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June 26th, 2003, 02:07 PM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 40
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Mock Ronald D. Moore Resume
RONALD D. MOORE
2345 Hack Blvd,
North Hollywood, CA 90210
(310) 555-1212
Career Objective: To learn how to play the air guitar. And to possibly develop some writing skills.
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
SCI-FI CHANNEL/USA 2002-PRESENT
Alleged Writer/Producer
Battlestar Galactica
Responsibilities:
Creator of the new Battlestar Galactica. Recently completed episode 2 of the new Galactica mini-series entitled: “Watching Paint Dry”. Don’t let the title fool you. I’ve personally watched paint dry and it’s pretty exciting stuff. Sky Blue number 40 is my favorite color by the way.
UPN NETWORK 1996-2002
Gofer/Writer
Star Trek- The Next Generation
Responsibilities:
Wrote various episodes. My scripts are easy to spot. If you’re yawning or hoping the villains kick the Federation’s ass – those are probably mine.
Star Trek –Deep Space Nine 1997-???
Responsibilities:
Nodded obediently to line producers and told them their ideas were not only great but utterly, utterly astonishing and profound. I proudly once told Star Trek-TNG producer Rick Berman his writing could cure cancer. I was promoted the same day. Need I say more?
AL’S DONUT AND COFFEE HUT 1992-????
Bag Boy
Responsibilities: See Job descriptions above.
SPECIAL SKILLS:
Breather of Oxygen.
Terrific speller.
Can say “watchamacallit” three times real fast
Special Note: I may not be Shakespear in the writing department but I bet he couldn’t write anything as emotionally powerful as the following:
“Inversing the phase flux could put a dent in the submatrix and allow photons to pierce the atomic spectrum.”
PS: I used that line to pick up chicks in the Paramount cafeteria AND IT WORKS.
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END TRANSMISSION
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June 26th, 2003, 08:37 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: NYC
Posts: 199
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AL's Donut and Coffee Hut!
HHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Rich
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Wak: Yeah, and we didn't get to show you the secrets of the universe. ~ Explorers
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June 26th, 2003, 10:23 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Vancouver, Wa USA
Posts: 1,874
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If you ZAP the DURF bit you will cause a DASDM reorg of the VTOC.
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June 27th, 2003, 07:13 AM
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Stablemaster, Livery Ship
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Wandering Indiana
Posts: 5,101
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oh, MY! the satirists are loose again! I knew there was something I liked about this place. 
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"We feel free when we escape – even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire." Mozzie on White Collar
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." Malcolm Reynolds [/color]
"We don't dictate to countries, we liberate countries." Mitt Romney [/color]
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June 27th, 2003, 11:25 AM
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Watashiwa Shin no Noir
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Where my heart is.
Posts: 1,038
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Under 'Special Skills", you should've said:
'Terific speler'.
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June 27th, 2003, 11:26 AM
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Guest
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Could I please get a list of personal references?
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June 27th, 2003, 01:54 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere across the heavens... aka Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 9,191
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Quote:
Originally posted by repcisg
If you ZAP the DURF bit you will cause a DASDM reorg of the VTOC.
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repcisg,
You shouldn't say those words here. You might just get sent to your room!! hehehehe
btw, how do you read a VTOC? with virtual glasses?
BST 
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