"There are those that still believe......Part 2"

[emerita]

Well, all the other threads were brought over so I thought this one should not be left behind.......

Em stepped out of her viper in the new docking bay and all was quiet. She knew that this was the right place. She held her face up and drew in a long deep breath....ahhhh the air was fresh and clean. No lingering odor of the anger that had intregrated the last ship. Here were just the smells of happiness and love and...... eww, a few little guys that needed a bath.... Em walked along the corridor to find the others. Familar sounds had now reached her ears and a smile beamed across her face. As she rounded the corner she saw................

[Dawg]

Dawg, hunkered down in a corner, a smile on his face to see his old friend Em. Yes, he agreed silently, the atmosphere is better now - and would be better still if Gnawty and Harry could be coaxed into a tub of soapy water. He joined her on her walk through the corridors, peering anxiously around corners, until....

[Titon]

.....daggit droppings!

:eek: :wtf: :eek: :wtf: :eek: :wtf: :tongue:

[Dawg]

Yes, it appears Muffit has been here. A couple of bolts, a nut or two, couple of sheet metal screws. Yup, Muffit was here.....

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg carefully avoids the landmines and walks over to the others. "Awful mess that was left."

[emerita]

Em hugged her old friends and saw the trail of daggit droppings. They followed them down the corridor. They heard a loud crash. They turned to see..........

[bsg1fan1975]

Bonnie Hammer who lay spread eagle on the floor covered in daggit droppings! "Looks like we had an escapee!"

[Senmut]

At this point, the Schwans guy comes in, and seeing Hammer, calls the assylum to let them know she's escaped. Under cover of this, Sen slips up to Em, and whispers..."Kiss me, fool!"

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg snickers and heads for the lounge to hide the blue koolaid before Em can get there and have some.

[emerita]

Em turns to Sen and questions his choice of words :wtf: gives him a soft kiss on the cheek and hurries off to catch Ace to get some blue koolaid. As she enters the comissary, she hears......................

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg sitting on the bar after drinking the whole pitcher singing Toby Keith's "I Love this Bar" to Harry and Gnawty! Pretty soon the beavers join in! Bsg turns to Em and brings out another pitcher of the blue stuff.

*hiccup*

This stuff is good!

[Senmut]

Sen enters, and after looking about, buys Em a huge pitcher of ambrosia.

[emerita]

Em sits with her friends and wonders if it is a good idea to mix the Blue and 'brosia....Oh,what the frell.....suddenly there was a loud crash, they turn to see....................

[braxiss]

cadet braxiss(fresh out of training)step out of the tubo lift. he walks over to them and says" i'm lost which way to the launch bay?

[Muffit]

Muffit awakens to a mouth full of huge buckteeth, and cosmetic surgery on its tail into a big flat waffle iron thing.

Muffit: "Aaaah! I've been beaver-fied!!! No WONDER I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night! Yikes! Next I'll be "marking" my territory with stinky beaver pee!"

Meanwhile, not far away, a satisfied beaver removes its tyvek mask and hat, and as it struggles to pull off the rubber Muffit-stained gloves, it silently contemplates what to call its new creation...

Beaver surgeon: "Meavit? Buffit? Dagnabit?" :D

:beaver: :muffit: :beaver:

[emerita]

Em gives Muffit a big hug and starts to figure out a way to return her to her former self. Suddenly there is a bright flash. They turn to see.................

[Muffit]

Muffit thanks Em - a hug a day can do more than anything in life. :)

:muffit:

[bsg1fan1975]

Starbuck being pushed onstage to strip for the female warriors! "Yeahhhhh! That's the stuuf!"

[Muffit]

...until it became evident that his naughty bits were in all the wrong places... yikes! What happened to our Starbuck?!!! :D

:muffit:

[amberstar]

Amberstar rushes in with DR. Wilker.
The good old Doc is ging to fix our beloved Starbuck to" his" former self. As Starbuck and the Doc. runs off stage and to the med unit Amber hugs all her friends and calls for another round of the Blue Stuff :)

[emerita]

Em leaves everyone to decide about Starbuck. She decides to go to the comissary to have some tea. As she walks into the room she sees.....................

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg laughs and leaves them all to check on her viper!

[shiningstar]

Just as Shiningstar walks in and Joins Amberstar for a round of the blue stuff.........
only to slide across the floor and over the stage because she didn't see Muffit's......
.............'presents'.

[Muffit]

Muffit blushes and adds bows and ribbons to make the presents show up better... er, shoot, all those ExLax mushies are making my tummy rumble... uh-oh...

:D

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar finds herself being helped to her feet by both Bojay and Jolly ..........
who unwisely ask her ............"DID YOU ENJOY YOUR 'TRIP'?"

She quietly smiles and twists both of their arms behind their backs until they
say "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
.............Remind me not to piss her OFF again!!!!!" they add as they walk off
nursing their sore elbows and shoulders as Adama and Tigh struggle to hide
their laughter.

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg laughs as the two warriors walk by her still grumbling. She walks back in and orders a coffee.

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar waves good morning to her as she downs her sixth cup of coffee before
her shift begins.

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg waves back as she grumbles some more about the lack of caffeine in her system.

[shiningstar]

ShiningStar finishes her coffee and leaves toward the launching bay for her patrol
as ..........................................

[emerita]

......Em gets up to follow her. As she catches up to shiningstar they trip over ace who has bent over to rebuckle her boots. They all start laughing. Suddenly...................

[Senmut]

...Sen rounds the corner, and starts handing out caffeine pills to all the Warriors. (Except Emerita. She gets a free case of Proteus Ambrosia, in my quarters!!!!)

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg recovers from laughing uncontrolablly as Gnawty and Harry announce....

[shiningstar]

that a thousand drunk angry beavers are on their way to the Galactica .........
Adama quickly places the Galactica on alert only to see ................................

[bsg1fan1975]

Apollo approach him wearing one of Sheba's dresses. "Sorry father, but Sheba wanted me to help her hem this dress for her to wear to the next triad game." The bridge crew hooted and whistled as Starbuck......

[shiningstar]

Whirled Apollo around for a dance ................................

[shiningstar]

Adama couldn't help laughing ..........even the usually stoic Colonel TIgh was caught
off Guard as Sheba ran on the bridge with pins ..............needle and thread.

[Rowan]

But she trips(again) sending pins flying in all directions, suddenly there is a yelp poor Starbuck has been stuck with a needle right in his...

[bsg1fan1975]

right thigh. Apollo laughs as Starbuck whines as Cassi pulls out the pin. Athena sits at her station....

