The Two-Word story...Reimagined

[Senmut]

and ambrosia

[kitty]

that he

[Senmut]

don't mix!

[Laura]

So he

[kitty]

grabbed some

[repcisg]

sticky buns

[kitty]

and put

[Laura]

them in

[Bombadil]

his pocket

[Senmut]

but the

[Senmut]

Viper's seat

[Senmut]

showed him

[Senmut]

why the

[Senmut]

buns were

[Senmut]

so sticky.

[Senmut]

Then Athena,

[Senmut]

noticing his

[Senmut]

pant's condition,

[kitty]

came running

[Senmut]

, and grabbing

[kitty]

his buns ;)

[amberstar]

started to

[kitty]

nibble them

[unowhoandwhy]

as they

[doc834]

Went to

[kitty]

their vipers

[Senmut]

But Reese

[kitty]

accidently put

[Rowan]

his hand

[repcisg]

into the

[kitty]

sticky mess

[unowhoandwhy]

and almost

[kitty]

got his

[repcisg]

left foot

[kitty]

stuck in

[repcisg]

Athena's right

[kitty]

trouser leg.

[unowhoandwhy]

A comedy

[kitty]

seemed to

[Terra]

be in

[unowhoandwhy]

the works

[kitty]

as they

[bsg1fan1975]

struggled to

[kitty]

separate themselves

[Senmut]

, then Omega,

[Senmut]

with Croad,

[Senmut]

strolled by

[kitty]

and watched

[Senmut]

Adultress and

[repcisg]

Boomer trying

[kitty]

to extract

[unowhoandwhy]

some thread

[bsg1fan1975]

:laugh: from the

[Senmut]

tight, tight

[kitty]

little nook

[unowhoandwhy]

and cranny

[kitty]

that it

[unowhoandwhy]

had fallen

[shiningstar]

through as

[shiningstar]

Adama reached

[shiningstar]

down for

[shiningstar]

the thread

[shiningstar]

only to

[shiningstar]

bump heads

[shiningstar]

with adultress

[shiningstar]

and with

[shiningstar]

lieutenant boomer

[shiningstar]

they gingerly

[shiningstar]

rub their

[shiningstar]

aching heads

[shiningstar]

as Brie

[shiningstar]

looks on

[shiningstar]

with a

[shiningstar]

bemused expression

[shiningstar]

as Cassiopia

[shiningstar]

rushes past

[shiningstar]

in order

[shiningstar]

to treat

[shiningstar]

Commander Adama,

[shiningstar]

lieutenant boomer,

[shiningstar]

and Adultress

[shiningstar]

for the

[shiningstar]

bumped heads

[Senmut]

, and runs

[Senmut]

into Starbuck,

[Senmut]

ripping her

[Senmut]

tunic open

[Senmut]

as she

[Senmut]

does so.

[Senmut]

Suddenly distracted,

[Senmut]

Starbuck says

[kitty]

nice to

[unowhoandwhy]

see you

[kitty]

took my

[unowhoandwhy]

buns. I

[shiningstar]

have to

[shiningstar]

get you

[shiningstar]

a brand

[shiningstar]

new tunic

[shiningstar]

I hope

[amberstar]

you don't

[amberstar]

mind if.......

[shiningstar]

I give

[shiningstar]

you my

[shiningstar]

Jacket. I

[shiningstar]

did like

[shiningstar]

the tunic

[shiningstar]

on you

[shiningstar]

ripping it

[CaptainTux]

was clumsy

[kitty]

and very

[Senmut]

fun, also.

[kitty]

Apollo and

[Senmut]

Jolly laughed

[shiningstar]

Cassiopia merely

[shiningstar]

shook her

[shiningstar]

head and

[shiningstar]

Tried to

[shiningstar]

show anger

[shiningstar]

rather then

[shiningstar]

the uncontrollable

[shiningstar]

fits of

[shiningstar]

laughter now

[shiningstar]

coming out

[shiningstar]

from her

[shiningstar]

beautiful red

[shiningstar]

ruby lips

[shiningstar]

Adama walked

[shiningstar]

over there

[CaptainTux]

and belched.

