The Last Word Becomes the First Word

[unowhoandwhy]

You know what? I don't. I am almost never home, these days.

[Archangel]

days are getting longer.

[unowhoandwhy]

Longer and longer, but still too cold in my neck of the woods!

[Excalibur]

Woods cover much of our property.

[ojai22]

Property is a funny word, like buttocks.

[Gravitas]

Buttocks probably comes from the Old English word Buttuc which ment the end, or a short piece of land

[Archangel]

Land-Ho! We have the lost island of the amazon women in sight! :drool:

[Excalibur]

Sight is something we take for granted.

[braxiss]

granted you could do it that way, but why would you want to?

[unowhoandwhy]

"To be or not to be..." that is over-quoted.

[Excalibur]

Over-quoted sayings get used a lot. :wtf:

[braxiss]

lot of crap floating around

[Excalibur]

Around this neck of the woods, we are supposed to get some snow tonight.

[Newton]

Tonight I saw a good episode of Battle star galactica

[Excalibur]

Galactica is a cool ship. I'll take two!

[Newton]

two cylons down 400 million to go

http://www.patrickdavie.com/xenu/33/bscap079.jpg

[ojai22]

Go forth and conquer worlds, but start with yourself.

[Excalibur]

Yourself? I'm supposed to start a sentence with "yourself!" :D

[braxiss]

yourself is one of the easiest ways to start with, if you want difficult try the word "neoteny"

[Excalibur]

Neoteny is something I am having a hard time grasping.


ne·ot·e·ny (n-tn-)
n.

The attainment of sexual maturity by an organism still in its larval stage.

Even after I have read the definition, I don't quite get it. OK, I get it, but... :wtf:

[Newton]

BUT we must go on, so continue

[Excalibur]

Continue as you were.

[Newton]

were kinda sounds like where, and I'm bored of talking so lets kill some cylon ass

[Excalibur]

Ass! Kicking it is fine, making me start a sentence with it is just wrong. :D

[Gravitas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/Nerd_Alert/08ebed85.jpg
(Online Etymology Dictionary (http://www.etymonline.com/))

[Newton]

dictionary or 1732? which one is it?

[Excalibur]

It wasn't clear to me either.

[Newton]

either we're stupid or your stupid, lets vote, majority rules

[Excalibur]

Rules are made to be broken.

[Gravitas]

dictionary or 1732? which one is it?
(Well, seeing as how Dictionary was the last word and that I underlined it for a purpose, it was Dictionary.
Now on to the new word.)

Broken bones take time to heal.

[unowhoandwhy]

Heal, thyself, physician!

[Excalibur]

Physician Phil Fights for Family Fortune!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

[Newton]

Fortune and glory, fortune and glory

[Excalibur]

"Glory" was a good film.

[Gravitas]

Film cameras are getting replaced by digital ones.

[unowhoandwhy]

One's own heart is what you should listen to most.

[Archangel]

most of the time, I have no idea what I'm thinking. :D

[Newton]

thinking in combat often results in hesitation

[Excalibur]

Hesitation can be costly, but there is no need to rush through life either.

[Newton]

either take chances or die in regret

[nextceo]

regret is not a word in my vocabulary.

[Gravitas]

Vocabulary, how am I supposed to start a sentance with that?

[Newton]

thats up to you

[Gravitas]

You are correct sir.

[Excalibur]

Sir Laughs-alot thinks you are funny.


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[Gravitas]

Funny like a Clown, or funny like a snake wearing Pajamas?

[Archangel]

Pajamas gotta be the most uncomfortable things ever created by man.

[onepath]

man its raining cats and dogs in the desert!!

[Archangel]

desert is no place for rain. :P:

[onepath]

rain,rain,rain,rain,rain,rain,rain,rain,rain,rain,rain,rain, yoinks!!

[Archangel]

Yoinks? isn't that something that Shaggy says on Scooby-Doo? Oh, wait, that was Zoiks. :D

[Newton]

zoiks, i thought i just said ginkeys

[Archangel]

ginkeys is an interesting word. Would you care to eaborate on the word's origin? :D

[Excalibur]

Origin of this thread, was all the way back on August 3rd, 2003 at 23:37pm, and seems to be ageing well.

