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braxiss
July 30th, 2005, 01:31 PM
congress is a beast unto itself
Kronus
July 30th, 2005, 01:45 PM
Itself alone will not do...we must combine our forces if we are to be victorious!
braxiss
July 30th, 2005, 03:38 PM
victoious over the rebels alliance
Kronus
August 1st, 2005, 10:32 AM
Alliance??? Klingons make no alliances with anyone.
The 14th Colony
August 1st, 2005, 11:56 PM
Anyone have any super glue? I need to reattach my foot.
braxiss
August 2nd, 2005, 07:42 PM
foot and mouth disease
shiningstar
August 2nd, 2005, 08:14 PM
Disease, that is was the Haunta Virus is.
braxiss
August 2nd, 2005, 08:18 PM
is that what that was?
Compass
August 2nd, 2005, 10:04 PM
Was that a kindred spirit?
shiningstar
August 3rd, 2005, 10:47 AM
Spirit, and I thought I'd have the misfortune to have to begin a sentence with the word was
The 14th Colony
August 3rd, 2005, 02:10 PM
Was she after my money, or my heart?
TopGun
August 3rd, 2005, 02:15 PM
Heart of the Tiger is the title given to Colonel Christopher Blair by the Kilrathi In Wing Commander Three
Compass
August 4th, 2005, 12:56 AM
Three is a distinguished number, but a person can only be twice royal.
TopGun
August 4th, 2005, 01:48 AM
Royal Air Force is part of the UK Armed Forces
braxiss
August 4th, 2005, 03:56 PM
forces of nature can been very dramatic
shiningstar
August 4th, 2005, 04:23 PM
dramatic is as dramatic does.
braxiss
August 4th, 2005, 08:00 PM
does that mean yes?
Compass
August 4th, 2005, 09:00 PM
Yes, I like the Polar Express.
Spike The Cylon
August 6th, 2005, 06:34 PM
Express mail cost money.
Compass
August 6th, 2005, 06:43 PM
Money is tempting to many people.
kitty
August 7th, 2005, 01:24 AM
People just love to spend, spend ,spend.
amberstar
August 7th, 2005, 07:11 AM
Spend time with family and friends.
Compass
August 7th, 2005, 02:40 PM
Friends are people whose company we enjoy.
kitty
August 8th, 2005, 12:22 AM
Enjoy all that is good that comes your way.
Compass
August 8th, 2005, 02:26 PM
Way up yonder, I see golden light.
kitty
August 9th, 2005, 01:19 AM
Light the way for me to follow
Compass
August 11th, 2005, 11:51 PM
Follow the road through the woods to grandmother's house.
Lara
August 19th, 2005, 01:55 AM
house, housey, hice??, mouse, mousey, mice!!
Lara
August 21st, 2005, 03:21 AM
house, housey, hice??, mouse, mousey, mice!!
"Mice!!" I said and they all ran away, doesn't anybody want to play this game today??
TopGun
August 21st, 2005, 02:00 PM
today is a good day to die
Lara
August 22nd, 2005, 03:09 PM
die with honour and enter the halls of the fallen
kitty
August 23rd, 2005, 01:50 AM
Fallen in with the wrong crowd.
The 14th Colony
August 23rd, 2005, 05:11 PM
Crowd control is Robert's responcibility
Lara
August 24th, 2005, 03:13 AM
responsibility for ones actions is a hallmark of maturity
kitty
August 24th, 2005, 04:35 AM
maturity comes with age
Compass
August 24th, 2005, 10:13 AM
Age and maturity do not necessarily come together.
Spike The Cylon
August 24th, 2005, 10:54 AM
Together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Compass
August 25th, 2005, 04:11 PM
Son, bring me a wrench, please.
Spike The Cylon
August 25th, 2005, 05:49 PM
Please and thank you.
Kronus
August 25th, 2005, 07:55 PM
You shall pay with your own blood!
