The Last Word Becomes the First Word

[TopGun]

Occured to me it has, that you are willing and able

[sropi]

Able bodied spacemen are needed!

[TopGun]

Needed for Combat

[Damocles]

Combat is the first refuge of the incompetent

[TopGun]

Incompetent is what Stormtroopers are

[Damocles]

Are you kidding?

[TopGun]

Kidding I am not

[Damocles]

Not enough spice,

[TopGun]

Spice Girls are Rubish

[Damocles]

Rubbish is another word for trash.

[Excalibur]

Trash pickup here, is on Wednesday.

[TopGun]

Wednesday is before Thursday which is derived from Thor's Day

[sropi]

Day after day i enjoy the forums on fleets
:)

[TopGun]

Fleets is home to all

[sropi]

All of here appreciate this great site

[TopGun]

Site One what is your cargo and destination over

[sropi]

Over open channel? You gotta be kidding?!

[TopGun]

kidding?, what is this

[sropi]

This is a thing you have never seen. ID 19 Charly 52 - 43 Black. Erase all logs. This has never happened!

[Excalibur]

Happened to check in on the thread, and decided to post this. :D

[sropi]

This is becoming ridiculous.

[Spike The Cylon]

Ridiculous, this is.

[sropi]

Is there anyone alive on that ship?

[TopGun]

Ship of Light

[sropi]

Light on the far side of the Tunnel, here I stand, here I stay!

[TopGun]

Stay alert, we could run out of space real fast

[sropi]

Fast we must be, for speed is armor!

[TopGun]

Armor is for those who know fear

[sropi]

Fear is a good thing, it makes you cautious. Fear is a good thing as long as it doesn't turn into panick!

[TopGun]

panick is spelt Panic, but we as humans make mistakes

[sropi]

Mistakes we make, but greatness is to admit our mistakes and to learn from them. So I've kearned to double check what i write.

[TopGun]

Write and you shall learn

[sropi]

Learn only does he, who opens his mind for new ideas.

[TopGun]

Ideas make people think

[sropi]

Think is what polititians usually don't do

[TopGun]

do or do not, there is no try

[sropi]

Try is what I expect of everyone. I hate those giving up without trying

[TopGun]

Trying is often the only way to learn new skills

[Damocles]

Skills is the most important thing you list on your resume.

[sropi]

Resume is what you must have when you apply for a new job.

[Spike The Cylon]

job is what you need to get by.

[sropi]

By the way, what happened to Boxey?

[Spike The Cylon]

Boxey changed his name to Troy.

[TopGun]

Troy McClure often says "Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from"

[Damocles]

From What?

[TopGun]

What do you mean from what, Troy McClure is from The Simpsons

[sropi]

The Simpsons are toons

[TopGun]

Toons come from Toon Town

[sropi]

Town is an urban conglomerate cmaller than a city.

[Kronus]

City officals tend to get under my skin.

[TopGun]

Skin pigmentation is not important, it's what inside that counts

[sropi]

Counts are lesser royalty than dukes

[Kronus]

Dukes of Hazard was one of my favorite shows while growing up

[sropi]

Up we grow, that's our nature

[Kronus]

Nature has a way with hormones

[sropi]

Hormones have an essential role in maturation.

[Kronus]

Maturation is a word that is rarely used.

[kitty]

Used but not abused.

[TopGun]

Abused you will be, by the one you least expect

[sropi]

Expect ot die, jedi!

:) :rotf: :)

[Kronus]

Jedi knights will soon be no more, or so they like you to think

[TopGun]

Think you must, Jedi are good Sith are evil

[sropi]

Evil is sooooooo relative!

[TopGun]

Relative it is, to the need of good Rebels

[sropi]

Rebels do always win, eventually

[TopGun]

Eventually there we be inter-galactic wars

[sropi]

Wars always "happen"!

[TopGun]

Happen upon the truth you will

[sropi]

Will Anything I ever say start to make sense?

[TopGun]

Sense the Dark Side, I do. The Sith, nearby they are

[sropi]

Are you now going Yoda?

[TopGun]

Yoda was 900 years old when he died

[sropi]

Died he neverthless.

[TopGun]

Nverthless I feel that the Fleet is in danger

[sropi]

Danger fares in my wake.

[TopGun]

Wake the Captain

[sropi]

Captain, trouble ahead!

[TopGun]

Ahead Warp Factor 5

[sropi]

5 pursuing Warbirds, sir, D'Direx class.

[TopGun]

Class, this is an exam

[Kronus]

Exam?! No one told me of this!

[Lara]

This is a surprise exam, thats why

[Kronus]

Why must there be one!

[TopGun]

One, Two Three Four Five, Once I caught a Fish alive

[Kronus]

Alive you say, I would hope so.

[TopGun]

So many TIE-Fighters so little time

[Kronus]

Time, yes it is time...today is a good day to die!

[Lara]

die is cast, now it is your move..

[TopGun]

Move your car please sir

[Lara]

Sir, Madam, your table is ready..

[Kronus]

"Ready for battle, decloak and then FIRE!"

[TopGun]

Fire at Will

[Kronus]

Will has little to do with it.

