Thwack the Monkey
 

ok the best I can do so far is 445mph I can't figure out how he got 1517 mph??!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

:D ;)

too addicitive!

Spanking the monkey is what guys do best, Rowan. We excell at such high speeds. The guy who got 1517mph has been spanking the monkey all his life in practice for that. ;)

I did consider that actually LOL! ;) :D

got it up to almost 300 mph!

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I'm not so sure that any guy would want to advertise such expertise - not if he is trying to use it as a "selling point" to another woman anyway..... I'm not even sure that one would want to admit such prowress to a group of guys either!

Bryan
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mmmmm you do have a point there Gemini! LOL! ;) :D

Although it's a safe way to relieve pent up energy and avoid contracting certain unwanted diseases...and if you’re completely comfortable with your sexuality then what the heck...aren't guys titillated when women talk about relieving pent up frustrations? Or am I woefully mistaken?:D ;)

Now wait a minute here...it's not like I do that kind of thing. I was talking about...other guys. But seriously, if a guy could actualy span his monkey at 400 miles per hour, he would wind up sparking a fire!

Been there, done that.

Damn! I forgot to turn off my inner monologue again! :blush: