The Last Word Becomes the First Word

[Sarika]

Thirteen Ovians and they still all taste the same...

[Kronus]

Same name but different avatar.

[GDafi]

Avatar is just a way of hiding in plain sight online

[Athene]

online is what I love to be doing

[shiningstar]

doing the good work of charity is what I love

[Athene]

love is what makes the world go 'round :love:

[shiningstar]

Round and Round I go

[Athene]

go is what I do in my viper

[shiningstar]

Viper, is the thing I see.

[Athene]

see or being able to see is crucial

[bsg1fan1975]

Crucial homework should be done first!

[Athene]

first thing I do in the morning is make breakfast ;)

[Kronus]

Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day!

[Sarika]

Day???:wtf:Is it day already?:blink: awwww, the party was just starting...:/:

[Kronus]

Starting can be just as much fun as finishing...:naughty:

[Sarika]

Finishing all but too soon again?:D:duck:

[Kronus]

Again we have come to this impass...make me a sandwich first. ;)

[Sarika]

First just let me get my fry pan....:D:LOL:

[Kronus]

Pan or no pan I will still need you to make me a sandwich if you want to continue...:naughty:

[monolith21]

Continue on this way and we'll all be hungry!

[Kronus]

:rotf:

Hungry? Well this hunger I have can only be satisfied by...(looking around the room and seeing my wife) uh, by my mate.

[Sarika]

Mate, I destest a man calling me , "mate" , and I only make sandwiches if you call me "M'lady"....protocol gentlemen, protocol...:D

[monolith21]

Protocol demands nourishment before pleasantries M'lady! The victuals however, are on me.

[Sarika]

Me? Make a sandwich??:wtf:I'm a Siress for Sagan's sake, not one of the galley cooks!:rolleyes:

[monolith21]

Cooks are quite appealing you know...just trying to help!

[Cylon Number 13]

Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!

[monolith21]

Up in the galley is where we shall meet,
for a fine bit of feasting and a wee bit of drink!
Good company abounds here, what more can one ask?
This fleet is quite cunning, so lets open a cask!

[Cylon Number 13]

Cask of ambrosia sounds nice right about now.

[Sarika]

Now I've heard it all! Wee, Monolith? That's what the turbo flush is for...:D:LOL:

[monolith21]

For all the stars in space, nor cubits in my bank, would I merely dream of my dear friend Sarika as anything less than a Siress!

[Athene]

Siress is a name for a female noble of the colonies and especially Siress Sarika! :D

[monolith21]

Sarika is indeed a noble woman in more ways than one, as are you Athene!

[Sarika]

Athene certainly is every bit noble, for she has learned well from my instructional periods in my Academie Galactique onboard the Corona, well done !

[monolith21]

Done skillfully, an instructional period is quite effective.

[Athene]

effective is what Starbuck was in gambling and with Athena :D

[monolith21]

Athena is well worth gambling for!

[Athene]

for ambrosa and mushies too! and of course Athena, as Starbuck would say ;)

[monolith21]

Say there Athene...I think you could be on to something! Up for a game of pyramid?

[Cylon Number 13]

Pyramid is the primary off-duty leisure activity aboard the Galactica. Another game that the crew likes to participate in is called Triad.

[monolith21]

Triad uniforms are a tad revealing wouldn't you say?

[Athene]

say what did you see that Cylon do?

[Gravitas]

Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

[conconcv66]

and what was you going to do with the marijuana?

[Gravitas]

Marijuana is also know as Skunk weed for a reason.

[conconcv66]

Reason is because it stinks!!

[monolith21]

Stinks indeed! It smells like body odor at best!

[conconcv66]

best weed usually stinks. no odor no buzz

[Gravitas]

Buzz Lightyear's short lived cereal was good.

[monolith21]

Good riddance to all that talk of lame smoking habits and hello to movie licensed cereal!

[Gravitas]

Cereal is eaten with water by John Tesh.

[monolith21]

Tesh is truly a man of odd taste.

[Gravitas]

Taste of a canape depends on the topping.

[conconcv66]

topping? ummmm what kind of sentence can I use that word in?

[Gravitas]

In a weird long one about topping off an ice cream sundae with chopped nuts.

[Damocles]

Nuts is what I've been for not checking in.

[monolith21]

In time we all come back around!

[Damocles]

Around is such a useful word.

[Athene]

word or words are what we use in sentences

[Damocles]

Sentences are not concepts.

[Aphrodite]

Concepts are not always great.

[Damocles]

Great is a word best used as a modifier.

[Kronus]

Modifier or modifiers all always changing things.

[Damocles]

Things from another world means that we get to meet, greet, and maybe defeat?