[Rowan]

shaking her head and wondering what has become of the Galactica's crew? This is what the great Battlestar has come to??? men wearing dresses, peole with pins?where is the professionalism she wonders? just then the a voice anounces over the intercome...

[Muffit]

shaking her head and wondering what has become of the Galactica's crew? This is what the great Battlestar has come to??? men wearing dresses, peole with pins?where is the professionalism she wonders? just then the a voice anounces over the intercome...

"Attention! Attention everyone! There will be a mandatory bark gnawing contest on the Lido deck at 1700 hours. No handicaps will be given for those without appropriate incisors. Muffit, your bark does not count. If you fail to strip all the bark off the Aspen in the 30 second time allotted, you will be THWACKED."

"...let ME talk, tee hee! Let me!"

"Shhh! You wanna spoil it? Give me the mike!"

"No I wanna talk! I'll bite you!"

"Ahh, go stink up your dam!"

"..." *arguing continues over the intercom*

Muffit: "Alright, who let the BEAVERS into the announcer's office?"

:D :beaver: :beaver: :D

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar smiles ............she knows full well as much fun as it was to see
Adama's face when Apollo walked on the bridge in a dress ...........the Barking
contest will be all that much more fun ....................

As Colonel Tigh walks by Shiningstar quickly hands the report to Brie and
exits the bridge before Colonel Tigh can give her one of his MANY lectures.

As she makes her way off of the bridge she sees ..........................

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg trying to corral the two beavers and get them out of the office!

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar sicks muffit on the beavers only to see ........................

[amberstar]

Amberstar who just came in from deep space patrol.
Glad to see everyone again.............Now where can I get tickets to that barking contest?
I can't wait to see that, should be loads of fun!

Just then..................................

[Muffit]

...a white smocked dentist wanders in, eyes agape...

"Okay, where are those guys and gals?"

Muffit: "Who are you?"

Dentist: "I'm Cain's nephew. You can call me Dr. Cain."

Muffit: "We're on a first name basis here - what's yours?"

Dentist: "Err, Nova"

Muffit: "Wait a minute... you're telling me you're a dentist called Dr. Nova Cain???"

Dentist: "Yeah, my stepmom named me. She was hairy and had these 2 big long incisors, that's why I got into dentistry"

Muffit: *Grimaces* "I think you're looking for the beavers. Last time I saw them they were in the announcer's booth".

Dentist: "Ooh, yeah! Now I can get even with my stepmom! Can you imagine what those crowns will cost? I'm thinking Porsche here..."

*The beavers spot him and bolt, with Dr. Nova Cain in hot pursuit*

Dentist: "Wait! You've gotta rinse and spit!!!"............................

:beaver: :beaver: :beaver:

[Rowan]

Muffit obliges and spits all over the floor just as Starbuck, Apollo and Sheba (who are all looking forward to thier upcoming dog fignt against the cylons hint...) come runing into the room to see what the fus is all about, Starbuck in the lead slips on the spit and.....

[bsg1fan1975]

falls right on his back as he slides right up to Athena's station. He gives her his patent smile and asks to be helped up as the alert goes off.

[emerita]

Em runs and jumps into her viper and starts the engine. She looks out into the hanger bay and sees.....................

[shiningstar]

Apollo still struggleing to get the dress off and his Boots on. As he finally succeed in
handing bedraggled dress back to Sheba ............Em sees him being rushed by ...................

[Rowan]

the rest of the squadron racing for their vipers. He quickly collects himself and jumps into his viper, Sheba tosing the dress aside runs for hers. the sound in the hanger bay is defening as engins all around come alive. tension is mounting and excitement fills the air, the first viper launches...

[shiningstar]

Soon the rest of the vipers launches as well. On the bridge Commander Adama and
Colonel Tigh quickly read over the latest intelligence on the cylons to see what the
best way to defeat them will be ..................

[bsg1fan1975]

by using the bark from the trees from the Barking Contest. Adama orders.....

[Rowan]

All hands to battle stations (glactica lingo???) "Launch blue squadron", who quickly join red squadron all ready in action. Apollo, squadron leaders, gives directions to his pilots ....

[Muffit]

...as Apollo "barks" out orders to his compatriots, 5 beavers hold up placards based on his performance:

5.5
7.0
8.5
7.5
6.0

Beavers: "Good going Apollo! You're in 2nd place already in the barking contest!

:D :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :D

[Rowan]

...as Apollo "barks" out orders to his compatriots, 5 beavers hold up placards based on his performance:

5.5
7.0
8.5
7.5
6.0

Beavers: "Good going Apollo! You're in 2nd place already in the barking contest!

:D :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :D:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: wow satisfying both story lines at once your good!!!! (picture of low fat mushies for muffit)

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar smiles ............. because she justs knows that
Sheba will have the best bark of all when it comes to
defeating the cylons ;)

[Rowan]

the cylon force is closing on Blue sqaudron, Sheba sees the aproaching cylons first and says "there must be at least 50 of them" Starbuck looking ahead to Sheba says in a cauhky voice "gives us more to shoot at" Apollo, his heart racing with adrenalin says "lets go"..

[shiningstar]

the cylon force is closing on Blue sqaudron, Sheba sees the aproaching cylons first and says "there must be at least 50 of them" Starbuck looking ahead to Sheba says in a cauhky voice "gives us more to shoot at" Apollo, his heart racing with adrenalin says "lets go"..

Apollo gives the order to fire ........... another 50 of them appear in the sky ........
"Well you got your 'wish' Starbuck.", Starfire says sardonically as she and the other warriors start shooting them out of the sky.......................as.............

[Muffit]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: wow satisfying both story lines at once your good!!!! (picture of low fat mushies for muffit)

Thanks Gaelen! :D
:muffit:

[shiningstar]

Yet another 50 cylon raiders appear in the sky

[shiningstar]

as Jolly, Boomer, Starbuck, Shiningstar, Em, Sheba and Apollo keep on picking them off.
On the bridge of the Galactica COmmander Adama stands scowling as he truelly wonders
if the Barking contest will work in defeating the cylons .....................

[Muffit]

...And just as suddenly, an overwhelming blue wave envelops the entire quadrant, causing every intercom of every ship, Cylon or Colonial, to hear the same menacing speech:

WAVE: "LET THE BARKING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Nearby, on a Cylon basestar...*

Gold Centurion: "Dare goin' to BARF! Ebasive actyun!"

Lowly Centruion: "Sir? I believe they said 'bark'"

Gold Centurion: "Dat's what I said! Get baf to yer station! All hands prepare for BARF!!!"

Lowly Centurion: "Really, sir, I think you're over-reafting"

Gold Centurion: "Are YOU moffing me? I'll have you THWAFFED!"

