The Two-Word story...Reimagined

[Muffit]

comin' down

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the hallway

[repcisg]

with loin

[Muffit]

chops dangling

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covered with

[Senmut]

absolutely nothing

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Boomer saw

[conconcv66]

apollo's thingy

[repcisg]

dangling with

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brightly colored

[Senmut]

wetly glistening

[shiningstar]

Duct Tape

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To hold

[repcisg]

in soft

[Senmut]

wonderful fingers

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swiftly twisting

[repcisg]

with gentle

[shiningstar]

toes tickling

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and fingers

[shiningstar]

reaching for

[Muffit]

glimmering rainbows

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that are

[Dawg]

just out

[Muffit]

of gold

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And silver

[shiningstar]

talons striking

[Muffit]

tender mice

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to frighten

[shiningstar]

Lieutenant Starbuck

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but Boomer

[shiningstar]

caught him

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red handed!

[shiningstar]

on bent

[Senmut]

locker doors

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Boomer turned

[Senmut]

and ripped

[shiningstar]

the beavers

[repcisg]

silky pink

[Muffit]

frilly underwear

[repcisg]

with green

[Flamingo Girl]

and orange

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frilly flowers

[shiningstar]

in her

[Senmut]

tight, sweaty

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hot crossed

[originalsinner]

Buns of Steel

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The beaver

[Muffit]

ate chalupas

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burping and

[Muffit]

belching like

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a hot

[Senmut]

totally enflamed

[Flamingo Girl]

raging, wild

[Muffit]

belching beaver :beaver:

[shiningstar]

THrowing UP ;)

[originalsinner]

farting

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which made

[Muffit]

brown bubbles

[Senmut]

while undressing

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(Gross Muffit!)

Adama said

[Flamingo Girl]

"That's sick!"

[repcisg]

To which

[Muffit]

(the) bubbles replied...

:D

[shiningstar]

Snap crackle

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Pop! Pop!

[Senmut]

"Got milk?"

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Boomer thought

[Flamingo Girl]

he heard

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Apollo yell......

[Muffit]

"Poor Starbuck!..."

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Starbuck was

[Muffit]

missing his

[Dawg]

most favorite

[Muffit]

front fastening

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Tight fitting

[Senmut]

frilly lavender

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Silk vest!

[repcisg]

Embroidered with

[Muffit]

multicolor targets

[repcisg]

made of

[Muffit]

beaver pelts

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Starbuck was

[Senmut]

suddenly aware

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that everyone

[Muffit]

was staring

[repcisg]

at his

[Muffit]

young nubile

[winterrose]

he suddenly

[repcisg]

dropped his

[Muffit]

training bra

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That belonged

[Senmut]

to Athena's

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Younger friend!

[repcisg]

Who was

[Muffit]

cast as

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Flight Cadet

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Of the

[Senmut]

trainee's who

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were under

[Muffit]

-arm sniffers

[repcisg]

who don't

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a Program

[repcisg]

with soft

[Senmut]

incredibly sensitive

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computer controls

[shiningstar]

not responding

[Muffit]

to fist-bashing :D

[Senmut]

however, CORA

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takes us

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into the

[Muffit]

Tidy Bowl

[Senmut]

Zone, Rod

[Muffit]

Serling narrated

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On and

[Flamingo Girl]

on and

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and finally

[Muffit]

belched out

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Don't jar

[Muffit]

the mushies

[Senmut]

because Athena

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will have

[Muffit]

a conniption

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Mushies are

[originalsinner]

Um Good

[Muffit]

for the

[repcisg]

sweet spot

[Senmut]

and milk

[Muffit]

goes good

[repcisg]

with cookies.

[originalsinner]

Jolly, ran over

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to take

[Flamingo Girl]

several cookies

[Senmut]

then Aurora

[CaptainTux]

was flabbergasted

[Senmut]

when her

[Muffit]

cookies were

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were being

[Muffit]

tossed at

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everyone around!

