"There are those that still believe......Part 2"

[amberstar]

Amberstar came into the corridor to see what all the shouting about when suddenly she sees beavers trying to steal Dawg's ambrosa!!!!!!!!!!

What battle this is going to be ;)

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg comes walking by with Greenbean and grabs the ambrosa and hands it back to Dawg. She looks at the beavers. "Shame on you. That isn't yours. How many times must I tell yopu its wrong to steal?"

[Muffit]

The beavers hang their heads down, all except Gnawty who says defiantly,

"What d'ya mean? My favorite superhero /brags/ about being a thief! You know...! The Man of Steal!!!"

Somewhere out in space, a loud "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgghhhhhhh" is heard...

:muffit:

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg calls security and tells them to report this incident to Colonel Tigh as she walks away with Greenbean. They head to the Rising Star for a night of fun and relaxation. Bsg starts laughing at the image in her mind of Colonel Tigh dealing with the beavers. she tells Greenbean about the image and he...

[Senmut]

informs Tigh of where his secret cookbook stash is stashed, along with spices, herbs, and beaver-suitable dcookware. Tigh, glowering at the beavers and rubbing his hands together, calls Wilker's Cylons, and has every beaver they can find rounded up, and brought to his quarters. Heat from the engines is bled off to feed the stove, and the Galactica's exec turnes to the nearest beaver, and says:

[Rowan]

run for your life or be eaten! :D the door is firmly locked against intrusion so the beavers know it is futile!! they begin begging pitiously but Tigh will have none of it!


Meanwhile Dawg, Em and Rowan are all enjoying the ambrosia and sharing some laughs, and celebrating Dawgs announcement.:D ;)


bsg and Greenbean have wandered off to have some alone time...


and Muffit?

[bsg1fan1975]

The screams of the beavers reach bsg as she and Greenbean board the shuttle. She looks at him with a grin. "I hope this little incident puts the beavers on their best behavior from now on."

[Muffit]

Muffit has been sitting on the turbo flush for several hours - till finally realizing it does not have a colon - *flushes anyway*...

:D

[bsg1fan1975]

The crew hears a startled yelp and they come running. They see....

[Senmut]

The sauce beginning to steam in the pans, and the vapor filling the room. Tigh begins sharpening the knives....

[bsg1fan1975]

as the beavers scream in terror. Harry looks frantically around for the nearest exit. Adama and Deitra were laughing so hard that they had to hang on to Boxey for support.

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar tries to keep from laughing at what she is seeing before her as ..................

[bsg1fan1975]

too funny. Harry lets out a wail and falls to his knees. He is blubbering so fast that he is misunderstood by all who watch. Tigh....

[Senmut]

askes if he's brought the other cookbook.

[shiningstar]

askes if he's brought the other cookbook.

As Starbuck who has just walked in with it hands it to Tigh who ..........

[bsg1fan1975]

grins and begind to look for beaver recipies! Harry goes ballistic and clings to Dietra's leg. "Please, I'll be good. Don't let him turn me into Beaver Soup!" Dietra looks at Harry and then to Tigh as she...

[shiningstar]

bursts into helpless fits of laughter.......

As she continues to laugh along with Adama and the other people assembled..........

[bsg1fan1975]

Harry runs for the air duct. He scrambles inside and refuses to come out. Boxey walks over and tries to talk to him as.....

[shiningstar]

Tigh gives Harry an evil grin and walks to the kitchen counter and starts sharpening
his knives..................as................

[bsg1fan1975]

Harry retreats further into the air duct. Boxey is upset now and starts yelling at Tigh. Apollo hears his son and comes running in to find out what is going on. Apollo ......

[shiningstar]

asks what's going on ........only to be greeted with uncontrollable almost hysterical
laughter. He looks on all the people there and sees even his own father is
laughing hysterically ..............as...............

[bsg1fan1975]

Boxey runs up to Apollo sobbing that Tigh is going to hurt Harry. Apollo kneels down and.....

[shiningstar]

pats Boxey on the shoulder. TIgh says that Little SCAMP deserves it as ..................

[bsg1fan1975]

Boxey kicks Tigh in the shins. Apollo is shocked and Athena......

[shiningstar]

comes to her senses as .......................

[bsg1fan1975]

Boxey prepares to kick Tigh again. Athena steps in between them and .....

[shiningstar]

makes Colonel Tigh put his knives away and gets Harry out of the shaft and takes him
............................

[bsg1fan1975]

to a safe area where she knows that he won't be harmed or get into trouble. Harry thanks her and ......

[shiningstar]

hugs her tightly as ...........

[shiningstar]

Commander Adama walks in with a sheepish grin on his face as .................

[bsg1fan1975]

he sees the beaver hugging his daughter and jokes that he wants to make a fur coat of Harry if he doesn't let go of Athena. Athena looks at her father and.....

[shiningstar]

he sees the beaver hugging his daughter and jokes that he wants to make a fur coat of Harry if he doesn't let go of Athena. Athena looks at her father and.....

and gives him a angry stare. She then says ......................

[bsg1fan1975]

"Be nice to Harry. He has saved our rears alot when it came to the cylons." Starbuck saw this and became jealous. "Athena, your going to let a half pint furball hug you when it should be me?" Athena gave him....

[Laura]

a sweet smile and. . .

[Senmut]

Adama left, as the telecom rang. It was Tigh, and he said "Are the homing beacons on the beavers working?"
Adama said "Yes. And I'll bring the spice rack..."

[bsg1fan1975]

Athena had been passing by and heard the whole thing. "You'll do no such thing. Just leave them alone. Why would you want to hurt the beavers?"

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar smiled secretly as she passed Athena with the 'other' spice rack.
She made her way back over to Colonel Tigh's quarters as .................

[Muffit]

Adama left, as the telecom rang. It was Tigh, and he said "Are the homing beacons on the beavers working?"
Adama said "Yes. And I'll bring the spice rack..."
Athena grimaced. "There you go talking about my 'rack' again! I swear, you guys are incorrigible!"

:D

[shiningstar]

Athena grimaced. "There you go talking about my 'rack' again! I swear, you guys are incorrigible!"

:D

Adama and Colonel Tigh were mortified at Athena's comments while starbuck
and Apollo laughed as shining star delivered her spices and the 'rack' to
Colonel Tigh. She left Tigh's quarters unoticed as ....................

[bsg1fan1975]

Athena brought out the voodoo dolls she had made of the laughing group and stuck them all with the pins. Boxey cheered and....

[Rowan]

and the men grinned as they checked out the spices, their was sporty, posh, baby and scary the men were very pleased with the "racks" they brought with them.;) :D

[Senmut]

before Wilker reminded them that it was "stack". Anyway, after checking out the spices, Tigh made sure one of the captured Cylons had the stove all ready, the utensils prepared, and it's apron straight. The Cylon turned as Tigh spoke, set down the wooden spoon on the chopping block, and said...
"Needs salt, by your command." Tigh double checked his cook book, put the lid over the beaver cauldron, and looking at Adama, said...

[Rowan]

What would a Cylon know about taste!

[Senmut]

Since they didn't shoot RDM, obviously not much.

[Rowan]

the cylons would not shoot their master, suddenly there was a red alert and...

[Senmut]

Tigh turned to the Cylon at the stove: "I told you to turn the heat down!"
"By your command."

[Rowan]

no silly a real red alert! pilots ran for their vipers....

[Senmut]

And the Cylon asked Tigh; "Where's the terregon?"
And Tigh asked "You know about Terra?"
"Check with Imperious Leader. I'm just a Centurion."
"By your command."
"That's my line, Human."
"Sorry."
"Don't sweat it." The Cylon turned back to the pot, and sprinkled a few things into it, then turned back to Tigh. "Okay, where are the beavers?"

[Muffit]

Just then, a small child beaver comes in wearing a Cylon helmet and playing with a wooden blaster.

Beaver: "Hi dad!!!
Tigh looks befuddled and answers, "I'm not your dad son."
Beaver: "'Course not. I was talking to /my/ dad, old chrome dome."
Cylon: "Now son, you know I don't like that. By any chance do you have some terregon?"
Beaver: "Terra-who? Can I have some cubits for a pack o' mushies Red Eye?"
Cylon: "Son, please call me Dad. Red Eye makes me think of an old west drink"
Beaver: "Suit yerself pardner. Reckon I've got a hankerin' fer some mushies Red Eye... how 'bout it?"
Cylon: *sighs and digs in his pockets*
Beaver: "Dad, how many times I gotta tell ya, you ain't got any pockets!"
Cylon: "Oh yeah. Darn suits. Takes me longer to go to the bathroom than it does to build a fighter".
Beaver: *giggles*" Don't tell me you nickel plated panzies gotta tinkle!!!"
Cylon: *blushes* "Our creators didn't have enough room for an amply sized bladder, so our hydraulic pump, err, heart, doubles as a pee-pantry"
Beaver: " 'Pee-pantry' - hee-hee-hee! Dad, you crack me up!!! If you didn't carve mom up like a country ham I'd swear you were an alright guy!!!"
Cylon: *smiles parentally* "Go run and play with your sword son"

*Tigh ponders how in the world a Cylon could father a child, and a beaver at that*

Tigh: "I thought Cylons couldn't, well, you know... I mean, you're not built for, err, help me out will ya?!"
Cylon: "We don't wear these trendy skirts fer nothin', pardner..." :D

:beaver:

[Senmut]

Looking in the door, Sire Solon scowls at everyone, including the baby beaver, and asks: "Is there something going on here, I should prosecute anyone for? Hey!" sniffffffffffff "Hey, is that terragon I smell?"
"I didn't know anyone from Terra was here," said the Cylon, checking the spice rack, and tossing a wet rag on the beaver's helmet.
"Oh shut up, Bronze Breath!" shouted Belloby, shoving her way through the door, arms loaded with fresh veggies and a bottle of terragon. "Here ya go, Colonel." She nuzzled closer. "After din din, wanna come on over and see my energizer?"
"I have a sudden pain in all the diodes down my left side," said the Cylon, whose name was actually Walter.
"Can it, tin head," said Athena.
"By your terragon," said Walter, and stirred the pot.
"Is someone from Terra here, Father?"
"Needs basil," said Tigh. He looked around. "Where is the beaver?"
"Damn!" said Solon.

[shiningstar]

as the beaver snuck out of Colonel Tigh's quarters and raced down the corrider with colonel tigh in hot pursuit as ...........

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar who just off duty had to jump up on a railing to avoid the cleaver the
Colonel tigh was swinging as he raced off in pursuit of the beaver. Shiningstar
started to get down from the railing only to realize that her foot was stuck.
She called for help as .............

[shiningstar]

She lost her balance and found herself hanging upside down by a boot strap as ............

