The Two-Word story...Reimagined

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his proposed

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plan started

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coming together

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Commander Adama

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smiled as

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he got

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the word

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That the

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cylon killing

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vengeful beaver

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and his

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willing cohorts

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were now

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in position

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They then

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and loaded

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their weapons

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commander Adama

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then said

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ready .................aim

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now ........FIRE

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the beavers

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sprayed the

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entire council

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of twelve

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and also

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Sire Uri

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with the

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disgusting pate

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Colonel Tigh

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had made

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out of

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The pate

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he meant

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for the

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vengeful beaver

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he watched

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as Zara

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bent over

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and ripped

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her skirt

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quite loudly,

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oh darn!

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said Zara,

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looking down

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while Uri

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looked up

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To see

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yet another

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volley of

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disgusting pate

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raining down

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on the

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hapless Uri

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and guests

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and council

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Commander Adama

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watched the

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vengeful beavers

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continueing to

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execute THEIR

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part of

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Adama's plan

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Officer Omega

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went over

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To tigh

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as the

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vengeful beavers

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retreated from

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council chambers

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leaving behind

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several angry

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bitter smelly

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pate covered

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councillors including

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councillors including

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Sire Uri

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and guest

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and of

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course any

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aids about

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working for

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members of

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The council

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The beavers

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went over

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To Officer

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Omega and

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told him

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Phase ONE

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of the

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Plan so

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on to

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Phase 2

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officer Omega

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went over

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Sir Uri

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on the

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Monitor in

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his quarters

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Colonel Tigh

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went to

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council chambers

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Per Adama's

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direct orders

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pertaining to

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the plan

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for retribution

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once there

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he set

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the stage

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to entrap

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the council

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of twelve

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also including

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sire Uri

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and to

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expose the

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truth that

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the council

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strove to

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sabatoge negotiations

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for their

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karaoke bash.

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and for

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Peace Negotiations

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between the

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beavers and

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Colonel Tigh

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Commander adama

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was pleased

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he now

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had PROOF

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and broadcast

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the proof

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to expose

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the colusion

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of the

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entire council

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of twelve

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Soon the

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Media arrived

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Officer Omega

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opened the

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doors to

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Council chambers

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Commander Adama

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Colonel Tigh

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Officer Omega

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and the

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vengeful beavers

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all enjoyed

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a hearty

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laugh as

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The transmission

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proving the

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sabatoge by

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the council

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Everyone now

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saw what

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the truth

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truely was

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The press

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was so

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brutal that

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Commander Adama

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almost Pitied

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The council

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just ALMOST

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but not

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totally. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Commander Adama

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rubbed the

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bridge of

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his nose

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he was

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so relieved

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to finally

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to have

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a resolution

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to this

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the most

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insane and

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most unbelievable

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of crises

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ever to

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ever be

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faced by

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this the

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battlestar Galactica

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and the

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rest of

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the fleet

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Meanwhile the

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councillors including

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Their aides

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were having

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more problems

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then they

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could handle

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which suited

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Commander Adama

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just fine

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he was

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happy as

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was everyone

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else for

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things to

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go back

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To normal

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Officer Omega

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was very

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happy to

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return to

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the bridge

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everyone looked

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up at

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the moniters

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to watch

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the full

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withdrawel of

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the beavers

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except for

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those still

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in the

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galley, stewing

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in boiling

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pots, terragon

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aroma everywhere. :LOL:

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as they

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added the

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Chickens as

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they were

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now forbidden

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to use

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the beavers

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as Proteins

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or meals

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or snacks

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or appitisers

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the cylons

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sighed deeply

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as they

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wanted BEAVER

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and not

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some plain

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boring run

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of the

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mill chicken

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Colonel tigh