The Two-Word story...Reimagined

[Senmut]

roasted flesh

[Rowan]

to flavour

[Senmut]

with exotic [and it's spelled FLAVOR, Rowan!!!]

[kitty]

ingredients that

(Senmut, it depends if you are using the Queens English, which Rowan (and I) do)!

[bsg1fan1975]

were in

[kitty]

his fridge

[Senmut]

frozen stiff,

[kitty]

they needed

[Senmut]

to heat

[kitty]

the stiff

[Senmut]

and unyielding

[kitty]

long cucumber

[bsg1fan1975]

Tigh threw

[Senmut]

a look

[kitty]

at the

[Senmut]

assembled ladies

[Rowan]

excitedly waiting

[kitty]

for the

[amberstar]

right time

[Rowan]

to eat

[Senmut]

out, then

[kitty]

Sorrell and

[Senmut]

an admirer

[kitty]

decided to

[Senmut]

admire each

[kitty]

tasty dish

[Senmut]

steamingly hot

[kitty]

and aromatic

[Senmut]

, mindnumbingly stimulating

[kitty]

blowing their

[Senmut]

opposite number's

[kitty]

hot dinner

[Senmut]

into oblivion

[kitty]

Sorrell looked

[Senmut]

utterly delicious

[kitty]

when she

[Senmut]

slowly, lazily

[kitty]

licked her

[bsg1fan1975]

paw and

[kitty]

asked for

[bsg1fan1975]

the sugar

[kitty]

topped dessert

[bsg1fan1975]

that Athena

[kitty]

had made

[unowhoandwhy]

with her

[kitty]

new recipe

[unowhoandwhy]

from "South

[bsg1fan1975]

Caprica to

[kitty]

make a

[bsg1fan1975]

Perfect Meal"

[kitty]

Bsg and

[bsg1fan1975]

Muffit tripped

[kitty]

over the

[unowhoandwhy]

muffin pan

[kitty]

that Athena

[unowhoandwhy]

had carelessly

[kitty]

dropped on

[Senmut]

his foot

[bsg1fan1975]

and they

[Senmut]

looked up

[kitty]

eyes locked

[bsg1fan1975]

as Muffit

[kitty]

asked for

[bsg1fan1975]

the butter

[kitty]

for her

[bsg1fan1975]

:laugh: humongous roll

[kitty]

Suddenly there

[bsg1fan1975]

was a

[unowhoandwhy]

tintinabulation of

[bsg1fan1975]

their imagination

[kitty]

when a

[unowhoandwhy]

bell rang

[bsg1fan1975]

sending everyone

[kitty]

running for

[bsg1fan1975]

battlestations as

[kitty]

Pinney farts

[Rowan]

sending everyone

[kitty]

for their

[Senmut]

emergency oxygen

[Rowan]

Pinney looked

[kitty]

quite satisfied

[amberstar]

with the

[kitty]

impact it

[Rowan]

had made

[kitty]

Adama demanded

[doc834]

that everyone

[kitty]

capture Pinney

[doc834]

and throw

[kitty]

him in

[doc834]

the brig.

[kitty]

pinney, heard

[doc834]

that he

[kitty]

wanted. Pinney

[doc834]

began to

[Rowan]

run away

[doc834]

headed toward

[kitty]

the maintence

[doc834]

bay. He

[kitty]

saw a

[bsg1fan1975]

open hatchway

[Rowan]

and dove

[amberstar]

Right into

[Rowan]

and suddenly

[kitty]

found that

[bsg1fan1975]

what they

[doc834]

were into

[kitty]

was not

[Rowan]

a hatchway

[kitty]

but was

[doc834]

a pile

[bsg1fan1975]

of mattresses

[kitty]

that had

[Rowan]

ALARMS! suddenly....

