The Two-Word story...Reimagined

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and threw

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Sire Uri

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and the

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beaver curry

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To security

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who put

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Sire URI

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under arrest

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while the

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beaaver curry

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a burial

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in space

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to appease

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the furious

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now red

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faced and

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vengeful beavers

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Officer Omega

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prayed that

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nothing would

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happen to

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once again

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disrupt the

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peace negotiations

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in the

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mean time

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the very

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very astute

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Commander Adama

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and the

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exceptionally brave

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warriors and

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so very

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intrepid and

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so veryyyyy

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verrrrrrrrrry resourceful

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viper pilots

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and crew

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of the

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Battlestar Galactica

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and Of

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the rest

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OF the

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rag tag

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fleet bearing

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the remains

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and survivors

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of the

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Original colonies

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handled the

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crises of

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the centon

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with a

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professionalism that

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Commander Adama

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Greatly Admired

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he also

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was verrryy

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proud of

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Officer Omega

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as well

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Commander Adama

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had absolutely

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no Doubts

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That Officer

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Omega was

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Completely capable

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Of handling

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the negotiations

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Adama knew

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His Confidence

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In Officer

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was very

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very Justified

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Officer Omega

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worked dilligently

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in order

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to completely

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FINISH the

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Peace Negotiations

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so that

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everyone could

[Rowan]

go back

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to doing

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their regular

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assigned jobs

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Officer Omega

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was relieved

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to see

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Both the

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cylon killing

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vengeful beaver

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and Tigh

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negotiating PEACEFULLY

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Officer Omega

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sighed a

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sigh of

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relief and

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of hope

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when suddenly

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Sire Uri

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was found

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to have

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been released

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on direct

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orders from

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the council

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of twelve

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Commander Adama

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was furious

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but had

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a plan

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to save

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Colonel Tigh

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Officer Omega

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and beavers

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as well

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as embarrasing

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the council

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of twelve

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Commander Adama

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could only

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hope that

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Officer Omega

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would understand

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and agree

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to help

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trap and

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also ensnare

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Sire Uri

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and also

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the council

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of twelve

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for their

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practically catastropic

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blunderous MISTAKE

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Commander Adama

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called for

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Colonel Tigh

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officer Omega

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and the

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vengeful beaver

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to come

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to the

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Commander's quarters

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away from

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would be

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prying eyes

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and possibly

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loose lips

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commander Adama

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seriousely hoped

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that his

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well thought

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out plan

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would work

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a lot

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of the

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actual execution

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of the

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plan would

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depend on

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Officer Omega

[repcisg]

to see

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if he

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could help

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ensnare both

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Sire Uri

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and the

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council of

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twelve in

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the plan

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Everyone who

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was summoned

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by the

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much respected

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and loved

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Commander Adama

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was assembled

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as requested

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They listened

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very carefully

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To what

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Commander Adama

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had said

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Officer Omega

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Colonel Tigh

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and the

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vengeful beavers

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agreed to

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Adama's plan

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to attack

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the enemy's

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meaning the

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cylons as

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Commander Adama

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Colonel Tigh

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Officer Omega

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and also

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every single

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one of

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the cylon

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killing red

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head band

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attired angry

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vengeful beavers

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who's enemy

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was now

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Sire Uri

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and also

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the council

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Of twelve

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The beavers

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Put their

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Part of

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Commander Adama's

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proposed plan

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into action

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commander adama

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smiled gleefully

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as the

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vengeful cylon

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killing beavers

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started to

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advance towards

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The chambers

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where the

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council of

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twelve and

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sire uri

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were meeting

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to enjoy

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tai style

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beaver stirfry

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as the

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cylon killing

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leader of

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the ever

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so angry

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vengeful beavers

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all moved

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into position

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with their

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newly aquired

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untraceable weapons

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in hand

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Commander Adama

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rubbed his

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hands together

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gleefully as