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January 11th, 2005, 04:40 PM
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As Shiningstar who had just been released to return to duty sighed and walked BACK
to the life center with a huge HEADACHE.
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January 11th, 2005, 10:11 PM
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She asked for an aspirin, and when no one has one, Siress Belloby puts an arm around her, and says-
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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January 12th, 2005, 06:16 AM
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"Maybe you could use my ......" "Don't even go there!", shiningstar says as she escapes from Belloby's clutches deciding to deal with the headache on her own as ................
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January 12th, 2005, 09:55 PM
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Cassie walks in and trips, ripping her skirt. Starbuck tried to pick her up, and one of the Cylons exclaims...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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January 14th, 2005, 06:06 PM
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"These humans are as CLUMSY as they are FRAGILE!"
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January 15th, 2005, 10:51 PM
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"Okay, let's see you try it, Chrome Crotch!" replies Cassie, testily, and slaps him with a piece of her ripped dress. Watching her thus, Boxey says--
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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February 1st, 2005, 07:28 PM
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"Can't any of her clothes stay ON HER?"
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February 2nd, 2005, 02:31 AM
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"Boxey, eat your primaries!" said Cassie, red-faced. Muffit begins yipping, jumping up and down, and one of the Cylons laughs. Lookin g at Cassie's red face, Iblis, after sniffing the burbling stew pot, looks at Starbuck, and says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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February 2nd, 2005, 12:30 PM
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February 5th, 2005, 11:59 PM
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"I'm off duty at 1400" grins Starbuck. The Cylon checks the stew temp., and announces...
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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February 8th, 2005, 04:31 PM
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Em, quietly sleeping in her quarters, was abruptly awakened by a loud alarm," All warriors report to their vipers"...... EM jumped out of bed and threw on her suit and ran out. She opened the docking bay doors as Amberstar ran up beside her. They both smiled at each other. Em laughed, "Time to kick some Cylon butt..." they high fived each other and ran to their vipers. They catapulted out into space. Em laughed, feeling good to be back into the darkness of space with her fellow warriors, "Let's go Captain, I've got your wing." The other vipers followed suit and fell into formation...but where were the Cylons. As the warriors looked around," Captain, nothing on radar. They have to be here somewhere.....as they looked around, they saw...........
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February 8th, 2005, 06:44 PM
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On Vacation...
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February 8th, 2005, 08:21 PM
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Amberstar was thrilled to be in the vast depths of Space again with her wing man..er woman, Em.  Being cooped up on a Battlestar was no place for a warrior.....especially with the council breathing down everyone's neck!
A Red Alert haden't sounded for what seemed like almost a lifetime, even deep space patrols had come to a halt in order to conserve the fleets' fule supply......only short range patrols at random intervals were allowed.
"Glad you could join us Rowan........Looks like those Cylons are playing hide and seek ."
"Our newly advanced scanners should be picking up something by now,but...... not even an ion trace is showing up....................
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February 8th, 2005, 08:29 PM
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...suddenly, they spotted a ion trail, which was indicative of the Cylon fighters," Cloaking device!" yelled Em. They all awitched over to infrared and scanned. There were 12 fighters heading straight for them..." Sneaky little B......" Em's voice trailed off. Suddenly.............
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February 8th, 2005, 09:53 PM
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the infrared scans went dark....
"Cloaking device......what the Frack! Looks like our clyons have some advanced technology of their own.........Gold Squadren break to scatter attack formation now!"
Just as Amberstar gave the order heavy laser fire from the cylon fighters were exdploding all around the vipers and..........
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February 8th, 2005, 09:55 PM
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On Vacation...
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February 9th, 2005, 05:25 AM
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"Yes!" yelled Em, "I knew you were out there somewhere!!" EM grinned," Ok...... Let's show them what kind of damage we can do..... and to think I was sleeping before this....." Just as the vipers flew into attack formation they saw.................
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February 9th, 2005, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Senmut
Cassie walks in and trips, ripping her skirt. Starbuck tried to pick her up, and one of the Cylons exclaims...
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"I'm gonna need a bigger pot!"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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February 11th, 2005, 05:07 AM
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....Em and Amberstar disappeared from view into the blackness of space.
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February 13th, 2005, 11:35 PM
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And Tigh, checking the stew, suddenly shouts "Do you all feel the LOVE tonight?"
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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March 11th, 2005, 06:20 PM
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"Very funny.", Lieutenent shiningstar groused.
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March 13th, 2005, 09:57 PM
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"Yeah," said Iblis. "I'm bustin' a gut over here."
"Do you need help getting to Life Station?" asked Cassie
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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April 3rd, 2005, 06:59 AM
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Amberstar walks over and says......Or maybe I can help you out an air lock Iblis.
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April 5th, 2005, 11:11 PM
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"How dare you!" glared Iblis. "Mortal!" Suddenly, a loud buzzing filled the galley. They all jumped, except Tigh.
"Don't worry," he said. "It's just the rolls."
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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May 16th, 2005, 12:31 PM
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And behind Him came the newbie...
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May 17th, 2005, 04:40 PM
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who asked "With or without butter, Colonel?"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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August 15th, 2005, 05:19 PM
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To which Tigh answered:
"Why doesn't anyone else post in this thread? Is it that awful?????"
To which the Cylon cook replied...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 27th, 2005, 12:42 AM
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"Maybe they just don't grasp our subtil brand of humor, Colonel." To which Athena, snorting, replied...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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October 4th, 2005, 11:13 AM
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"Nah, its the bad cooking." Bojay winked as Adama turned around. "Enough of the cooking humor, its time to get serious again. We could be attacked at any micron by...."
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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October 26th, 2005, 11:09 PM
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"Health inspectors?" asked Iblis, smiling at them all malevolently. To which the Cylon cook, busy boiling one of the beavers to death said; "Hey, I'm metal. I don't carry germs." Hearing this and laughing, Siress Belloby said....
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