Ronnie Horror Picture Show Sing-a-long

[ravesholpulsar]

RONNIE HORROR PICTURE SHOW SONG (TO BE SUNG TO THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW MUSICAL NUMBER "EDDIE" SEQUENCE WITH MEATLOAF)

Enjoy!

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FROM THE DAY HE WAS HIRED
WE WERE... IN TROUBLE
HE COULDN'T WRITE
AN ORIGINAL... IDEA

HE TRIED IN VAIN
BUT HIS WRITING CAUSED US NOTHING BUT PAIN

SO WE GAVE UP THE DAY HE TRIED.

FROM THE DAY THAT HE WROTE
ALL WE WANTED
WAS THE ORIGINAL CAST
MAYBE NOT LORNE GREENE

AFTER ALL HE'S PASSED

HE WAS A LOWDOWN CHEAP LITTLE HACK
TAKING ALL THE FANS FOR A RIDE

FANS SAID THEY SAID
THEY DIDN'T WANT A REMAKE
YOU KNEW IT WAS WASTE OF TIME

BUT WHEN RONALD D MOORE
WROTE HIS SCRIPT
HAD IT BOUND

WE WERE SCREWED
VERY TRUE
AND I KNEW

EVERY PAGE WAS BORING
JUST SO VERY VERY BORING
I SAID HEY LISTEN TO ME
DON'T WRITE
JUST TURN AND WALK AWAY
BUT HE WAVIED HIS CHECK AND THEN HAD SMILED WITH GLEE!

SO WHAT TO DO NOW?
DO WE WATCH IT?

OR GO TO A BAR?
WAIT, MOORE SENT A NOTE WHICH READS!

WHAT'S IT SAY! WHAT'S IT SAY!

"i'VE SEEN YOU GUYS POST
YOUR COMMENTS REALLY BLOW
BUT i'M RIGHT NOW LAUGHING TO THE BANK!"


YOU KNEW WE WERE SCREWED
THERE'S NOTHING WE COULD DO
THE REMAKE HAD JUST BEEN MADE
BUT WITH A WRITING CAMPAIGN
WE COULD FIGHT AND PROCLAIM

COULD IT WORK?
WOULDN'T HURT
LET'S GO TRY!

RONALD D. MOORE
HE COULDN'T FORM A SENTENCE
YOU KNEW WE WERE SCREWED RIGHT AWAY

BUT NOW HIS SHOW HAS BEEN MADE
AND WE'RE ALL MOST DISMAYED.


....WHAT A CRAPPY YEAR

HEY HEY HEY

.... SC-FI CHANNEL SUCKS

... YES... HOW TRUE.....

SO.... TRUE......

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END TRANSMISSION

[The Blue Mule]

Hey RP!

Thanks for another great song. Personally I think this is a bit of a hard one. But a fantastic attempt all the way. THis one might go above most here. Only becasue Rocky Horror Picture Show is a tough little musical to get into. But on a whole Horror Show has more entertainment value per minute than anything Moore ever wrote. And they claim that Horror Show is a flop. Richard O'Brien had been stuggling (and still is) trying to get his stuf heard. Said about his music:

His compositions in fact always seem contradictory. Though superficially masquerading as bizarre out n'out pieces they - structurally-speaking - fall well-within accepted time-honored parameters. And it is this strange coupling of the conventional and unconventional which makes O'Brien and his works appear so perplexing. They are at once very young and very old, very progressive and very antiquated, very risqué and very safe. They cannot fail to appeal. They cannot fail to offend.


So that song was a toughie one to try to translate into a fun parady, the original itself is a Tough one and it shows that you can take a challenging song and rip it apart put it back together again just to have a little fun.

Hey RP i have a litle ditty that sums up all of Moores work on BSG and it goes a LITTLE,....LIKE ,....THIS,...

"Plop Plop, Fiz Fiz, OH what-a-relief it IS!"

Boy that one was a toughie!

Laters!

Rich

[LadyImmortal]

I love Rocky Horror!

"Let's do the Time Warp Agaaaaain!"

=)

--Rhonda

[shiningstar]

Good ONE RP! :D