Lara
August 26th, 2005, 02:01 AM
Blood is red ,
bruises leaves you blue,
if you hit me first,
I'll run away from you!
Compass
August 26th, 2005, 11:14 AM
You are appreciated.
Kronus
August 26th, 2005, 05:04 PM
Appreciated?! What a soft word especially coming from a human...if you want to be appreciated then I suggest you cut the throat of a Jim'Hadar and let him die slowly...then I may appreciate you.
Compass
August 26th, 2005, 11:16 PM
You seem to have forgotten the directions. ;)
Spike The Cylon
August 27th, 2005, 08:39 AM
Directions get you where you are going.
Lara
August 28th, 2005, 03:57 AM
Going my way?
Spike The Cylon
August 28th, 2005, 11:55 AM
Way back in the day.
The 14th Colony
August 28th, 2005, 05:12 PM
Day one of the conventions was a bore
Kronus
August 29th, 2005, 12:21 AM
Bore or boring...either one defines what Ferengi is to me.
Lara
August 29th, 2005, 05:44 AM
me, myself and I, thou, thyself and....oops, a bad case of olde english..
sropi
August 29th, 2005, 06:42 AM
English.. the most spread language of the world...
TopGun
August 29th, 2005, 02:55 PM
World War Two saw the start of the Jet Age
Spike The Cylon
August 29th, 2005, 02:58 PM
Age is just a number.
The 14th Colony
August 29th, 2005, 05:35 PM
Number 417, calling number four seventeen!
Dawg
August 29th, 2005, 06:15 PM
Seventeen, oh, to be seventeen again!
Spike The Cylon
August 29th, 2005, 08:19 PM
Again with the smiling :)
Lara
August 30th, 2005, 03:44 AM
smiling, laughing and grinning are all excellent exercises
TopGun
August 30th, 2005, 02:52 PM
Exercises can be fun
Spike The Cylon
August 30th, 2005, 03:06 PM
fun is something all people should have.
The 14th Colony
August 30th, 2005, 06:17 PM
Have you or have you not seen this missing hinge?
Compass
September 1st, 2005, 02:36 AM
Hinge the door, please.
Lara
September 1st, 2005, 04:05 AM
please, please me...
Compass
September 1st, 2005, 05:27 AM
Me, myself, and I are having a meeting.
shiningstar
September 5th, 2005, 07:12 PM
Meeting? Don't you mean several MEETINGS? :D
Spike The Cylon
September 5th, 2005, 10:30 PM
Meetings take a lot of time.
sropi
September 6th, 2005, 02:33 AM
Time is a good friend who reminds us to enjoy every moment of our life, 'cause it could be the last.
Spike The Cylon
September 6th, 2005, 07:45 AM
Last one in is a rotten egg.
Kronus
September 6th, 2005, 11:20 AM
Egg head scientists gives this Klingon a headache.
Spike The Cylon
September 6th, 2005, 05:35 PM
Headache is what i get after dealing with my ex-wife.
sropi
September 8th, 2005, 04:35 AM
ex-wife took da house...
Compass
September 8th, 2005, 11:20 AM
House and feed my pet penguin.
sropi
September 9th, 2005, 12:41 AM
Penguin is the name of an anti ship missile.
Compass
September 10th, 2005, 10:47 PM
[pirate voice] Missile them thar frigate of Her Majesty, me lads!
Excalibur
September 10th, 2005, 11:28 PM
Lads huh? Not quite sure how to start with that.
Callipygian
September 11th, 2005, 08:13 AM
That which doesn't destroy you makes you stronger.
Excalibur
September 11th, 2005, 01:17 PM
Stronger does not necessarily mean better.
Callipygian
September 11th, 2005, 01:49 PM
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Excalibur
September 11th, 2005, 01:53 PM
All the king's horses, and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again.
Callipygian
September 11th, 2005, 02:01 PM
Again and again, through each hurricane season, we witness the neverending battle between man and mother nature.
