The Two-Word story...Reimagined

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starbuck still

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cooking the

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meal as

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Shiningstar watched

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the beavers

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get closer

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and closer

[kitty]

and grab

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at the

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meal that

[kitty]

had started

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being prepared

[kitty]

as a

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with mops

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because Tigh

[kitty]

shovels the

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ordered them

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to clean

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everything up

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before Adama

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discovers the

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hideous mess,

[kitty]

conjealed cabbage

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and turns

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them over

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to Wilker

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and Belloby,

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for..."study".

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Bwahahahahahahaha, Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shiningstar, Starbuck

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Cassiopia, Apollo

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and the

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beavers quickly

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others said,

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move to

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clean up

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the mess

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as the

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scientists sharpen

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THeir knives

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and scalpels

[kitty]

to dissect

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the moving

[Senmut]

, annoying beavers.

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Piney looks

[kitty]

nervous as

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the glob

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Starbuck prepared

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starts moving

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Toward Piney

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I thought

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you were

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supposed to

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dissect THAT

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THING! Piney

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cried as

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the glob

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kept creeping

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ever closer

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to Piney

[kitty]

apollo grabbed

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Piney and

[kitty]

a scapel

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Piney freaks

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and scrambles

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on Apollo's

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right shoulder

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as Apollo

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stabs at

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congealing glob

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that is

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searching for

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a very

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terrifed beaver

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and it

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suddenly leaps

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over the

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railing and

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dissapears into

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the launch

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tube where

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the glob

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was waiting

[kitty]

for the

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vipers to

[kitty]

blast it

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In space........

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Cassie and

[Rowan]

Starbuck looked

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at Apollo

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as he

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reaches over

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the enormous

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mushie tray

[Rowan]

to grab

[kitty]

a handful

[Rowan]

of chips

[kitty]

After stuffing

[Rowan]

his shirt

[kitty]

with greasy

[Rowan]

chips and

[kitty]

mushy peas

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Meanwhile, Sheba

[kitty]

went to

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see Baltar

[kitty]

about Apollos

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inability to

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use cutlery

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while eating

[kitty]

his dinner

[Rowan]

baltar was

[kitty]

very amused

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and laughed

[Rowan]

poor sheba

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give Apollo

[kitty]

A bath!

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with cold

[Rowan]

water and

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lots of

[Rowan]

soap. Scrubing

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all of

[Rowan]

the grease

[kitty]

off his

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chin and

[kitty]

chest. Sheba

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, her chest

[kitty]

heaving excitedly

[Rowan]

as she

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tried describing

[Rowan]

why she

[kitty]

removed all

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of his

[Rowan]

dirty clothes

[kitty]

off his

[Senmut]

sweaty body

[Rowan]

delicious body

[kitty]

and rubbed

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her hands

[Rowan]

over his

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eager flesh

[Rowan]

Apollo reached

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to unclasp

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Sheba's blouse

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, and touched

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her barbie

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doll soft

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;)
vest. Sheba

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groans as

[kitty]

Apollos hands

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start for

[kitty]

the soap

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as alerts

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start to

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call pilots

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to their

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vipers for

[Rowan]

a cylon

[kitty]

attack on

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the Fleet.

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Considerably annoyed,

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Sheba puts

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her clothes

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looking hungrily

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at the

[Rowan]

naked Apollo

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but needs

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to leave

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to blast

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cylons. But

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she couldn't

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leave as

[kitty]

she had

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sealed the

[kitty]

door, so

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grabbing a

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Apollo, she

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smiled and

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looked at

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the food

[kitty]

on Apollos

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chin. Laughing

[kitty]

she licked

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it off

[kitty]

and said

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Apollo you

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taste yummy

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want dessert?

[kitty]

Apollo groaned

[Rowan]

as Sheba

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pulled away

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and grabbed

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a washcloth

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:laugh: and smacks

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Apollo over

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his bare

[kitty]

botty! Apollo

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squeals like

[kitty]

a pig

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that has

[kitty]

smelt bacon

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sizzling on

[kitty]

the stove

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Sheba giggled

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at Apollos

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girlish scream

[Rowan]

and Apollo

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giggled like

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no tomorrow

[Rowan]

then they

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finished washing,

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Apollo entering

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and went

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the turbowash

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, then Sheba

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joined him

[Rowan]

naked and

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grabbed the

[Rowan]

soap and

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then drops

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the soap

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so Apollo

[Rowan]

bends over

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and slips

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falling on

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his lovely

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rubber duck

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and squeezed

[Rowan]

it making

[kitty]

a silly

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noise that

[kitty]

sounded like

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cylons passing

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wind. Sheba

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jumped and

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removed the

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offending toy

[Rowan]

then fell

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on top

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of her

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loofah. She

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laughed as

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she realized

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that it

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had all

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just been

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so very

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surreal. Apollo

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reached out

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and grabbed

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her left,