The Last Word Becomes the First Word

[kitty]

hurt is what I feel when someone tramples all over my heart

[bsg1fan1975]

heart- the organ that pumps blood in an animal

[kitty]

animal fur is so soft and always looks better on them than us.

[bsg1fan1975]

us, is a plural for we.

[kitty]

we can do anything if the motivation is right

[bsg1fan1975]

right I said not your left

[kitty]

left something unsaid, and I wish I had not.

[Rowan]

"not enjoyment and not sorrow is our destined end or way but to act that each tomorrow find us further than today"






(from "the psalm of life" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

[Rowan]

[kitty]

today is a good day to die

[Rowan]

DIE! you mother (bleep) ok I feel better now...

[kitty]

now, when I was a young girl, there was more respect for everyone.

[doc834]

Everyone must choose their own path.

[Muffit]

"(Now, listen carefully) : path: follow path; gate: open gate, through gate, close gate..."

Peter Falken, Wargames

[kitty]

gate way to heaven

[Crewmember]

heaven can wait

[unowhoandwhy]

Wait! Stop that train!

[Crewmember]

Train to be the best.

[unowhoandwhy]

Best, better, good.

[kitty]

good service can be hard to find

[unowhoandwhy]

Find new friends but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold.

[kitty]

gold always looks good on the ladies

[unowhoandwhy]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the President of the United States, the big schmuck.

[kitty]

schmuck is a word not really used much in Britain

[unowhoandwhy]

Britain is a lovely place to visit.

[Crewmember]

Visit whenever you want!

[unowhoandwhy]

Want to go to Britain at least once a year, do I.

[kitty]

I can stand, so therefore I am not drunk

[Crewmember]

Drunk all the coffee and the tea, too.

[unowhoandwhy]

Too bad Paris isn't as nice as I thought it would be.

[bsg1fan1975]

Be all you can be in the army!

[unowhoandwhy]

Army MP is what I was, such a silly girl I was then!

[bsg1fan1975]

then and now beats now and later!

[unowhoandwhy]

Later will be tomorrow and tomorrow is another day.

[kitty]

day and night.

[unowhoandwhy]

Night and day.

[bsg1fan1975]

day brings a new hope to lost souls

[unowhoandwhy]

Souls? Would that be old souls, new souls or shoe soles?

[bsg1fan1975]

soles get gum on them from sidewalks

[unowhoandwhy]

Sidewalks have cracks and don't step on cracks or you'll break your mother's back!

[bsg1fan1975]

back away from the tv your blocking my view of the battle

[Muffit]

Back is what I am.

Oops!

Battle is a good term for persuading your spouse to dance.

[bsg1fan1975]

am I glad to see you? Yes me is happy!

[Crewmember]

Am I my keeper's brother?

[bsg1fan1975]

brother or sister. Doesn't matter I have both!

[unowhoandwhy]

[bsg1fan1975]

Both sides of the stoey are so wrong.

[LadyImmortal]

No, but I'm my keeper's sister - damnit.

--Rhonda

[LadyImmortal]

Wait, that sounded wrong.

I am the keeper of my brother. There. That's better.

Oh, never mind! <G>

--Rhonda

[unowhoandwhy]

Dam, it is a device to keep water away from your house.

[Crewmember]

House of cards

[bsg1fan1975]

cards! What would you like to play!

[unowhoandwhy]

Cards come in many colors and sizes, just like people.


Oops, bsg was too fast!



Play? We don't need no...er

[kitty]

House, she shouted while playing bingo

[bsg1fan1975]

no I don't need any hearing aids!

[Crewmember]

aids for learning

[unowhoandwhy]

learning is what makes the world go around.

[kitty]

around we go again

[unowhoandwhy]

"Again," she said, with a grin.

[kitty]

grin that hides a hidden agenda.

[unowhoandwhy]

A Jen da help me would make two Jens.

[kitty]

Jens one of my friends.

[Muffit]

Friends don't let friends eat kimchee. :D

[unowhoandwhy]

Kimchee is rotten cabbage.

[Muffit]

Cabbage, especially Kimchee, stinks like heck when you put it in the microwave!

[kitty]

microwave meals are revolting.