Compass
September 11th, 2005, 04:12 PM
Nature is both blessing and curse.
Excalibur
September 11th, 2005, 05:29 PM
Curse the Cylons and the plot they rode in on!
braxiss
September 11th, 2005, 06:16 PM
on that note i think i'll leave
Excalibur
September 11th, 2005, 06:21 PM
Leave through the exit, not the entrance, it just works better that way.
braxiss
September 11th, 2005, 06:24 PM
way to go
Excalibur
September 11th, 2005, 06:43 PM
Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say
Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day
Don't give up Joseph fight till you drop
We've read the book and you come at on top
Compass
September 12th, 2005, 01:19 AM
Top the mountain with ice.
Callipygian
September 12th, 2005, 08:05 AM
Ice cream with hot fudge, whipped cream and nuts is delicious.
Excalibur
September 12th, 2005, 12:45 PM
Delicious food makes me happy. :wtf:
Callipygian
September 12th, 2005, 01:53 PM
Happy and sad at the same time could be a sign of schizophrenia.
Excalibur
September 12th, 2005, 01:59 PM
Schizophrenia is a great word to end a sentence with, but I like splendiferous.
Callipygian
September 12th, 2005, 03:41 PM
Splendiferous is a splendiferous word, but one of my personal favorites is borborygmus.
Excalibur
September 12th, 2005, 04:36 PM
Borborygmus is defined as a rumbling noise produced by the movement of gas through the intestines, and I'm not sure I wanted to know that. I guess you do learn something new every day.
Compass
September 13th, 2005, 02:47 AM
Day in and day out, this thread persists.
Excalibur
September 13th, 2005, 01:30 PM
Persists on and on bringing entertainment to the masses.
Callipygian
September 14th, 2005, 11:48 AM
Masses are gathering for the final epic battle.
TopGun
September 14th, 2005, 11:50 AM
Battle Stations, Battle Stations launch all fighters
Excalibur
September 14th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Fighters have come a long way since World War I, and the days of biplanes.
Callipygian
September 14th, 2005, 12:41 PM
Biplanes and triplanes are both a thing of the past.
Excalibur
September 14th, 2005, 01:21 PM
Past and future sometimes collide.
Compass
September 14th, 2005, 02:06 PM
Collide the radioisotopes.
Callipygian
September 14th, 2005, 02:34 PM
Radioisotopes are radioactive.
Excalibur
September 14th, 2005, 06:36 PM
Radioactive politicians stormed the streets of Washingto D.C. today trying to take over the world.
Callipygian
September 15th, 2005, 06:58 AM
World domination is my personal goal.
Excalibur
September 15th, 2005, 12:43 PM
Goal posts stand at either end of a football field.
Compass
September 15th, 2005, 01:27 PM
Field the ball, quarterback!
Spike The Cylon
September 15th, 2005, 07:11 PM
Quarterback can make lots of money.
Excalibur
September 15th, 2005, 07:43 PM
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Compass
September 15th, 2005, 10:11 PM
Trees are often tall.
Excalibur
September 15th, 2005, 11:37 PM
Tall tales told to toddlers, trip their tinny thinkers.
Callipygian
September 16th, 2005, 02:04 PM
Thinkers, true thinkers, are a rare commodity.
Compass
September 17th, 2005, 12:35 AM
Commodity!? Commodity!? How are people commodoties!?
Callipygian
September 17th, 2005, 07:24 AM
Commodities can include all sorts of things.
Excalibur
September 17th, 2005, 04:34 PM
Things that take time to tell, tend to tire the teller that's talking.
