The Last Word Becomes the First Word

[Excalibur]

Planet earth, is the third planet from the sun.

[Damocles]

Sun Yat Sen overthrew the Manchu dynasty.

Damocles :colonial:

[Lara]

Dynasty 6 was the end of the Egyptian Old Kingdom

[Excalibur]

Kingdom of the blind. :wtf:

[kitty]

Blind to everything that is going on around you.

[Damocles]

"You are my sunshine, My endless sunshine..."

[repcisg]

Sunshine is like a day without rain.

[Spike The Cylon]

Rain is wet.

[Damocles]

Wet her down boys or she'll blow!

[Excalibur]

Blow your nose, and stop sniffling!

[Damocles]

Sniffing for clues, I see?

[Lara]

see-saw, swings and round-abouts..

[Damocles]

Abouts, I lays me; with me trusty claymore!

[Newton]

claymore? okay switching topic. The xfiles rule, fox mulder is awesome

[kitty]

Awesome, is being a newlywed!

[onepath]

newlywed is the foundation for ever lasting love

[TopGun]

Love is a way for the Chocoloate Companies to make Money

[kitty]

Money makes the world go round

[onepath]

round here its getting heavy

[Damocles]

Heavy are the cares of the king.

[TopGun]

King Monkey is naughty

[Damocles]

Naughty is mice.

[TopGun]

I think you meant nice?

assuming that you did

nice is what I am

[Damocles]

Am misunderstood. I meant mice, as in Colonials as the Cylons regard them. :D

[TopGun]

Sorry, I'll do mine again

Mice are nice :D

[Damocles]

Nice Cylons hold still, so you can polish their chrome with PPG fire.

[Lara]

Fire in space..


(The TOS ep that was on at the weekend..)
Lara

[Damocles]

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[TopGun]

I don't think that counts

Space is cold and in space Vengance is very cold

[Damocles]

Cold Colonial revenge is toast ligthtly browned for breakfast popping up out of a Cylon TOASTER.

[TopGun]

Toaster Toaster where are you, I want some Toast for my Breakfest

[Damocles]

Breakfast served the Colonial way, on a Cylon Centurion table, rigor mortified-tango-uniform and laid across two sawhorses!

[TopGun]

sawhorses is a weird word that has a meaning somewhere

[Damocles]

Somewhere Boxey is lost aboard the Galactica.

[TopGun]

Galactica is the baseship of Blue Squadron

[Damocles]

Squadron rugby is the roughest sport played today.

[TopGun]

today is a good day to die

[Damocles]

Die is what Enterprise must do if we are to save the FRANCHISE from Berman.

[TopGun]

Berman is the Devil

BTW I like Enterprise

[Damocles]

Enterprise in the TOS was great, biut with T'Pol and Archer, meh, its second rate.

[Spike The Cylon]

Rate at which the gas prices are going up is insane.

[Damocles]

Insane is our energy policy.

[Dawg]

Policy is something that people can change.

[Spike The Cylon]

Change is good.

[Damocles]

Good is a concept difficult for machines to grasp.

[TopGun]

grasp this you near sighted scrapeheap

[Damocles]

Scrapeheap is an unique term.

[TopGun]

term time

[Damocles]

Time is a transverse scalar vector in a spatial ordinate.

[TopGun]

ordinate is what

[Damocles]

What is the good of knowing without the using?

[TopGun]

using my Vampire I will send a Shadow back to Hell

[Damocles]

Hell is what you will experience as a Shadow battlecrab CPU.

[TopGun]

CPU stands for Computer Processing Unit

[Damocles]

Unit discipline is a Cylon character fault.

[TopGun]

fault lays on the shoulders of thoes that do wrong

[Damocles]

Wrong is the opposite of right.

[TopGun]

right Alpha Wing here go, stick to me like glue

[Damocles]

Conformal edit made to correct error

Glue?


And get stuck! :D

So it is glue....says I.....

[TopGun]

I think you got confused Damocles

Glue used to be made from Horses

[Damocles]

Conformal edit to correct error


Horses?

Check how composite materials are bonded to aircraft TG. We haven't used horses since WWII either as weapons platforms or glue in our machines. :salute:

And thats...

[TopGun]

That's why I say used to

and remember this is "The Last Word Becomes the First Word "

Horses are they main transport of the Rohan

[Damocles]

Rohan was a Kingdom of Humans in LOTR.

Confusion is endemic when you chase squirrels.

[TopGun]

LOTR is one of fav Books

[Damocles]

Books are the heart of civilization.

[TopGun]

civilization is always changing

[Damocles]

Changing out a hydraulic pack is fun.

