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Archangel October 28th, 2004 12:21 PM

What did that sign say???
 
In an office tower:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

braxiss October 28th, 2004 04:18 PM

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

thomas7g October 28th, 2004 06:19 PM

:LOL:


Flamingo Girl October 28th, 2004 09:42 PM

I have a book about Burma Shave.
There was one story that really amused me, the verses went as follows:

Free! Free!
A trip to Mars
For only 800
empty jars of
Burma Shave

Well, there was this guy, who got help from neighbors and family etc, and actually collected 800 empty jars. He then contacted the company and handed them over, and they found a town somewhere named Mars, and gave him a free trip there.

bsg1fan1975 October 29th, 2004 03:17 AM

These are great!


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