Callipygian
September 17th, 2005, 05:06 PM
Talking is a strange and wonderful form of communication.
braxiss
September 17th, 2005, 05:47 PM
communication is very important in daily life
Callipygian
September 18th, 2005, 05:45 AM
Life has its ups and downs, but it sure beats the alternative.
braxiss
September 18th, 2005, 07:54 AM
alternative to good is bad, and that is right up my alley
Spike The Cylon
September 18th, 2005, 09:15 AM
Alley is where vampires grab you.
braxiss
September 18th, 2005, 12:27 PM
you know about the vampires?
Excalibur
September 18th, 2005, 05:14 PM
Vampires just suck the life right out of me. They are such a drag!
braxiss
September 18th, 2005, 06:56 PM
drag my butt out of bed
Excalibur
September 18th, 2005, 07:52 PM
Bed bugs bite!
braxiss
September 18th, 2005, 08:11 PM
bite the hand that feeds you
Excalibur
September 18th, 2005, 08:13 PM
You have a mean streak there!
braxiss
September 18th, 2005, 08:19 PM
there i go again
Excalibur
September 18th, 2005, 08:23 PM
Again, we play our old games.
Callipygian
September 19th, 2005, 07:22 AM
Games can be fun, but games can also be viciously competitive.
Spike The Cylon
September 19th, 2005, 09:33 AM
Competitive is how life is.
braxiss
September 19th, 2005, 03:11 PM
is that a fifty foot hotdog?
Spike The Cylon
September 19th, 2005, 04:14 PM
Hotdog is a viper pilot.
braxiss
September 19th, 2005, 04:26 PM
pilot light went out last night
Excalibur
September 19th, 2005, 07:08 PM
Night and day, you are the one
Only you beneath the moon or under the sun
Whether near to me, or far
It’s no matter darling where you are
I think of you
braxiss
September 19th, 2005, 08:20 PM
you come up with that all by yourself?
Spike The Cylon
September 19th, 2005, 10:46 PM
yourself is all you really have.
Compass
September 20th, 2005, 12:09 AM
Have some popsicles.
Callipygian
September 20th, 2005, 06:57 AM
Popsicles can be messy on a hot summer day.
Spike The Cylon
September 20th, 2005, 09:16 AM
Day is bright.
Callipygian
September 20th, 2005, 10:25 AM
Bright sunshine is always a cure for whatever ails me.
braxiss
September 20th, 2005, 03:32 PM
me and you should get to know each other better
Compass
September 20th, 2005, 11:56 PM
Better and better, Yoda speaks.
Spike The Cylon
September 21st, 2005, 06:18 AM
Speaks backwards, he does.
Callipygian
September 21st, 2005, 08:24 AM
Does he know how to speak forward?
Spike The Cylon
September 21st, 2005, 09:19 AM
Forward is where you want to go.
kriechbaum
September 21st, 2005, 10:01 AM
Go west, life is, emm, better there.
Callipygian
September 21st, 2005, 05:44 PM
There are, however, no wild buffalo remaining in the west.
braxiss
September 21st, 2005, 06:25 PM
west world was a great film in it's day
kriechbaum
September 22nd, 2005, 01:36 AM
"Day one went quite well, at least we are still alive", thought the wild buffalo chief on the first day of their arrival to the planet Buivol.
Callipygian
September 22nd, 2005, 07:26 AM
Buivol is a class M planet recently discovered near the constellation Taurus the Bull.
kriechbaum
September 22nd, 2005, 02:21 PM
Bull Coriander and his friend, Barny the Platypus, were on the run from the philatelic cartel of Zanzibar for allegedly licking one of two Penny Black specimens in the cartel's collection.
braxiss
September 22nd, 2005, 05:28 PM
collection of fine art is up for auction
Spike The Cylon
September 22nd, 2005, 05:37 PM
Auction is where I've sold some of my stuff.
kriechbaum
September 22nd, 2005, 05:37 PM
Stuff I don't use, I usually throw away.
braxiss
September 22nd, 2005, 05:55 PM
away with them
kriechbaum
September 22nd, 2005, 10:38 PM
Them, that fault others for their own flaws, I condemn to life of misery and constant agitation.