[Senmut]

sounded everywhere

[Rowan]

everyone ran

[kitty]

towards the

[Senmut]

harem quarters

[Rowan]

to rescue

[Senmut]

the harem

[Rowan]

who were

[bsg1fan1975]

cuddling up

[kitty]

with each

[doc834]

other and

[bsg1fan1975]

talking about

[Rowan]

Starbuck whom

[kitty]

had a

[doc834]

hard time

[kitty]

because of

[bsg1fan1975]

the sticky

[unowhoandwhy]

situation he

[kitty]

got into

[bsg1fan1975]

because of

[kitty]

his dashing

[amberstar]

rouge smile

[Rowan]

and twinkling

[Senmut]

eyes, so

[Rowan]

the girls

[Senmut]

, opening their

[Rowan]

hearts and

[kitty]

arms, went

[Senmut]

after him,

[Rowan]

caught him,

[Senmut]

and pressed

[kitty]

their eager

[unowhoandwhy]

lips to

[kitty]

his handsome

[unowhoandwhy]

cheek and

[doc834]

then went

[bsg1fan1975]

grimaced as

[Rowan]

he endured

[shiningstar]

their unwanted

[Rowan]

departure valiantly

[shiningstar]

striving for

[bsg1fan1975]

the glory

[unowhoandwhy]

he so

[bsg1fan1975]

desired but

[doc834]

did not

[Rowan]

achieve yet

[bsg1fan1975]

as he

[kitty]

had only

[doc834]

one chance

[unowhoandwhy]

at success

[doc834]

to make

[bsg1fan1975]

his efforts

[unowhoandwhy]

bear fruit

[Senmut]

from her

[Rowan]

tempting offer

[bsg1fan1975]

but declined

[Senmut]

, in public,

[bsg1fan1975]

he would

[Senmut]

, in private,

[kitty]

so Starbuck

[bsg1fan1975]

apologized and

[Laura]

fell down.

[Senmut]

on his

[Senmut]

knees beside

[Senmut]

her bed,

[Rowan]

to convince

[kitty]

her that

[amberstar]

he was

[kitty]

the best

[unowhoandwhy]

chef that

[amberstar]

ever lived

[unowhoandwhy]

in this

[unowhoandwhy]

or any

[unowhoandwhy]

other galaxy.

[Laura]

She sampled

[amberstar]

his tempting

[kitty]

tit-bits that

[amberstar]

only Starbuck

[kitty]

knew how

[julix]

to get

[kitty]

them so

[unowhoandwhy]

sweet and

[bsg1fan1975]

juicy. Brie

[Senmut]

opened her

[kitty]

mouth to

[Senmut]

press her

[kitty]

tongue against

[bsg1fan1975]

the glass

[julix]

and then

[Rowan]

it stuck

[unowhoandwhy]

too cold

[bsg1fan1975]

and Brie

[unowhoandwhy]

gave a

[kitty]

startled cry

[bsg1fan1975]

when she

[kitty]

realised that

[bsg1fan1975]

she was

[kitty]

now attached

[bsg1fan1975]

to the

[unowhoandwhy]

night stand

[kitty]

in a

[unowhoandwhy]

tawdry sort

[kitty]

of way

[unowhoandwhy]

that she

[kitty]

was quite

[doc834]

embarrassed by

[kitty]

her behaviour

[doc834]

She took

[kitty]

her cute

[unowhoandwhy]

shoes and

[doc834]

little teddy

[kitty]

to the

[doc834]

launch bay

[kitty]

for a

[doc834]

chance to

[kitty]

have a

[doc834]

nightcap with

[kitty]

the other

[doc834]

warriors so

[kitty]

that she

[doc834]

can redeem

[kitty]

some of

[doc834]

her pride

[kitty]

after the

[doc834]

embarrassment of

[kitty]

the nightstand

[doc834]

When she

[kitty]

had her

[unowhoandwhy]

fragile innocence

[kitty]

taken away

[bsg1fan1975]

by a

[kitty]

very mean

[Senmut]

, yet passionate

[unowhoandwhy]

man who

[kitty]

thought that

[shiningstar]

he owed

[bsg1fan1975]

the world

[shiningstar]

and everything