The Two-Word story...Reimagined

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gruesome disgusting

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gritty pate

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the beaver

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begged Tigh

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in the

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of the

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Lords of

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Kobol and

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in the

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name of

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all that

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was holy

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to let

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me go

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Colonel Tigh

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simply laughed

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at the

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blubbering sobbing

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stammering stuttering

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pate covered

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trembling uncontrollably

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pathetically shivering

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teary eyed

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smallish beaver

[unowhoandwhy]

who was

[kitty]

having a

[repcisg]

really rotten

[unowhoandwhy]

jahren and

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still begging

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for it's

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life and

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to beg

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sobbing for

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it's freedom

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Colonel Tigh

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simply stared

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unmoved by

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the beaver's

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impassioned Plea

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Tigh pushed

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the beaver

[doc834]

over the

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back down

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on to

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the pate

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Colonel tigh

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started to

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pour seasonings

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over the

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top of

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a very

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frightened and

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terrified tiny

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bleary eyed

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little beaver

[bsg1fan1975]

who screamed

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out in

[bsg1fan1975]

sheer terror

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as Tigh

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reaches for

[bsg1fan1975]

the pans

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leaving the

[bsg1fan1975]

beaver to

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escape from

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Tigh's clutches

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and out

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the gritty

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smelly pate

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Colonel Tigh

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looked over

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to see

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the beaver

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running out

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into the

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winding corridor

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Tigh quickly

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took off

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after the

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fleeing beaver

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with cleaver

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in hand

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the beaver

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continued running

[emerita]

down the

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winding corrider

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Commander Adama

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saw the

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terrified beaver

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and sighed

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and shook

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his head

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as he

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saw Tigh

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in close

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pursuit Cleaver

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in hand

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as he

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sadly oh

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I don't

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even want

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to know

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Adama then

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sighed again

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and went

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back the

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way he

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had come

[Senmut]

muttering that

[Rowan]

the beavers

[kitty]

had once

[Rowan]

tasted good

[kitty]

served with

[Rowan]

spices and

[kitty]

winter vegetables.

[Rowan]

mmm sounds good!

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he thought

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savoring the

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delicate aroma

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of the

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pate covered

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terrified fleeing

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sobbing breathless

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little beaver

[Rowan]

Red Alert!

[Rowan]

everyone ran

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toward their

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duty stations

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Tigh with

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Commander Adama

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close behind

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race towards

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the bridge

[The 14th Colony]

the bridge

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leaving a

[The 14th Colony]

befuddled crew

(cool, we posted the same thing at the same time. Jinx!!!)

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exhausted yet

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relieved beaver

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to make

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good on

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his escape

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Tigh and

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Adama reached

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the bridge

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Officer Omega

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then told

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both The

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Commander and

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the colonel

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it was

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a mistake

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false alarm

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Tigh smiled

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as he

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began to

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think of

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all of

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the different

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methods of

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recapturing the

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delictable delicious

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pate covered

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fleeing beaver

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Commander Adama

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looked over

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to talk

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to Tigh

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only to

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realize he

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had already

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left from

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the bridge

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Adama sighed

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remembering the

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delicious meal

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that he

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once had

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Adama looked

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the bridge

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he saw

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a pate

[unowhoandwhy]

that had

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covered beaver

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hiding in

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the turbolift

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shivering staring

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and terrified

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of discovery

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the beaver

[unowhoandwhy]

closed his

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eyes praying

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that Tigh

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would not

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find out

[doc834]

that he

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was on

[doc834]

the wrong

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road to

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finding the

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location of

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the beaver

[Senmut]

central lair

[unowhoandwhy]

Hidden deeply

[kitty]

in the

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bowels of

[repcisg]

the red

[kitty]

space ship

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coat closet

[kitty]

that was

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located on

[kitty]

the lower

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deck of

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the ship.

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It was

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another of

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the ones

[kitty]

that you

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could not

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locate it

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is deep

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under the

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secret passage

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over the

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outer edge

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of the

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surrounding perimeter

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as Tigh

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continued to

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search for

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The errant

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little beaver

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who was

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still hiding

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and now

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fully aware

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of how

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vulunerable he

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not only

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he but

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all of

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the other

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little beavers

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had to

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be protected

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the beaver

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then backed

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away from

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the grating

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the beaver

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knew he

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could never