The Last Word Becomes the First Word

[shiningstar]

Donuts are a NO NO :no: :no: :D

[braxiss]

no that is not your car

[kitty]

car is an essential form of transport for me to get to university.

[shiningstar]

University ......you're going to one of those?

[braxiss]

those are my socks!

[shiningstar]

Socks are usually CLEAN when WORN

[braxiss]

worn out is how my socks are

[Ninja]

Are you going to buy some more?

[martok2112]

More socks to make steenky!

[Ninja]

Steenky, what kind of word is that?

[martok2112]

That is a funny way to spell the stinky word. :D

[Ninja]

Word Up to that!

cool...I'm finally a shuttle pilot :)

[martok2112]

That is cool..congradulations! ;)

[braxiss]

congratulations is a difficult word to start with

[martok2112]

With difficulty comes experience. ;)

[braxiss]

experience is a good thing

[martok2112]

Thing, let Cousin Itt know that he will need to babysit the children tonight?

[braxiss]

tonight i'm all alone

[martok2112]

Alone, against a treacherous galaxy stands the stalwart hero!

[julix]

Hero, I am holding out for a hero!

[braxiss]

hero, did you call for a hero?

[martok2112]

Hero sandwich sounds good about now. :D

[braxiss]

now is the part of the movie where jason jumps out with a chainsaw

[martok2112]

Chainsaw for a giant tree would about do it

[Ninja]

It makes me laugh, some of the stuff you guys come out with! :)

[braxiss]

with that i'll cast you out

[martok2112]

Out to lunch. :D

[braxiss]

lunch is the only meal i eat

[martok2112]

Eat at HOOTERS! :D


(Shameless Athena plug.)

[shiningstar]

HOOTERS!!!!!!!!! .......MARTOK Just Get ready for the THWACKING of your life for making me start a SENTENCE with THAT .......GET OVER THERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[martok2112]

NOW? I do so now! Yip yip yip yip!

:rotf:

;)

Awaiting pyoonishment,
Martok2112

[shiningstar]

yip .......is alot better then the LAST word you gave me ;)

[martok2112]

Me sorry. Me not do that again. :D

Martok the Posteriorally Pained

[braxiss]

again, do it again say hooters

[shiningstar]

Hooters ...............Braxiss it's YOUR turn NOW :devil: I believe you do know WHERE to GO :devil:

[braxiss]

go where your heart takes you

[shiningstar]

:devil: You know I did already :naughty:

[braxiss]

already the night draws near

[shiningstar]

Near time for me to go to sleep :)

[braxiss]

sleep that quiet slumber

[Ninja]

slumber party tonight at shiningstar's I do believe :)

[martok2112]

Believe that Galactica will return as many wish to see it!

[shiningstar]

It is a Royal PAIN.

[braxiss]

pain builds charactor

[martok2112]

Character assassinations are fun...from a distance. :D

[shiningstar]

Distance is ONE thing I enjoy putting between me and my mother

[martok2112]

:eek:Mother no more NyQuil please!NyQUIL:hack:

:D

[shiningstar]

Please take your Nyquil :devil:

[braxiss]

nyquil will let you dream

[kitty]

Dream of happy times to come.

[martok2112]

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me! :D

[Ninja]

Me needs some ZZZZzzzzz so goodnight :)

[braxiss]

goodnight is a common way to say goodbye

[shiningstar]

Goodbye is something I hate Saying :...:

[martok2112]

Saying a which, how's a thee gonna pay for all o' this, eh?

[Muffit]

goodnight is a common way to say goodbye
Goodbye is like saying goodnight forever :(

[martok2112]

Forever is an awfully long time.

[Muffit]

Time is an awfully long time, my friend :)

[martok2112]

Friend for a long duration. ;)

[Ninja]

Duration of a long time is how long we've all been waiting for a continuation of TOS

[braxiss]

series of error cost them the game

[shiningstar]

Game is a tough word with which to begin a sentance

[Ninja]

Sentance them all for life I say!

[martok2112]

Say it isn't soooooo, Ethel !

[braxiss]

ethel! were's my beer?

[shiningstar]

Beer ........can't you get it yourself?

[braxiss]

yourself, bob, and lucy are going to rob the bank

[shiningstar]

Bank ...........Yes I guess that is where my money Belongs.

[martok2112]

Belongs to the Colonial Fleets, I does. :D

[braxiss]

does car always look like that?

[shiningstar]

That is a strange way to word a sentance but it does work for me :D

[braxiss]

me thinks you got it

[shiningstar]

it can be a pain :D

[martok2112]

Pain in the astrums. :D

[braxiss]

astrums? what the heck kind og word is that?

[Ninja]

That word probably means something extremely rude when translated in the Klingon tongue :)

[braxiss]

tongue is not food!!!!!

[martok2112]

food is good; especially when it's LASAGNA!!!!!

[amberstar]

Lasagna would be perfect for dinner tonight!

[braxiss]

tonight i think i'll go out for dinner

[Rowan]

dinner out sounds like a lovely idea!!!

[braxiss]

idea #1 find a good place to eat

[Rowan]

eat is what I'm doing right now:)

[braxiss]

now that i know that, i'm happy

[Ninja]

happy people are always more friendly

[martok2112]

friendly people are always welcome

[Rowan]

welcome to my web said the spider to the fly :D

[amberstar]

Fly by the planet once more and then we will head for home.

[martok2112]

Home is where you hang your hat...and well it should be. :D

[Ninja]

Be that the case, when I get home I usually hang my hat on the floor.

[amberstar]

Floor space is limited in my house!

[braxiss]

house of terror is where i live

[Muffit]

Live and let live, give and yet give...

[braxiss]

give me a turkey on rye

[Ninja]

Rye? Isn't he in Street Fighter?

[braxiss]

fighter or lover which are you?

[Ninja]

You can keep guessing as its part of the mystery

[braxiss]

mystery of life keeps me going

[Ninja]

going, going, gone

[braxiss]

gone with the wind is a classic

[Muffit]

Classic Coke tastes more like plain old water - real Coca Cola used to be a blast...

[braxiss]

blast from the past

[Ninja]

past my bed time but I want to reach my 100th post :)


*1 to go* :thumbsup:

[kitty]

Post the letter in that has taken residence in my kitchen, is something that i must remember to do.

[Ninja]

Do it today while its fresh in your mind.

[braxiss]

mind your hands!!

[Ninja]

Hands off he said!

[braxiss]

said the word hooters here once

[martok2112]

Once a THWACKING for Hooters o' speaking is enough :D

[Senmut]

Enough of Hooters? Uh uhh!

[martok2112]

Uhh...thanks for the mamm....er..I mean...memories. :D

[Ninja]

memories are all we have right now :( :cry:

[martok2112]

now some of us have more :bg04: :)

[Ninja]

more? Dont you mean Moore :D :LOL:

[martok2112]

Moore power to us who enjoy the best of both worlds. :D ;)

[Ninja]

Worlds apart they might be, but your not the only one that enjoyed both!

[martok2112]

Both of us, I hope, are cool. :)

[kitty]

Cool, as in our British summers?

[braxiss]

summers have gone away

[Ninja]

away for you maybe, but they'll soon be coming around here

[braxiss]

here i come to save the day

[shiningstar]

Day is DONE

[braxiss]

done is what i want my garden to be

[Ninja]

be that the case, unfortunatly it's not by the sound of it.

[martok2112]

IT---ack, you have spoken one of the words the "Knights of Nee" cannot hear! :D

[shiningstar]

hear me OUT now ;)

[Ninja]

Now its time for work

[Archangel]

Work is something that I'm sorely in need of...

[braxiss]

of something to do

[martok2112]

Do, or do not. There is no try.

[shiningstar]

Try again

[braxiss]

again i've come to find nothing

[Ninja]

nothing but a load of junk is what I'm posting right about now.

[braxiss]

now now don't be so hard on yourself

[martok2112]

Yourself and others :)

[kitty]

Others like you and me.

[shiningstar]

ME ............myself and I

[martok2112]

I am a schizoprhenic and so am....oops...can't quite end it with I now can I? :D

[Archangel]

I think our favorite Klingon has lost his mind... :D

[braxiss]

mind what yopu say to a klingon

[Ninja]

klingon not understand yopu :D :LOL:

[shiningstar]

YOPU????????? What the HECK is THAT?

[martok2112]

That is the question of the day.

[shiningstar]

Day IN day OUT and i'm still SICK :(

[Archangel]

Sick in the body is better than sick in the head :D
(unless you're a sailor)

[martok2112]

Head is the Naval term for latrine which is the army term for bathroom. :D

[shiningstar]

BATHROOM is a lot easier term to start a sentence with then HEAD :D

[Archangel]

Head rhymes with red :D

[martok2112]

Red rhymes with bed.

[Archangel]

bed-and-breakfast type places are good, but breakfast in bed is better. :D

[shiningstar]

Better then what?

[braxiss]

what do you want? a medal

[martok2112]

Medal of Honor is a great series of games on the PS2 and XBOX. :D

[braxiss]

xbox is the best

[Archangel]

best things usually come last. :D

[braxiss]

last one to the bar buys

[Archangel]

buys what? :D

[braxiss]

what are you asking me for?