[TopGun]

fun is when I fry Nephilim

[Damocles]

Nephalim frying is fun, congrats on number nine! :salute:

[TopGun]

Thanks

nine is IX in Romuan Numerals

[Damocles]

your welcome. :salute:

Numerals is the language least understood.

[kitty]

Understood the wrong end of the stick

[Damocles]

Stick and rudder work is for shuttle hogs. :D

[Spike The Cylon]

Hogs are pigs, and motorcycles.

[Damocles]

Motorcyc;les I gave up when, I found that I wore a bull's eye for every driver on the Interstate. :/:

[TopGun]

Interstate is a road type

[Excalibur]

Type what you want, but you are going to have to start with the word "cracked!"

[Damocles]

Cracked is what my sense of humour is.

[TopGun]

is this real or am I a figment of someone's mind

[Damocles]

Mind, the source of all thought is.(Yodaism-yetch!) :/:

[kitty]

Is Yodaism-yetch something I should have heard of?

[Damocles]

Is Yodaism-yetch something I should have heard of?


Of Yodaisms, too many, the Jedi, confused are by.Diasastrous consequences inaction for them too leads.

[kitty]

Leads me to say that I cant wait to see the new Star Wars film.

[Damocles]

Film the is, what hope I, George got right time this. :D

[Damocles]

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[TopGun]

this thread is mad

[Spike The Cylon]

Mad, Mad, I can't think of anything :D

[Damocles]

Anything better, than is blank, Yoda's mind?

[Excalibur]

Mind your P's and Q's!

[sropi]

Q's taste is ridiculous!

[Damocles]

Ridiculous to expect it, grammatical sense Yoda from.

[sropi]

From books comes wisdom

[Damocles]

Wisdom from confusion follows, Yoda begins and far travels to bemusement, therefore.....

[sropi]

Therefore gets lost due to mental degeneration.

[Damocles]

Degeneration? Yoda confused is? Generation which?

[sropi]

Which one of your eyes ar you willing to lose?

[Damocles]

Lose I's ask you? Yoda schizoid personality not is! Crazy you are?

[TopGun]

are we here to have some fun, or has the world gone mad with power. Who knows what the future holds for we are the lones that make it happen, or is that a lie to make us happy. It sure beats me, but it's all we have

[sropi]

"Have" is nothing "Give" is EVERYTHING

[Damocles]

EVERYTHING Yoda jedi teaches bollixed up inept by younglings is totally!

[sropi]

Totally out of his mind yoda is, and can't can't find his way home without my oscilloscope!

[Damocles]

Oscilloscope! Ask you I, Yoda. for an oscilloscope when you I send for roast beef sandwich? Young fool Padawan?

[sropi]

Padawan may be, but more sane than little sponge-minded Yoda...

[Damocles]

Padawan may be, but more sane than little sponge-minded Yoda...

Last roast beef sandwich young fool padawan Yoda brought, infected was Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy with. Spongy minded Yoda reason has to young padawan fool X wing drop on.

[sropi]

"On" meaning his own head on dropped?
(Please take no offense, it's just a word game:))

[Damocles]

Dropped, as meaning if the padawan brought me a roast beef sandwich made from a cow infected with mad cow disease; I would drop an X wing fighter on him(the padawan) for giving me Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease; the Human version of Mad Cow Disease.
(Joke) :D

Incidentally Yodaisms drive me crazy for the scrambled confused grammar you so correctly pointed out! :)

[sropi]

Out i point manty things, i do! Now let'sget rid of that bad grammar, i can't bear it anymore, and english isn't even my mother-tongue.

[Damocles]

Mother Tongue? Rather tongue-in-cheek, I wrote it as a takeoff of Yodaisms. I can't stand that little green eared muppet for that reason. :D

[sropi]

Reason dies where Yoda comes.
The one highlight in Episode 2 was the little war-frog. I nearly fell off my chair from laughing:)

[Dawg]

Laughing is good for the soul; but it's not necessarily good for the sinuses if one is trying to drink soda at the same time.

[Lara]

time flies when you are having fun



Lara

[sropi]

Fun is the salt of life!

[Damocles]

Life is the indeterminate order ordinate in entropic chaos.

[sropi]

Chaos is agood thing :), strenght is only born of chaos, not of order.

[Spike The Cylon]

Order in the court.

[Damocles]

Court public opinion in the matter of private morals and you will be publicly disgraced.

[TopGun]

disgraced cylon walks into a bar and orders a beer

[Damocles]

Beer is the worst thing for polishing a chrome TOASTER.

[TopGun]

TOASTER talking the toastie is toastie the talking toaster backwards

[Spike The Cylon]

Backwards Yoda does talk.