[Archangel]

Well, that was a nice dodge. :thumbsup: :D

[Excalibur]

Dodge this!

[Archangel]

this is interesting

[Excalibur]

Interesting doesn't even begin to cover it.

[Gravitas]

It came upon a midnight clear.

[Newton]

clear sir, the radar is clear, no cylons detected

[Excalibur]

Detected by the dradis, Cylons are. :D

[Newton]

are you sure? boomer said radar but she might be mistaken

[Excalibur]

Mistaken identity.

[Gravitas]

Identity theft is illegal.

[Excalibur]

Illegal aliens come from Mars all the time!
:alien: :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien:

[Gravitas]

Time flys when you're having fun.

[Excalibur]

Fun time is over! :LOL:

[Newton]

over the hill and to the stargate

[Excalibur]

Stargate SG-1 is one of the best shows on TV today!!! :stargate:

[Newton]

today is a good day to die
- worf star trek

[Gravitas]

"Trek Wars" was a good show, wait no that was called "Tek Wars", my bad.

[Excalibur]

Bad writing will kill a show, faster then you can say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

[Gravitas]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is an impossible word to start a sentance with.
Are you trying to kill the thread?

[Excalibur]

Thread your way through it, any way you can. :D

[Newton]

can we get back on task?

[Excalibur]

Task master has spoken! :D

[Gravitas]

Spoken like a real hero.

[Excalibur]

Hero or not, what's with the tights and cape? :wtf:

[Newton]

cape horn has some seriously rough seas

[Gravitas]

Seas are relatively large bodies of salt water completely or partially enclosed by land.

[Newton]

landing, ok nuggets if you foul this up and they'll be hosing you outta the cockpit

[Excalibur]

Cockpit built for two. :D

[Newton]

two birds to kill one stone, or was it the other way around?

[Excalibur]

Around and around we go!

[Gravitas]

Go! was a stupid movie.

[Excalibur]

Movie critics, most of the time, wouldn't know a good film, if it walked up and slapped them in the face! :wtf:

[Gravitas]

Face played the original Starbuck.

[Excalibur]

Starbuck. Why does that name make me think of coffee? :LOL:

[Excalibur]

Coffee is an aquired taste.

[Newton]

taste my wraith you cylon scum!

[Dawg]

Scum! SCUM! All over my bathtub.....

(Newton - "taste my wraith???" You mean, "wrath", don't you? Please?)

[Excalibur]

Bathtub accidents can be fatal. :wtf:

[Newton]

fatal mistake, I meant wrath, when i writing that I was also watching a stargate atlantis episode

[Excalibur]

Episode after episode, I can stay up all night watching show DVD's like Stargate SG-1, MacGyver, and Firefly.

[Newton]

firefly whats that?

[Excalibur]

That, Firefly, is a great sci-fi show, that saddley wasn't given a chance by a network, who believes more in the most Inane, and down right stupid "reality" TV shows, they can get their hands on.

Anyway! How do these brain dead executives get put in charge of networks. :wtf:

[shiningstar]

On to the fleets.

[Excalibur]

Fleets of ships couldn't pull me away.

[shiningstar]

Away from me ..........How sweet :P:

[Excalibur]

Sweet tooth always finds sugar. :D

[shiningstar]

Sugar is what I like :D

[Excalibur]

Like it or lump it. :eek:

[Gravitas]

It is hard to think of a sentence that begins with "It".
Look I did it.
Isn't that swell.

[shiningstar]

It has been fun.

Swell, what a word.

[Excalibur]

Word games can really mess with your head.

[Gravitas]

Head of the Class

[Archangel]

Class issues have always caused major problems.

[shiningstar]

Problems is what I have now :P:

[Excalibur]

Now we get to the heart of the matter! :D

[Excalibur]

Matter of fact, or as a matter of fact, if you prefer. We have quite a nice community here. :thumbsup:

[Gravitas]

Here and now it is seven past eight and I haven't been to bed yet.

[Excalibur]

Yet here I am!

[Newton]

am is a pretty hard word to start with, maybe you should try bogus.

