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July 13th, 2003, 01:15 AM
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Colonial Humor Man...
Since there is soooooooo much Doom and Gloom over the forthcoming abomination, we need some humor around here. I propose a Colonial Humor contest.
To begin....
What do you call someone newly released from the Prison Barge?
A Galcti-Con!
Don't everyone laugh at once...
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November 24th, 2004, 12:41 AM
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The above must have been terrible. Okay, here's a much better one...
What do you call the sticky junk that stick to the Triad player's hands??
Ball-tar.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 24th, 2004, 03:54 AM
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Major
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 oh man Sen these are pretty funky
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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November 24th, 2004, 04:42 AM
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You got me to smile ,,,,,,,, those were really cute 
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" KEEPING THE FAITH"
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November 24th, 2004, 05:28 AM
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Okay...
Q. What do you call a single Thermite grenade used after dark?
A. A Solo-Night charge!
BWAHAHAHAHA... Hahahaha, ha... er, hehe... wooooo...
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November 24th, 2004, 08:00 AM
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Major
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good one gunner!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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November 24th, 2004, 09:41 PM
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Anyone else? This is an equal-opportunity bad joke thread.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 24th, 2004, 10:11 PM
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What do you call the drink a Cylon bartender just poured you?
An imperious litre.
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November 24th, 2004, 10:17 PM
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Strike Leader
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Now we know why the Fleet travelled millions of metrics!
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 25th, 2004, 10:42 AM
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Muff Daggy
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Aaaaaargh!!! Pretty funny Sen' !!!
Okay, I'll bite...what do you call it when they're pursuing Tigh and Boomer?
...a blood hunt...
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November 25th, 2004, 06:23 PM
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Strike Leader
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Grrrrrrrrr...........
What do you call Dr. Ravashol's laboratory?
Below Zero.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 25th, 2004, 06:58 PM
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Muff Daggy
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LOL! 
Okay, how many light bulbs does it take to screw up a Cylon?
Just one!!! |
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November 26th, 2004, 01:29 AM
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What was one of Starbuck's favorite passtimes back on Caprica?
Leaning back, and watch the writhing of the Aurora!
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 26th, 2004, 06:46 AM
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LOL!  |
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November 30th, 2004, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Senmut
What was one of Starbuck's favorite passtimes back on Caprica?
Leaning back, and watch the writhing of the Aurora!
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December 1st, 2004, 03:44 AM
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Major
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keep 'em coming guys these are great!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 1st, 2004, 09:52 PM
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What's the name of Coporal Komma's technical manual?
The Book of the Nerd.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 2nd, 2004, 09:04 AM
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December 2nd, 2004, 11:56 AM
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Major
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that's a good one!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 2nd, 2004, 03:00 PM
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What is the most common computer language in the Colonies?
COBOL!
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 2nd, 2004, 05:04 PM
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December 2nd, 2004, 09:32 PM
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What evil organization from Earth was iactually run by Cylons?
SPECTRE!
Okay, now one of you, please?
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 4th, 2004, 11:37 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
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keep 'em coming!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 4th, 2004, 01:08 PM
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Muff Daggy
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What kind of ghosts haunt the caves like the Ovions live in?
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December 4th, 2004, 04:41 PM
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How many Colonials does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh Thomas, thanks for the smiley! :light:
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December 4th, 2004, 08:57 PM
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It depends on the rate of Paye.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 7th, 2004, 09:41 AM
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Major
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This one may be a dud but I just had to try.
Why did the daggit open a bakery on the Rising Star?
Because he wanted to be the Muffit Man!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 7th, 2004, 01:29 PM
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Actualy, it was good.
Okay, what do you called a computer engineer on Caprica?
A lord of COBOL!
Your turn.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 7th, 2004, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Senmut
Actualy, it was good.
Okay, what do you called a computer engineer on Caprica?
A lord of COBOL!
Your turn.
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December 7th, 2004, 04:53 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
This one may be a dud but I just had to try.
Why did the daggit open a bakery on the Rising Star?
Because he wanted to be the Muffit Man!
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ROTFL!!! Great one Bsg!!
Yours too Senmut! Btw, are there really any Cobol programmers left??
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