[Bombadil]

Revolting and recharging do not mean the same thing.

[kitty]

Thing, is that the name of the hand in the Adams family?

[Bombadil]

Family values. . .Addams Family Values. . .yeah, Thing was the name of the hand.

[Rowan]

hand in hand my favorite way to walk

[braxiss]

:music: walk with the animals, talk to the animals :music:

[Muffit]

Animals are animated; plants are plantimated...

[Rowan]

plantimated is a made up word Muffit! you silly daggit!

[braxiss]

daggit, get out of my kitchen

[Muffit]

Kitchen means a cat who's bit**in' :D

[Rowan]

bit**in is how I would describe my boyfriend motorcycle! which I cannot wait to ride on this Sunday!!!

[braxiss]

:music: sunday, spread a little love around :music:

[Rowan]

around and around we go where it stops nobobdy knows

[Senmut]

"Knows nothing."

[kitty]

Nothing here other than the moths in my wallet.

[Rowan]

wallet! thank you Sorrell I forgot to add that to my list of things to get the zipper is broken...

[bsg1fan1975]

broken glass is hard to sweep up and throw away

[Rowan]

away with you!

[bsg1fan1975]

you are the reason I live anymore because my heart gave out yesterday

[Rowan]

yesterday all your troubles seemed so far away now it looks as though there here to stay oh you believe in yesterday...

[bsg1fan1975]

yesterday is but a memory

[kitty]

memory, mine is so good its photographic.

[unowhoandwhy]

Photographic evidence is the best kind for juries.

[Rowan]

juries decide peoples fate

[Muffit]

you are the reason I live anymore because my heart gave out yesterday
That's beautiful Bsg :)

[Muffit]

Fate does not decide what people force into being

[kitty]

being a carrot would be very boring.

[Bombadil]

Boring ever deeper to find the truth.

[kitty]

truth in what I say.

[Bombadil]

Say what??

[kitty]

what was that I saw just then?

[bsg1fan1975]

Then what do you want me to do with the thing that's glowing?

[Rowan]

Then and now...

[bsg1fan1975]

now where did I put that captured firefly?

[kitty]

Now that I have your attention, will you shut up!

[bsg1fan1975]

up or down and elevators goes, not side to side!

[Muffit]

Side, side, we always choose a side -- a nondescript position marked by an invisible, imaginary line.

[bsg1fan1975]

line the paper up in the printer properly so it won't come out crooked

[kitty]

crooked smile can be sexy.

[bsg1fan1975]

sexy legs are what men have

[Rowan]

have them too women do...

[Muffit]

:music: "Do, do, do bist im herzen do, mit bir im sihn..." :music: (sp?)


Oh wait, it's Du, Du...

And the chorus is just as literary..

:music: "Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja...." :music:

[unowhoandwhy]

Ja, ich bin gut. Und du?

[Rowan]

du calm tous le monde on va revenir a L'Anglais tous de suite!

[Rowan]

Ja, ich bin gut. Und du?

glad you are doing well, I'm ok thanks for asking!

[unowhoandwhy]

Suite of rooms for a week, please.

[Rowan]

please I'm begging you just one more time?

[unowhoandwhy]

Time flies when you're having fun.

[amberstar]

Fun is being here at Fleets!:)

[Rowan]

Fleets saved my sanity!

[unowhoandwhy]

Sanity is an overrated concept.

[braxiss]

concept can become reality

[unowhoandwhy]

Reality is also overrated.

[braxiss]

overrated? yea that's how i describe his acting

[unowhoandwhy]

Acting like you like it won't make it any more true.

[braxiss]

true to the end

[unowhoandwhy]

End of the World? I hear that there's a restaurant there.

[braxiss]

there she blows

[Rowan]

blows the wind gently uppon my cheeks

[unowhoandwhy]

Cheeks... those round things between your... teeth. :naughty:

[braxiss]

teeth are in your mouth next to your tongue

[Muffit]

Tongue, oddly enough, means language.

[Senmut]

Language! Spoken language often readily facilitates the pervarications of the circumlocutive.

[kitty]

circumlocutive? Where do you get these words?

[braxiss]

words are used to communicate

[kitty]

communicate with me

[Dawg]

Me, myself and I, a built-in trio....

