View Full Version : The Last Word Becomes the First Word
Gravitas
September 11th, 2006, 09:58 PM
Grammer School, people still send their kids there.
Sarika
September 11th, 2006, 10:15 PM
Grammar...funny word...rhymes with hammar :...:
Gravitas
September 13th, 2006, 03:25 AM
Hammar is a funny way of spelling hammer.
CaptainTux
September 13th, 2006, 08:44 AM
Hammer, I once smacked myself in the head with hammer and had a lot of trouble explaining the whole matter to the radiologist.
Cylon Number 13
September 13th, 2006, 09:30 PM
Radiologist?! Where is a doctor when you need one?
CaptainTux
September 13th, 2006, 09:46 PM
One is the loneliest number.
Dawg
September 13th, 2006, 09:48 PM
Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine...
Cylon Number 13
September 13th, 2006, 10:25 PM
Nine?! I told you that I am model number thirteen!
Sarika
September 13th, 2006, 11:37 PM
By jove, Gravitas, you're right...I couldn't even spell Hammer...defeated my purpose didn't I?....
What were you doing smacking yourself inthe head with a hammer Captain Tux?
Try a rubber hammer next time...hurts less and no trip to the radiologist...hopefully..
Dawg...you have bit of an excessive fetish with the number nine?
And Cylon No 13....that's a unlucky number...
Frack! who turned off the lights....where did everybody go???? :wtf:
Oh...it's okay...my mouse somehow went off into the hot spot corner of my screen, and was about to cycle thru my screen savers....oh mannnnnn, I'm a bit edgy today....
What was I doing here again????? right... the last word.
I believe I just had it.
Cylon Number 13
September 14th, 2006, 08:54 AM
Nine?! I told you that I am model number thirteen!
Thirteen is not an unlucky number to me.
Dawg
September 14th, 2006, 11:54 AM
Me thinks I'm surrounded by children who don't recognize a famous chorus from a song by the Beatles!
CaptainTux
September 14th, 2006, 12:02 PM
Beatles or Stones?
Dawg
September 14th, 2006, 01:53 PM
Stones did 'Can't Get No Satisfaction", while the Beatles did "Number Nine".
CaptainTux
September 15th, 2006, 06:40 PM
Nine is greater than eight but less than fourteen million.
Sarika
September 15th, 2006, 06:59 PM
Million and more galaxies out there, must be life in them, somewhere! :girl:
Lara
September 15th, 2006, 11:09 PM
Somewhere, over the rainbow....
Cylon Number 13
September 16th, 2006, 09:02 PM
Rainbow?! Is there a pot of gold at the end of it?
Lara
September 16th, 2006, 09:12 PM
It may have a pot of gold, but it might also have a dragon or a irish leprechaun, so you need to be prepared!
Cylon Number 13
September 16th, 2006, 09:18 PM
Prepared is what a boy scout is always supposed to be.
Sarika
September 16th, 2006, 10:39 PM
Be it believable or not, I am what I am.
CaptainTux
September 17th, 2006, 08:19 AM
Am I really about to say cogito ergo sum?
Dawg
September 17th, 2006, 01:36 PM
Sum of parts together often exceed expectations.
I should write for fortune cookies...
;)
I am
Dawg
:warrior:
CaptainTux
September 17th, 2006, 01:49 PM
Expectations set too high are the root of most disappointment .
Gravitas
September 17th, 2006, 09:45 PM
Disappointment(s) are a part of life.
Cylon Number 13
September 17th, 2006, 11:56 PM
Life?! There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe. With tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens.
Lara
September 19th, 2006, 05:34 AM
Heavens above that is always a beautiful quote..
Gravitas
September 19th, 2006, 06:07 PM
Quote me if you wish, but give me credit.
Lyra
September 19th, 2006, 07:42 PM
Credit comes to those who earn it. :)
Gravitas
September 19th, 2006, 08:12 PM
it, whatever it is you can find it on eBay
Cylon Number 13
September 19th, 2006, 09:15 PM
eBay is a veritable vault of merchandise that you can bid on or buy.
Sarika
September 19th, 2006, 09:28 PM
Buy one and get one free ;)
Cylon Number 13
September 19th, 2006, 09:45 PM
Free? There's no such thing as a free ride!
Sarika
September 20th, 2006, 10:01 PM
Ride in a viper on deep probe for four hours straight, and your hair would lose it's plump too, :rotf: damn! now I broke a nail!
Cylon Number 13
September 21st, 2006, 06:34 AM
Nail that frakkin Cylon on your targeting scanner, before he gets away!
