The Two-Word story...Reimagined

[kitty]

Welldone Shiningstar

[shiningstar]

Apollo says

[shiningstar]

shiningstar stifles

[kitty]

tapping the

[shiningstar]

a yawn

[kitty]

Sorrell enters

[amberstar]

and sees

[shiningstar]

destroyed :cylon:

[kitty]

what a

[bsg1fan1975]

mess, who's

[kitty]

Not pulling

[bsg1fan1975]

their weight

[kitty]

She shouted.

[bsg1fan1975]

She began

[kitty]

to organise

[bsg1fan1975]

the mess :salute:

[kitty]

into piles

[bsg1fan1975]

for collection

[kitty]

Everybody felt

[bsg1fan1975]

that she

[kitty]

needed help

[Bombadil]

right away.

[Bombadil]

But then

[kitty]

Thomasbombadil ran

[shiningstar]

into Amberstar

[shiningstar]

who was

[shiningstar]

coming in

[shiningstar]

from being

[shiningstar]

on a

[shiningstar]

very, very

[shiningstar]

lonnnnnnng patrol

[shiningstar]

she wearily

[shiningstar]

climbs up

[shiningstar]

almost falling

[shiningstar]

out of

[shiningstar]

her viper

[shiningstar]

as Starbuck

[shiningstar]

and Apollo

[shiningstar]

rush over

[shiningstar]

to help

[shiningstar]

and are

[shiningstar]

carrying her

[shiningstar]

down the

[shiningstar]

hall taking

[shiningstar]

her to

[shiningstar]

her quarters

[shiningstar]

so she

[shiningstar]

could finally

[shiningstar]

at long

[shiningstar]

last she

[shiningstar]

could get

[shiningstar]

some rest

[shiningstar]

Rowan sees

[shiningstar]

Amberstar in

[shiningstar]

the arms

[shiningstar]

of Apollo

[shiningstar]

and starbuck

[shiningstar]

and says

[shiningstar]

How is

[shiningstar]

she doing?

[kitty]

Shes sparko

[bsg1fan1975]

and falls

[kitty]

out of

[bsg1fan1975]

the hammock

[shiningstar]

only to

[shiningstar]

be caught

[shiningstar]

by Apollo

[shiningstar]

and Starbuck

[shiningstar]

they then

[shiningstar]

very gently

[shiningstar]

lift her

[shiningstar]

back into

[shiningstar]

the hammock

[kitty]

accidently knocking

[bsg1fan1975]

Greenbean into

[kitty]

the pile

[bsg1fan1975]

of uniforms

[shiningstar]

under the

[kitty]

the pyramid

[bsg1fan1975]

stairs near

[shiningstar]

Celestrial dome

[bsg1fan1975]

Giles curses

[kitty]

"they have

[bsg1fan1975]

no sense

[kitty]

of direction

[bsg1fan1975]

they messed

[kitty]

up that

[bsg1fan1975]

nice pile

[kitty]

of ironed

[bsg1fan1975]

uniforms. now

[kitty]

Adama will

[shiningstar]

be furious

[shiningstar]

when he

[shiningstar]

sees these

[shiningstar]

as Omega

[shiningstar]

tries to

[shiningstar]

figure out

[kitty]

who was

[shiningstar]

messing up

[kitty]

those nicely

[shiningstar]

piled laundry

[kitty]

In comes

[shiningstar]

Commander Adama

[shiningstar]

and Colonel

[shiningstar]

Tigh who

[kitty]

retrieve their

[shiningstar]

uniforms and

[shiningstar]

belongings as

[kitty]

Sorrell and

[shiningstar]

the beavers

[kitty]

run by

[shiningstar]

keep messing

[shiningstar]

up everyone's

[shiningstar]

laundry and

[kitty]

misplacing socks

[shiningstar]

and Boots

[shiningstar]

as well

[kitty]

Meanwhile, over

[shiningstar]

at the

[kitty]

Risingstar, the

[shiningstar]

warriors who

[shiningstar]

are on

[shiningstar]

shore leave

[kitty]

leave, start

[shiningstar]

to fight

[shiningstar]

among theirselves

[kitty]

with their

[shiningstar]

fists and

[shiningstar]

Glasses over

[kitty]

the tables

[shiningstar]

knocking over

[shiningstar]

everything that

[shiningstar]

does not

[shiningstar]

happen to

[kitty]

be stuck

[amberstar]

or nailed

[kitty]

on the

[bsg1fan1975]

surfaces to

[Rowan]

Stop fighting!

