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Old February 9th, 2004, 09:32 AM   #1
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Default Remember the "War of the Sexes" thread?

For new people it was a thread full of jokes, primarily on one sex's view of the other.

A friend just sent me this, thought you all might enjoy it:

Never Argue With A Woman:

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual harassment.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.
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Old February 9th, 2004, 04:57 PM   #2
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LOL!

I think I'm going to enjoy this thread!

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Old February 9th, 2004, 05:24 PM   #3
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Here is one I found, enjoy!
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A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I guess that I have been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was a girl, once. I guess she was the one perfect girl - the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me." replied the gent.

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked his friend.

The gent replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."
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Old February 9th, 2004, 06:27 PM   #4
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I got one ...... Not meant for any of the MALES here.



A man goes to a brain surgeon because he needs a brain transplant.

The Brain surgeon says ....."Here are two brains available.
The man's brain is $30,000 the woman's brain is $500."

"Wait ....", the man says. "Why is the woman's brain only $500."


"Because the woman's brain has been USED."
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Old February 9th, 2004, 07:46 PM   #5
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I just KNEW where this thread was going.......I'm gonna have to buy you ladies Dr. Laura's new book: 'The Care and Feeding of Husbands".....

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Old February 10th, 2004, 03:47 AM   #6
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Don't need the book. I do that already and I ain't even married yet!
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LOL Gemini :laugh:
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