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October 28th, 2004, 12:21 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 5,280
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What did that sign say???
In an office tower:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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October 28th, 2004, 04:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,693
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October 28th, 2004, 06:19 PM
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out there somewhere
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Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: The Ship Of Lights
Posts: 5,517
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October 28th, 2004, 09:42 PM
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Squadron Leader
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Baltimore
Posts: 1,238
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I have a book about Burma Shave.
There was one story that really amused me, the verses went as follows:
Free! Free!
A trip to Mars
For only 800
empty jars of
Burma Shave
Well, there was this guy, who got help from neighbors and family etc, and actually collected 800 empty jars. He then contacted the company and handed them over, and they found a town somewhere named Mars, and gave him a free trip there.
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"Everyone's entitled to a little confusion in their lives.
I practicly thrive on it."
"Dirk's always wanted to make love with himself, and now he could succeed!!!"
RH
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October 29th, 2004, 03:17 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,695
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These are great!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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