[TopGun]

talk to you I shall

[sropi]

Shall we part in this life or meet again in another?

[Damocles]

Another source of confusion with which to bemuse? :salute:

[TopGun]

bemuse me not with your ways, Nurgle Lover

[sropi]

Bemuse you do me sometimes, but then i simply turn on the Interference-filter.

[Damocles]

Interference filter? Thats the thing you use, when someone begins saying that Rick Berman is a great TV producer. :LOL:

[TopGun]

producer of fine wines since 2644 :D

[sropi]

Producer of many silly thought, that's what I'm about. But you have to sort trough a lot of rubble to find a diamond...

[Damocles]

@TG

2634 more reasons for Damocles to foul up! :D

@SROPI

Diamond hard hulls call for a particular type of Earth Force cleaver. :LOL:

[TopGun]

cleaver me not for I am a friend :D

[Damocles]

Friend or foe, mines care not.

[TopGun]

not is a naughty word

[sropi]

you can have the biggest cleaver in the universe, but to hit me, you have to find me, and even if you find me, you still have to hit me
:)

[Damocles]

Me I like, not as I say love, for that is a word reserved for hobbies.

[TopGun]

hobbies can be fun, like Cylon Hunting

[sropi]

Hunting Cylons isn't the only thing in life :)

[Damocles]

Life is an aberration in the entropic mean.

[sropi]

Mean man's souls need to be redeemed, let's help them!

[Damocles]

Them? I laugh at them for the mistakes they make until I see my own in the mirror.

[sropi]

Mirrors are our eyes for the soul within!

[Damocles]

Within mirrors we see the best source of examples for the axioms of optical reflection.

[sropi]

Reflection is the means by which Glass-fibre cables operate.

[Damocles]

Operate a forge and you respect steel.

[TopGun]

steel is weaker than Adamantium

[sropi]

Steel is too heavy and not strong enough, and its sporous.

[Damocles]

@TG Adamantium is a theory in metallurgy.


@SROPI
Sporous metal must be matched to the application in metallurgy.

[sropi]

Metallurgy is a very delicate science. And yes, steel has its uses and there are quite a few sorts of steel, each suited for a different role in different projects.

[Damocles]

Projects I have, bids submitted triplicate in plenty,
But results I lack, due to clauses supplementy.

[sropi]

Supplementy units should be always plenty and fresh.

[Damocles]

Fresh vegetables goes great with battlecrab burgers.

[sropi]

Burgers and Cola hmmm... I prefer Würstchen and beer

[Damocles]

Beer I can take or leave, bratwurst is for me a good choice with mead.

[TopGun]

mead is strong

[Damocles]

Strong is the will, stronger than steel or flesh.

[TopGun]

Flesh Tearers are a Succesor Chapter of the Blood Angels

[Damocles]

Angels are supposed to watch over men.

[Dawg]

Men are watched over by angels - and laughed at, no doubt.

[Damocles]

Doubt I cannot afford.

[Lara]

Afford your expenditure or you will be in debt

[Damocles]

Debt of honor should always be paid out of self-interest.

[sropi]

Self-interest can be a healthy thing, especially for a mouse on a cat show

[TopGun]

show me the way to go, everybody I tired and I want to go to bed, just the women

[sropi]

"Women have 3 chores: children, kitchen, church" Franz Joseph von Habsburg

[TopGun]

Habsburg means Having castle

[sropi]

Castle Rock entertainment has had some very good movies

[TopGun]

movies have entertainment value

[sropi]

Value is the most relative concept in the world

[kitty]

World like ours is full of marvels

[TopGun]

Marvels are what make the world go round

[sropi]

Round the clock we go, we go round the clock till the end of our days

[Spike The Cylon]

Days of our Lives is a soap on television.

[Dawg]

Television can be a great source of entertainment and information, or, as has been said, a vast wasteland.

[Spike The Cylon]

Wasteland sounds like a title of a movie.

[Excalibur]

Movie awards shows are getting out of hand.

[Spike The Cylon]

Hand me the salt.

[Excalibur]

Salt water aquarium.

[TopGun]

Aquarium is full of water, but is the water full of Aquarium, that is the question is it not

[Excalibur]

Not all responses are answers, but are all answers responses? :wtf:

[TopGun]

responses are answers only when a guestion is ask, the best asnwer in the Universe is 42

[Lara]

42 is Deep Thought's answer to the big question the mice had to build Earth to discover

[TopGun]

Discover the guide and you'll know that Earth is Mostly Harmless

[Excalibur]

Harmless people can often be the most dangerous! :wtf:

[sropi]

Dangerous weapons don't exist. Only dangerous men.