Sarika
September 22nd, 2006, 12:51 AM
Away?, Would I let a bug eye get away? No way in Fracking Hades, would I do thing like that. I say that in the most lady like manner of course.... :girl:
Lara
September 22nd, 2006, 11:27 PM
course correction require!! You're about to take us into an asteroid belt..
Cylon Number 13
September 22nd, 2006, 11:44 PM
Belt that Cylon! He just insulted your mother. Or are you just going to stand there and take that?
Lara
September 23rd, 2006, 06:10 AM
that it insulted my mother is a mistake, and I won't take insolence, even from a cylon. But rash action becasue of a childish taunt is not what I intend. The tincans will go down, mark my words!
Sarika
September 23rd, 2006, 10:44 PM
words ...frak, I don't have any today.... :viper: except, I need a ride, launching...
Cylon Number 13
September 24th, 2006, 09:10 PM
Launching status is a go. Vipers, you are clear to launch.
Sarika
September 24th, 2006, 10:12 PM
Launch, damn it, launch! Oh Felgercarb, why won't it launch? Think my star glider needs a service...everything goes wrong all at one time! :cry:
Cylon Number 13
September 25th, 2006, 09:24 PM
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Gravitas
September 26th, 2006, 03:05 AM
Burn the bridges behind you, build bridges ahead of you.
Cylon Number 13
September 26th, 2006, 05:39 PM
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Lyra
September 26th, 2006, 07:40 PM
Truth can hurt...but flattery will take you a long way. :D
Gravitas
September 28th, 2006, 06:22 PM
Way of the bat
Dawg
September 28th, 2006, 08:11 PM
Bat your eyes at me, you shall not.
Cylon Number 13
September 28th, 2006, 08:11 PM
Bat it way out of the park!
Sarika
September 29th, 2006, 10:43 PM
Park it right there, and unload all my precious crown jewels and put them back in my private vault where they belong! :colonial:
Cylon Number 13
September 29th, 2006, 10:59 PM
Belong to thee 'til the end of time I could only dream, Milady.
KamikazeAthena
September 30th, 2006, 07:27 AM
Milady became most upset when the doctor told her he wanted to remover her spleen.
CBSG4ever
September 30th, 2006, 06:54 PM
Spleen could be a delicacy in canibalistic societies, but you'll never see that in any cookbook.
Lyra
September 30th, 2006, 10:13 PM
cookbook? do cannibals have a cookbook? That would be a mighty scary thought.... :yikes:
conconcv66
October 1st, 2006, 03:29 PM
thought, i would drop by and say hello. this is my first post. now where's the tequlia :rotf:
Cylon Number 13
October 1st, 2006, 04:32 PM
Tequila is Mexico's national drink. It is only one type of mezcal, which is the name of any distilled alcohol made from the agave plant.
conconcv66
October 1st, 2006, 04:52 PM
plant vapor is colonial for marijunana
Cylon Number 13
October 1st, 2006, 08:44 PM
Marijuana is the most commonly abused illicit drug in the United States.
Sarika
October 3rd, 2006, 11:41 PM
States his name and business upon the Galactica everytime he comes onboard, but doesn't reveal his true nature of his visit :cool:who am I talking about? i have no idea..I'm just waffling on....
CBSG4ever
October 5th, 2006, 11:46 PM
on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Agnew and Nixon..... :wtf: :D
Lyra
October 6th, 2006, 09:37 PM
Nixon....hmmmm that would look funny if he were pulling a sleigh....but stranger things have happened..like two vipers going in opposite directions..it happened to Richard Hatch on set :LOL: :viper:
:viper2:
Cylon Number 13
October 8th, 2006, 07:09 PM
Set the timer for five minutes. We have to have enough time to get clear before detonation.
Sarika
October 9th, 2006, 07:12 PM
detonation of a fine show is just plain sad :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Cylon Number 13
October 9th, 2006, 09:27 PM
Sad songs they say
Sad songs they say
Sad songs they say
Sad songs they say so much.
So turn 'em on, turn 'em on
Turn on those sad songs
When all hope is gone
Why don't you tune in and turn them on.
Lyra
October 9th, 2006, 10:20 PM
On that note :music: I had a cupcake today....just thought everyone might need to know that... :LOL: :LOL: :rotf: :rotf: :wtf: :wtf:
Cylon Number 13
October 11th, 2006, 08:13 PM
That sounds delicious, lieutenant. Would you like some :milk: and :cookie::cookie: next?
CBSG4ever
October 11th, 2006, 08:28 PM
Next thing you know, they will be installing cup holders in viper cockpits. :D
Cylon Number 13
October 11th, 2006, 08:58 PM
Cockpits are not the place to be drinking. Do a roll, and your :beer: is all over you.