[Kronus]

Defeat is a possibility each and everytime you do battle.

[Damocles]

Battles fought when no battle need be is waste.

[Kronus]

Waste is when one is given the chance for battle and one does not take it.

[Damocles]

Itis a state of thing, self is a state of Me.

[Kronus]

Me is another word for "I" when refering to myself.

[Damocles]

Myself is a clumsy word.

[Athene]

word or words are often used when speaking

[Damocles]

Speaking I don't do well. I rather do.

[Cylon Number 13]

Do or do not. There is no try.

[Damocles]

Try and fail is the first step to succeed.

[Athene]

succeed is a word that all the warriors use

[Damocles]

Use brains over force and you won't be a Klingon.

What do you mean, Klingon?

You know, the bits of you that cling on everything including the walls after you explode.

[Cylon Number 13]

Explode all over the place and they will have one heck of a mess to clean up.

[Damocles]

Up, up and, er that is copyrighted isn't it?

[Athene]

It is a character from the Adams Family... :D

[Damocles]

Family is a group you sometimes want to run away from.

[Cylon Number 13]

From one warrior to another.

[Damocles]

Another warrior to educate in teamwork?

[Athene]

teamwork is very important

[Damocles]

Important to remember to close the fuel flow valve when you have a warp core breach in progress.

[Athene]

Progress is something worth achieving and what the surviours did in order to find Earth...

[Damocles]

Earth is moving slowly away from the sun. In about a billion years it will be too cold to sustain life.

[Athene]

Life here began out there somewhere beyond the heavens with tribes of humans...

[Damocles]

Humans are curious animals.

[Cylon Number 13]

Animals unlike humans can't reason.

[Damocles]

Reason is a quality that a lot of Human beings lack.

[Cylon Number 13]

Lack of fuel can be a serious problem on a long range patrol.

[Damocles]

Patrol craft used by the EA don't have that problem.

[Kronus]

Problem is as problem does...

[Damocles]

Does a problem exist.

[Athene]

exist is what humans like to do best

[Damocles]

Best man at wedding likes to drop 200 pound bells.......

[Kronus]

Bells are one of Damocles' specialties in casting.

[Damocles]

Casting is what I usually wind up wearing after a casting a bell.:rotf:

[Dawg]

"Bell the cat" is something you can do to protect avian visitors to your home.

[Athene]

home is where the heart is :)

[Damocles]

Is Fred still after you?

[Athene]

you know that Colonial Fleets is one of the best sites on the internet and is a lot of fun :salute:

[Damocles]

Fun is what I like to have with a running gag.

[Athene]

Gag is what the officers pulled at Adama's natal day party. :D

[Sarika]

party ? where? She said PARTY everyone! Let's bring out the victuals!!!:rotf:

[shiningstar]

Victuals? What does that mean exactly?

[Lyra]

exactly the word "victuals" means food, drink, provisions...does that help?

[ulimann644]

Help is needed to find a way out of this planetary nebula

[Sarika]

Nebula Nova's are my favourite drink, why how kind of you to offer to buy me one!(:D)

[Kronus]

One is the loneliest number.

[Sarika]

Number five is alive.....(:D)

[Kronus]

Alive, it's alive! Now what do I do with it?

[ulimann644]

It began somewhere - far outside - between the stars.

[winterrose]

Stars are in the night sky.

[monolith21]

Sky blue is an inferior colour to cobalt blue if you ask me.

[Kronus]

Singing:
Me.....and my shaaaaaadow...strolling down the avenue.

[Damocles]

Avenue of idioms......write or wrong, grammar is grammar.

[Senmut]

Grammer is the bane of the careless.

[Kronus]

Careless actions can get you or someone else hurt.

[monolith21]

Hurt by his cruel intentions, she turned to the only option she had left...

[Damocles]

Left my brains in my hip pocket.

[Kronus]

Pocket Aces...nice!

[Damocles]

Nice is not the word I would use to descrobe skunk odor.

[monolith21]

Odor is an unfortunate side effect of an encounter with such a beast.

[Athene]

Beast is something that Muffit wasn't. :D

[Sarika]

Wasn't there an "Open -All- Night Scrap Metal and Spares" not far from here?

[Damocles]

Here there be toasters.

[Athene]

Toasters were thought by some of the Cylons to be their long lost relatives. :D

[Damocles]

Relatives are what you call family when they are far away. When they are close, you call them tax deductions. :D

[Athene]

Deductions are what Starbuck from other players got when he gambled ;)

[Damocles]

Gambled and lost my lunch.