*Several centurions on the bridge can't resist the urge to giggle, making their red eyes bounce instead of scan*

Gold Centurion": "What's wong wit you all? I'll have you smashed into truff bumpers! Fie-oo all bwafing thwusters! Infumming BARF!!!"

*The entire baseship falls into uproarious laughter, sending the attacking raiders into a dizzy, colliding with one another and going the wrong way, away from the big G*

And somewhere, not far, a pair of twittering beavers are having a field day.

Gnawty: "I TOLD you replacing the Cylon WD 40 with peanut butter would do the /twick/!!!"

Harry: (Giggling)"That chrome plated know it all will never say another "K" as long as he lives! :)"

Gnawty: "Yeah! As Arnold would say, 'I'll be baff!'" :D

*The two mischievous beavers dissolve into hysterical laughter*

:beaver: :beaver:

[shiningstar]

...And just as suddenly, an overwhelming blue wave envelops the entire quadrant, causing every intercom of every ship, Cylon or Colonial, to hear the same menacing speech:

WAVE: "LET THE BARKING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Nearby, on a Cylon basestar...*

Gold Centurion: "Dare goin' to BARF! Ebasive actyun!"

Lowly Centruion: "Sir? I believe they said 'bark'"

Gold Centurion: "Dat's what I said! Get baf to yer station! All hands prepare for BARF!!!"

Lowly Centurion: "Really, sir, I think you're over-reafting"

Gold Centurion: "Are YOU moffing me? I'll have you THWAFFED!"

*Several centurions on the bridge can't resist the urge to giggle, making their red eyes bounce instead of scan*

Gold Centurion": "What's wong wit you all? I'll have you smashed into truff bumpers! Fie-oo all bwafing thwusters! Infumming BARF!!!"

*The entire baseship falls into uproarious laughter, sending the attacking raiders into a dizzy, colliding with one another and going the wrong way, away from the big G*

And somewhere, not far, a pair of twittering beavers are having a field day.

Gnawty: "I TOLD you replacing the Cylon WD 40 with peanut butter would do the /twick/!!!"

Harry: (Tittering)"That chrome plated know it all will never say another "K" as long as he lives! :)"

Gnawty: "Yeah! As Arnold would say, 'I'll be baff!'" :D

*The two mischievous beavers dissolve into hysterical laughter*

:beaver: :beaver:

And I THANK YOU SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET MUFFIT :thumbsup:

[shiningstar]

And I THANK YOU SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET MUFFIT :thumbsup:

Commander Adama said as he gave a thumbsup for all the bridge crew and
fleets to see. "What did she do?", Shiningstar asked as there was no visual
comunications in her viper. "She saved the fleet warrior.", Colonel Tigh said
stoically. "Thank you sir ............and thank you Muffit!", Shiningstar said
enthuisactically as the remainder of the cylon raiders continued to crash into
each other. "Well let's go home. Nothing more to see here.", Captain Apollo
said joyously .......secretly thankful no warriors were lost. "Here, here .........
Ambrosia's on ShiningStar.", Sheba said Mischieviously. "Hey................did
someone say Shiningstar was buying?", Jolly said joking. "Jollllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy!",
Shiningstar said menacingly as ............................................

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg laughs. "Yep, I did it the last time so it hers next. Sorry to say but your next on the rotation."

[Rowan]

I'm sorry, I'm at a loss where to take this crazy story:) the balls in your court ladies, I'm so confused!:wtf: (I dont know what "wtf" means but this is how my face looks)

[shiningstar]

As the squadron made it's way back to the landing bay ...........Shiningstar was shocked to
see that she had two stowaways on her viper ..............the two beavers who 'fixed' the
'barking' contest. Since they did save the day .........she snuck them out of the landing bay
and into the officers club ....................where ....................

[bsg1fan1975]

Athena was preparing to throw a private party for Starbuck. "Oh Frack," said Bsg realizing that they had stumbled onto the private moment. Gnawty then spoke up.....

[emerita]

"Well, it was a private moment......hee hee......now it is a PARTY!!!"...Em snatches up Gnawty and walks down the corridor trying to make him understand what private means....as they turn the corner they see..........................

[shiningstar]

Colonel Tigh and Commander Adama headed toward the private party for starbuck
and then ........................

[emerita]

Em reaches out and grabs their arms," We have another party going on in the mess hall, sirs...." As they turn around they.....................

[Rowan]

plow right into Boomer who was rushing to get to the party ...

[shiningstar]

"Well it's nice to see you too Lieutenant Boomer.", Colonel Tigh said coldly his stare
matching the icy tone of his voice. "Sorry Sir ........I didn't want to be late.", Boomer
said as Adama stifled a smile. They all then headed toward the party as ...............

[Rowan]

Starbuck taking Athena by the hand set off once again to find a private spot to do their own kind of celebrating;) ...

[amberstar]

Amberstar finally catches up to her friends in the mess hall.............

Let the celebration begin...........

[Rowan]

musics playing, people are dancing , laughing, happy to be alive after their big space battle with the Cylons, Just then Gaelen who's been talking to Cassiopeia notices that Starbuck and Athena are missing and wonders where they are...

[emerita]

Em looks around and seeing almost everyone paired up, walks out of the party. Ah, Such is the lonely life for a warrior. As she turns the corner of the corridor, she sees...................

[Rowan]

A handsome young warrior she's never noticed before, He smiles at her and says "aren't you going in the wrong direction the party is this way" Em stops to look in the direction he's pointing and changes her mind!

[amberstar]

Amberstar sees Em with the handsome warrior. Finally Em may have found the man of her dreams!
Just then Amberstar turns and can't believe her eyes, coming through the door is..........

[Rowan]

Jean Luc Picard! well that just makes Amberstars night she strolls up to him eyes sparkling with pleasure and surprise at the very sight of him , she thinks to herself this is going to be a very good party indeed...

[emerita]

Em looks at Jean-Luc :P: but then looks back at the handsome warrior that has bidded for her affection and she smiles. :girl: She takes his arm and they start walking toward the hanger bay to look at the stars (well, you didn't think I was going to take a stranger to my quarters....did you? :wtf: :/: *sigh* wondering if maybe that wasn't such a bad idea*)....anyway......as they walk into the hanger bay they see a bright flash. As they turn, they see....................

[Rowan]

That a Cylon kamakazi pilot has exploded into one of the civilian ships ..

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar and Amberstar quickly obey Colonel Tigh's order to launch and to protect
what remains of the civilian ship. All squadrons quickly launch in order to intercept
the rest of the cylon fleet trying to ram into the Galactica as well as other civilian ships.
As ................