[CaptainTux]

Jolly fled

[repcisg]

with his

[CaptainTux]

belly swaying

[repcisg]

from left

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to right

[shiningstar]

and BACK

[CaptainTux]

finally resting

[Muffit]

on someone's

[CaptainTux]

broken chronometer.

[originalsinner]

Boomer tossed,

[CaptainTux]

his mushies

[Dawg]

making a

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and lost

[originalsinner]

his brown

[Muffit]

temporarily stained

[originalsinner]

Warriors Jacket:warrior:

[CaptainTux]

Boomer kissed

[Muffit]

Athena's pink

[amberstar]

,gloved hand

[originalsinner]

while Greenbean,:oreo:

[CaptainTux]

watched longingly

[originalsinner]

Greenbean said, WOW

[Senmut]

while Cassie

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approached Starbuck

[Muffit]

wearing just

[Dawg]

a little

[repcisg]

pale pink

[Muffit]

strapless, chiffon

[repcisg]

with lacey

[Muffit]

see through

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sexy bodice

[BST]

Starbuck gasped

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Athena glared.....

[Senmut]

as Cassie

[Muffit]

swung her

[originalsinner]

Cans

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arms around

[CaptainTux]

Athena's waist.

[originalsinner]

Cassie Kiss and hugged

[Senmut]

Starbuck, while

[CaptainTux]

stroking Athena's

[Muffit]

err... ID pin

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Athena, enraged

[CaptainTux]

and mildly

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in shock

[Muffit]

grabbed his

[BST]

....jacket and

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pulled him

[Flamingo Girl]

away from

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Cassie's grip

[Senmut]

Cassie's left

[Flamingo Girl]

Cassie's lip

[Senmut]

on his

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while Athena

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right cheek

[Senmut]

unbuttoned her

[CaptainTux]

duffle bag

[Muffit]

and inside

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pulled out

[Muffit]

silicone filled

[Senmut]

enhancement devices

[thomas7g]

for Boxey's

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Athena flung

[bsg1fan1975]

a pillow

[Muffit]

full of

[winterrose]

soft feathers

[Muffit]

and beavers :beaver: :beaver:

[originalsinner]

Later that night:warrior:

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Starbuck went

[Muffit]

out nightclubbing

[originalsinner]

@the Rising Star:cowboy:

[originalsinner]

ask Brie

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to dance

[Muffit]

the Limbo

[repcisg]

in the

[Muffit]

conservatory with

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blue squadren.

[originalsinner]

they dirty dance

[repcisg]

all night

[originalsinner]

Athena was

[Flamingo Girl]

in the

[Senmut]

casino, then

[thomas7g]

Four NoMen

(or whatver those guys with the light bolos are called)

[originalsinner]

Walk in:evil:

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Blood trail?

[originalsinner]

Athena called

[Muffit]

10-10-987

[originalsinner]

her brother Apollo:cop:

[thomas7g]

(10-10-987 is calling collect)

but she

[Muffit]

neglected to

[originalsinner]

BRING HER GUN

[thomas7g]

and shoot...

(btw originalsinner, two words, not three. ;))

[Muffit]

circus beavers :beaver: :beaver:

[originalsinner]

OH FRACK!

[thomas7g]

, she said.

[CaptainTux]

"I forgot.....

[originalsinner]

My gun

[CaptainTux]

in Starbuck's

[Muffit]

holster bra!

[Senmut]

while unhooking

[originalsinner]

Bra Buttons.

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security came

[originalsinner]

Nomen fired>>>>>>>>>>>>>000000

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chaos erupted

[bsg1fan1975]

and Boxey

[originalsinner]

Ran under:eek:

[Muffit]

the baddabooms. :D

[originalsinner]

for Safty

[repcisg]

not knowing

[originalsinner]

3 Noman

[repcisg]

were going