[Athene]

Lunch is what Jolly meant to say not launch...the warriors sure got confused

[Sarika]

confused is what I've made someone.....really bad...

[Damocles]

Bad acting and Patrick Stewart are synonymous.

[Athene]

Synonyamous is a hard word to spell at times

[Damocles]

Times is a hard word to use.

[Sarika]

Use that spare piece of metal anyway you need to

[Damocles]

To be and not to bee, is a stinging question.

[Athene]

Question is something that was on the Cylon's forehead when they first encountered toaster ovens :D

[Damocles]

Ovens need cleaning after I cook.

[Athene]

cook is what the colonials didn't have to do too much since they found out drive thu on Earth :D

[Damocles]

Earth has more than just drive-thrus.

[Sarika]

thrus should be able to accomodate a Battlestar....then we'd call them fly-thrus...what do you think?

[Damocles]

Think? I think I will open a Battlestar-wash!

[Sarika]

wash and detail my viper too, Damocles....thanks, you're the best!

[ulimann644]

Best service is assured by the Battlestar-Wash-Team

[Damocles]

Team Galactica wants a battlestar washed? You know the drill. Self help us my motto: mops and buckets for everybody!

[Sarika]

Everybody Cha-cha!!!

[Damocles]

Cha cha right down the bucket line.

[winterrose]

Line is when someone draws it.

[Athene]

It came from another planet and ate all the mushies! :cry: :D

[ulimann644]

Mushies are out now...? :blink::/:

[Damocles]

Now is not the time to out anything.

[ulimann644]

Anything can happen at christmas eve

[Damocles]

Eve has no Adam.

[kitty]

Adam was busy with the apple.

[monolith21]

Apple makes some good stuff these days.

[Damocles]

Days NOT daze!

[monolith21]

Daze me once more with your cunning syntax Damocles, this day could use a bit of lively banter!

[ulimann644]

Banter isn´t a word that toasters can understand

[monolith21]

Understand or not, we will still daze them first and then blow them to smithereens!

[ulimann644]

Smithereens that we will hang into the christmas tree

[Damocles]

Trees and Odin are not what this day means to me. Merry Christmas and may your bells ring true. We need a lot more angels.

[kitty]

Angels can come in all different disguises!

[Lara]

disguises are what we all take on, some more, some less, when we play on line

[kitty]

Line up in an orderly fashion!

[Lara]

Fashion is a guilty pleasure for many people

[ulimann644]

People are people so why should it be

[Damocles]

Be nice.

[ulimann644]

Nice to be here again

[unowhoandwhy]

Again with the mocking?

[kitty]

mocking us again can be rather wearing, maybe its time for a new hobby.

[Kronus]

Hobby or did you say mobby? Not sure what you quite said with all that meowing.

[ulimann644]

meowing isn´t a word I guess

[Damocles]

Guess?, actually no. "Meowing" is the gerund form of the verb "to meow".

[Lara]

meow, meow, meow.. certainly my cat uses it to get his point across

[kitty]

Across space and time, this little kitty will be at the ready!

[Damocles]

Ready or not, we need to act.

[AJMarks]

Act now, sales are going fast!

[Damocles]

Fast is the Viper, but the Starfury is the harder hitter.

[Sarika]

hitter, may be the term you use for your Starfury, but I leave you eating my vapour trail when I pass by in my viper...

[shiningstar]

Viper was her name, yet she preferred being called Hey YOU instead

[bsg1fan1975]

Instead of cake, let the kiddies have ice cream for a snack.

[Damocles]

Snack on an apple.

[bsg1fan1975]

Apple served hot with ice cream is awesome!

[winterrose]

Awesome is finally getting your vacation.

[Damocles]

Vacation is what I wish I could take!

[Sarika]

Take one of these twice a day and you'll feel like you've left the planet.:D

[Athene]

Planet Earth is one of the nicest planets to be on and is blue and pretty. :girl:

[Damocles]

Pretty is not what I use when I mean very.

[Cylon Number 13]

Very interesting.

[Athene]

Interesting is what Starbuck thought of finding out how to make home made quality ambrosia to drink ;)

[Cylon Number 13]

Drink too much ambrosia and you'll feel like your head is being trampled on by a thousand daggots!

[Sarika]

Daggots...H-mm...try a thousand crawlons in your quarters...oh don't worry, I never harm the little beggers...I employ the Crawlon re-location programme.(;))

[Cylon Number 13]

Programme a Cylon to be your friend, and then take him out partying.;)

[Sarika]

partying is what we do best, besides emptying vintage Ambrosia bottles...*hic*..but that's what Ambrosia is for , right?