Lyra
October 11th, 2006, 10:32 PM
You should try a :maitai: instead of :beer: in the cockpit, much more prettier than a mug. And yes cylon no 13, I would like a drink of milk and cookies after my cupcake, but then I'll get fat...hold the milk and cookies.... :rotf: I'm off for a roll in the skies :viper:
Sarika
October 12th, 2006, 12:35 AM
Skies are a big palce to get lost in, lucky for me, my starglider is fully equipped with the lastest starmaps, and all those pretty lights and thingies on my console that tell you where you are positioned.....
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
:viper2:
Cylon Number 13
October 12th, 2006, 10:04 AM
Positioned I am to launch a surprise attack against any attacking Cylon raiders. I know what you're thinking. But, "You are a Cylon." Physically, I may be a Cylon. But, I am human at heart. Those :cylon::cylon::cylon: will not see it coming.
Gravitas
October 12th, 2006, 10:55 PM
Coming this Fall are a whole bunch of new series.
Sarika
October 12th, 2006, 11:40 PM
Series in their original state are always the most memorable and best! :salute:
Cylon Number 13
October 14th, 2006, 10:07 PM
"Best in Show" was one stupid movie, I tell you.
Senmut
October 15th, 2006, 01:06 AM
You? Telling me? HA! All you are telling anyone is a sesquipadalianistic peroration of pure obfuscatory prattle!
Cylon Number 13
October 15th, 2006, 09:06 PM
Prattle on if you must, but go do it somewhere else! I'm trying to think.
Gravitas
October 17th, 2006, 12:36 AM
Think of the children.
Sarika
October 17th, 2006, 01:13 AM
Children are usually more honest than an adult.
Gravitas
October 17th, 2006, 09:30 PM
Adult movies should not be allowed to be rented at family video stores like Blockbuster.
CBSG4ever
October 17th, 2006, 09:58 PM
Blockbuster movies usually do not win Oscars.
Gravitas
October 17th, 2006, 10:06 PM
Oscars I don't know many of, but there was a kid in my sisters class who had Oscar as a middle name.
Cylon Number 13
October 17th, 2006, 10:27 PM
Name that tune!
Lyra
October 17th, 2006, 10:37 PM
tune into your favourite show, and sit back and relax :salute:
Cylon Number 13
October 19th, 2006, 09:23 PM
Relax and take a deep breath. Now, imagine that you're floating on a sea of ambrosia. :beer:
Sarika
October 19th, 2006, 09:56 PM
Ambrosia...what is it exactly made of?
Gravitas
October 20th, 2006, 01:46 AM
Of , Whiped Cream, Pineapple, Mandarin Oranges, Coconut, and mini Marshmallows.
Amrosia Fruit Salad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrosia_%28fruit_salad%29)
Lyra
October 20th, 2006, 10:14 PM
Marshmallows?????? okay, Gravitas, I think you're just making up that last bit...I mean, seriously..... :LOL:
Gravitas
October 22nd, 2006, 09:29 PM
Seriously, you've never had Ambrosia fruit salad?
It's yummy.
Lyra
October 22nd, 2006, 09:40 PM
Yummy!!! Indeed Gravitas, If it's Ambrosia fruit salad you're talking about, then I'm in!!! :muffit:
But I have another question, wtf is Corona? :corona: :wtf:
conconcv66
October 23rd, 2006, 01:25 PM
Corona, makes you happy in the dead of night
Cylon Number 13
October 23rd, 2006, 08:51 PM
Night time is the right time.
Sarika
October 23rd, 2006, 10:49 PM
Time flys when you having fun
Cylon Number 13
October 27th, 2006, 02:59 PM
Fun?! There are those who wouldn't recognize it if it fell out of the sky, landed on their face and started to wiggle! That's why I left the Cylons and came to join the fleet. Everyone here knows what fun is.
:muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit::muffit:
Sarika
October 27th, 2006, 11:00 PM
Is the concept of fun an illusion or reality, or is reality just a shared illusion? :wtf: :cool: :D
Cylon Number 13
October 27th, 2006, 11:12 PM
Illusion and wisdom combined are the charm of life and art.
Sarika
October 28th, 2006, 10:08 PM
"Art, music, dance and poetry are the result of reflection and study.
It is said that without the arts, the crudeness of life would be unbearable".
Cylon Number 13
October 29th, 2006, 10:30 PM
Unbearable it is to look upon such beauty, and not possess it.
evil_genius_180
October 30th, 2006, 09:34 PM
It was a dark and stormy night.
