The Last Word Becomes the First Word

[kitty]

average has its advantages.

[Dawg]

Advantages usually means you'll win.

[Bombadil]

Win a trip to Disneyland!

[julix]

I am leaving for Disneyland saturday!!!!!!!!!!!Sorry couldn't resist!

[Dawg]

Disneyland - the home of children of all ages.

(And, apparently, Julix can be counted among them.)

;)

I am
Dawg
:warrior:

[Rowan]

ages it's been since I had an ice cream cone, today is very hot and I really want one!

[Dawg]

One and One are two - two scoops on a waffle cone!

[Rowan]

cone filled with Baskin and Robins "world class" flavour a mixture of white chocolate and milk chocolate ice cream!!










(mmmmm my favorite!:D )

[Senmut]

Cream can have so many...applications.

[Rowan]

applications for whipped cream are indeed numerous

[Senmut]

Numerous indeed are the potential uses in myraid situations.

[The 14th Colony]

Situations such as these in times such as this, require new practices and procedures.

[Senmut]

Proceedures can be fun to experiment with.

[kitty]

With all the love in the world.

[kitty]

[unowhoandwhy]

World peace is a goal that is laudable.

[kitty]

laudable or not, its not happening at the moment.

[unowhoandwhy]

Moment by moment is how some people live their lives.

[Senmut]

Lives...often a metaphore for futility.

[kitty]

futility of me finding a decent guy.

[Rowan]

guy friends I have many but girl friends I have but few

[kitty]

Few but far between.

[Senmut]

between can be pleasant, depending upon what was is between.

[kitty]

between a rock and a hard place.

[Senmut]

Place with care!

[kitty]

Care for me, please!

[Senmut]

Please you I would indeed, M'Lady.

[kitty]

M'Lady loves to be pleased, regularly.

[Senmut]

Regularly t'would be, Mistress.

[kitty]

Mistress might insist!

[Laura]

Insist that things be done properly.

[kitty]

properly is the best way to do it.

[repcisg]

It is never to late to restart.

[kitty]

restart from the beginning.

[Rowan]

beginning to be another hot sunny day again today!

[kitty]

today I am feeling a little happier than yesterday, but not by much.

[Laura]

Much to be thankful for

[Senmut]

For what, precisely, do you express thanks, Magistra?

[repcisg]

Magistra, where are you?

[Laura]

You know things could always be worse so be thankful.

[Rowan]

thankful that we finally sold the van! yea!

[kitty]

Yea! Thats great news!

[Senmut]

News is what will bo history, one day.

[kitty]

Day by day, they all seem the same.

[Terra]

Same mistake twice

[kitty]

twice as good as before.

[Bombadil]

Before you leap, look.

[unowhoandwhy]

Look at what I made this week.

[kitty]

Week started good for me, went bad and then improved.

[unowhoandwhy]

Improved your mind by reading books.

[kitty]

Books look good on new shelves!

[unowhoandwhy]

Shelves I built are a bit crooked, but give me a sense of accomplishment.

[doc834]

Accomplishment is the key to success.

[Dawg]

Success, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

[kitty]

beholder of secrets never to be told.

[Rowan]

told no one about all the secrets I carry

[repcisg]

Carry on, when all hands are against you, must persever to carry on. On the other hand quiting could be less stressful.

[kitty]

Stressful life I lead.

[DarkJedi]

Lead but do not follow

[kitty]

Follow me and I will show you something!

[DarkJedi]

Something wicked this way comes... ;)

[kitty]

Comes from knowing you! ;)

[Terra]

You are terrible! :D

[unowhoandwhy]

Terrible taste comes from raw onions.

[kitty]

Onions are one of my favourite vegetables.

[unowhoandwhy]

Vegetables are not fruit.

[kitty]

fruit and fibre keeps you regular!

[repcisg]

regular use of prunes will do the job!

[unowhoandwhy]

Job: the location where I am at now.

[Bombadil]

Now I lay me down to sleep. . .

[kitty]

Sleep is not what I have been getting lately!

[unowhoandwhy]

Lately you have spent too much time chatting or worrying?

[kitty]

Worrying over the lack of decent men about, is time consuming.

[bsg1fan1975]

Consuming a pound of fudge will put some weight on the hips.

[kitty]

Hips and lips, I am told can be sexy!

[Senmut]

Sexy is Sorrell, sure as Hell. This maybe I can try to tell!

[kitty]

Tell me more, my dear!

[Senmut]

Dear me, tis a public thread. If I tell you hear, I could end up dead.
(Hey, the Mod ain't THAT bad, but I needed a rhyme, so...)

[kitty]

Dead on my feet, I will be later!

[Senmut]

Later? Wait until later, the results could be greater!

[kitty]

Greater than we will ever know.

[repcisg]

Know this, the sun is up!

[kitty]

Up, Up and Away!

[Bombadil]

Away dot com features extensive adventure travel information. . .

[unowhoandwhy]

Information about travel is helpful before you leave, but not as much after you are there.

[Bombadil]

There were ninty and nine. . .

[kitty]

Nine lives, its said that cats have.