[Lara]

It is a far better thing I do, than I have ever done before..

[Kronus]

"Before you die, is there something you would like to say?"

[TopGun]

Say what

[Lara]

what ever it is that you need to say before you die

[DarkJedi]

Die you rebel scum!

[Kronus]

Scum! I'll show you who is scum, gunner lock weapons....FIRE!

[Spike The Cylon]

Fire all weapons!

[Kronus]

Weapons! Ha hah! You've taken damage...I now have it!

[Spike The Cylon]

It is not yours to have, but mine!

[Kronus]

Mine! It is all mine now!

[Spike The Cylon]

Now my army of Cylon tap dancers shall take it from you!

[Kronus]

You dare to insult me with your foo foo cylon tap dancers, I shall use my bat'leth and decapitate each one!

[Spike The Cylon]

One of my cylon tap dancers is also programmed to make some very excellent gagh.

[Kronus]

Gagh you say? Hmmm maybe I'll spare this tap dancing cylon.

[Spike The Cylon]

Cylon tap dancers would be huge on Qo'nos.

[Kronus]

Yes they would...for target practice...

[DarkJedi]

Practice makes for perfect.

[Spike The Cylon]

Perfect does not exist.

[Senmut]

"Exist it does not, you say?"

[Lara]

say it isn't so!!

[sropi]

So, what have we got here, target drones?

[Spike The Cylon]

drones have no minds of their own.

[Kronus]

Own or rent, I say destroy them Drones!

[sropi]

Drones, always rebellious!

[DarkJedi]

Rebellious children should be taught a lesson.

[sropi]

Lesson 1: Don't contradict me.
:D

[Kronus]

Me! It's all about me, okay!

[sropi]

Okay, you wanted it! Drop cloak, raise shields fire disruptors and photon torpedoes on my mark! MARK!

[Kronus]

Mark my words, you do not want to tangle with a skilled warrior as myself.

[sropi]

Myself I do NOT underestimate, nor you. At least we'll have a good fight, those feds didn't put up much of one yesterday

[Kronus]

Yesterday was a glorious day for battle. Many died in battle but they died with honour

[sropi]

Honour is one of the most important traits of a warrior

[Lara]

warrior must also have courage

[DarkJedi]

Courage to stand up for what you believe can be hard to find at times.

[sropi]

Times pass, but honor remains

[Spike The Cylon]

Remains to be seen, if the Sith will hold the galaxy.

[TopGun]

Galaxy Class ships can Saucer Seperate

[Spike The Cylon]

Seperate, and regroup at sector 1138, Colonel.

[TopGun]

Colonel Christoper Balir is known to the Kilrathi as The Heart of the Tiger

[sropi]

Tiger Claw is the legendary ship, feared by the Kilrathi

[TopGun]

Kilrathi have been known to shoot Ejected Confed Pilots

BTW it's Tiger's Claw, not Tiger Claw. It's only Tiger Calw in the movie, which is I now the only WC thing you've seen

[sropi]

Pilots are the real currency in war, not the fighters they fly.

If you can give me some links, I can do a bit of catching up...

[Kronus]

Up and down the pilot flies it's craft through dangerous astroids.

[Spike The Cylon]

Astroids are nothing to Han Solo!

[Kronus]

Han Solo is one of my avatar on another forum!

[Spike The Cylon]

forum is were we are all friends!

[Kronus]

Friends are needed throughout life.

[Lara]

life must be lived well and not wasted

[Kronus]

"Wasted the food!" Speaking to the humans. "Why burn your meat with fire, you distroy your food before you eat it...no wonder you humans are so weak."

[sropi]

Weak is the opposite of strong

[Spike The Cylon]

Strong and brave are Apollo and Starbuck.

[sropi]

Starbuck would make a far better CAG.

[Spike The Cylon]

CAG is a Navy term.

[sropi]

Term? What's a term?
:D:Nlaugh::D

[Spike The Cylon]

Term is a word.

[sropi]

Word is a word processor

[Kronus]

Processor times have increased over the years thanks to advancement in technology.

[TopGun]

Technology will be the end of us all

[Lara]

all the time I'm here I'm not getting my home-work done

[Kronus]

Done! Now I can concentrate on getting the engines back online.

[Lara]

online engines are good, online weapons are better

[Kronus]

Better it is to have weapons, that was why I finished those first before getting the engines online.

[Lara]

online weapons, now online engines.. what are we waiting for? Into the battle we must go

[Kronus]

Go into the depths of our enemy's territory. There we shall kill our enemy and feast on their still beating hearts!

[Lara]

hearts full of courage, we will stand to the last warrior, and when it is over we will feast in the halls of eternity

[TopGun]

Eternity is what awaits us after we have passed through this life and on to the next

[Spike The Cylon]

Next time I cook, i'm making steak.

[TopGun]

Steak and Kidney pies are very yummy

[Kronus]

Yummy? What kind of petaQ word is that?

[sropi]

That's it! Helm, full speed; tactical, drop cloack, raise shield and fire at will!

[Spike The Cylon]

Will Riker is a Captain now.

[TopGun]

Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land!