[emerita]

Em brings her viper around for a frontal attack...... a cylon fighter breaks off from the group.....suddenly..............................

[shiningstar]

Tries to lock onto Em's Viper ............ "SHOW Them your Nose!", Apollo calls out to Em as
Amberstar manages to shoot Em's raider so that Em can continue to her frontal assult as
............................................................

[Rowan]

Gaelen for the first time ever climbs aboard her viper, heart pounding and nerves a little shaky but ready and willing to come to her friends help, she's in the tube and launched.. there is so much confusion all around her, vipers and cylons and lasers everywhere...

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar smiles as Gaelen joins the fray. "Lock on the cylons Gaelen! Plenty for
you to shoot at!", Shiningstar calls out over the intercom as she gets her fifth kill
for the day and as Jolly gets his eighth kill by shooting the raider that just locked
onto Shiningstar. "Thanks Jolly!", SHiningstar says as she turns her attention to
the cylon raider trying to make a run into the already damaged civilian ship as
Gaelen ...............................

[shiningstar]

her nerves now steady as a rock ..........reaches down and logs her first kill as the
cylon raider explodes to smitherings .......... Apollo calls out "WELL DONE Gaelen!",
as the battle rages on. Everyone is up to their hilts in cylon raiders as................

[Rowan]

Gaelen shoots down another one! (sorry had to write that fulfilling childhood fantasies and all that) whhooohooo she cries got you, you old.(bleep),just then....

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar has one on her tail ..............She tries to flip and show the raider her
nose but to no avail ...............then ........just as she sees that the raider has
gotten a lock on her .........Starbuck blasts the raider out of the sky.

"Thanks Starbuck! I owe you one.", she calls out as .........................

[shiningstar]

she sees one going on Starbuck's tail and blasts it to bits ................just as

[Senmut]

.....a mysterious explosion rocks one of the attacking BaseShips, sending debris everywhere.

[Rowan]

the cylons almost in unison turn thier attention on to the base star, taking advantage of this respite in the attack the vipers begin firing on the retreating cylons....

[bsg1fan1975]

turning them into tin cans! "Got 'em on the run, lets finish the job," says Bsg. She spies a raider turning aronund to fire on....

[shiningstar]

shiningstar who simply could not shake the GOGLAMONG TIN CAN ..................and

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg nails it with a double laser volley. "No thanks necessary." She heads back to the Galactica. Over the radio they all hear.....

[shiningstar]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW as starbuck
and Apollo take out the missle guidance systems of the basestar and
Sheba captures the cylon tanker as .........................................................

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar quickly rejoins the fray and nabs a cylon raider on boomer's tail..........
and ......................................

[Rowan]

Gaelen laughs enjoying her friends excitement and success at killing all the cylons whooohooo, it's been a good fight! just then...

[shiningstar]

Colonel Tigh gives the orders to return to the Galactica.
SHiningstar grudgingly acknowledges the order as Starbuck says ........
"But we are WINNING!".........Colonel TIgh then says
"No BUTTS ......Starbuck ..........return to the Galactica!"
"FRAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!", SHiningstar says
as Starbuck looks over at her viper in surprise. "THAT'S
MY LINE!", he says indignintly. "Sorry.", Shiningstar
says Blushing as ...................................................

[Rowan]

Starbuck gives her one of his charming smiles and devilish winks, shiningstar thinks hhhmmm maybe it isn't so bad to be heading back to the Galactica....

[shiningstar]

Except for she has a date with Jolly ............
As she landed her viper and Starbuck started to head
over to talk to her ...........Jolly ran over to her
and gave her a big hug ...........as Cassiopia ..........................

[shiningstar]

Ran over to Starbuck .........."Didn't we have a date today?", she asked
mischiviously as she pulled Starbuck out of the launching bay as ...................

[Rowan]

Gaelen shook her head in amazement at everyones luck at finding excitedly awaiting dates. Just then gaelen noticed Keith Urban (heart flutters) standing over in the corner staring back at her with his devastating smile and her heart began to pound as she sauntered up to him...

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg laughs and heads to the lounge to look for her man. She sighs because he is at work so she mopes until Toby Keith sits down next to her. Bsg nearly falls of her stool and with the help of......

[shiningstar]

Starbuck manages to sit back in her chair as Starbuck quickly turns his
attention back to Cassiopia as she gives him one of her "Don't even think it
FLY BOY" looks.

[Rowan]

which he SSSSOOOO loves! ah the challenge of the chase....but all of a sudden...

[shiningstar]

Amberstar walks into the lounge talking with Apollo and Starbuck

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg turns to them and orders a round for her friends!

[shiningstar]

Jolly and Shiningstar arm in arm take Bsg up on the "ROUND" for her friends as.........

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg whispers to the bartender that ShingingStar is buying the round!

[shiningstar]

The bartender comes over to Shiningstar ............"Are you buying the next round?"
"No wayyyy ............I'm still PAYING off the LAST round I bought. The last round I
bought cost me 2 sectons of pay!", Shiningstar said with a laugh. "And I really
enjoyed that last round!", Jolly said gently joshing his new 'friend'. They both
laughed and then Shiningstar asked ........."Now Just WHO said I was buying the 'round'?"
As the bartender points toward Bsg ..........a very, very ..............DEVIOUS plan forms
in Shiningstar's mind as ......................................................................................

[Muffit]

... a tiny red beaver with a pitchfork sits on her left shoulder and murmurs:
"Get her! Get her! You know you want to get even! Sell her a used battlestar..."

...and an equally tiny white beaver with a halo sits on her right shoulder and whispers:
"Get her! Get her!..."

To which Shiningstar looks befuddled at the good conscience beaver.

Halo beaver: "What? Can't a beaver have some fun? You were maybe expecting me to suggest something NICE? *hiccup* Dang, that heavenly ambrosia's got a real kick!" *Removes halo and wipes it on gown, which turns red where whitewash rubs off*

Devil beaver: "Hey! Gimme back my hula hoop! I've been looking all over for that!"

Halo beaver: *holding hoop in front of face* "Wait! Romper stomper bomper boo..."

The 2 beavers begin fighting over the "halo" when suddenly they all hear...

:devil: :beaver: :) :beaver: :halo:

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar laughing as she sends the two beavers over to bsg. "Let the beavers
get her.", she says softly to Jolly. To which Jolly replys ............"OH you are GOOOOD!",
as he puts an arm about her shoulders. As they leave they hear Bsg exclaim .................

[shiningstar]

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHH as she is attacked by the
beavers because she was trying to ignore them ..........................................
as ..................................................................................................................