[Bombadil]

Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

[Rowan]

Christmas, hate it!

[Senmut]

It I enjoy, Magistra!

[kitty]

Magistra, this is where all the fun starts.

[Senmut]

Starts, by your command.

[kitty]

Command you to have some fun!

[unowhoandwhy]

Fun is what I will have in England.

[kitty]

England is a brilliant place to live and visit.

[unowhoandwhy]

Visit England and Scotland I have done many times.

[doc834]

Times to goes!

[braxiss]

...........goes the rabbit?

[shiningstar]

Rabbit is a animal that Hops .........

[shiningstar]

Hops around on a sore ankle?

[braxiss]

ankle!!! i said my ankle is broken

[shiningstar]

Broken bones will heal withen a month .........a broken heart ..........now that takes a bit
longer. :heart:

[braxiss]

longer, now that is the story of my life

[shiningstar]

Longer then forever ..........

[shiningstar]

forever ....................now and always .........you'll be in my heart and soul

[shiningstar]

Soul .............I don't suppose that's the same as filet of sole :P:

[shiningstar]

sole and Soul have two different meanings I think

[shiningstar]

Think again my mother said as I told her I was going to the Rocky Horror Picture show.

[braxiss]

show me the money

[shiningstar]

Money makes the world go around :D

[braxiss]

around and around she goes, where she stops nobody knows

[shiningstar]

Knows? Who knows what?

[braxiss]

what? what did you say?

[shiningstar]

Say? I have absolutely no idea :wtf:

[braxiss]

idea i had one of those once

[shiningstar]

Once upon a time there lived a little Gnome......... ;)

[braxiss]

gnome, there's nobody gnome

[shiningstar]

Gnome over here ...............Gnomes over there .............Gnomes, Gnomes ...........
are everywhere!

[shiningstar]

Everywhere I look ...........I see America :)

[shiningstar]

America the beautiful ...........I forgot the rest of the song :blush:

[braxiss]

song? i thought you said long

[Rowan]

Long song? America the Beautiful is not! and Shiningstar that is the Title of the song not the Lyrics, possibly why you could not remember the next line!;) :D the first line is O Beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain, For purpler mountain majesties above the fruited plain!

[braxiss]

plain yes that's what i said

[Rowan]

said you were trying to recuperate from golfing how is that going?

[braxiss]

going very well thank you for asking

[Rowan]

asking now about what else you did?

[braxiss]

did i tell you about laying by the pool doing nothing?

[Rowan]

nothing at all? just laying there...not even checking out the bikinis?;)

[braxiss]

bikinis? not many of those to be seen

[Senmut]

Seen a few really nice ones in my time, though.

[DarkJedi]

Though it may be thursday, I have a 3 day weekend!

[kitty]

Weekend is here for me already.

[unowhoandwhy]

Already today I have out in two hours of work.

[braxiss]

work, this is not the place to talk about that

[unowhoandwhy]

That is where I am, though.

[braxiss]

though you are there, here you are also

[unowhoandwhy]

Also is a difficult word with which to begin a sentence that is coherent.

[kitty]

coherent sentences are rare on this thread!

[braxiss]

thread the string through the eye of the needle

[unowhoandwhy]

Needle and thread are not easy to put together.

[kitty]

together we can climb any mountain!

[unowhoandwhy]

Mountain is what I see from my deck.

[kitty]

Deck of cards waiting to be shuffled.

[unowhoandwhy]

:music: :music: Shuffled off to Buffalo. :music: :music:

[kitty]

Buffalo soldier is a brilliant film.

[unowhoandwhy]

...film at eleven.

[kitty]

Eleven a clock at night and I will still be here.

[unowhoandwhy]

Here I will not be tonight, as I am not working but going to a rodeo.

[kitty]

rodeo is something I would love to see, lucky you!

[unowhoandwhy]

You know, I don't like country music, but I am partial to cowboys! ;) :naughty:

[kitty]

Cowboys! I would love to meet one. I hope there are some nice ones for you.

[unowhoandwhy]

You never can tell...

[kitty]

Tell me if you have any luck.

[braxiss]

luck i don't have much of that

[kitty]

That maybe the case.

[braxiss]

case in point............

[kitty]

point of all this is what?

[braxiss]

what we are and what we become, our destiny is in our own hands

[kitty]

hands of those that are more experienced.

[braxiss]

exerienced in the teachings of the masked rider

[kitty]

rider of many horses, and I have yet to be thrown.

[shiningstar]

Thrown? Just WHERE have you been THROWN to?

[shiningstar]

to Infinity and Beyond ;)

[shiningstar]

Beyond the stars beyond the planets ............Heaven Awaits.

[kitty]

Awaits for someone, just like me.

[Senmut]

Me thinks the Lady is in need, mes ami.

[kitty]

Ami, would that be me?

[Senmut]

Me says oui.

[shiningstar]

Oui ....that means YES. :halo:

[Senmut]

Yes it does, Sylvaticus.

[unowhoandwhy]

Sylvaticus is not my name!