[Excalibur]

Bogus always reminds me of "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey."

[Rowan]

Journey: a rock and roll band from the 70's

[Excalibur]

70's was a good decade if I do say so myself.

[Rowan]

myself ...well I would have to agree with you!

[Excalibur]

You are on a roll!

[Rowan]

roll with the punches I say ;)

[Excalibur]

Say it aint so!

[Rowan]

So what if it is?;)

[Excalibur]

Is it just me, or is it February already?

[Rowan]

already one week into February

[Excalibur]

February comes before March.

[shiningstar]

March comes before April

[Rowan]

April is one of my favourite months!

[Excalibur]

Months number 12.

[shiningstar]

12 is NOT my favorite number

[Excalibur]

Number 6 more to your liking?

[shiningstar]

Liking, how am I supposed to start a sentence with THAT? :wtf:

[Excalibur]

That is a good question. Liking the word I was given better.

[shiningstar]

Better then my word?

[Excalibur]

Word after word, they just keep flowing out of my head.

[Rowan]

head: another word for bathroom ;)

[Excalibur]

Bathroom isn't a hard word, to start a sentence with, at all!

[Newton]

all the kings men couldn't put excalibur back together again ;)

[Excalibur]

Again, you slay me! With laughter, not death. Just want to be clear. :rotf:

[Helo]

Clear and still waters run deep.

[Excalibur]

Deep space offers a new frontier.

[Helo]

Frontier house, was a television show.

[Excalibur]

Show me the money!

[Helo]

Money? What's that? :wtf:

[Excalibur]

That is something that is gone, almost before you get it.

[Helo]

It is all coming back to me now. Green right, and shiny coins?

[Excalibur]

Coins! Explain to me, how Scrooge McDuck was able to swim through coins!

[Helo]

Coins huh? I guess what goes around comes around.

[Excalibur]

Show must go on!

[Gravitas]

On to the next thread for me.

[Excalibur]

Me and my shadow...

[Helo]

Shadow dancing was a maneuver they did on Babylon 5 once.

[Excalibur]

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away....

:viper2:

[Helo]

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed...

[Excalibur]

Bed bugs bite!

[Rowan]

bite me baby!! ;)

[Gravitas]

Baby food smells.

[Excalibur]

Smells can trigger memories!

[Newton]

memories can be good or bad

[Excalibur]

Bad apples can spoil the whole bunch!

[Helo]

Bunch of grapes.

[Excalibur]

Grapes of wrath

[Excalibur]

"Wrath of Kahn" was the title of a Star Trek movie.

[Rowan]

movie? can't say I've seen any recently...

[The 14th Colony]

Recently I' ve begun to notice that the old lady across the way has been watching me with her telescope.

[Excalibur]

Telescope. I had one as a kid, and crazy me, I ran around playing with it like it was a bazooka! :wtf:

[Archangel]

bazooka joe comics are fun to read. :D

[Rowan]

read them a lot I used to!

[Excalibur]

To get from point A to point B, try walking a straight line!

[Rowan]

Line 'em up I'll shoot 'em down!

[Excalibur]

Down by the old mill stream?

[Rowan]

stream: a small river

[Excalibur]

River Tam is a character from the short lived TV series, Firefly!

[Rowan]

Firefly what a positively great show!!

[Excalibur]

Show the love!

[Newton]

love song, pretty good song by marilyn manson

[Excalibur]

Manson family values? :wtf:

[Helo]

Values seemed to be a very important reason Bush got re-elected.

[Excalibur]

Re-elected to another term, sit back now, and watch them squirm. :D

[Gravitas]

Squirm like a worm on a hook.

[Rowan]

Hook was mean to Peter Pan!

[Excalibur]

Pan fried cat fish, is Enterprise's (NX-01) chief enginneer's, favorite meal.

[Helo]

Meal deals can be found on the menu.

[Excalibur]

Menu items offer a range of choices.

[Rowan]

choices confront us every day

[Gravitas]

Day light scares me, it burns!

[Rowan]

burns are what cause me the most pain

[Gravitas]

Pain is for the weak.