[Rowan]

trio....kinky!

[braxiss]

kinky? thats not allowed on the fight deck

[kitty]

deck of cards ready to deal.

[braxiss]

deal? i never deal with low lifes.

[kitty]

Lifes never ending twists and turns.

[braxiss]

turns out the butler did it

[kitty]

It was another of those awful days, when you wished that you never got up.

[braxiss]

up, up and away to that magic place over the rainbow

[kitty]

Rainbow can been seen, but never the pot of gold that is meant to be with it.

[Rowan]

it is what it is..

[kitty]

Is that all that I am going to get out of you?

[Senmut]

You want to get what ELSE out of me, might I inquire, Your Felinicity?

[Rowan]

Felinicity? nice try but unfortunately it's not a word! maybe you were thinking of Felinity?:D ;)

[kitty]

Felinity is what my pussy cat has in abundance.

[Senmut]

Abundance is undeniably better than a state that admits soley of dearth.

[kitty]

Dearth was all over the land of Egypt.

[Senmut]

Egypt! The travel folks screwed up his itinerary again, I see! Tragic.

[Rowan]

"tragic comedies" sounds like an oxymoron!

[BST]

Oxymorons are best left on the shelf or in a dark corner. They tend to wreak havoc on my level of understanding.

[Rowan]

understanding something is one of my favorite pursuits

[BST]

Pursuit is only half the fun! ;)

[braxiss]

fun is finding a place where everyone is glad to see you

[Rowan]

you and BST make me very glad when I see you

[BST]

You have found just such a place!

:)

[Rowan]

place that makes me feel happy? Fleets!

[BST]

Fleets wouldn't be the same without you! :D

[Rowan]

you make fleets a very special place for me BST, thanks for all the laughs this morning!

[braxiss]

morning, it still feels like night to me

[Muffit]

:music: Me hi me ho, me income sally single, one time penny winkle, sing song kitty won't you ki-me-oh! :music:

[kitty]

Ki-me-oh is Ho-em-ik backwards! ;)

[Rowan]

backwards is how I thumb through magazines

[kitty]

magazines are a great source of trivia.

[Muffit]

Ki-me-oh is Ho-em-ik backwards! ;)
LOL Sorrell!! It's infectious!!! ;)

Trivia is what makes life less trivial.

[kitty]

trivial pursuit is a great game.

[Rowan]

game one of the series ended badly

[Muffit]

Badly isn't as nice as goodly.

[BST]

Goodly measures of faith, hope, and love will carry one through many a dark day.

[Rowan]

day and night, night and day.

[Senmut]

Day after day brings new ways to slay!

[kitty]

Slay that evil vampire.

[Rowan]

Vampire Lestate! love to hate him!

[kitty]

Him, when will he accept that women are the elite.

[Rowan]

elite a class only achievable through the possession of a double x chromosome

[kitty]

Chromosome, you could not be without them!

[doc834]

Them is not a good word to start a proper sentance. You could use they or these people. So, instead, try them.

[Rowan]

them not me, I'm innocent!:blink:

[kitty]

Innocent? My foot!

[Rowan]

foot massages after a long day on your feet is heaven!

[unowhoandwhy]

Heaven is a place on Earth called the Scottish Highlands.

[kitty]

Heaven is where I will be going when I am done with this mortal coil.

[Rowan]

Heaven is a place on Earth called the Scottish Highlands.
Highland Games are something I go and watch every year!

[Rowan]

Heaven is where I will be going when I am done with this mortal coil.
coil that rope up when you are done with it please

[braxiss]

please o please can i have another thwacking?

[kitty]

Thwacking coming right up sir!

[bsg1fan1975]

Sir is just an overrated title!

[kitty]

title of a book can make all the difference.

[Rowan]

please o please can i have another thwacking?absolutely It would be my pleasure! ;) :D
god I love it when a man begs!:D ;)

[braxiss]

title of a book can make all the difference.



difference of opinion is not cause to end a friendship

[Rowan]

freindship is something to be chrished and nurtured.

[BST]

Nurtured properly, anything can grow into something wonderful.

[kitty]

Wonderful is the word that comes to mind when I think of Colonial Fleets.

[Rowan]

Colonial Fleets is a very special place where I have sooooo much fun being with all my friends!

[kitty]

Friends like these, who needs enemies! ;)

[Rowan]

enemies?! what are you trying to say Sorrell?:eek:

[BST]

Sorrell-kitty hiding under the steps. :D

[Rowan]

steps back to re-evaluate what sorrell has just said mmmm perhaps she is teasing us? ;) :D

[amberstar]

Us?????? No , she's just teasing you Rowan :)


;)

[braxiss]

rowan is the keeper of the archives

[BST]

Rowan did not appear to be amused, initially. :)

[Rowan]

initially I thought she was saying we were worse than enemies! then I realized she must be teasing us! So I'm okay now!

[amberstar]

Now is the time to dig deep and help support CFF :)

[Rowan]

CFF has gotten my contribution!;) :D wish I were richer!

[amberstar]

Richer would be great, I could donate even more too!

[Rowan]

too many things I would give my money to
:music: "if I had a million dollars" :music:

[kitty]

Dollars and pounds, It is all currency.



(By the way, I was teasing, especially you Rowan :D
I do not consider anyone here, other than the internet gremlin, as my enemy.
I think of you all fondly) :love:

[Rowan]

Dollars and pounds, It is all currency.



(By the way, I was teasing, especially you Rowan :D
I do not consider anyone here, other than the internet gremlin, as my enemy.
I think of you all fondly) :love:
Oh Sorrell I know that just having a little fun! ;) :D trust me I would never get upset about something like that! LOL!;)

[Rowan]

currency of your data is important when compiling your references

[Senmut]

References are often a waste of ink.

[kitty]

ink is a important component of a pen.

[Rowan]

pen my name at the bottom of the letter please

[kitty]

Please may I have this dance?

[Senmut]

Dance? Dancing is something one should never do with an Amaku'a.

[kitty]

Amaku'a? Senmut, could you tell me what it means?

[Senmut]

Means to an end are often as important as the end in itself

(An Amaku'a is an Hawaiian family god statue. Similar to the Roman genius.)

[kitty]

itself could be a very strange thing indeed!

[Senmut]

Indeed awesome was the yawning crater of Rano Raraku.

[kitty]

Rano Raraku, where is that?

[bsg1fan1975]

That is the ultimate question

[shiningstar]

Question is what you get ................before the Answer :P:

[Muffit]

Old man: "Answer me this these riddles three, ere the other side of the Bridge of Death ye see..." :D

[shiningstar]

Old man: "Answer me this these riddles three, ere the other side of the Bridge of Death ye see..." :D

See over the mountains ..........and under the sea :P:

[kitty]

Sea is where you find the largest mammal alive.

[doc834]

Alive is how I feel!! No feeling is better than that!!

[unowhoandwhy]

That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler...

[Rowan]

Nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them

[kitty]

them would be us!

[Rowan]

US the United Sates

[unowhoandwhy]

States in the Union? 50, unless you count Puerto Rico.

[shiningstar]

States in the Union? 50, unless you count Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rico is a great vacation spot

[Rowan]

spot the dog

[unowhoandwhy]

Spot Waldo in tho books and delight a child.

[kitty]

Child care can be very expensive.

[doc834]

Expensive houses are driving me up a wall!!

[kitty]

wall to wall furnishings.

[braxiss]

furnishings are needed in the lounge

[Rowan]

lounge a place I used to bartend at

[Bombadil]

At peace with the world.

[Rowan]

World peace I would like to see that but then I'm a bit of an idealist

[braxiss]

idealist is a very good trait

[Bombadil]

Trait that wins admiration.

[repcisg]

Admiration abounds for those revered.

[Muffit]

Revered or feared - sad they are so often confused...

[Rowan]

confused is not a state I enjoy being in

[Bombadil]

In most cases I prefer the state of New Hampshire.

[Rowan]

New Hampshire? why New Hampshire?

[kitty]

New Hampshire, I have never been there, but I hear it is nice.

[DarkJedi]

Nice weather is all I want, seriously!

[kitty]

seriously, no one has ever taken me that way!



(oh err!) :D