[shiningstar]

Lt Jolly walks up the corrider and stifles a laugh. He moves to help Shiningstar only
to have to jump up himself as Colonel Tigh almost chops him with the cleaver. He
starts to work on freeing shiningstar only to find him self hanging upside down
next to shiningstar. "I wanted to hang around you Jolly ........but THIS is
ridiculous!", Shiningstar says as Colonel Tigh and the beaver continue running
down the hall.

[shiningstar]

Capt. Apollo walks down the hall and is shocked to see ......................

[shiningstar]

colonel tigh recklessly swinging his cleaver ........completely missing the beaver and
almost striking Jolly and shiningstar as the swing from left to right and back again
trying to avoid ....................the slice of death as the beaver rushes into the
elevator with colonel tigh in hot pursuit.........as .............................

[shiningstar]

Starbuck and Boomer come out of the elevator ..........narrowly missing
being drawn and quartered by colonel tigh who is still in hot pursuit of
the errant beaver as ............

[shiningstar]

Captain Apollo finally manages to free both Jolly and Shiningstar from their.........
perches ..............as ..........................................

[Senmut]

Belloby starts helping the Cylon chop the veggies for the stew, and call out encouragement to Tigh. She then turns to the Cylon, and asks if he'd like to see her energizer.
"It's a Hyperon, MOdel 2100," she says, seductively.
"I saw one of those in last sectar's issue of PlayCylon ", said the Centurion, red eye oscillating faster.

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar, Apollo and Jolly can only roll their eyes at Belloby's words as .................

[shiningstar]

Commander Adama and Athena start to help Belloby chop the veggies for..............

[Senmut]

Beaver Stew! The Cylon draws his sword, and looking arounds, says...

[shiningstar]

"Minnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne allllllllllllllllllllll MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as .......

[Senmut]

Reese stunmbled into view, a prisoner on one arm. He looked at the Cylon, sword still with veggie bits hanging from the blade, and said...

[shiningstar]

Reese stunmbled into view, a prisoner on one arm. He looked at the Cylon, sword still with veggie bits hanging from the blade, and said...

"Wouldn't you rather have the Hyperon, Model 2100?" ..............as ..............

[emerita]

Em crashes her viper into docking bay 2., "WooHoo!!!...that was a close one.....hmm, where is everyone..." Em climbs out of her viper and limps toward the door leading to the interior of the ship. As the door opens she runs into.......................

[shiningstar]

a knife wielding cylon holding a Hyperon, MODEL 2100 in his other arm as ............

[shiningstar]

Em who is still limping asks in a very annoyed tone of voice .........."GEEEEEE get a
ROOM will ya?".

[Senmut]

At that moment, Belloby yells.."Okay, Colonel. I found the terragon!" Em turns her pretty head, and asks: "You know about Terra?"

[shiningstar]

At that moment, Belloby yells.."Okay, Colonel. I found the terragon!" Em turns her pretty head, and asks: "You know about Terra?"

Belloby then asks ........."Terra? Terra WHO?" As Tigh Rolls his eyes and
takes the Tarragon spice from Belloby ...................................

[bsg1fan1975]

wears a confused expression as Bsg walks in and sits as far away from and knives or such that is swinging. "I only came for the ice cream. I already had something to eat." Starbuck.......

[Senmut]

, bumping into Adama, helps him pick up some of the spices, and bring them to Tigh. Both Tigh and the Cylon, standing over the pot, toss a few spices in, then check on the beavers. Sharpening the cleaver, Tigh says...

[emerita]

Em pours herself a cup of tea and sits and watches how the spices are being used and is thinking to herself...a little much? She smiles and takes a sip of tea...suddenly...............

[Muffit]

...the tea morphs into a huge, dark-skinned man with golden chain necklaces and a mohawk.

He intones, "What? Ain't ya ever heard of "Mr. T" ??? :D :D :D

[Senmut]

The newcomer looks at Starbuck, and scowls. "Whatcha lookin' at me like that for? Don't make no Face at me, Foo!"

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg turns the corner and sees the pandemonium and retraces her steps. She heads for the launch bay for some peace and quiet.

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar who has just gotten off duty joins her and volunteers for another patrol
rather then be a part of the pandemonium that has ensued and seemingly enveloped
the fleet as ....................

[Senmut]

Meanwhile, Belloby has grabbed up a struggling beaver, and turns towards the Cylon, who says...

[Muffit]

Meanwhile, Belloby has grabbed up a struggling beaver, and turns towards the Cylon, who says...Cylon: "Are you playing with your beaver again?"

(oops, that might be taken the wrong way...) :blink: :blush:

[thomas7g]

*thud*

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg looks at Shiningstar and smiles. "I think there is a Triad game tonight. I have two tickets, want to join me?"

[shiningstar]

Bsg looks at Shiningstar and smiles. "I think there is a Triad game tonight. I have two tickets, want to join me?"

"Sure do .........count me in.", Shiningstar says as .......................

[Senmut]

ANYWAY.................. And the Cylon says...?

[bsg1fan1975]

"What do you think this is, that game show "The Cubits are Right?" Give me a break." He snatches the beaver and takes off with it. Everyone is in a state of shock as...........

[Senmut]

The other Cylon snatches it back, and heads towards the kitchen. He dumps it in the sink, and begins to scrub it.

[bsg1fan1975]

The beaver begans to wail at the treatment he is getting and looks at someone to rescue him. Apollo takes pity on the poor creature and .........

