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May 25th, 2004, 01:34 AM
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Thwack the Monkey
ok the best I can do so far is 445mph I can't figure out how he got 1517 mph??!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml
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May 25th, 2004, 03:49 AM
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too addicitive!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
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May 25th, 2004, 04:15 AM
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Spanking the monkey is what guys do best, Rowan. We excell at such high speeds. The guy who got 1517mph has been spanking the monkey all his life in practice for that.
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May 25th, 2004, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
Spanking the monkey is what guys do best, Rowan. We excell at such high speeds. The guy who got 1517mph has been spanking the monkey all his life in practice for that. |
I did consider that actually LOL!
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May 25th, 2004, 12:40 PM
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got it up to almost 300 mph!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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May 25th, 2004, 10:47 PM
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Spanking the monkey is what guys do best, Rowan. We excell at such high speeds. The guy who got 1517mph has been spanking the monkey all his life in practice for that. |
14th -
I'm not so sure that any guy would want to advertise such expertise - not if he is trying to use it as a "selling point" to another woman anyway..... I'm not even sure that one would want to admit such prowress to a group of guys either!
Bryan
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May 25th, 2004, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemini1999
14th -
I'm not so sure that any guy would want to advertise such expertise - not if he is trying to use it as a "selling point" to another woman anyway..... I'm not even sure that one would want to admit such prowress to a group of guys either!
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mmmmm you do have a point there Gemini! LOL!
Although it's a safe way to relieve pent up energy and avoid contracting certain unwanted diseases...and if you’re completely comfortable with your sexuality then what the heck...aren't guys titillated when women talk about relieving pent up frustrations? Or am I woefully mistaken?
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May 26th, 2004, 09:09 PM
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Now wait a minute here...it's not like I do that kind of thing. I was talking about...other guys. But seriously, if a guy could actualy span his monkey at 400 miles per hour, he would wind up sparking a fire!
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May 27th, 2004, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
Now wait a minute here...it's not like I do that kind of thing.  no never! I'm sure you are pure as the driven snow I was talking about...other guys. But seriously, if a guy could actualy spank his monkey at 400 miles per hour, he would wind up sparking a fire! wispers <or be very very raw> |
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May 27th, 2004, 11:40 PM
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wispers <or be very very raw>
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Been there, done that.
Damn! I forgot to turn off my inner monologue again! 
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