Cylon Number 13
October 30th, 2006, 09:47 PM
Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
CBSG4ever
October 30th, 2006, 11:00 PM
Bite me and I swear I will pull your fangs Dracula!
Lyra
October 31st, 2006, 12:24 AM
Dracula? Oh honey...I wouldn't bite you, not with such a hunky avatar like yours CBG4ever :P: ...I might be a little rough when I play, but it's all in the name of ....wait, what was I talking about again? :wtf: I think I've said too much....just let me fade away in the dark corner over there...... :nervous: :duck:
bsg1fan1975
October 31st, 2006, 08:04 AM
There are no words to express how much Baltar was a first class idiot of the highest order!
KamikazeAthena
October 31st, 2006, 08:08 AM
Order me around baby! Bite me in the neck. Oh Starbuck! You can do anything that you want as long as you are gentile.
bsg1fan1975
October 31st, 2006, 08:12 AM
Gentile is a word that was used in the Bible.
Sarika
October 31st, 2006, 09:38 PM
Bible speaks truth of our amazing celestial ancestors, "Nefilim" mean anything to anyone out there? Read "The 12th Planet". ;) :superholy :colonial: You'd be amazed!
bsg1fan1975
November 1st, 2006, 11:31 AM
Amazed about nothing I threw the book back on the shelf.
RacerX
November 1st, 2006, 10:02 PM
Shelf fungus grows on a tree in the woods, not far from my home. I sometimes go there to admire their simplicity and beauty, when I want to collect my thoughts. does this make me a fun guy?
Lyra
November 1st, 2006, 10:34 PM
Guy with a cylon helmet has got to be a barrel of laughs, for sure! :blink: :cylon:
RacerX
November 3rd, 2006, 09:05 PM
Sure you would think a guy with a foil hat,
would be intresting and all that.
but the truth be known,
my soul is alone.
for I've protected my mind from the start,
and neglected to shield my heart.
over time my body has began to rust,
after my heart was shattered to dust.
now I laugh and act insane,
but it is only to hide the pain.
looking in the mirror I see a man,
but behind the eyes is a machine trying to be human.
Sarika
November 3rd, 2006, 11:02 PM
Human indeed, I almost cried reading your sentiments. :cry: ...how beautiful Racer X....
I said almostcried...that was before I started to laugh hesterically...saying "what a load of felgercarb"! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Lyra
November 4th, 2006, 06:37 PM
Felgercarb is something I'm usually full of...but today I feel kinda mellow....
evil_genius_180
November 4th, 2006, 09:08 PM
Mellow out, dude. :D
RacerX
November 5th, 2006, 11:18 AM
Dude and Dudettes, maybe my depth is to risky for those that swim along the surface. the next time I will provide a warning label "Beware may contain elements of truth not suited for all readers."
but the Idea of poetry is to express thoughts, emotions, and ideas.
the sharing of poetry has been done for ages, allowing others to understand that they may not be alone in the world. wether it be someone living or someone who lived 1000 years ago the human condition is shared on levels that many of us can not explain. it could be the smell of a flower, the thoughts while watching a rising or setting sun or conditions of the heart.
as for the word "Felgercarb" i can only guess that in american terms this means "BS". how sad it must be to only connect with others on a warm, smelly and revolting level.
Sarika
November 5th, 2006, 09:40 PM
Levels or facets of a person's character are many and complex at best of times, RacerX, and I have a mulititude to say the least, being the chameleon of the zodiac, I am difficult to fully understand.
However being jocular is one of my daily requirements, if i am to stay sane in this cruel world.
If I hurt your sweet metallic feelilngs :wtf: um...yeh, adorable actually in any way or form by regarding your last words which transformed someones last words into your first words..... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: I think that made sense, no? Anyhooo, to offer my sincere apologies, I hereby decorate you with your first gold cluster :warrior: to adorn your uniform, for simply being a great warrior on the fleets... :salute: so are we cool :cool: now? :D :LOL: will the gold cluster stay on your metal uniform securely, or do we have to weld it on???? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: kidding!
RacerX
November 6th, 2006, 11:24 AM
Kidding is something I understand well. but your apology is not required, you stated your opinion and I lashed back. It is I who should apologies to you, (but don't hold your breathe ;) ) .