[shiningstar]

For YOU I'd do ALMOST anything :naughty:

[braxiss]

anything? don't get me started

[Archangel]

'anything' is a pretty broad word to be using around on this board, even if it has 'almost' in front of it. :D

[shiningstar]

It is inconsequential :naughty:




{{{ CHAT: --- :naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:
Unfortunately since my husband Is the Jealous type .....I have to be careful
:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:}}}

[braxiss]

inconsequential is what my old boss is

[kitty]

Is everyone aware that battlestar galactica is on tv tonight in England!!!

[Ninja]

England is my birth place but now I live in Australia.

[braxiss]

australia is one place i would love to visit

[doc834]

Visit Malta. It is the most historic place I've ever been to.

[Archangel]

To each thier own, Australia for me :D

[ojai22]

Me Jane, you tarzan

[Archangel]

Tarzan was a hairless ape! :D

[braxiss]

ape ship? i don't know it sounded good at the time

[martok2112]

Time is like a clock in the heart. :D

[ojai22]

Heart like a wheel

[Rowan]

Wheel of fortune :D

[doc834]

Fortune is for the foolish.

[martok2112]

Foolish heart hear me callin'.

[Archangel]

Callin' Baton Rouge! :D

[Muffit]

Rouge is not for my daughter yet -- she'll just have to pinch her cheeks... :)

:muffit:

[Archangel]

Cheeks... the last time I pinched one, I got slapped :naughty:

[martok2112]

Slapped ya silly, did she? :D

[Archangel]

She most certainly did. Hurt too. :D

[Ninja]

too much work, not enough fun,

[Archangel]

Fun is an essential part of life :D

[martok2112]

Life here, began out there, so some believe.

[braxiss]

beleive me when i say .....................................

[Archangel]

say what?

[braxiss]

what was i thinking coming in here?????

[DarkJedi]

Here I am to save the day!

[braxiss]

day 1, we have arrived on planet zero...............................

[Archangel]

Zero is the name of a dog I knew...

[braxiss]

knew you where gonna say that

[Ninja]

that was very clever of you braxiss :)

[braxiss]

braxiss likes attention

[Archangel]

Attention!!! We Are Aliens That.... :d

[shiningstar]

That sounded like you guys had a blast here :P:

[braxiss]

here you can borrow my sword

[shiningstar]

Sword ........YOU WOULD give me a sentence that started with THAT :rage:

[braxiss]

that's easy, try sword fight or sword play, there's a million to choose from

[ojai22]

From out of the depths came a twelve-legged spider

[Senmut]

Spider posts are like totally ucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[martok2112]

Ucky ucky ucky, I ain't feelin so lucky! :D

[Senmut]

Lucky, annoyingly, Starbuck tends to be.

[braxiss]

be that as it may

[Archangel]

May the shwartz be with you :D

*Sorry folks, watched Spaceballs last night * :D

[doc834]

You need a better movie selection.

[Archangel]

Selection of movies depends on my demented sense of humour. :D

[braxiss]

humor is a state of mind

[warhammerdriver]

mind over matter

[braxiss]

matter of fact, i do have a phaser

[warhammerdriver]

phasers are so overrated

[braxiss]

overrated movies really bore me

[warhammerdriver]

me and mine

[braxiss]

mine was the blue one

[warhammerdriver]

one is the lonliest number

[braxiss]

number of the beast is a strange book

[warhammerdriver]

book me on the next flight

[braxiss]

flight of the goose

[warhammerdriver]

goose for dinner

[braxiss]

dinner is the meal i miss most often

[Ninja]

often that is the case with me too

[doc834]

Too many people in my head!

[braxiss]

head of the class

[warhammerdriver]

class dismissed

[shiningstar]

DISMISSED!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to GO! :cry:

[braxiss]

go towards the light

[shiningstar]

Light is what I like

[braxiss]

like i said before...............

[shiningstar]

Before what?

[braxiss]

what was i saying?????

[shiningstar]

Saying at what time? :P:

[braxiss]

time is all to short

[shiningstar]

Short is the days of our lives ;)

[warhammerdriver]

lives, hmmm, how do I make a sentence starting with that?

[braxiss]

that is your problem, not mine

[warhammerdriver]

mine eyes have seen the glory

[braxiss]

glory was a very good movie

[martok2112]

Movie of the week is always pot luck :D

[doc834]

Luck of the Irish is what I've got.

[braxiss]

got you under my skin

[kitty]

skin that is baby soft.

[Rowan]

soft as a baby's bottom ;)

[doc834]

Bottom of the barrel, is where I came from.

[Rowan]

from here to eternity

[braxiss]

eternity is along time to wait

[Rowan]

wait a minute!

[nextceo]

Minute men repulsed a British invasion at Valley Forge.

[warhammerdriver]

forge an alliance

[Rowan]

Alliance between people on reality shows is common

[Senmut]

Common indeed is the behavior of such people.

[braxiss]

people do the stupidest things