[braxiss]

name that tune

[unowhoandwhy]

Tune your vehicle's engine and it will last longer.

[kitty]

Longer we chat, the more I like you.

[braxiss]

you and i are like two peas in a pod

[kitty]

Pod could be a bit too crammed for you and me.

[braxiss]

me, myself, and irene what a bad movie

[kitty]

Movie I like is, Return of the King amoung many others.

[shiningstar]

Movie I like is, Return of the King amoung many others.

Others are not as nice as you are ;)

[braxiss]

are you saying that the earth is round????

[Rowan]

round as a ball yup! not flat like some used to believe!

[unowhoandwhy]

Believe this: the world is not a perfect spehere.

[shiningstar]

Spehere or Sphere either way the 'Earth' is one ;)

[shiningstar]

One is the loneliest number

[braxiss]

number of the beast is a great book

[Rowan]

book; a characters name in the tv series Firefly for which I have become a big fan!:D

[shiningstar]

Fan ......that's something I used in tx when my airconditioning died.

[braxiss]

died, it seem that's what happen to the old goat

[shiningstar]

Goat .......speaking of which......Have you ever tried Goat's milk? :/:

[braxiss]

milk the cow's he said, they won't milk themselves he said

[shiningstar]

milk the cow's he said, they won't milk themselves he said

Said? He said that? But what happened to you trying to drink the milk of a goat?

[Senmut]

Goat? You're kidding me!

[braxiss]

me? no no you must be mistaken

[repcisg]

Mistaken I not often am, but wrong I can be from time to time.

[braxiss]

time is all to short

[Rowan]

short you are my little gnome!
;) :D

[kitty]

Gnome theft has been a problem in England.

[Terra]

England is the land of fairytales!

[kitty]

Fairytales, I am told can come true!

[unowhoandwhy]

True stories are often as interesting as those that are false.

[kitty]

False teeth look better than a big gap.

[shiningstar]

false is as False does :P:

[braxiss]

does this cheese smell funny?

[shiningstar]

Funny is what I'd like to see

[braxiss]

see the big grey elephant?

[Senmut]

Elephants green and purple, white and pink. I've seen 'em all, and GOD DO THEY STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[braxiss]

stink is the worst smell in the world

[Senmut]

World views determine who and what we are.

[kitty]

are we supposed to do that?

[DarkJedi]

That a friend cares enough to help another, that is the greatest treasure.

[kitty]

Treasure those that are dearest to you.

[DarkJedi]

You better believe I do!

[kitty]

Do you have any nice, good looking men near you?

[DarkJedi]

You can say yes I do.

[kitty]

Do you ever drool over them?

[DarkJedi]

them? sometimes but i am just their little sister.

[kitty]

Sister is something I always wanted, but got a younger brother instead.

[DarkJedi]

Instead I am their sister and yet I am still alone.

[kitty]

Alone like me. Its so hard to find a decent man these days, they are a dying breed.

[unowhoandwhy]

Breed of horse I like is the Paso Fino.

[kitty]

Paso Fino, I have not heard of those.

[unowhoandwhy]

Those horses have the snoothest gait in the world, I think.


( http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/horses/pasofino/ )

[kitty]

Think that you might be right.

[unowhoandwhy]

Right I am, sometimes, but not always.

[kitty]

Always best to look on the bright side of life.

[unowhoandwhy]

Life is like a box of chocolates.

[kitty]

Chocolates were given to me on saturday night, by an admirer!

[unowhoandwhy]

Admirer who seems like a great guy!

[kitty]

guy for me, maybe, maybe not, who knows were it will lead.

[unowhoandwhy]

Lead to something more or not, who knows, just enjoy what you have.

[kitty]

have been enjoying it quite a bit.

[unowhoandwhy]

Bit of this and a bit of that.

[kitty]

That has been keeping me up late at night!

[unowhoandwhy]

Night is when I do my best... thinking.

( :no: What did you think I was going to say? ;) :naughty: )

[Muffit]

Thinking is creation, so much a parallel for the beginning of the universe.

In the beginning was nothing. Then from that nothing sprang everything that is.
Thinking is its perfect corollary. Everything from nothing.

Amazing...

[kitty]

Amazing words from Muffit as usual! :thumbsup:

[Muffit]

(((((((((Sorrell))))))))))

[braxiss]

usual suspects was a pretty good movie

[shiningstar]

Movie .............Have you seen any NEW ones lately?

[braxiss]

lately i have seen harry potter 3, shreck 2, around the world in 80 days, and garfield

[shiningstar]

Garfield is the LAZIEST cartoon character that I've ever SEEN!

[braxiss]

seen or saw? oh wait this isn't english class

[DarkJedi]

Class is something that many people lack these days.

[kitty]

Days go by, and I still do not get much sleep.

[DarkJedi]

Sleep is elusive to many.

[kitty]

Many nights, I have been on the phone until the early hours.

[Senmut]

Hours alone are not good.

[kitty]

Good it might not be, but sometimes we have little choice.

[Muffit]

Choice is something I've never had; and when I choose the only option offered, I am always rebuffed for doing so...

[kitty]

So what are you like?