If you are a "chameleon of the zodiac" blending in when you wish then we will bump heads again someday. not because i think your bad or good nor a matter of like or dislike. But it will be do to something that neither of us can control. You see I describe myself as a River with rich diversity. some waters run deep and calm, toss a pebble in and the ripples will carry far the disruption. others are shallow & swift , these are were most play because they feel safe. And I could go on for a while explaining in detail, but the point is. As a "chameleon" you would have to change more than your surface to blend in with the "river", for it reflects back what it see's. what color would you choose ? trust me I would love to see you mimic your reflection, but I would be far more impressed to see you discover the correct answer. only then can one see beyond the surface and understand what lies beneath.
we can weld the Gold Cluster to one of my fingers, that way it looks like a ring :cool: and yes we are cooler than 2 penguins in a deep freezer if you don't mind setting in the dark with me :cylon: i'll keep the red light on for you.
evil_genius_180
November 6th, 2006, 09:43 PM
You guys, he said write a sentence, not a book.
Sarika
November 6th, 2006, 11:16 PM
Book me, charge me, and throw me in the Brig, for being a deeper person, evil genius, if you will...and while you're at it...you can sit down and join RacerX and I, in writng your life story too... :LOL: :D
Lyra
November 9th, 2006, 09:23 PM
too much of a good thing is always essential...!!!!! :LOL: :D
RacerX
November 9th, 2006, 10:54 PM
essential fact :
Man with short post, can't go deep. :D
:devil: :naughty:
Sarika
November 11th, 2006, 09:26 PM
Deep space objects are the most fascinating things to look at.
CaptainTux
November 15th, 2006, 08:56 AM
At the end of the day, it is all about silly putty.
Dawg
November 15th, 2006, 09:59 AM
'Putty in her hands' equals virtual emasculation.
CaptainTux
November 15th, 2006, 02:44 PM
Emasculation is not funny unless it is someone I do not like.
Gravitas
November 16th, 2006, 06:29 AM
Like it or not, I'm back.
CaptainTux
November 16th, 2006, 03:26 PM
Back from whence you came?
Gravitas
November 16th, 2006, 04:35 PM
Came the dawn.
Sarika
November 16th, 2006, 06:45 PM
Dawn til dusk, it's all same old, same old. Tux, did you shoot down Cy no 13? I haven't seen him lurking about for some time either...hmmmm ;)
CaptainTux
November 17th, 2006, 07:04 AM
hmmmmm, I cannot shoot what does not exist in the original series. ;)
Lyra
November 17th, 2006, 11:04 PM
series of episodes in my favourite order is how I like to watch them
CaptainTux
November 18th, 2006, 02:43 PM
Them Duke boys made some pretty good tv shows for rednecks.
http://www.generalcarbuncle.com/gifs/pic_genlee.jpg
amberstar
November 18th, 2006, 03:56 PM
Rednecks or should I say redneck jokes made Foxworthy famous.
evil_genius_180
November 19th, 2006, 02:28 PM
Famous people are often revered by the so-called "normal" people, though some of them don't deserve the adoration of the masses.
CaptainTux
November 20th, 2006, 06:35 PM
Masses of villagers are storming the castle!
Dawg
November 20th, 2006, 07:30 PM
Castle: that's what a man's home is, so he should be allowed to defend it, and he should be applauded for doing so rather than villified.
CaptainTux
November 20th, 2006, 08:08 PM
Vilified nut jobs like to own pet typewriters named Doob.
Dawg
November 20th, 2006, 08:21 PM
Doob - be - doob - be - doo.
CaptainTux
November 20th, 2006, 08:36 PM
Doo doo is another way to say ka ka.
evil_genius_180
November 20th, 2006, 08:40 PM
Ka ka on the sidewalk is something that will make one watch one's step.
CaptainTux
November 21st, 2006, 06:04 AM
Step into my parlor.
evil_genius_180
November 21st, 2006, 01:59 PM
Parlor tricks are not welcome on this forum.
CaptainTux
November 21st, 2006, 02:58 PM
Forum rules and community standards do not seem to be firm on your supposition.
Cylon Number 13
November 21st, 2006, 10:19 PM
Dawn til dusk, it's all same old, same old. Tux, did you shoot down Cy no 13? I haven't seen him lurking about for some time either...hmmmm ;)
Supposition, milady. Pure supposition. The reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I was just on a long range patrol, and have just gotten back.
Sarika
November 22nd, 2006, 12:05 AM
Back on the Galactica....well, well....well...long range patrol, huh? :/:
Where did you go ? to a parallel universe?? :D
CaptainTux
November 22nd, 2006, 07:49 PM
Universe full of poo would be a bad thing.
Sarika
November 23rd, 2006, 11:05 PM
Thing is....why does a sleeping giant never get woken up when we're all shouting for it to? :...: :( I want CONTINUENCE!!!!!!!!! :cry:
doc834
November 24th, 2006, 05:53 AM
Continuance granted; Court will reconvene on a later date.