[shiningstar]

starts to rescue him only to be stopped as the cylon places his sword at his
neck and says ............"you know .........YOU can take his place if you wish....
warrior." .................as

[Senmut]

Apollo decides to go help Belloby with the spice rack, while Col. Tigh double checks then stirs veggies already in the pot. Aurora sniffs the aroma wafting from the pot, and looks at the Cylon, patting him on the shoulder, and saying...

[Senmut]

"Hey, is that a Model 421 non-inductive high-voltage bridge rectifier in your pelvic armor assembly, or are you just glad to see me?"
"By your command? Weren't you on 'Falcon Crest'?"

[Rowan]

while the cylon is distracted the poor wet beaver sneaks out of the sink and makes a mad dash for the exit!

[Senmut]

Only to be caught by Damon, here to catch up with Aurora for their date, and returns the beaver to one of the Cylons. Tigh selects a bottle of wine, while the Cylon finishes washing the meat. The pot is on a boil, and then...

[Rowan]

explodes sending scalding hot water flying in all directions everyone runs screaming from the room...

[Senmut]

except for the Cylons, who feel no pin at the boiling water. One of them fills a new pot with water, and puts it on the stove, while the other resumes cleaning up the beaver. Veggies plop into the pot, as things get back to normal. Then, raising the beaver by the feet, Cylon one draws his sword, and says...

[Rowan]

this is going to taste great with that home made bread we made earlier!

[Rowan]

the second Cylon says put the bloody beaver in the pot all ready and quite jabbering!

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg walks in and grabs the shaking beaver. "Shame on you all. Picking on a defenseless animal. Find something else to make. This creature is coming with me." She walk out with the beaver who thanks her for saving its life. She takes him to her quarters where the other beavers have gone to hide scared that they ate going to be next. After closing the door she says "Now I don't mind sharing my living space with all of you but please keep the room clean." They promise and let her lay out some food that she had liberated from the supply room for the group.

Meanwhile, the others are.........

[Rowan]

responding to a red alert! everyone it racing for the thing that takes them to their vipers!

[Senmut]

The Cylons sigh, go to the freezer, and pull out the frozen beavers. Tigh smiles, and turns up the heat.

[shiningstar]

WHile the colonial pilots are chasing a false alarm as ............

[Senmut]

The stew begins to cook, thge frozen beaver melting in the boiling water, the smell wafting down the corridor.

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg knowing that by now the others have given up the chase for the beavers and have grabbed something else begins to smell the cooking stew. Alarmed she moves the beavers into the corner in her quarters as far away from the door as she can get them before they can smell it.

[shiningstar]

While bsg is protecting the remaining beavers .........Cassiopia
is walking down the corriedor and passes out just as the smell
reaches her.............as

[bsg1fan1975]

Greenbean who was passing Cassi catches her. Dr. Salik is outraged that the noxious smell has reched the life center and made more work for him as people come in because they became sick from the smell. Dr. Salik........

[shiningstar]

Greenbean who was passing Cassi catches her. Dr. Salik is outraged that the noxious smell has reched the life center and made more work for him as people come in because they became sick from the smell. Dr. Salik........

Sighs inwardly as he sees warriors being led by BSG and Shiningstar
carrying members of the Triad teams into the life center. "Bsg do you
think the cylons 'planned' it this way?", Shiningstar asks as she helps
Brie lift jolly onto the stretcher. As ................

[shiningstar]

Colonel tigh continues to sift the cayanne pepper over the 'supposedly' dead beaver
only to hear a small sneeze .............the cylon and Tigh look down in shock at the revived
beaver as ..............

[bsg1fan1975]

the beaver screams in panic and runs for the life center. Bsg had been about to answer Shining when a bundle of screaming, trembling fur launches itself into her arms. Bsg wraps her arms around the beaver and begins to calm it. Just then.........

[shiningstar]

Colonel Tigh with the cylons in tow rushes into the life center swinging his cleaver as
the cylons .......................

[bsg1fan1975]

A passing med tech bumps into the cylons and the group goes down. Bsg holds the trembling animal and glares at Tigh. "Leave him be, this beaver is under my protection as all of the other beavers are too. I have taken them in as pets. You will not harm them, understand?"

[shiningstar]

Colonel Tigh stares back at her in wide eyed shock as the cylons lift their swords
and .............

[bsg1fan1975]

the female med tech screams before passing out. Dr. Salik incensed that Tigh and the cylons have brought dangerous weapons into his life center calls security to have Tigh and the Cylons removed. Tigh......

[shiningstar]

gets up and trys to tear the terrfied beaver out of Bsg's arms as Shiningstar
quickly takes her weapons and blasts the up till now harmless cylons into
smitherings ............as ...............

[bsg1fan1975]

the security teams arrive and order Tigh to leave. Bsg holds onto her new pet as Tigh is surrounded by the black shirts. Boxey arrives with Muffit trailing after just having come from Dr. Wilker's because........

[shiningstar]

he wasn't feeling well because of the smell. Boxey upon seeing the remains of
the terminated cylons exclaims ...........................

[bsg1fan1975]

"Holy Fracking golmonging cylons! What happened here?" Apollo entered the room and heard what his son said and .......

[Muffit]

Boxey: "Fur-cicles and roasted chrome - yum, what a stinky treat!!!"

*as he sharpens his knife on his fork...*

[shiningstar]

"BOXEY!!!! You know better then to talk like .............Just what did 'happen' here?",
Apollo exclaimed as he stared at the devestation before him. "I didn't DO IT!",
Boxey exlaimed as ............................

[Senmut]

Meanwhile, back in the kitchen Belloby continues, unwrapping the rest of the frozen terragon, and reaches for more frozen steaks.