[TopGun]

Men are always considered by Females to be Mad, but is that really the case.

[sropi]

CaSe SEnSitIvE passwords are more secure.

[TopGun]

Secure the sails to the mast

[Damocles]

Mast and jibb, if you don't know the difference then you are a landlubber.

[TopGun]

Landlubber is what you call a Sea-Sick Monkey:D

[Damocles]

Monkey sea, Monkey doo. :LOL:

[TopGun]

doo doo smells :D

[Damocles]

Smells like Guns n' Roses(TM) in here. :D

[TopGun]

Here is the meaning of life, you must own a Towel

[Damocles]

Towel, not trowel!

[TopGun]

Trowel-Class Star Destroyers are not cannon

[Damocles]

Cannon? Canon! This is religion! Not artillery!

[TopGun]

Artillery commence operation Blow them to Bits

[Damocles]

Bits? Thats Bytes. This is computers, not horses!

[TopGun]

Horses are ridden into battle by the Rohirrim

[Damocles]

Rohirrim put their saddles on their horses backwards.

[TopGun]

Backwards is a great episode of Red Dwarf

[Damocles]

Dwarf ? At seven feet tall, he is NOT a midget!

[TopGun]

Midget Blue is a type of Shuttle

[Damocles]

Shuttle? I said shuffle the cards! Not launch!

[TopGun]

Launch Recon Viper One

[Damocles]

One is less than two.

[TopGun]

Two becomes Five when added to Three

[Damocles]

Three Stooges = 1 Democrat.

[sropi]

Democrat? What's that?

[Rowan]

That is someone who advocates Democracy

[sropi]

Democracy is degrading and becoming a caricature of its former self.

[Damocles]

Self says that Republicans know the weaknesses of Democrats, which is why within, the REPUBLIC, they are REPUBLICANS! :D

[sropi]

Republicans i don't know. I don't even know what they are all about.

[Damocles]

About freedom!

[Kronus]

freedom, about?

[Damocles]

About choice and responsibility!

[TopGun]

Responsibility comes from great power

[Kronus]

Power comes from force!

[Excalibur]

Force be with you, it shall. :wtf:

[sropi]

Shall stirr him up, Klingongeneral?

[TopGun]

Klingongeneral is a Klingon, who knows where his Towel is

[Lara]

Is this going around in circles or is it just my imagination

[Spike The Cylon]

Imagination is key to being a writer.

[Damocles]

Writer that I am, its not the imagination but the character.

[bsg1fan1975]

Character is a good thing, especially when it comes to manners.

[Damocles]

Manners is where I begin when I build character.

[Kronus]

Character of a Warrior is based on how honorable the warrior's family is and how well he can use his blade.

[Dawg]

Blade is a series of Wesley Snipes movies.

[sropi]

Movies are mass entertainment.

[Dawg]

Entertainment is in the eye of the beholder.

[TopGun]

beholder is a Monster from DnD it's a Big floting Eye

[sropi]

Eye of Sauron is lidless

[Damocles]

Lidless is a bottle of orange juice when you lose the cap. :salute:

[Excalibur]

Cap or hat, what ever you want to call it, is sitting on my head.

[Kronus]

Head to the launch bay, red alert!

[TopGun]

Alert status one, launch all Vipers

[Damocles]

Vipers from a spacefighter perspective are in serious need of a redesign!

[sropi]

Redesign takes time and resources, both are scarce.

[TopGun]

Scarce we will become, if the Cylons find our Base

[sropi]

Base? What base? We're lucky if we don't run out of Viper spare parts!

[Lara]

Parts! Parts?, spare or otherwise, makes salvage a top priority

[TopGun]

Priority Channel One Sir, it's the President

[sropi]

President Roslin's hallucinations are becoming quite severe

[TopGun]

Severe mood swings are a result of Cylon programing

[sropi]

Programing should be spelled programming! The mood shifts of cylons are the effect of manufacturing impurities in their transistors.

[TopGun]

Transistors can be jammed, so we have at last found a weapon against the Cylons. But Can I talk about it in here, I mean you could be a Cylon, I could be a Cylon, we all could be Cylon. What have we done, we are doomed, I tell you doomed. Is there no hope

[sropi]

Hope is the one thing which never fades. Besides no one here has to be a Cylon, we communicate via computer, and Cylons are AI.

[TopGun]

AI War occured in Space: Above and Beyond

[sropi]

Beyond life is the afterlife

[TopGun]

Afterlife is the unknow. I am ready

[sropi]

Ready? You only know if you were ready after it has occured.