[Senmut]

"Woooooooooo, ambrosia...

[unowhoandwhy]

always does

[kitty]

that to

[shiningstar]

me he

[shiningstar]

said as

[shiningstar]

he debated

[shiningstar]

To himself

[shiningstar]

whether or

[braxiss]

not i

[shiningstar]

not he

[shiningstar]

should scold

[shiningstar]

Scarbuck after

[shiningstar]

seeing what

[shiningstar]

was left

[shiningstar]

of her

[shiningstar]

sparkling yellow

[shiningstar]

and shimmery

[shiningstar]

Tunic. Adama

[shiningstar]

stifled yet

[shiningstar]

another belch

[shiningstar]

simply shook

[shiningstar]

his head

[shiningstar]

as Athena

[shiningstar]

and Tigh

[shiningstar]

called Adama

[shiningstar]

Over to

[shiningstar]

The side

[shiningstar]

in order

[shiningstar]

to warn

[shiningstar]

Adama that

[shiningstar]

Belloby was

[shiningstar]

On her

[shiningstar]

way to

[shiningstar]

The Galactica

[shiningstar]

wearing very

[shiningstar]

suggestive clothing

[shiningstar]

and carrying

[shiningstar]

a Bottle

[shiningstar]

Of the

[shiningstar]

Best Ambroisia

[shiningstar]

and singing

[shiningstar]

sealing march

[shiningstar]

and using

[shiningstar]

intercom communications

[shiningstar]

To call

[shiningstar]

for a

[shiningstar]

Priest. Adama

[shiningstar]

visably Paled

[shiningstar]

as he

[shiningstar]

suddenly saw

[shiningstar]

Siress Belloby

[shiningstar]

Getting off

[shiningstar]

of the

[shiningstar]

returning shuttle

[shiningstar]

from the

[shiningstar]

Rising Star

[shiningstar]

Tigh stepped

[shiningstar]

infront of

[shiningstar]

Belloby while

[shiningstar]

Adama and

[shiningstar]

Athena made

[shiningstar]

for the

[shiningstar]

landing bay

[shiningstar]

as Tigh

[shiningstar]

escorted Belloby

[shiningstar]

to the

[shiningstar]

guest quarters

[shiningstar]

While Adama

[shiningstar]

sneaks aboard

[shiningstar]

Risingstar shuttle

[Senmut]

and slips

[braxiss]

into a

[repcisg]

warm puddle

[braxiss]

of purple

[Rowan]

daggit dodo

[kitty]

Looking down,

[Terra]

to the

[kitty]

mess on

[unowhoandwhy]

the deck

[kitty]

and the

[shiningstar]

Mess on

[shiningstar]

His uniform

[shiningstar]

Athena helped

[shiningstar]

Adama Up

[shiningstar]

And into

[shiningstar]

The shuttle

[shiningstar]

Omega met

[shiningstar]

Adama in

[shiningstar]

With a

[shiningstar]

Clean uniform

[shiningstar]

and Adama's

[shiningstar]

'schedule' as

[shiningstar]

well as

[shiningstar]

a urgent

[shiningstar]

note from

[shiningstar]

Tigh saying

[Senmut]

"Oh God!"

[unowhoandwhy]

It's me

[kitty]

I was

[unowhoandwhy]

hoping You

[kitty]

would not

[unowhoandwhy]

smite me

[shiningstar]

Omega simply

[unowhoandwhy]

smiled and

[shiningstar]

shook his

[unowhoandwhy]

head, wondering

[shiningstar]

head no

[shiningstar]

Belloby said

[shiningstar]

she wants

[shiningstar]

to seal

[shiningstar]

With you

[shiningstar]

alone Commander

[shiningstar]

Omega said

[shiningstar]

The Commander

[unowhoandwhy]

also needs

[kitty]

to sort

[shiningstar]

out how

[shiningstar]

to best

[shiningstar]

let Belloby

[shiningstar]

know that