[Senmut]

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm", she says, as the meat begins cooking. The shade of her late husband, Sire Quincy, shows up, and they discuss the cooking.
"You know about Terra?" she asks the ghost.
"Of course, Popsy Wopsy-poo. We know all over here on the other side!"
"Great. Am I going to get to kick Starbuck's astrum finally, and win at Pyramid tonight?"
Just then, Tigh returns, still and unstruggling beavers in each hand, and grins a happy grin at belloby.
"Hello, Colonel," says the long-deceaseed Sire Quincy.
"Yo, Quince, what's shakin'?"

[Senmut]

Just then...

[shiningstar]

the Clarion sounds and everyone has to rush to their duty stations to meet
the oncoming cylon fleet as ................

[Senmut]

one of the Cylon chefs looks at Belloby, and says its time to kick it up annuder notch. As one of the beavers goes down in the boiling pot for the last time, the Cylon says...

[shiningstar]

hand me some more tarragon please ........as ..................

[Senmut]

the beaver, choking out it's last words, says "You know about Terra?"

[shiningstar]

Tigh pulled the beaver OUT of the pot. "WHAT about Terra?", he asked.....as .........

[Senmut]

Sire Quincy's ghost tells him to put the beaver back in. Then, as the stew stews, Quincy unfolds the tale of Terra, and it's myriad forms of culinary endeavor.

[shiningstar]

Colonel Tigh smiles as the fumes from the now TRUELLY deceased beaver rise above
the cauldron as ..............................

[Muffit]

...a bluish white apparition rises from the stew. It shakes the pot, rattles the silverware, and everyone suddenly feels cold.


Muffit: "Oh no! We haven't gotten rid of him! We've just created a BEAVERGEIST!!!!" :wtf:


(I guess if he were a chicken, he'd be a POULTRY_GEIST *grin*!!! :D :D :D )

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar who is over in the other quarters stuck with TONS, and TONS and tons of
paperwork is aghast as a pale blue beaver shaped apparition floats over her head...
is is stunned as it says ..........................................

[Muffit]

Beavergeist: "They're heeeeeerrrrrre..."

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar sighs and tells them to go back and HAUNT Colonel Tigh cause she has
too much work to do. She then turns back to her work and sighs audibly as .............

[Rowan]

Rowan walks by whistling happily to herself she's scheduled for a patrol and is looking forward to flying in her viper just as she turns the corner...

[amberstar]

She bumps into Amberstar, who just got back from deep space patrol.

" Hi Rowan I hear your up next".

Just be careful of that system in quad 9. It is transmitting on gama channel.
I'm on my way to the bridge to report to the Commander. Want to join me before your patrol?

[Rowan]

sure why not I've got time !
Rowan follows Amberstar as they head off to the bridge together chatting about Amberstars discovery and what it might mean

[Senmut]

Meanwhile, back in the kitchen...

[Senmut]

Tigh and guests are just tucking in to the stew, as Sire Quincy reminds Belloby to watch her weight. Aurora, Athena, Bojay, et al, join in, and have a truly wonderous repast. Jolly belches loudly, and Athena reminds him that he has to go find the kids he forgot. He snitches another bite from the pot on the way out, as Adama says...

[Rowan]

meanwhile back at the bridge Comander Adama is waiting to get the full report from Amberstar, He looks up just as Amberstar and Rowan walk in Rowan still following Amberstar's lead walks up to Comander Adama and listens while Amberstar debriefs.

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar is still stuck with all the paperwork. Between the beavergueist and the
paperwork she has her hands full. Excellent Adama says with a smile and what else
do you have for me?

[amberstar]

Comander Adama, after hearing the debriefing decides to aproach the counsel of 12 with this new information.
The Battlestar is put on alert and all vipers are gronded until further notice. Whatever is out there will have to wait until the members of the counsel can come to an agreement on what to do.
This leaves time for the pilots to enjoy themselves on the Rising Star.....Just as Rowan and Amberstar turned to leave the bridge they run into..........

[Senmut]

the ghosts of the Twelve Holy Kopbollian Chefs!

[shiningstar]

Complaining that Colonel Tigh has put too much Taragon in the beaver stew and THEY
have to save the stew before Tigh RUINS it.

[shiningstar]

In the meantime Shiningstar finished up all the paperwork and headed down
to the officers club for a ambroisia as ...................

[shiningstar]

Colonel tigh and everyone else is still enjoying their delicious beaver meal.
"Sir why didn't you invite Lieutenant Shiningstar?" "She's like BSG old friend.
She has a soft spot for the beavers ......too soft...........", colonel Adama
remarked as ................

[Senmut]

the final report on Tigh's use of terragon, reviewed by Sire Quincy's ghost, is given to him. The twelve Holy Kobollian Chefs also comment on the stew, and then Athena says...

[shiningstar]

"DISGUSTING! I know we're trying to find TERRA but this is RIDICULOUS!" Everyone
stifles their laughter at the look Adama gives them as ....................

[Senmut]

Belloby hands her the bottle of Terragon.

[shiningstar]

Adama then directs Reese to remove Siress Belloby from the Galactica and escort
her to the first shuttle OUT of HERE as ..............

[shiningstar]

the Cylons decide they want Siress Belloby to stay and raise their weapons as ..............

[Senmut]

Boxey comes in, and wants to know if there's enough left for him to have a snack. Shocked, Cassie says...

[shiningstar]

Here you go Boxey ............as she hurridly hands him a snack and ushers him out of
the room as the warriors come in weapons drawn and do away with all the cylons......
MEANWHILE .............