[Rowan]

Rowan yells

[kitty]

while picking

[bsg1fan1975]

up the

[kitty]

broken glasses

[bsg1fan1975]

and mopping

[kitty]

ambrosia, meanwhile

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg sits

[kitty]

on top

[bsg1fan1975]

of ambrosa

[kitty]

custard triffle

[bsg1fan1975]

while reading

[bsg1fan1975]

:laugh: the latest

[bsg1fan1975]

"Vipers Weekly"

[kitty]

Sorrell asks

[bsg1fan1975]

where did

[kitty]

that triffle

[bsg1fan1975]

come from

[kitty]

and where

[bsg1fan1975]

did Jolly

[kitty]

get that

[amberstar]

he got

[amberstar]

it from

[amberstar]

Starbuck and Boomer.

[amberstar]

Along came.........

[kitty]

three little

[Rowan]

viper pilots

[kitty]

and asked

[Rowan]

where the

[Senmut]

ladies were.

[Senmut]

Cassie answered

[Rowan]

they are

[kitty]

Having a

[amberstar]

party at

[Rowan]

the Rising Star

[amberstar]

Then why

[amberstar]

are we

[amberstar]

still here?

[amberstar]

Let's go

[amberstar]

and have

[kitty]

lots of

[Rowan]

alcohol and

[kitty]

fun with

[amberstar]

dancing and

[Rowan]

laughing lots

[amberstar]

At Starbuck

[amberstar]

Who was..........

[kitty]

slowly getting

[Rowan]

very drunk

[kitty]

Apollo tried

[bsg1fan1975]

to stop

[amberstar]

Starbuck from

[bsg1fan1975]

making a

[kitty]

plonka of

[Rowan]

himself but



plonka?????

[kitty]

failed when



(plonka means idiot, by the way.
Sorry, I forgot that it may not be used over your way :duck:
Have fun using it! :D )

[Rowan]

Starbuck put






plunka...ok cool never heard of that one before...:D

[kitty]

cabbages in

[amberstar]

Ambrosia and

[Rowan]

stired it

[shiningstar]

as Cassiopia

[shiningstar]

watched Starbuck

[shiningstar]

as he

[shiningstar]

continued cooking

[shiningstar]

the delicious

[shiningstar]

smelling meal

[shiningstar]

attracting beavers

[shiningstar]

from everywhere :D

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converging on

[shiningstar]

starbuck and

[shiningstar]

sizzling, spicy

[shiningstar]

aromatic dish

[shiningstar]

beaver's mouths

[shiningstar]

watering, drooling

[shiningstar]

as they

[shiningstar]

watched the

[shiningstar]

coveted meal

[shiningstar]

being cooked

[amberstar]

they began

[Rowan]

begging Starbuck

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for a

[bsg1fan1975]

taste of

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scrummy cabbages

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar Walks

[shiningstar]

over and

[shiningstar]

Sniffs thinking

[shiningstar]

it smells

[shiningstar]

fantastic .........but

[shiningstar]

did Starbuck

[shiningstar]

really cook

[shiningstar]

this meal

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using only

[jewels]

brown rice

[kitty]

cabbages and

[shiningstar]

ambrosia as

[shiningstar]

shiningstar continued

[shiningstar]

to watch

[shiningstar]

starbuck as

[shiningstar]

he continued

[shiningstar]

to cook

[shiningstar]

the meal

[shiningstar]

the beavers

[shiningstar]

to drool

[kitty]

floor and

[shiningstar]

over the

[shiningstar]

scrumptious meal

[kitty]

Apollo could

[shiningstar]

only watch

[kitty]

as the

[shiningstar]

beavers closed

[shiningstar]

in on

[kitty]

messy muddles