Compass
September 23rd, 2005, 12:26 AM
Agitation is unpleasant.
kriechbaum
September 23rd, 2005, 07:25 AM
Unpleasant though it may be, but morning exercise will make us all into better learners.
Spike The Cylon
September 23rd, 2005, 07:31 AM
Learners are something we will always be.
kriechbaum
September 23rd, 2005, 07:40 AM
Be that as it may, ignorance can be a strength sometimes.
braxiss
September 24th, 2005, 07:34 AM
sometimes i lay awake at night dreaming about donuts
doc834
September 24th, 2005, 09:14 AM
Donuts are my favorite food.
braxiss
September 24th, 2005, 09:09 PM
food makes me happy
Compass
September 24th, 2005, 10:24 PM
Happy are those who have houses after a hurricane.
sropi
September 25th, 2005, 01:09 AM
Hurricane is a disaster regarding neither rich, nor poor, young or old, "black" or "white", catholic, protestant or muslim...
braxiss
September 25th, 2005, 08:31 AM
muslim is a hard word to start a sentance with
kriechbaum
September 25th, 2005, 11:03 AM
With stories touching on Islam being in the news practically 24/7, it should not be hard to make a sentence starting with the word "Muslim".
braxiss
September 25th, 2005, 05:21 PM
muslim is as i said before very difficult to start a sentance with
Excalibur
September 25th, 2005, 11:43 PM
With less then a week to go before "Serenity" hits the big screen, I'm getting excited!
kriechbaum
September 26th, 2005, 04:28 AM
Excited atoms give off light as their electrons fall back to their original energy level.
Callipygian
September 26th, 2005, 11:41 AM
Level-headed individuals will not become excited, nor will they give off light.
kriechbaum
September 26th, 2005, 11:46 AM
Light headed individuals, on the other hand, are capable of just about anything.
Excalibur
September 26th, 2005, 01:13 PM
Anything is possible I suppose.
kriechbaum
September 26th, 2005, 01:49 PM
"Suppose" should be put into the present continuous form, in order to make it easier to start a sentence off with.
Compass
September 26th, 2005, 02:49 PM
With what word will you start the next sentence?
braxiss
September 26th, 2005, 03:27 PM
sentence the inmate to twenty years
kriechbaum
September 26th, 2005, 08:47 PM
Years have seeped slowly through the hourglass of time and the poor inmate is still sitting by that window counting sparrows.
Callipygian
September 27th, 2005, 12:48 PM
Sparrows' droppings have seeped slowly through the bars on the window of his prison cell, and the poor inmate must endure the smell.
Compass
September 27th, 2005, 01:48 PM
Smell the roses.
Helo
September 27th, 2005, 11:08 PM
Roses are red
BSG fans are blue
because apperntly now
were not allowed a point of view. :Nsad:
Callipygian
September 28th, 2005, 07:16 AM
View and discuss GINO on your own dime.
LadyImmortal
September 28th, 2005, 07:19 PM
Dime a dozen or dime a baker's dozen?
Callipygian
September 29th, 2005, 06:57 AM
Dozen donuts sound real good right now.
LadyImmortal
September 29th, 2005, 12:48 PM
Now we have to get back to work.
Callipygian
September 30th, 2005, 08:40 AM
Work yourself into a frenzy waiting for tonight's premiere of Serenity.
Damocles
October 1st, 2005, 06:22 PM
Work yourself into a frenzy waiting for tonight's premiere of Serenity.
Serenity is what I long last can watch.
:salute: Best wishes;
LadyImmortal
October 1st, 2005, 08:09 PM
Watch out folks, I saw Serenity and it was good!
Damocles
October 1st, 2005, 09:57 PM
Watch out folks, I saw Serenity and it was good!
Good news about that movie, indeed.