[Senmut]

The projectionist misses the change, and has to funble with the next reel, while we all stare at a blank screen. So, let's all go to the lobby for some sodas and popcorn, okay?

[shiningstar]

We all go into the foyer only to see ......................

[shiningstar]

Apollo and the other warriors carrying OUT the remains of the wayward cylons ........as
.........................

[Muffit]

... as the surviving beavers find themselves trapped in the foyer. Not ones to miss a good joke, they all chime:

"Coises!!! Foyer'd again!!!" :D :D :D
:beaver: :beaver: :beaver:

[shiningstar]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
In the mean time Colonel Tigh upon hearing that fresh beaver meat is trapped in the
foyer goes for his cleaver as ......................

[Muffit]

Cleaver? As in, Beaver Cleaver???? LOL!!!!!!!!!

Ward: "Oh June! Who took my good Elks Lodge tie? I need it for tonight!!!"

June: *Staring down at the requested tie in her hands which she just found in the garbage covered with shoe polish* "I have no idea dear... maybe its time for an apache thingie...???"

:D :D :D

[shiningstar]

Cleaver? As in, Beaver Cleaver???? LOL!!!!!!!!!

Ward: "Oh June! Who took my good Elks Lodge tie? I need it for tonight!!!"

June: *Staring down at the requested tie in her hands which she just found in the garbage covered with shoe polish* "I have no idea dear... maybe its time for an apache thingie...???"

:D :D :D

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[shiningstar]

As soon as Colonel Tigh stopped Gagging and Coughing after hearing
Muffit's Joke he again picked up the MEAT cleaver and started toward
the foyer as ...........................................................

[shiningstar]

As colonel Tigh continued looking for the MEAT cleaver to go after the beavers ................

[shiningstar]

The clarion sounded and across the intercom system and throughout the
ship Commander Adama's voice bellowed .......................
"Colonel Tigh report to the bridge."

[shiningstar]

Just as Tigh enters the turbo lift to take him to the bridge an
explosion rocks the Galactica ...............as ...........................

[amberstar]

The red alert sounds........Amberstar, and the other warriors makes way to their vipers!
Another explosions shakes the Galactica...........

[shiningstar]

sending Shiningstar crashing head first into the wall......as Shiningstar lays
unconscious on the floor .............

[amberstar]

Amber stops to aid the fallen Shiningstar, as another blast jolts the ship!

"What the.........the Galactica has stoped, were not moving!!!"

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar moans but still is motionless ........her eyes glazed her pupils
dilated........Amberstar seeing the emergency medical kit compartment
reaches it quickly and starts to attend to Shiningstar's wounds as yet
another blast rocks the ship and sends debris within a hair's breadth of
Amberstar as she continues to attend to shiningstar until cassiopia and
a medical team show up and relieve her so Amberstar can report to her
ship ..........."She's going into SHOCK!", Cassiopia says as she quickly
works to stablelize Shiningstar as .......................

[amberstar]

Amberstar is hit by falling debris........

[shiningstar]

Cassiopia sees her fall as Shiningstar is put on the stretcher and quickly
takes half of the medical team and aids Amberstar as well .......as ...............

[Senmut]

Then, suddenly, one of the Cylons reactivates, and breaks away, to stand up. He looks at the beavers, and shouts "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh can it!" replied Belloby. Then, suddenly, Aurora said...

[shiningstar]

WANNNNNA BET? as she blasts it to smitherings .................

[amberstar]

" All pilots to their vipers now" "Commander Adama has ordered it!"

Amberstar turns to cassie and thanks her...."Take good care of my friend Shiningstar while I'm gone........got to get to my viper and fast!"

[Muffit]

When our brave warriors/heroines reach their ships, they find the cockpits sealed and the engines revving -- but no one appears to be inside!!!

Everyone is baffled... the flight crew leader screams:
"Close the hangar door!!!"

A flight private nearest to him taps him gently and mutters:
"Sir... we don't HAVE a hangar door".

Stunned, the leader stutters,
"Well, err... GO MAKE ONE!!!"

Suddenly all the pilotless vipers launch into the starry night. Our heroes notice one thing as they fly off into the oblivion which explains it all...

...a hairy little hand reaches just above the cockpit lintel and waves...

(Everyone at once) "THE BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :wtf:

[Senmut]

Slowly, the shot-up Cylon begins to reassemble, once more becoming functional. Amid stares of shock, the other one does too, and they begin collecting beavers, and head back towards the kitchen. Suddenly, Tigh says...

[shiningstar]

HOLD IT! WE Need them to Pilot the VIPERS! They act in a COLLECTIVE YOU DOLTS!!!!
he screams as the vipers fire on the incoming cylon raiders. Commander Adama
quickly bolts towards the kitchen as the 'beaver' Pilots destroy the last of the cylons.......
as.........................

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar comes to in the life center she is stunned to hear of the
new beaver squadron being formed ........."well since you're going to
be out of commision for awhile .........we're using YOUR Viper as a
model to make a entire squadron for the beavers .............", Capt. Apollo
explains as ..................

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar looks up at him and in a groggy voice says ..................................

[shiningstar]

"I'm dreaming ..........I've got to be .........Tigh just invited me over for beaver curry and now...... I'm going nuts .........Cassiopia?"as she raises her hand in order to get
Cassiopia's attention ........as ...............

[shiningstar]

Cassiopia gently took her hand and explained how the beavers took the vipers out
to destroy the cylons and how they earned their own squadron when ................

