The Two-Word story...Reimagined

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shook his

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head sadly

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as his

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taste buds

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ran to

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beaver and

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not to

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any chicken

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Colonel Tigh

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hoped that

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the :cylon:

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as they

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were such

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helpers in

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Colonel Tigh's

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personal tiny

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little galley

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Sire Uri

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was furious

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with the

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sudden change

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in fortunes

[Senmut]

and provided

[Senmut]

beavers for

[Senmut]

cooking, regardless

[Senmut]

of the

[Senmut]

"dam" regulations.

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So, a

[Senmut]

chicken/beaver

[Senmut]

cassarole, ala

[Senmut]

Cylon graced

[Senmut]

the tables

[Senmut]

in the

[Senmut]

Mess Hall.

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Then, Tigh,

[kitty]

grabbed a

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large one

[kitty]

to satisfy

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dual forefillment

[kitty]

which was

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sweet joy

[kitty]

to his

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stone mountain

[kitty]

in his

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up downstairs

[kitty]

. Embarrassed, Tigh

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vast explosion

[kitty]

hit the

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focal point

[kitty]

of the

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chartered grounds

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Shiningstar snuck

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out of

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the mess

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hall to

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avoid the

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clean up

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soon she

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was on

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patrol with

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blue squadron

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Colonel Tigh

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Searched for

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Lieutenant Shiningstar

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unable to

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find her

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he reasoned

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correctly that

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she volunteered

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for patrol

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he double

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checked to

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make certain

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that the

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cylon killing

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lieutenant Shiningstar:star:

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was indeed

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on patrol

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with the

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blue squadron

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Colonel Tigh

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gave a

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exaperated sigh

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he knew

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that his

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cylon was

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only programmed

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for cooking

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not cleaning

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Colonel Tigh

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started to

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look for

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someone else

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to clean

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the galley

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Shiningstar smiled

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from the

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safety of

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her viper

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she loved

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these long

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long patrols

[Senmut]

where she

[Senmut]

could revel

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in the

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misfortune of

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other people's

[Senmut]

duty assignments.

[kitty]

Starbuck and

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Brie and

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even Rigel

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were relieved

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That inspite

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Of the

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fact that

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Colonel Tigh

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failed to

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reprogram the

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cooking cylon

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to be

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a cooking

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and also

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cleaning cylon

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by the

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next secton

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There would

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be a

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new group

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of cadets

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on the

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Battlestar galactica

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Colonel Tigh

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waisted no

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time in

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getting his

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clean up

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from the

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ranks of

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the poor

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hapless defenseless

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sullen cadets

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Yes there

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much reason

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for Shiningstar

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and so

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everyone rejoiced

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except for

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the newly

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arrived cadets

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who were

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even now

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cleaning up

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the galley

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Shiningstar completed

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her long

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Long....Lonnng

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patrol with

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blue squadron

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and walked

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down the

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corrider after

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leaving the

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landing bay

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She was

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walking down

[Rowan]

the hall

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then suddenly....

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a huge

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head appeared

[kitty]

on a

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slippery stick

[kitty]

with pretty

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large grin

[kitty]

and a

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pretty bow

[kitty]

in its

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cleft hole

[Rowan]

look out!

[kitty]

shouted starbuck.

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behind you!!

[kitty]

They looked

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and discovered

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that the

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whole thing

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was slippery

[kitty]

when wet.

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it glistened

[kitty]

in the

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port hole

[kitty]

where the

[onepath]

mystical shiner

[kitty]

radiated its

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broad spectrum

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of colours

[onepath]

so pretty

[kitty]

that they

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watched together

[kitty]

in awe

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as it

[kitty]

sped through

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the galaxy

[kitty]

taking their

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minds away

[kitty]

with it.

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it was

[kitty]

funny to

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notice that

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they started

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to fade

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into the

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misty haze

[kitty]

of drug

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patterns along

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the corridor

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that seemed

[kitty]

to go

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on forever

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and a

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stark reminder

[kitty]

to the

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once seen

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Muffit daggy

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they saw

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over the

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hill, then

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they realized

[onepath]

yet again

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that they

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had been

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yet again

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foiled by

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Muffit daggy

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jeepers ,cried

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One person

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its happend

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We have

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found what

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Muffit daggy

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had seen

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and was

[onepath]

contemplating that

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maybe just

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this time

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this joke

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was going

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to work

[onepath]

this time

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if they

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realised that

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this could