[shiningstar]

Apollo and Starbuck and Cassiopia quickly run to her aid and wonder WHERE on
earth the little devil and Halo Beavers came from as ..........................................

[Muffit]

... a line of glittering Cylons do the Irish Riverdance gleefully on the bridge...

...meanwhile, behind the curtain, Gnawty Beaver snickers, "That Irish shareware virus really did the trick!" *snicker snicker*

:beaver: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :beaver:

:muffit:

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg knew that the beavers were partial to ShiningStar's plants in her quarters so she motions for them to follow her as she shows them to her friends quarters. "ShiningStar, said that they needed pruning!" She walks off and heads for her quarters.

[shiningstar]

Only the beavers couldn't eat the plants ............because
Shiningstar knowing that BSG would want to get even
put BitterApple on the plants so the bugs wouldn't get them.

So the beavers went out of shiningstar's quarters in
search of.....................................................................

[shiningstar]

Bsg so they could chew on her for a bit to get the taste of Bitterapple out of their
mouths ........................They found bsg ..................................

[bsg1fan1975]

sitting on her bunk. "what brings you guys here?"

[shiningstar]

as the beavers proceeded to cry on Bsg's shoulder ............they whined...................

"SHE'S EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!"...................as

Shiningstar walks by bsg's quarters and waves through the open door with an
exceedingly evil grin on her face .....:devil:..................and walks on as .............................

[shiningstar]

the beavers whine .........."YOU SEE WHAT WE MEAN?"...........................as...............

[amberstar]

Amberstar walks by on her way to the launch bay............ Come on Shiningstar it's our turn for patrol................................

[shiningstar]

I'm right with you Amberstar ...............she says as she and Amberstar go
to their respective vipers and launch as BSG and the Beavers .....................................

[Muffit]

...sit down in a circle with all the remaining warriors and say:

Gnawty: "Let's play 'Spin the Battle' !!"

Young Warrior: "Don't you mean 'Spin the Bottle?' "

Gnawty: (In her best Tweety impersonation) "Him don't know me very weww, do he?"

:naughty: :beaver:

[shiningstar]

...sit down in a circle with all the remaining warriors and say:

Gnawty: "Let's play 'Spin the Battle' !!"

Young Warrior: "Don't you mean 'Spin the Bottle?' "

Gnawty: (In her best Tweety impersonation) "Him don't know me very weww, do he?"

:naughty: :beaver:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg hugs the crying beavers and whispers about getting even with a certain group of warriors from Red and Blue Squadrons! The beavers smile and scamper off to the respective quarters of the two sqaudrons to.....

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar returns to her quarters to find it in shambles. She looks about and sees............
:beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver:

doing the time warp as her priceless stamp collection that she managed to save from
the colonies' destruction flys every where about the room................as .............

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg walks by and looks in. She sees the mess and asks bewildered, "What in hades happened in here? Tigh throw a suprise inspection for illegal ambrosa?"

[shiningstar]

"No Bsg.", Shiningstar says as she shuts the door to her quarters before BSG can come
in .....................and says ............"WEll since you beavers are here .............Do you happen
to know the hustle?"

:beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver:
:beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver:

[Rowan]

I do I do gaelen replies, quckly she gets the beavers to put away the stamps and clear some floorspace the music starts and every one does the hustle...sudenly ...

[Senmut]

Just as Adama says "Dearly Beloved", there is a terrible explosion in the laundry room, threatening all with a hideous death by soap bubble. Sen, seeing this, rushes heroically to save the most beautiful woman in this thread, her name being...

[Rowan]

DarkJedi, who is eternally gratefull to her hero and wishes to express her gratitude...sen ...

[DarkJedi]

((I what??hey I didn't even know this was here...lol ok I will play along))
"thank you for saving me! I tried to train my daggit to do the laundry only to find out that its been hiding all the mushies I gave it in the washing machine"

but why would it hide mushies?

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg walks by the laundry room and laughs. The place was a total mess. "I don't think it was the mushies, I think someone hide a homemade firecracker in the machine."

[shiningstar]

Bsg walks by the laundry room and laughs. The place was a total mess. "I don't think it was the mushies, I think someone hide a homemade firecracker in the machine."

"It wasn't ME!", Shiningstar says wideyed as she walks in with cleaning supplies as Adama, Apollo, and Amberstar ................................

[Rowan]

all realise that their names begin with the same letter...and begin to help clean up by ordering some rooks in to help shiningstar, mean while the dogonne daggit is taken to the veterinarian to be tested and reprogramed to not hide mushies and do his mistresses laundry properly...

[shiningstar]

as the cleaning and muffit's 'reprograming' progresses ............................:P:

[Rowan]

darkJedi rests after being worn out by her very bad daggit, and eveyone is relieved that the reprograming will work out nicely and so eveyone decides to take a break after the fire and the mushie explosion and get a couple of dringks

[amberstar]

First round of drinks are on me!
Amberstar, joins her friends in the officers lounge and as all are enjoying some well deserved :beer: :beer:. Suddenly they look up to see..............

[Rowan]

a hole in the ceiling right above them, galen stands up on her chair to get a better look reaching up she puts her hand in the hole all of sudden a mushie drops down and hits her on the head before hitting the table, gaelen rubs her head and looks up in time to see the ceiling give way and hundreds of mushies....

[amberstar]

Dang that daggit! As mushies fall from the sky Amber looks around to see..............

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar as she gets up from her :corona: and goes to get more cleaning supplies
:...:

[shiningstar]

Commander Tigh who was also drowned by Muffit's secret mushie supply looks
after Shiningstar and says "Thank you Shiningstar ........be sure to 'pick up'
some volunteers I think Gaelen is off duty right now" ;)

[Rowan]

Gaelen comes to the rescue by brining a whole swarm of hungry daggits saving everyone from cleaning up so while the daggits munch everyone else puts their feet up and has another beer...

[Muffit]

... and that's when poor Muffit, having been scornfully and thoroughly reprogrammed, appears in front of them, waving its arms frantically...

Muffit: "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"

??? The others look on in disbelief... perhaps this reprogramming wasn't such a good idea...

:muffit:

[Rowan]

LOL

Poor muffit must be feeling lost in space with all that reprograming and shoudl never have to suffer the indignaties of learning to do laundry...I thought the daggit we sen't for reprograming was a generic one not our precious Muffit:blush:

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar comes into the lounge. Upon Seeing Gaelen ........she thanks
Gaelen for a job WELL Done. "The round is one ME.", Shiningstar says
celebrating the fact that for ONCE she doesn't have TONS of cleaning to
do because of someone ELSES mess. She is Astounded as she sees.....................