[Cylon Number 13]

Right after we *hic* empty the last bottle of ambrosia *hic*, I'm going to march right up to the bridge *hic* and tell Colonel Tigh...

*falls on face*

(BTW, Tigh is the last word of my sentence)

[Sarika]

(she steps over Cy and staggers up for Cy and says to the Colonel)

Tigh...*hic*...Yooo got some ehxplainin' to do...




(the room begins to spin)

[Cylon Number 13]

Do you know the kind of trouble you could get into if Adama saw you like this?

[Sarika]

This? Nahhhhh...He's used to seeing me like this more often than not...:D

[Athene]

Not knowing what Sarika was going to do next ;) was driving Athene crazy :D

[Cylon Number 13]

Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue.

[Sarika]

Blue in the hue of the sky is Serina's best colour....which reminds me, I have got to make my Serina dress one day soon!:blush:

[Cylon Number 13]

Soon is spoon with the p missing.

[monolith21]

Missing another chance to post in this thread would be a crime!

[Cylon Number 13]

Crime is defined as "an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act".

[Damocles]

Act on your feelings and suffer the consequences.

[monolith21]

Consequences teach just as much as any victory or defeat.

[Sarika]

Defeat is not enough...To conquer is my goal, and then world domination is my next agenda, whilst wearing my killer boots, and my favourite shade of lipstick...(:D)

[Cylon Number 13]

Lipstick, milady, is also called lip rouge.

[bsg1fan1975]

Rouge is the French word for Red I believe.

[Cylon Number 13]

Believe in the power of love!

[winterrose]

Love is all we really have in this world of hate.

[Cylon Number 13]

Hate is defined as "a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action".

[bsg1fan1975]

Action causes a wide range of reactions

[winterrose]

Action causes a wide range of reactions

Reactions can cause a chain of events that can lead to the end of the world!

[bsg1fan1975]

World politics really bore me!

[Sarika]

Me and my air head...i forgot to jam our homing signal again, so prepare for any cylons that might penetrate our fleet boundries!

[Senmut]

Boundaries are often for the limited.

[Cylon Number 13]

Limited fuel makes for a very short patrol.

[Lara]

Patrol is necessary for the defence of the fleet

[Cylon Number 13]

Fleet defense is vital, so we must keep our Vipers in top-notch condition.

[Lara]

Condition Red!! Scramble all pilots!!

[Cylon Number 13]

Pilots who drink too much ambrosia before patrol might find themselves sitting in the brig instead of the cockpit of their Vipers.

[Dawg]

Vipers are not just speedy snakes.

[Athene]

Snakes aren't always poisonous but they sure bite you!

[Senmut]

You say the venomoust things, ya know?

[bsg1fan1975]

Know? What does anyone know about conjugating Spanish verbs?

[Cylon Number 13]

Verbs are words that characteristically are the grammatical center of a predicate and express an act, occurrence, or mode of being, that in various languages is inflected for agreement with the subject, for tense, for voice, for mood, or for aspect, and that typically has rather full descriptive meaning and characterizing quality.

[Sarika]

Quality of a gourmet mushie is paramount to the enjoyment of an accompanying glass of fine Ambrosia.

[bsg1fan1975]

Ambrosia is he nectar of the gods!

[Cylon Number 13]

Gods and Goddesses were abundant in ancient times, mythologically speaking.

[bsg1fan1975]

Speaking wisely takes lots of thought and careful planning.

[Cylon Number 13]

Planning an attack instead of going in blindly is a wise move!

[bsg1fan1975]

Move the fan closer to me its hot in here!

[Senmut]

Here we see what your fan club is made of.

[bsg1fan1975]

Of course you can have some more cake.

[Senmut]

"Cake? No, Boxey. We're discussing the ratio of pi!"

[bsg1fan1975]

Pi? No I want cake on my birthday!

[Senmut]

"Birthday? Well we don't want to muff it, this yahren!"

[ojai22]

Yahrens come, yahrens go, tempus fugit.

[bsg1fan1975]

Fugit? What kind of a word is that?

[ojai22]

That is a word that flies in the face of time.

[bsg1fan1975]

Time flies and bees like honey.

[ojai22]

Honey is sweet and so is sugar.

[bsg1fan1975]

Sugar makes my coffee too sweet.

[ojai22]

Sweet and sour pickles are great on picnics.

[bsg1fan1975]

Picnics would be fun without all the insects.

[The 14th Colony]

Insects are pests but they make the pesticide companies wealthy.

[Senmut]

Wealthy is a word for people who are not lacking in pecuniary robusticity.

[braxiss]

robusticity is to big of a word for my brain to comprehend