[Lara]

Land! Ho! Ten degrees to starboard and trim the mainsail, if you please..

[TopGun]

Please sir, I want some more

[Kronus]

More? You sound like a greedy Ferengi.

[TopGun]

Ferengi would sell their Grandmoogie if tey thought they would make a profit out of it

[Spike The Cylon]

It is the title of a book.

[Lara]

Book learning is all well and good, but real life experience will probably save your life

[Kronus]

Life and death is in the power of the tongue.

[TopGun]

Tongue poking is against the law in certain places

[Lara]

Places like that probably don't allow things like chewing gum

[Kronus]

Gum is a nasty human treat, it is revolting.

[Lara]

revolting to some is delicious to others when you consider Klingon cuisine

[TopGun]

Cuisine can be good it can be bad, the point is you decide

[Kronus]

Decide today, decide now whether you shall live in life or die!

[TopGun]

Die in Battle and life forever in the Afterlife

[Lara]

afterlife in the hero's halls is won only by courage and blood

[TopGun]

Blood Angels is a Chapter of Imperial Space Mairnes and hate all things Chaos

[Lara]

Chaos is beyond the path of truth and light

[Spike The Cylon]

Light is what is is outside now.

[Lara]

now it is dark, down here

[Helo]

Here I am to make my post.

[TheLimey]

Post, it's in the post, I tried to tell the Officer but it was to no avail - bah!! Another ticket!

[Lara]

ticket sales determine the success of a movie, and is often seperate from critical acclaim

[Spike The Cylon]

Acclaim was a video game company.

[Kronus]

"Company...Halt!" Shouted the drill sergeant.

[Spike The Cylon]

Sergeant is a rank in the Air Force.

[TopGun]

Force Alpha what's your status

[Spike The Cylon]

Status report, Commander.

[TopGun]

Commander Adama please report to the CIC

[Spike The Cylon]

CIC is the heart of Galactica.

[Kronus]

Galactica is an honorable ship

[TopGun]

Ship the cargo as ordered Ensign

[Spike The Cylon]

Ensign Chekov was on Star Trek.

[TopGun]

Trek needs to rest

[Spike The Cylon]

Rest is something I never seem to get.

[TopGun]

Get your popcorn here while it's hot

[Compass]

Hot, cute, intelligent, even-tempered women are underrepresented in the new series.

[TopGun]

Series of unexplained occurances have been taking place

[Compass]

Place will soon be teleported.

[TopGun]

Teleported monkeys often scream

[gpdesigner]

Scream . . . . . no one can hear you . .

[Compass]

You are welcome to tour the chapel.

[gpdesigner]

chapel . . . . ? heck, we got married in a disco
3d

[TopGun]

Disco Stu is a character from The Simpsons, but i tend to preffer Family Guy

[Compass]

Guy Smiley is a gameshow host on Sesame Street.

[TopGun]

Street mad monkeys are called Stronkeys

[Compass]

Stronkeys were stowed away on Galactica by the Cylons.

[TopGun]

Cylons would like to kill all Humans

[Compass]

Humans can be benevolent or hostile.

[Spike The Cylon]

hostile feelings are common among humas.

[Compass]

Humans type their sentences carefully, but Cylons do not. :)

[Spike The Cylon]

not is a word
;)

[gpdesigner]

word is slang for " I agree with what you say"

[Compass]

Say, didn't you forget some quote marks?

[TopGun]

marks can appear without warning sometimes

[gpdesigner]

sometimes it burns and itches . . .

[TopGun]

Itches can be bad

[Compass]

Bad Viper pilots go to the brig.

[TopGun]

Brig Gen Jonathan 'Jack' O'Neil is the commander of the SGC in Stargate SG-1

[Spike The Cylon]

SG-1 is a Stargate team.

[TopGun]

Team America is a great movie

[Compass]

Movie actors are antidisestablishmentarians.

[TopGun]

antidisestablishmentarians is a made up word

[Spike The Cylon]

Word, dude! :)

[TopGun]

dude where's my car

[Spike The Cylon]

car is what I drive.

[TopGun]

Drive I shall, once learnt I have :D

[Compass]

Have the indicia of polysyllabic xanthophylls been fulminated?

[Compass]

Fulminated bacteria are important.

[gpdesigner]

important decisions are often made on the Bowl

[trevorblack]

Bowl me down

[Spike The Cylon]

Down is where the ground is.

[trevorblack]

Is a busy bee really very busy.

[Spike The Cylon]

Busy can be good.

[trevorblack]

good to see something happen

[Spike The Cylon]

Happen to be here, so I thought I'd stop and say hello. :)

[trevorblack]

hello to all and goodbye to some

[Senmut]

Some sentences are longer than others.

[Kronus]

Others are honorable and some are not.

[Spike The Cylon]

Not is a word meaning no.

[Compass]

No, not is not neccessarily a word which means no, sometimes no merely nullifies or negates something.

[trevorblack]

Something in the air.

[braxiss]

air is very thin up here

[trevorblack]

here is where I stay

[braxiss]

stay out of the path of progress

[Compass]

Progress is to regress as progress is to Congress. (paraphrased from Mark Twain)