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg standing at the edge of the room holding a mug of ale while talking with Sheba. Bsg finishes her drink and heads for the bay while singing "Mushies Keep Falling on My Head"

[Rowan]

lol

Gaelen decides to take shiningstar up on the drink after the fire and the dagits and mushies it's time for a little relaxation, after a half an hour of fun and drinks the pilots are jolted out of their revery by....

[bsg1fan1975]

another alert. Bsg grumbles as she drops a storage crate narrowly missing her feet. "Better be a legitimate alert instead of a practical joke being played on us by the beavers."

[Rowan]

everyone scrambles, they are exhausted no one has gone to bed in days and now they have been drinking, this is really bad timing, in the mad scramble for the door hatch somone trips and other gets pushed into the doorway and there is a lot of yelling finally over the melee they hear ADAMA anounce "back to your stations false alarm we have apprehended the culprit it was..".

[bsg1fan1975]

One of Gnawty's children." Bsg slumps against a wall and groans. Tiredly, she drags herself to her quarters and flops on her bed. She soon begins to.....

[emerita]

.......dream. Em walks down the corridor and hearing Ace having her dream, can't tell, if she is enjoying it or having a nightmare. She knocks on Ace's door, suddenly out of the corner of her eye she sees.......................

[Rowan]

gaelen who is also exhausted and headed for bed relieved that she didn't have to go back out tonight, but shes not feeling very well ...too much beer?.. just as she sees Em she collapses to the floor...

[emerita]

Em runs over and lifts Gaelen. Gaelen breathes on Em and Em rebounds," Whoa, sweetpea, had enough beer tonight? You don't look so good, I think it would be wise for you to sleep this one off. "As they turn to go into Gaelens quarters, they are surprised by.......................

[Rowan]

bsg who has emerged from her quarters due to all the comotion in the hall they are a fine bunch to look at! Gaelen comes to a bit and thanks Em for the help. everyone is so caught up in what they are doing that they fail to notice...

[Muffit]

Bsg standing at the edge of the room holding a mug of ale while talking with Sheba. Bsg finishes her drink and heads for the bay while singing "Mushies Keep Falling on My Head"

LOL!!!
:muffit:

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar smiles and returns to her duty station after a nice long break as....................

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg mumbled something about getting some aspirin for her arthritis that decided to kick in again and wake her up!

[Rowan]

Gaelen with Em's help eventually makes it to her quarters and has an excellent nights sleep. She feels completly rejuvinated the next morning and is in the shower when ...

[Muffit]

...something bright blue starts spurtin' from the shower head... after some tasting, Gaelen realizes its Blue Koolaid!!! What the heck?

...meanwhile in another bathroom...

...Muffit tries to brush its teeth and finds the water coming out is blue... hmm, has a kick to it...

...and Bsg and Shiningstar take out their uniforms fresh from the laundry... and they're BLUE! Uh-oh...

Somewhere, deep within the belly of a Battlestar, two naughty beavers, one of whom is named so, put down the monkey wrench they used to switch the bathroom water lines with the liquor lines to the cafe bar...

... their giggling goes unnoticed under the roar of the giant engines nearby...

:beaver: :beaver: :laugh:

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg looks at ShiningStar. "You did this to get back at me for playing that harmless joke on you with the beavers."

[shiningstar]

Bsg looks at ShiningStar. "You did this to get back at me for playing that harmless joke on you with the beavers."

Shiningstar looks back wide eyed at Bsg1fan and says ........." I WISH!!!"
Meanwhile a piercing scream is heard from Em's quarters where she was
taking a shower ......................................................

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg drops her ruined uniform and runs to find out what the scream was about. Bsg rushes into Em's quarters to see......

[shiningstar]

Bsg drops her ruined uniform and runs to find out what the scream was about. Bsg rushes into Em's quarters to see......

A blue Oil like dye covering EM as ......................................................................

[Rowan]

shiningstar and bsg stare in shock at poor Em, Gaelen is in her shower stall in the same predicament wondering what the heck is going on and how is she supposed to get this stuff off of herself... Suddenly a ship wide announcement is made....

[shiningstar]

"This is Colonel TIgh the beavers have messed up the plumbing ........do NOT
wash Your Uniforms ..............do NOT take any Showers." Em, Bsg, and Shiningstar
look up in disgust and suddenly burst out laughing as Gaelen is heard to
exclaim ..............................................

[Muffit]

...and just as suddenly, a beaver's voice comes over the loudspeaker...

Beaver: "Hey gals in the showers! Look on the bright side! Now would be a perfect time to invite over that cute Colonial Warrior to... how shall I say this delicately... CREATIVELY remove the blue stuff on your skin... think about it... ah, c'mon, you know you've been dreaming of this day...!!!" :D

Even Muffit has to raise its eyebrows over this one...

:beaver:

[Rowan]

Oh yea Muffit I like your style!!! I am embarased to admit that me and my naughty mind had not even considered this...:blush: mmmmm who should I invite, maybe colonial warrior Keith urban, or that other colonial warrior ah um that's it TIm Mcgraw, or maybe , dare I say ...both of them ...at once...mmmmmm, lots and lots of licking too much for just one tongue...(shakes her head to clear it) after the blue shower and the pink bath...

[Muffit]

:laugh:

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar just stands there with her mouth wide open in Shock at what the beaver
said ...while at the same time trying to control her laughter as ................................
Em says ...................hmmmmmmmmm ................let's see Starbuck Or Apollo? ............
orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......................................:naughty:

[Rowan]

Is it a full moon tonight ladies?:D or are we feeling a wee bit neglected by our gentlemen;)

[shiningstar]

No says shiningstar as she goes to Sleep SITTING up on the couch due to
her bronchitis ;) {PER Dr's Orders}

[Rowan]

So then that would actually be a yes shiningstar...cause if you bin (trying to talk badly here) sittin' on a couch every night for the last few weeks well then...;)

As shinigstar gets settled in for hte night and everyone is all clean again, and the beavers have been rounded up and the plumbing has all been fixed everyone decides it's time to get a nice meal so they all wander down to the cafeteria to get some supper laughing and talking together...

[bsg1fan1975]

Not me!

Bsg growls in disgust as she throws her uniforms back in to wash hoping the blue stuff comes out of them. Bsg flops on the couch and begins to sing only to find.....

[Rowan]

That she must have put too much soap in the washing machine, for the lid is lifting from the force of too many soap bubbles which are spewing out the top of the washing machine. Meanwhile all her friends are having supper and laughing together wondering why bsg didn't join them...:/: :confused:

[shiningstar]

Meanwhile Shiningstar is stuck on the couch ........."GROUNDED"
due to Doctor Paulis's orders assssssssssssssssssssss..............................