Compass
October 3rd, 2005, 03:35 AM
Indeed, I heard many positive comments about Serenity throughout the Colonial Fleets.
Lara
October 3rd, 2005, 03:48 AM
Fleets has sailed through rough waters and into the calmer ocean beyond..
Callipygian
October 3rd, 2005, 09:22 AM
Beyond the muck and mire caused by recent controversy.
Compass
October 3rd, 2005, 08:32 PM
Controversy is a recurring theme in history.
Damocles
October 4th, 2005, 01:25 PM
History never repeats itself; since it is new people making(to them) new mistakes.
TopGun
October 4th, 2005, 02:07 PM
Mistakes are made, it's a fact
Compass
October 7th, 2005, 12:32 AM
"Fact" is an opposite of "Fiction."
bsg1fan1975
October 7th, 2005, 04:21 AM
Fiction is what I love to read.
david200428
October 7th, 2005, 09:58 AM
read a great story by a sifi author
LadyImmortal
October 7th, 2005, 11:38 AM
Author, Author! Sometimes you gotta let 'em know how good they really are!
Damocles
October 7th, 2005, 12:01 PM
Are they any good? Michael Resnick and David Weber?
LadyImmortal
October 7th, 2005, 01:42 PM
Weber my brother really likes, Resnick I don't know...
Damocles
October 8th, 2005, 01:28 PM
Know that Resnick is a(badly) acquired taste. Anyone who can write space-aged halfway decent C.S. Forester is definitely a plus.
shiningstar
October 11th, 2005, 07:19 PM
Plus, I have to get the kids to school in the morning.
bsg1fan1975
October 12th, 2005, 09:44 AM
Morning is the worst time of day when I don't have my coffee.
LadyImmortal
October 12th, 2005, 11:52 AM
Coffee is something that I like to smell but don't like to drink!
bsg1fan1975
October 13th, 2005, 03:34 AM
Drink up man, the world is ending!
LadyImmortal
October 13th, 2005, 06:23 AM
Endings can bring about sweet beginnings.
bsg1fan1975
October 13th, 2005, 09:14 AM
Beginning a new life can sometimes be painful!
LadyImmortal
October 13th, 2005, 11:08 AM
Painful is not something that I enjoy. It's also an adverb and not a Noun but I started the sentence with it anyway cause them's the rules!
bsg1fan1975
October 13th, 2005, 12:22 PM
Rules? What are those? The only ones I use are mine!
LadyImmortal
October 13th, 2005, 12:24 PM
Mine can be pretty cumbersome - probably why I don't follow them.
bsg1fan1975
October 13th, 2005, 12:26 PM
Them's the rules, ya know what I'm saying?
LadyImmortal
October 13th, 2005, 12:27 PM
Saying? But of course I do. It's cause I'm the princess!
bsg1fan1975
October 13th, 2005, 12:29 PM
Princess? I don't see no princess here.
LadyImmortal
October 13th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Here, there, I'm a princess everywhere!
bsg1fan1975
October 13th, 2005, 12:32 PM
Everywhere I go I hear crazy people talking!
LadyImmortal
October 13th, 2005, 12:32 PM
Talking is probably all in your head, babe. I don't near a single thing!
bsg1fan1975
October 13th, 2005, 12:40 PM
Thing was a member of the Addams family.
LadyImmortal
October 13th, 2005, 12:50 PM
Family is one of the most important things in the world!
Gravitas
October 13th, 2005, 06:41 PM
World Book Encyclopedias.
LadyImmortal
October 13th, 2005, 08:01 PM
Encyclopedias are filled with all kinds of information - sometimes correct and sometimes not correct.
Gravitas
October 14th, 2005, 03:10 AM
Correct shoes should always be worn.
I need to get a new pair of Sneakers.
LadyImmortal
October 14th, 2005, 06:04 AM
Sneakers are fun to wear on a Saturday but heads will roll if I wear 'em to work!
Gravitas
October 14th, 2005, 06:02 PM
Work is a four letter word.
LadyImmortal
October 14th, 2005, 07:39 PM
Word of the day is - anomaly.
Damocles
October 15th, 2005, 12:13 AM
Anomaly-expecting a good Rick Berman script is one!
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
LadyImmortal
October 15th, 2005, 08:17 AM
One, two, three, four - look, I learned to count!
Damocles
October 15th, 2005, 02:19 PM
Count is what I call Dracula just before I hammer the point home.
MUHAHAHAHAA! :D
Dawg
October 15th, 2005, 02:49 PM
Home is where you hang your hat.
:D
LadyImmortal
October 15th, 2005, 07:15 PM
Hats must be bigger when people's heads swell!
Damocles
October 15th, 2005, 08:51 PM
Swell with pride, Iblis. You are toast!
Gravitas
October 17th, 2005, 01:59 AM
Toast, you want some?
It's buttery.
LadyImmortal
October 17th, 2005, 07:52 AM
Buttery bread is the best kind!
Damocles
October 17th, 2005, 08:09 AM
Kind words combined with manners yield excellent results!
LadyImmortal
October 17th, 2005, 08:31 AM
Results are always what you want when working on a project.
Damocles
October 17th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Project failure is guaranteed if you are only looking for results. Correct results driven by a proper understanding of the objective is the criterion for a successful outcome.
Gravitas
October 17th, 2005, 04:46 PM
Outcome of this thread will never end.
Damocles
October 17th, 2005, 06:46 PM
End it will; when all is cold; Entropy.......
Gravitas
October 17th, 2005, 09:00 PM
Entropy is confussing.
LadyImmortal
October 18th, 2005, 06:36 AM
Confusing is a state that I live in frequently - however, once in a while I manage to escape!
bsg1fan1975
October 18th, 2005, 11:17 AM
Escape? But I just got here.
LadyImmortal
October 18th, 2005, 01:36 PM
Here is there and there is here, so where are you?
Damocles
October 18th, 2005, 09:08 PM
You wouldn't want to be there. I was at the bottom of a fifty foot hole looking at a broken pipe.
LadyImmortal
October 19th, 2005, 06:05 AM
Pipes are nasty things to smoke but awfully good for plumbing if you have the right kind!
Damocles
October 19th, 2005, 05:52 PM
Kind of pipe wasn't the problem. I knew what kind of pipe I needed :LOL: . The problem was the lack of repair.....as the broken pipe in question was leaking water into the hole I shared with it vigorously; and the genius at whom I was yelling had a problem with valves. Somehow he could not understand that you rotate the valve clockwise........
:...:
Azrael
October 22nd, 2005, 02:57 PM
Go until you come to the end. Then Stop.
Damocles
October 22nd, 2005, 05:54 PM
Rules:
-Use the last word of the last person's sentence as the first word of your own, as either a statement or a question.
-No double posting, please.
-Have fun.
-Always put the seat down for the lady of the house when you're done in there.
-Don't blow your nose at the dinner table while other people are eating. It may not bother you, but some people are sickened by it
Clockwise you turn it until for you it won't anymore go.
By Azrael;
Go until you come to the end. Then Stop.
Stop, the water would not, until I swam out of the hole, turned the valve off, myself, and fired the genius-in that sequenced order! :thumbdown
Cheers. :thumbsup:
Compass
October 23rd, 2005, 03:42 AM
Order a salmon for the dinner.
Gravitas
October 24th, 2005, 03:32 AM
Dinner was Chicken Lasagna.
Compass
October 24th, 2005, 11:17 PM
Lasagna tastes nice.
WarMachine
October 25th, 2005, 05:04 AM
Nice - like ice cream?
Compass
October 25th, 2005, 09:54 AM
Cream and sugar go with coffee.
Gravitas
October 25th, 2005, 11:44 AM
Coffee smells good, but I hate the taste.
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