The Two-Word story...Reimagined

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at hand

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and walked

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on over

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to the

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observation lounge

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in order

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to as

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quickly as

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possibly allowed

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complete this

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most difficult

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Time consuming

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and most

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exceptionally tedius

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of assignments

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Officer Omega

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took a

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look around

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long long

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ever so

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very deep

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deep breadth

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he then

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exhaled his

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breath and

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deeply inhaled

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long long

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lonnnnnnnnnng breadth

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he exhaled

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his Breadth

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in order

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to prepare

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before the

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agrieved litigants

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arrived with

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Boxey's daggit

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Muffit and

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a very

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well armed

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security escort

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was on

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Both a

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much agrieved

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red cloth

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vengeful beaver

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and also

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Colonel Tigh

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who thinks

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darkly to

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himself that

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Commander Adama

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his life

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long friend

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has finally

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lost it

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to make

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him negotiate

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with what

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would have

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been dinner

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for the

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good Colonel

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who had

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left his

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spice rack

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and recipe

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book, with

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both Cylons

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and Belloby.

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The beavers,

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left two

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cylon weapons

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and the

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equipment as

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well as

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the manuals

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the beaver

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swiped as

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he ever

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so deftly

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made his

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daring scarey

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terrifying death

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an old

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defying escape

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from the

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would be

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beaver chef's

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of the

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reprogrammed domesticated

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cooking cylons

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and the

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Commander Adama

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continuelly vexing

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watched as

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Siress Belloby

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took Starbuck's

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last fumerello ;)

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The heavy

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scent that

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security attachment

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was greatly

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relieved to

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detect absolutely

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no spices

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in the

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cleavers or

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weapons of

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any type

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on board

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to the

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long negotiations

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after Officer

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Omega made

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the preperations

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for negotiations

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the litigants

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entered the

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observation lounge

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wearing only

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their obviously

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messy uniforms

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and red

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head bands

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and pate

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which made

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Officer Omega

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feel faint

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as he

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forced himself

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to regain

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his composure

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only to

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hear a

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squeaky voice

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exclaim "NOW

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you know

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how I

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felt when

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that horrid

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horrid horrid

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mean and

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wicked man

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and his

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simple minded

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lackey allies

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and cohorts

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pushed me

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head first

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in that

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disgusting MUCK!!!"

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Colonel Tigh

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then said

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with blue

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it was

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not a

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horrid muck

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but a

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culinery masterpiece"

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Officer Omega

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turned to

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the wall

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and saw

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Tigh's cleaver

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he thought

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That was

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not here

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the perfect

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crime perhaps?

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only to

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suddenly realize

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that the

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cleaver was

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just out

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of the

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vengeful beaver's

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tiny grasp

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Omega then

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quickly reached

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for the

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meat cleaver

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only to

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see a

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entire squadron

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of battle

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ready beavers

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propelling towards

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the meat

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cleaver as

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the security

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detail found

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their selves

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under siege

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Colonel Tigh

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quickly went

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to the

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aid of

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the beseiged

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security detail

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and of

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Officer Omega

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turkey rost

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with stuffing

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was being

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served in

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order to

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appease the

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vengeful beavers

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who just

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had to

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disrupt the

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peace negotiations

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Officer Omega

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bit his

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lower lip

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as he

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worked ever

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so diligently

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in order

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to regain

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proper control

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of the

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so important

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peace negotiations

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being conducted

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to once

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and for

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all stop

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all hostilities

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between BOTH

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warring factions

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Finally Omega

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was able

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to calm

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down the

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intruding interferring

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angry beavers

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until Sire

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Uri ate

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some Beaver

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Curry left

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over from

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one of

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Colonel Tigh's

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previous beaver

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culinery adventures

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Officer Omega

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took the

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ever errant

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sire Uri