[Rowan]

while shiningstar pines away on her lonely couch she is suddenly disrupted by 5 count 5 hunky young men who come to her door they explain that they have been very well trained in their job to do anything and everything shiningstar might wish, need supper made? dishes done? house cleaned? repairs made? laundry done? message? you name it (hey it's my gift fantasy relax and enjoy the thought, can you imagine...);) :salute:

[bsg1fan1975]

bsg wakes up on the couch only to find that her clothes have been washed, dried and folded. She looks for any indication of who did this nice deed so she can thank them.

[Muffit]

Suddenly, the Fleet telecomm bursts to life in every stateroom in the fleet. On the screen - a spectacular skating and colored lights show...

"Welcome to BEAVERS ON ICE!"

The screen sizzles with exciting pirouhettes and double Lutzes, as ice dust kicks up at every turn, the hairy brown creatures a contrast to their skimpy pink lace attire...

The Fleet, as one, stares mouth agape, and stunned silence rules the day.
Sensing their televised fare is not going as well as expected, Harry Beaver switches to the second rink on channel 2.

"Welcome to CYLONS ON ICE!"

Gleaming with starbursts off their chrome bodies, rows of practiced Cylons kick their legs up in unison, their chiffon skirts whipping in the breeze, the ice below agleam with roving red reflections...

***

Somewhere, not far away, a Gold Centurion aboard a trailing Baseship studies the intercepted video unraveling before him. He looks at the Imperious Leader's silhouette beside him, then back at the screen, then back at the Imperious Leader.

Gold Centurion: "Well, tapping their feed SOUNDED like a good idea... don't you think?"

Moments later, a shiny gold object ejects from the belly of the basestar, its eyes' puzzled red glow vanishing into the blackness of space...

:beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver:

:cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon: :cylon:

:D

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg rolls over and groans. She pulled the couch pillow over her head to hide her laughter. Soon muffled laughs can be heard down the corridor.

[shiningstar]

Meanwhile shiningstar and her five 'helpers'(:naughty:)...........stare with mouths
agape at the spectacle on the communication screen in her quarters. As she is
watching the cylons are dancing in perfect unison ..........Shiningstar is heard to exclaim .......................

[bsg1fan1975]

wow! Where's my laser? Its time for target practice !"

[shiningstar]

Unbeknowgst to her Dr. Paulis is right behind her. "I thought I ordered YOU to
REST.....LIEUTENANT.", he said as a grumbling, slightly irrated
Shiningstar reclines back on her couch as Dr. Paulis is heard to say ....................
l

[Rowan]

Blast that woman! doesn't she care about herself...and storms off in a huff...women!! suddenly...

[shiningstar]

Suddenly he find himself escourted out of her quarters by her five Hunks ................
"{Uhhhhhmmmmm I DON'T EVEN Want to KNOW!}", he thinks as he continues on
his way to the life station ;)

[Rowan]

meanwhile gaelen decides it's time to test the smilie faces and whether they change positions when she selects them :salute: ;) :laugh: :D :wtf: :blush:

[Rowan]

Sure enough they do chanf=ge posittions except for the top row:D :blush: ;) :salute:

[shiningstar]

In the meantime Dr. Paulis returns to the life center and is SHOCKED to see ........................

[Rowan]

a cylon in pieces laying on one of his exam talbes, Apollo, Starbuck and Cassie are all standing there anxious to explain what happened to them in the two word story

[shiningstar]

As shiningstar goes to sleep while her five men massage her feet :naughty:

[Rowan]

whoooo hoooo shiningstar!!!:thumbsup:

[shiningstar]

In the meantime Dr. Paulis is getting a HUGE MIGRANE as he tries to decipher the
story that Apollo, Starbuck and Cassiopia are trying to tell him ...............when.............

[Rowan]

Adama arrives demanding an explanations as to how a cylon got onboard his battlestar!

[shiningstar]

Adama arrives demanding an explanations as to how a cylon got onboard his battlestar!

As Security finds a shuttle with two destroyed cylons aboard ...................

[Rowan]

suddenly Adama gets the call from security requesting his presence at the site of the discovery. Apollo, Starbuck and Cassie are hot on Adama's heels as he marches out of the life center...

[Senmut]

To bump into Sen, who has baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad news. It has been discovered that Muffit got all those mushies from the replicator device invented by Dr. Wilker. (So he claims, but the sticker on it says "Property of Starfleet Command") He's been stashing his mushies behind the laundry room ceiling panels, just waiting to corner the market, next time Starbuck tries to date Athena and Cassie at once.
BUT................... It seems the mushie he originally used was one from a crate that had PLUTON POISONING from the Holocaust, and was thus DEADLY!!!!! As his hoard of tainted mushies grew ever more vast, the pluton molecules in them began to...grow. Slowly, over untold episodes, interacting with soap bubble fumes from below, they began to change into...... something. When the soap bubbles exploded in the overstuffed underwear processor machine containing Sheba's bras, the soap came into contact with the altered mushies. Then, exposed to electical arcing in the broken circuits, the unthinkable happened. The once-innocent mushies have transforemd into-
A HIDEOUS MUTATED MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One that feeds on...Beavers!
"Run!" shouts Sen. "Run for your lives!"

[shiningstar]

Adama hides a little smile, but orders security to destroy the hideous monster.
"Do you have to?", Cassiopia asks as Apollo and Starbuck arch their eyebrows
at her question and Adama softly chuckles as he answers "Yes Cassiopia I do.
Apollo, Starbuck how nice of you to volunteer for this detail.", Adama says
with a mischivious smile as..............................

[Rowan]

Apollo and Starbuck look at each other then back at Sen ,Starbuck askes what the frack are you on? Apollo says to Starbuck "come on let's go check it out."

Adama meanwhile continues on towards the the located ceylon's to see for himself how this happened.

[shiningstar]

As Em, and Bsg make their way over to Apollo and to Starbuck with three
very terrified beavers in tow as .................................

[Muffit]

LOL Senmut! :D
:muffit:

[shiningstar]

Boomer sighs and says ..............................

[Rowan]

What the frack is happening to our Galactica!:)

[shiningstar]

as the Mutated Monster continues to chase after several 100 frightened beavers..........
as the warriors stand by puzzled as all of their weapons fail to destroy the beast as..........

[Muffit]

Boomer: "...something's wrong with my Viper! Someone's painted a fake computer display on my monitor! And nothing works!"

Starbuck notices the same thing.

And Jolly.

And, in fact, ALL the pilots.