CaptainTux
November 24th, 2006, 01:08 PM
Date me until you fall in love with me.
Dawg
November 24th, 2006, 01:46 PM
Me Tarzan, you some funny looking guy in suspenders and a gun.
CaptainTux
November 24th, 2006, 02:22 PM
Gun and suspenders have changed and though I may be funny looking, the woman is hot.
Lyra
November 25th, 2006, 12:00 AM
hot chocolate is lurvely on a cold night.....and a cute avatar doesn't go astray either... :LOL:
CBSG4ever
November 25th, 2006, 12:52 AM
Either one of you two Warriors seen a Cylon around here....wearing a diaper? :LOL:
CaptainTux
November 25th, 2006, 01:18 AM
Diaper wearing cylons have issues with personal hygiene.
Lyra
November 26th, 2006, 09:36 PM
hygiene? I think he needs to go back and learn potty training :LOL:
Sarika
November 27th, 2006, 12:10 AM
Training as a young ensign is tough, but trés fun on the Callisto! ;)
Cylon Number 13
November 28th, 2006, 08:53 PM
Callisto was the leader of the Morlocks, until she lost the position to Storm.
Lyra
November 28th, 2006, 11:24 PM
Storm on the sun, can cause many electronic disruptions on the thirteenth colony...
evil_genius_180
November 29th, 2006, 01:13 AM
Colony after colony was destroyed in the brutal Cylon assault.
CaptainTux
November 30th, 2006, 09:17 PM
Assault and battery charges were dropped 12 years ago much to the dismay of others.
Lyra
December 1st, 2006, 11:19 PM
Others are simply ones who are not with one's original belonging, but rather pertaining to something else..... :wtf:
(I dunno...don't ask me what I just wrote...Captain Tux you didn't exacly leave a very versatile last word.... :/: )
CaptainTux
December 1st, 2006, 11:44 PM
Else is a keyword in the Java programming language used to execute a block of statements in the case that the test condition with the "if" keyword evaluates to false. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Gravitas
December 4th, 2006, 04:08 PM
False statements have been said about my client.
CaptainTux
December 6th, 2006, 01:47 PM
Client confidentiality is beautiful!
Gravitas
December 6th, 2006, 04:48 PM
Beautiful people get big heads.
CaptainTux
December 7th, 2006, 03:01 PM
Heads is not plural for...um...never mind.
Dawg
December 7th, 2006, 03:07 PM
Mind the mines.
Gravitas
December 7th, 2006, 07:09 PM
Mines are terrible things to waste.
CBSG4ever
December 7th, 2006, 08:03 PM
Waste not, want not.
CaptainTux
December 8th, 2006, 11:49 AM
Not with my daughter!
Sarika
December 8th, 2006, 11:53 PM
Daughter of a lord of Kobol would be indeed a goddess.....
amberstar
December 9th, 2006, 05:46 AM
Goddess of love was always my favorite!
CaptainTux
December 9th, 2006, 11:37 AM
Favorite color of mine may also be liked by Sarika or others.
Sarika
December 9th, 2006, 10:19 PM
Others or mine...my favoutrite colour is Pink. I also like soft sea green and sky blue....what's your favoutrite hue, Captain Tux?
CaptainTux
December 10th, 2006, 07:04 PM
Captain Tux is a big fan of burgundy and hunter green as long as they are not together.
Sarika
December 12th, 2006, 06:42 PM
Together burgundy and hunter green are quite a nice match, as they are two striking colours, very nice indeed. But to each is their own. ;)
CaptainTux
December 12th, 2006, 07:04 PM
Indeed you should come over and help me coordinate my color patterns and I shall make you a london broil. :) :) :)
Dawg
December 12th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Broil steaks, fish, even some vegetables, as that is much healthier than frying.
Sarika
December 12th, 2006, 09:10 PM
Frying, I agree Dawg, is not so healthy, oh and BTW Tux, my last word was "Own", not "indeed".....picky, picky....But when do you want me to come over to help co-ordinate your amoir? And shall I bring wine to go with the London Broil?
I'll whip up a Créme Brulee, for desert if you like.... ;)
doc834
December 13th, 2006, 05:20 AM
Like, I don't know, Dude.
Gravitas
December 13th, 2006, 11:38 PM
Dude, you shouldn't call a lady a dude, it's just not cool.
doc834
December 15th, 2006, 10:05 AM
Cool, I that's a narly statement.
Cylon Number 13
December 16th, 2006, 04:42 PM
statement n. act of expressing in words; what is expressed; formal account of indebtedness.