[Senmut]

Belloby Suddenly cries out..."I found the terragon!"
Suddenly, one of the again-resurrecting Cylons says "You know about Terra?"

[shiningstar]

As Commander Adama sighs and takes the weapon from one of the warriors and
blasts the cylons back to kingdom come ........................as .......................

[Senmut]

The scent of terragon begins to waft through the kitchen area, and the other Cylon says: "Sure smells good." Then, as the wrecked Cylon resurrects once more, one of the beaver ghosts says to both him and Colonel Tigh...

[shiningstar]

"So you know about Terra???"

[shiningstar]

Colonel Tigh and the resurected cylons groan as they hear this wishing that there
was a way to shut the little beaverguiest UP .......as .................

[Senmut]

Belloby puts another pot on to boil, and motions to Tigh. He tosses some veggies in, and reaches for the terragon. As he strts stirring, he turns to grin at one of the beavers, and says to Belloby and the Cylons...

[shiningstar]

Hold them Tight we don't need ANY of them ESCAPING!

[Senmut]

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said one of the Cylons.

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar who had just gotten released from the life center headed into
Colonel Tigh's Quarters with some Different spices ................"I thought you
'cared' about the beavers .......", Colonel Tigh said with a shocked look on his
face as .................

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar states simply ..........."I care about finding TERRA I do not care for
choking on TERRAGON! Here try some CURRY instead ........", she says as .................

[Senmut]

the other Cylon says..
"DILL!"

[shiningstar]

the other Cylon says..
"DILL!"

To which Shiningstar replys ....................".BLAAAAAAECHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Senmut]

"Okay, curry," says the Cylon, returning to the boiling pot. "Bloody picky Humans. I don't know..."

[shiningstar]

"Well I could go tell Commander Adama you're cooking his
'NEWEST' Squadron if that's the way you want it.", Shiningstar
says as she leaves Colonel Tigh, Siress Belloby, and the cylons and
dissappears down the corrider before anyone can stop her....
as..............

[Senmut]

Boxey runs in, holding a small bottle, and shouts... "Thyme!!!"

[Rowan]

time for what? Rowan inquires as she walks into the room

[shiningstar]

The cylons groan as commander Adama comes in ..........with Shiningstar and
more spices to go with the curry as ....................

[Senmut]

Sire Quincy's ghost, comparing notes with one of the deceased beavers, declares..."Very sage of you!"

[Rowan]

Rowan strolls by wondering what the heck has happened to this story! are we not beavered out yet she says imploringly can we get back to Starbuck and Cassie, Apollo and Sheba, Cylon attacks and space battles?:wtf:

[Senmut]

Of course we can! But the battle going on in the kitchen in no less a battle. Cylons. Colonials. Food. What a potboiler!
Anyway, as the second Cylon tosses the ears of corn into the boiling pot, Cassie pulls a jar down from a shelf, and asks Starbuck.."What's this?"

[Rowan]

massage lotion my dear and taking her by the hand leads her out of the kitchen ;)

[Senmut]

Please, dooooooooooooooooooooo go on! :D

[Rowan]

Cassie giggling a little smiles knowingly and seductively at Starbuck his eyes widens at her subtle innuendo and tightening his grip on her hand his pace quickens as he leads her towards his quarters...

[Senmut]

Don't stop here!!!!!!!!

[Rowan]

why don't you help a lass out a little Sir give me something to feed off of!;) :D

[Senmut]

Well, would you like to share a hot dog with me?

[Rowan]

why Sir do they have hotdogs on the Battlestar Galactica? ;) did I ever mention I don't eat *dead* meat?

Starbuck is now approaching his quarters and looking forward to some quiet time with Cassie and the massage he plans to give her as he thinks this he turns and looks back at her with that twinkle in his eye she gives him a smile and leans into him a little more as they arrive at the door

[Senmut]

No, the sausages here are noted for their freshness.

[Rowan]

why do men always make me work so hard at drawing them out?!:/:

It is you Sir who is being fresh and not the sausages! ;)

[Senmut]

What precisely does M'lady wish to draw out of me?

[Rowan]

a story about Cassie and Starbuck:D

[Senmut]

That I knew, however...

[Rowan]

this is not what I meant about torment! LOL!;) :D

[Senmut]

Soft torment, and gentle torture are my specialty, M'Lady!

[Rowan]

good then lets drive Cassie and Starbuck crazy!

Mon Dieu que vous etes tetus!

[shiningstar]

as Starbuck is Romancing Cassiopia ........the Pegasus has pulled up along side
the Galactica as .............:naughty:

[Senmut]

her Commander radios in, and threatens to raise Cain if he doesn't get to talk with Little Sheba. At the same time, Tolan leans into camera range, and declares...
"Hey, need any terragon?"

[shiningstar]

The news quickly spreads through the fleet that Cain is back. Starbuck however
has disconnected the intercom system so the news that the Pegasus has
returned has NOT reached them not even when Cain comes Aboard the galactica as ...........

[Senmut]

Sheba buys everyone a round of ambrosia in the O Club. Hearing this, one of the Cylon cooks says...
"Ambrosia! Of course!" and reaches for a bottle.

[shiningstar]

Cain walks on the bridge of the Caprica ................and is dissappointed NOT
to see Sheba or Cassiopia on the bridge to greet him. He and Commander Adama
set out to find them as .....................

[Senmut]

the Cylon cook looks at the bottle of ambrosia, and calls Robber, to see if any of the Proteus collection is available. Then, as the meat begions to msimmer in the pot, Aurora says...