Adama orders a full diagnostic on ships systems, but the diagnostics fail to work.
Just then, a wave of Cylons heads kamikaze-style toward the bridge.

Adama: "Negative shield, NOW!"

Pressing the button, Omega jumps back as it fizzles and a blanket unrolls itself over the aperture instead.

"What the...!@#$%"

Dr. Wilkir is called to manually investigate the problem. After several hours of intense disassembly and study, he looks up, baffled.

Wilkir: "All the RESISTORS are gone! Every single one!!!"

***

That's when they hear a beaver's giggling voice over the interfleet comm...
Gnawty: "Of course they're gone! I had to do it!!!...............because you know......

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!"

Entire crew: "!@!#%&%^!$!##@$%!"

:beaver: :D

***

And the beast is still on the loose...
"Hopefully he'll find Gnawty", thinks everyone silently...

[shiningstar]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
{Good one Muffit :thumbsup:}

[shiningstar]

In the meantime Shiningstar was told to report to duty to go after the Mutated
monster. As she goes out of her quarters minus now the five hunks ....................
she sees ..................................................................................................................

[Rowan]

a group of beavers huddled in the corner ....

[shiningstar]

She quickly reaches for the Blue ooze that she retrieved from her shower in
five five gallon buckets. SHe then puts a match to the ooze and pours it
over the monster as .......................................

[Senmut]

Dr. Wilker, PO'd that Muffit used his (ha!) invention to replicate toxic mushies, removes a resistor from the ols AM radio he has sitting on the shelf. Plugging it in to one of the critical defense systems on the bridge, they are rewarded with....

[Rowan]

spectacular explosing of electric energy, curling hair and toes alike....the girls are admiring their new hair... the guys are just shaking their heads Dr. wilkie is furious

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar satisfied that the mutated monster is dead leads the terrified cornered
beavers to safety only to hear a ominous noise behind her as she has her back to
what's left of the monster. She turns to see ........................

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg grumbling about her hair now being curly. "I like mine with waves not curls!"

[Muffit]

The funniest looking hair day is on poor Muffit - it looks like a French poodle that stuck its paw in a light socket!!! :D

:muffit:

[Rowan]

are you just going to post then disapear senmut?

[Senmut]

Suddenly, they all freeze, hearing a hideous noise. Turning around, they see the monster rising again, and a vile voice rumbles...
"MMMmmmmm. Blue ooze!!!!"

[Rowan]

The monster dripping bubles everywhere starts walking towards Cassiopiea (sp?) and Athena who stand there transfixed by this apparition frozen in shock and disgust...

[bsg1fan1975]

as bsg grabs Muffit and runs in the other direction.

[Senmut]

running smack into the Orkin guy, armed with a double-barreled, patented, 50,000 mega-joule-ignited, auto-safety cut-off equipped flamethrower.

[Rowan]

knocking the double-barreled, patented, 50,000 mega-joule-ignited, auto-safety cut-off equipped flamethrower, right out of his hand Apollo and Starbuck who have rescued Cassie and Athena grab it and......................

[bsg1fan1975]

turn it on the monster. Thus reducing it to a flaming pile of.......

[Rowan]

Bubbling blue goo...they go over to it and just to be sure it’s DEAD!!! They flame it till it’s a pile of ashes. Apollo and Starbuck their hearts still racing from the adrenalin rush look a little flushed, the girls look adoringly at their heroes...

[Senmut]

and the Orkin guy says; "Gee, Cassie. Your clothes are singed and falling off. Need any help???"

[Rowan]

gettin into new ones or getting out of these ones?

[Senmut]

Like Starbuck would care!

[Rowan]

Starbuck I would really appreciate some help that would be great if you could just hand me my clean dress over there, Starbuck turns back to hand her the dress only to discover she's all ready sliped out of the singed one it is lying on the ground at her feet...

[Senmut]

Starbuck takes one look at the sinuously naked Cassiopeia, and his eyes glaze, his heart speeds up, his [...................], and violin music begins to waft through from somewhere off camera.

[Rowan]

Cassiopeia is enjoying the obvious effect she is having on starbuck and decides to make things more uncomfortable for him, she leans forward without taking the dress traping his hands between their bodies....

[Senmut]

And, before he can so much as gasp or squeek, she takes his head in her hands, and guides his lips to her...

[Rowan]

which head?

[Senmut]

The one on top of his neck, My Dear. (Spanks Rowan for such naughty thoughts!!)

[Rowan]

And, before he can so much as gasp or squeek, she takes his head in her hands, and guides his lips to her... her neck mmmm encouraging him to nibble softly there, pressing herself more ardently against him...

[Senmut]

Any more ardently, and she'll be behind him!

[Rowan]

I'm going to ignore that!

reaching up on tip toes and turning her neck a little to offer him more access... little moans slipping past her lips as his mouth traveled over her neck and his teeth nibbled her ears...

[Senmut]

and his fingers fell, to torture and tickle her throbbing, swollen...

[Rowan]

she gasps and shivers her body trembling under his hands her breath is coming fast her body aches for more...

[Senmut]

In a whirl, they are like naked gods, their passion burning the very air around them.

[Rowan]

Starbuck tosses Cassie to the bed her heart is pounding in her ears, adrenelin courses through her viens, her skin is alive with sensations, she can't take it anymore throwing her weight against him she rolls him over onto his back ...

[Senmut]

making his her man again, and forever.

[Rowan]

ok you win I surrender...

[Senmut]

he screamed, as she took total control.

[Rowan]

hey I was talking to you... nice little use of my words though!

[Rowan]

mmmmmm total control..........;)

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg laughs as she helps the beavers decorate the officer's lounge for the St. Patrick's day party!

[Muffit]

mmmmmm total control..........;)

...and just as the ecstasy of the moment could not get any higher...

...in walk two beavers carrying several six packs of beaver beer and bowls of half-eaten popcorn...

Beavers; "Oh, don't mind us! Our tele went out and we don't wanna miss the Triad game, so we'll just borrow your set for a bit!"

With that they plop down on the edge of the bed, switch on the tele, and begin munching and gulping, frequently releasing huge belches followed by giggles and remarks like, "Good one!".

To which Cassie and Starbuck, their amorous peaks deflated, sigh resolutely and hope the blue beast comes back to get rid of these untimely beavers...

:beaver: :D :beaver:

[shiningstar]

They get dressed and watch the beavers enjoying the triad game. Just as
they think things can NOT get any worse ......................in WALKS .........................

[bsg1fan1975]

Apollo and Sheba. "Sorry guys, we heard there was a party going on here."

[Rowan]

well there was until every one showed up! Apollo exclaimed in a husky passion laced voice glancing appologetically at Sheba