Sarika
December 16th, 2006, 11:19 PM
indebtedness is not a princessely thing to get oneself into. :girl:
CaptainTux
December 17th, 2006, 01:27 PM
Into the world of debt on a thing we should all avoid.
Damocles
December 21st, 2006, 11:45 PM
Avoid free advice for it is worthless.
As always;
CBSG4ever
December 22nd, 2006, 05:03 AM
Worthless information is a waste of time and effort.
Damocles
December 22nd, 2006, 10:47 PM
Effort you waste, if you misdefine the objective.
as always;
Sarika
December 22nd, 2006, 11:49 PM
Objective opinions are helpful, if subjective advice doesn't assist the matter at hand.
Damocles
December 23rd, 2006, 12:30 AM
Hand me that big monkey wrench, this monkey needs fixing.
Sarika
December 23rd, 2006, 06:41 PM
Fixing a monkey can be a tricky business :D
Damocles
December 23rd, 2006, 06:54 PM
Business fixing monkeys is not so good, so I fix broken machines instead.
Sarika
December 23rd, 2006, 09:16 PM
Instead of talking about your monkey business, what kind of machines do you fix?
Damocles
December 24th, 2006, 02:15 AM
Instead of talking about your monkey business, what kind of machines do you fix?
Fix pumps. hydraulics, electrical motors, and your occasional steam, gasoline, or diesel engine. Depends on what was broken when I get there.
Monkey business is how it is usually explained that it was broken in the first place.
I prefer the clear operator head space hypothesis, myself.
As always;
Sarika
December 25th, 2006, 10:59 PM
Myself, personally speaking, opts for the head space technique in extracting the essential perfume oils from rare and endangered flowers.
Damocles
December 26th, 2006, 10:23 AM
Flowers for Algernon from Flowers "R" Us(TM). Sorry about your monkey. Didn't see him when I backed up. Sign here, please?
Sarika
December 26th, 2006, 10:08 PM
please don't run over my monkey again. :D
Damocles
December 26th, 2006, 10:10 PM
Again I say, once more into the breech dear friends! Neither flowers nor monkeys shall keep us from our appointed destiny!
Sarika
December 28th, 2006, 12:37 AM
Destiny calls, I have a date with a handsome monkey.... :LOL: and he's bringing me flowers, and a bottle of French wine from the Loire Valley..... :D
Sarika
December 11th, 2007, 11:38 PM
Apart from all that, who's stolen my mistletoe? :wtf:
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa185/princesssarika/_mistletoe__by_darkmoon3636.gif
Damocles
December 12th, 2007, 04:03 AM
Mistletoe is a weird plant.
D.
Sarika
December 12th, 2007, 08:31 PM
Plant vapour is jushhh grh-eat to inhale...(whoo-hoo!! :rotf: )
(hey istha room shpinning rite now??? :wtf: )
Damocles
December 13th, 2007, 04:07 AM
Now repeat after me.
To win against Tin you can be dizzy,
But against Earth Force, your brains
Must be sharp, clear, and busy.
Yet, you'll still lose.
TopGun
December 14th, 2007, 11:49 AM
loose sight of the target and you fry
Damocles
December 14th, 2007, 12:32 PM
Fry or toast?
Sarika
December 14th, 2007, 09:19 PM
Toast. Yes, I prefer toast, and tea in the morning.
Damocles
December 14th, 2007, 09:23 PM
Morning bell #3 will be poured.
Sarika
December 16th, 2007, 11:36 PM
Poured my Ambrosa all over my new dress you did, Damocles...Now where am I going to get it dry-cleaned this time of the light cycle?
Damocles
June 20th, 2008, 07:01 PM
Ago is not a word I use much.
Kronus
June 23rd, 2008, 12:44 PM
Much of what is known about the thirteenth colony is obscure at best.
Kronus
June 26th, 2008, 02:53 PM
Much of what is known about the thirteenth colony is obscure at best.
Damocles
June 26th, 2008, 06:08 PM
Best source of the Thirteenth Colony is the Earth Force data base.
Kronus
June 30th, 2008, 08:58 AM
Base is a place where one can face other challenges to chase.
Athene
June 30th, 2008, 11:06 AM
chase is what the cylons did to the last survivours of the twelve colonies
Damocles
July 1st, 2008, 07:01 AM
Colonies the Earth Alliance is settling.... Ikar, Markab, Hyach Nim. They go extinct, we set up housekeeping.
Kronus
July 1st, 2008, 09:07 AM
Housekeeping is for hU'mans and servents.
Athene
July 1st, 2008, 09:34 AM
servants are needed to help all the warriors here
Cylon Number 13
July 1st, 2008, 08:54 PM
Here is to all the brave warriors who risk their lives in the fight against the Cylons each and every day. :beer: Cheers!!!
Damocles
July 2nd, 2008, 04:11 AM
Day in day out, the boredom never ends, until it comes time to pour the metal. Then it gets exciting!
Kronus
July 9th, 2008, 09:22 AM
Exciting is when you have a cylon in your crosshairs and light their tails on fire!
Damocles
July 9th, 2008, 10:14 AM
Fire on a Cylon and you toast a toaster.
Kronus
July 9th, 2008, 02:47 PM
Toaster is singular for one cylon.
Damocles
July 9th, 2008, 03:09 PM
Cylon + psychiatrist= Cyloon.
Kronus
July 9th, 2008, 09:24 PM
Cyloon makes me think of cartoon.
Cylon Number 13
July 10th, 2008, 11:10 PM
Cartoon Cylons would be very animated. :LOL:
Sarika
July 11th, 2008, 12:58 AM
animated daggits are twice as cute:muffit::muffit:
Damocles
July 11th, 2008, 05:43 AM
Cute gets cooked. ZZZZAAAAAPPPP!
Kronus
July 11th, 2008, 08:42 AM
(Just incase you would prefer me to go with ZAP as the last word)ZZZZAAAAAPPPP! Cooked meat is a waste!
Or
Cooked meat is a waste!
Damocles
July 11th, 2008, 02:35 PM
"Waste not want not. Come here Klunkhead!" Max.
Kronus
July 14th, 2008, 09:41 AM
Max said, "Come here Klunkhead!" I then called for my Psi-Corp friend and she stepped out...along with Bob's cousin Jeff.
Kronus
July 17th, 2008, 07:25 AM
Jeff and Talia both worked together and caused Max to take off for a while.
Sarika
July 17th, 2008, 09:11 PM
While the Daggits stood guard on the edge of the warrior's camp for the night, Centurians plotted to take over the Colonial's spare oil cans, and viper spare parts....:D:LOL:
Damocles
July 18th, 2008, 04:42 AM
Parts are what are left after a former CNN reporter tangled with Max.
Kronus
July 18th, 2008, 12:37 PM
Max kicks butt. Now we are working on refitting our vipers for an upcoming mission.
GDafi
July 18th, 2008, 08:36 PM
Mission Impossible would be better without Tom Cruise
Sarika
July 18th, 2008, 09:03 PM
Cruise scheduled at 16:00 centares on the Bella Luna Starliner, don't forget your toothbrush!:D
Damocles
July 19th, 2008, 07:51 AM
Toothbrush+sandpaper=polished clapper.
GDafi
July 19th, 2008, 07:39 PM
Clapper was the seldom used nickname of Thomas Crapper, the inventor of the modern water closet
Kronus
July 21st, 2008, 12:19 PM
Closet, a storage area where I keep my gear and clothes.
Damocles
July 22nd, 2008, 05:19 AM
Clothes make the Klunkhead.
Kronus
July 23rd, 2008, 08:36 AM
Klunkhead is a nick name Damocles calls me.
Cylon Number 13
July 25th, 2008, 04:10 PM
Me, myself, and I makes three. :D
Damocles
July 25th, 2008, 06:23 PM
Three follows two.
Kronus
July 25th, 2008, 06:51 PM
(Had to keep it somewhat cryptic...)
Two is what a human has but three is what a Klingon has.
Damocles
July 25th, 2008, 07:10 PM
Has a KLunkhead three slices short of a full loaf of bread?
GDafi
July 26th, 2008, 12:08 PM
Bread, Mogh's mouldy cheese and Klingon BloodWine is the best way to relax after a hard day protecting family and the Emporer
Athene
July 27th, 2008, 09:29 AM
Emperor of the Cylons is what Baltar wanted to be, but Adama stopped him
GDafi
July 27th, 2008, 12:00 PM
Him, was the name of the Sagitarrian who had befriended Baltar when he first realized that he was an evil genius
Athene
July 27th, 2008, 12:05 PM
genius is what Warrior is to keep the Colonial Fleets forums up and running :D
Damocles
August 5th, 2008, 01:03 PM
Running ater is a luxury when you don't have any!:cry:
Sarika
August 25th, 2008, 09:31 PM
Any what? No of course i don't want any fried beaver on the side with my Ovian!
Kronus
August 27th, 2008, 06:35 AM
Ovian! Are you flirting again?
Cylon Number 13
August 27th, 2008, 03:55 PM
Again and again I can die. For I am humanocylon Number Thirteen.
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