[shiningstar]

the Cylon cook looks at the bottle of ambrosia, and calls Robber, to see if any of the Proteus collection is available. Then, as the meat begions to msimmer in the pot, Aurora says...

"Oh for goodness sakes I thought we were THROUGH with all of this. I just
heard Commander Cain was back. I'm going to go and say Hello.", she said
as she and Robber leave the kitchen and head down the corrider.

[Senmut]

Robber turns back, and with a wink puts a bottle of the Proteus collection on the sideboard next to the stove. In the background, the Cylon hears Cain's voice calling...
"Terra? Really?"

[shiningstar]

"No we haven't found 'terra' yet .........But I can take you to Lieutenant Sheba ......
she's with Apollo at the moment.", Aurora says with a smile as Robber joins both
her and Cain as they head down the corrider.

[shiningstar]

In Starbuck's quarters .....Cassiopia and Starbuck had just made love and were enjoying
some Ambrosia that Robber had given to Starbuck. Starbuck had just rehooked his
intercom system together. And heard announced across the fleet by
Colonel Tigh.............

[shiningstar]

"The Pegasus has returned ........I repeat again the Pegasus has returned."
"UHHHHHHHH Cassiopia wait.", starbuck yelled as Cassiopia rushed to get
dressed and very quickly rushed out of Starbuck's quarters......as ..............

[amberstar]

Apollo walks around the corner he sees Cassiopia leaving Starbuck's chambers in a hurry...

Apollo is standing in the doorway and looks at his lifelong friend who Is ...............

[Senmut]

sweaty.

[shiningstar]

And banging has his head against the door ..........as he thinks ..............

[shiningstar]

"Oh joy ..........we get to go through THIS again."...............as

[shiningstar]

he and his life long friend Apollo see Cassiopia run right into commander cain .....
who scoops her in his arms and kisses her long and hard as ...................

[shiningstar]

capt Apollo smiles sadly and walks over to Starbuck. "hey old friend .....
there's no alerts .........how about a nice game of Pyramid?", Apollo asks
trying to cheer his friend up for a centar or two................as .....................

[shiningstar]

Cassiopia continues to kiss Commander Cain ........as Sheba walks up and
yells .......

[Senmut]

"Sheba! Your skirt is....!"

[shiningstar]

Beautiful", cain says as he touches cassiopia's cheek and gives his daughter a big hug.

[shiningstar]

"Daddy I've MISSED YOU!", Sheba says as she hugs him back. Cassiopia smiles as
Sheba places Cains hand in hers. "I have to go I have a patrol in 30 centons.",
Sheba says as she kisses her daddy on the cheek.

[shiningstar]

Commander Adama smiles as he sees Commander Cain and Cassiopia
in the officer's club. "Hello old friend ....it's good to see you.", he says as
he and cain grab fore arms..........as

[Senmut]

The Cylon, in the kitchen, announces over the IC "Beaver's on!"
"Beaver?" asks Cain.
"With vintage ambrosia!" says Belloby, lifting a glass.
"Hey, Cass, shall we?" says Cain, and off they go, as Sire Quincy's ghost sings an old sea shanty to accompany them. Once they get to the kitchen, the other Cylon, feeding old scanner components to Muffit, looks up, and says...

[shiningstar]

"What are you doing here I thought we were THROUGH with this story line!"

[Senmut]

"WOOF!" says Muffit, and the Cylon resumes feeding.

[Senmut]

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," says Cain. "Something sure smells good! Beaver?"

[shiningstar]

"Yes .....won't you join us? There's plenty here.", he says as the beavergueist
..................

[shiningstar]

Hovers above cain and asks ....................."So do you know about terra?"
as Commander Cain takes his riding staff and swats it away as ...........

[Senmut]

"I thought Terra was gone," said Cain, tucking in his bib. "Do you have anything a bit Leiter?"

[Muffit]

"I thought Terra was gone," said Cain, tucking in his bib. "Do you have anything a bit Leiter?"
Aaaaaaaargh!!! ROTFL!! :thumbsup: :laugh:

[shiningstar]

One of the cylons upon hearing that immediately exploded into small shards from
laughing so hard as colonel Tigh continued cooking the poor, hapless beaver.

[shiningstar]

Shiningstar upon seeing the mess that the cylon caused slipped down the
corrider and onto a viper for her launch patrol so she wouldn't be stuck
with cleaning up the mess for a change.

[shiningstar]

Upon getting the clearance to launch ......she launced into the vastness of space as.................................

[shiningstar]

Colonel Tigh looked upon the mess caused by the cylon and immediately asked.............

[shiningstar]

"So Cassiopia have you seen Shiningstar anywhere?",....................as ...........

[Senmut]

The shattered Cylon began to resurrect once more. Once this had occurred, someone mentioned that Shiningstar had launched, and Sire Quincy's ghost said...

[shiningstar]

"DARN!!!!!!!!! She's the best at cleaning up messes!!!!!!!"

[shiningstar]

Colonel Tigh sighed and started to look at Cassiopia to do clean up only to find that
Commander Cain and her had already snuck out of the Galley while Tigh was talking
to the ghost of Sire quincy.

[shiningstar]

"Cain you are the best!", Cassiopia said. Cain Laughed as he kissed Cassiopia just
outside the Officer's club as Starbuck walked by unoticed .......as he left the officer's
club ......after hearing of Shiningstar's narrow escape from cleanup detail ......he
saw Colonel tigh talking to two techs and snuck back into the officer's club with .........