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November 29th, 2003, 12:38 PM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: NY
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You know you've watched to much battle star galactica when.......
Your boss tells you to do somthing and you say by your command
You use words like secton and fulgercarb in your volcabulary
Before you leave your driveway in your car you like a person in your driveway to tell you launch when ready
I really can't think of anymore right now so if anyone can think of anymore funny ones post them here
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November 29th, 2003, 01:11 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
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LOL Faust!
You know you've watched too much BSG when...
- You wear red contacts and continually move your eyes left and right
- Look for a Turbo button on your PC joystick
- Talk to your computer and expect the words to appear on screen
- Put a spotlight under your chin and repeat, "Adama, I have you now!"
- Look under your desk to see if Boxey and the daggit are hiding there
- Take the ball out of your mouse and play Triad with it
- Chase other cars while driving to work and try to shoot them down

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November 29th, 2003, 01:17 PM
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out there somewhere
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Join Date: Aug 1999
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ohmygod... I almost busted a seam after reading those!
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November 29th, 2003, 01:52 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Jul 2003
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November 29th, 2003, 01:57 PM
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Strike Leader
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Location: Derby, England
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LOL!
I have actually said "By your command" to one of my bosses, it was subconscious as well!
Regards,
Peter
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November 29th, 2003, 06:41 PM
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Stablemaster, Livery Ship
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Peter: did he get the reference? 
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November 29th, 2003, 07:23 PM
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ask for your best ambrosia
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November 29th, 2003, 08:57 PM
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Strike Leader
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Try using the word "daggit"..... Most times, folks will either think you said something else, or scratch their heads wondering what a daggit is...
The word "frack" has been in my vocabulary for 25 yahren now - I can say it in mixed company, or at work. Nobody ever even notices.... Now, "felgercarb"...that's a whole other thing - not that it ever stopped me!
Bryan
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November 29th, 2003, 09:20 PM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Nov 2003
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* Complained out loud about the high prices of Tylium
* Refuse to visit Las Vegas because of your fear of the Ovions
* Keep trying to plug your dog in at night
* Refer to your wife as Core Command
* Tried to buy Mushies at the 7-11 at 3 in the morning.
* Attempted to justify your behavior at a bachelor party by explaining that Socialators are a time-honored profession that continues with the blessing of the Council.
* Witten letters to ESPN demanding more Triad coverage
* Tell your boss that you can just figure out a way across the mine-infested Straights of Madagon, you can cut your commute to work in half
* Avoid picking up hitchhikers because you suspect that they may be Count Iblis in disguise
* The chair in your office is on a 15 foot tall pedestal.
* Explained to your boss that you are not, in fact, hung over, but suffering from Pluton Poisoning
* Refuse to own a pet that you can't build from a kit
* Call all your co-workers "Lucifer"
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November 29th, 2003, 10:37 PM
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Muff Daggy
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LOL Drake!

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November 30th, 2003, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hurst, TX
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* Call all your co-workers "Lucifer"
No but I have accused them of being in league with him, but thats a different Lucifer
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November 30th, 2003, 01:40 PM
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Squadron Leader
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- Talk to your computer and expect the words to appear on screen
Actually, you can do that now.
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December 1st, 2003, 10:19 AM
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Battlestar Callisto
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: USA
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I almost...
Several years (or should that be yahren?) ago when I actually had a Colonial flight helmet, I almost lit up the helmet light bars and drove around in my car at night pretending I was in a viper!!!!!
I didn't actually do it, though, for fear of some police pulling me over and having to explain what the frack I was doing with a BSG helmet on in the car!!!!
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December 1st, 2003, 12:04 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hurst, TX
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Re: I almost...
Quote:
Originally posted by Charybdis
Several years (or should that be yahren?) ago when I actually had a Colonial flight helmet, I almost lit up the helmet light bars and drove around in my car at night pretending I was in a viper!!!!!
I didn't actually do it, though, for fear of some police pulling me over and having to explain what the frack I was doing with a BSG helmet on in the car!!!!
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It's that kind of thinking and restraint that seperates us from the average Trekkie!
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December 3rd, 2003, 12:27 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
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I've been using the word "frack!" since the series aired in the 70's. I still use it in place of a real swear word. You'd be surprised at the looks I get sometimes.
And that, my friends, is when you know you've watched too much BSG 
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December 5th, 2003, 05:56 AM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Adelaide, South Oz
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Quote:
Originally posted by Drake113
* Complained out loud about the high prices of Tylium
* Refuse to visit Las Vegas because of your fear of the Ovions
* Keep trying to plug your dog in at night
* Refer to your wife as Core Command
* Tried to buy Mushies at the 7-11 at 3 in the morning.
* Attempted to justify your behavior at a bachelor party by explaining that Socialators are a time-honored profession that continues with the blessing of the Council.
* Witten letters to ESPN demanding more Triad coverage
* Tell your boss that you can just figure out a way across the mine-infested Straights of Madagon, you can cut your commute to work in half
* Avoid picking up hitchhikers because you suspect that they may be Count Iblis in disguise
* The chair in your office is on a 15 foot tall pedestal.
* Explained to your boss that you are not, in fact, hung over, but suffering from Pluton Poisoning
* Refuse to own a pet that you can't build from a kit
* Call all your co-workers "Lucifer"
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Bloody sensational Drake!!! I was laughing for ages over the 'Core Command' one!
Not so funny, but how about spending thousands of cubits, 4 yahrens and missing all your rest periods building a 6 foot plus Galactica replica which takes up half the room you're building it in? With the intention of displaying it in your home theatre room once finished. But that's BEFORE you've even built the house with the home theatre room in it.....
The more I think about it, the sillier it seems. Ah, what the frack, I like it!
Mike
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December 10th, 2003, 07:57 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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LOL I'm still busting a seam here LOL 
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December 10th, 2003, 08:00 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Hi Shiningstar!

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