[Rowan]

weak I am not! ;)

[Gravitas]

Not to brag or anything...

[Rowan]

anything you say will be kept strictly confidential

[Gravitas]

Confidential records are off limits.

[Rowan]

limits are often imposed on kids by their parents

[Gravitas]

:P:
Parents often impose limits on their children.

[Rowan]

children can often be dissobedient!!

[Gravitas]

Dissobedient children should be spanked.

[Helo]

Spanked children can cry incessantly, driving the parent crazy.

[Excalibur]

Crazy like a fox!

[Gravitas]

Fox has jumped the shark with the simpsons.

[Excalibur]

Simpsons is still loved by many people.

[Helo]

People are on the move all the time.

[Rowan]

Time is of the essence

[Gravitas]

Essence sounds like a name of a shampoo.

[Helo]

Shampoo isn't something you would think the Cylons would need, until 6 came along. :D

[Gravitas]

Along came a spider.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/Nerd_Alert/Star%20Trek%20and%20Sci-Fi/CylonBedBug.jpg

[Helo]

Spider man 2 was a good movie.

[Gravitas]

Movie trivia is something I'm not good at.

[Helo]

At this rate you will be at your next Cylon kill in no time.

[Gravitas]

Time is on my side, yes it is.

[Helo]

Is it just me, or is it harder to start a sentience with the word "is" then I thought it was?

[Gravitas]

Was it your intention to end your sentence with "was" to make it harder for me to start a sentence?

[Newton]

sentence s suck! we don't give a frack!

[Gravitas]

Frack you and the Viper you rode in on.

[Newton]

on the yellow brick road.

[Rowan]

Road to Avonlea

[Excalibur]

Avonlea would look a little odd, if say Anne was walking down the road, when a Cylon came walking out of the woods. :Ncylon:

[Gravitas]

Woods cover most of our property, as Excaliber has mentioned a few times before.

[Excalibur]

Before I could finish this post, my cousin's daughter was dropping off girl scout cookies.

[Helo]

Cookies sound good right now!

[Excalibur]

Now I have to come up with something to say, that begins with the word, "NOW" and I'm having a hard time coming up with something.

[Gravitas]

Something I need to do is to get a job.

[Excalibur]

Job fairs are for students.

[Helo]

Students of life, are we all.

[Gravitas]

All is a name of a Laundry Detergent.

[Spike The Cylon]

Detergent makes your clothes really clean.

[Newton]

clean space. lets get back on topic, remember the cylons?

[Excalibur]

Cylons are cool! To bad they are evil!

[Newton]

evil yes but boomer is hot

[Excalibur]

Hot air ballons are cool! :wtf: :LOL:

[Rowan]

cool weather makes me wear more clothes

[Excalibur]

Clothes come in many prices, sizes, and styles. :wtf:

[Rowan]

styles for summer will soon be in the store.

[Excalibur]

Store hours may differ from one to another time zone.

[Rowan]

Zone out I do when teachers talk in a monotone voice.

[Excalibur]

Voice work, might be a fun job.

[Rowan]

Job hunting is what I am doing now.

[Excalibur]

Now we come to it at last!

[Rowan]

last but not least

[Excalibur]

Least you could do, is give me a better word to start with. :D

[Spike The Cylon]

With a lot of money, I'd have a lot of fun!

[Helo]

Fun facts can be fun! Like, did you know... An adult house mouse can fit through a hole in the wall that is only as big around as a penny? :wtf:

[Spike The Cylon]

Penny is the name of a woman I worked with a few years back.

[Excalibur]

Back to the future was a good, fun, movie.

[Rowan]

movie is something I love to watch!

[Spike The Cylon]

Watch the sun set at night.

[TopGun]

Night is the time when I sleep

[Spike The Cylon]

Sleep is something I have not been doing a lot of.

[TopGun]

Of this Thread, I can say Fun is Had :D

[Spike The Cylon]

Had I been born rich, I'd have a lot of money!

[TopGun]

Money is what I get for Working in a Shop :D

[Spike The Cylon]

Shop was one of the few classes I had trouble with.

[TopGun]

With or Wthout your Help, the Cylon Empire will Fall