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March 3rd, 2004, 04:42 PM
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Muff Daggy
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The Love Star...
Disclaimer: To all, this is meant PURELY in fun! I mean no disrespect to those who enjoyed the new mini series, really! Just trying to have fun with a picture Thomas made and garner some laughs. Hope you all enjoy and take it as it is meant, just for fun and silliness.
The Love Star
(Inspired by Thomas’ picture…  )
Love! Disgusting and cold
Come aboard – if you’re nice and old!
The Love Star!
Soon we’ll be making another one
The Love Star!
Cylons with genitals and a gun!
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on some Velcro pants…
Scene: Welcoming hangar for new guests, people going to and fro as Julie – aka Jewels – welcomes one and all…
Julie: “Welcome Baltar! You’re in Promenade 666. And who is this lovely chrome plated lady you’re with?”
Baltar: “This is my mail order toaster – 2 slots are better than one!”
Julie: (Scowls) “Err, I’ll ignore that bawdy remark… try to keep it PG13 will ya?”
Dr. Bicker: “Having trouble with the guests sweet cheeks?”
Julie: “Can it doctor! Can’t you get along with /anyone/?”
Dr. Bicker: “Course not! Why do you think I’m called Dr. Bicker?” (Smiles)
Julie: “Hey! Weren’t you a man last season?”
Dr. Bicker: “Yeah! Gave myself a sex change this season. Always wondered what it was like to pee sitting down”
Two soda machines molest each other in the background.
Gopher: (Who is now a beaver) “Looks like Bubbles and PopTop are at it again”
Capt. Schtooping: “Lookin’ good doctor! How ‘bout my cabin after lights out?”
Doctor Bicker: (Decks him with his/her medical bag) “Sir! I’m not that kind of guy! Err gal! Err what the heck am I…?” (We hear zipper sound)
Suddenly we see Earth explode in the background framed by the hangar entrance.
Capt. Schtooping: “Too bad, think of all that potential audience gone to waste… (shrugs nonchalantly) Oh well! Let’s go to bed!”
Gopher/Beaver: “Don’t you do ANYTHING but schtoop?”
Capt. Schtooping: “Course not! Hey, the commissary’s low on prophylactics – get on that will ya?”
Just then a brown furry daggit wanders onto the stage. MST 3000's Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, sitting in the audience as dark silhouettes on the screen, spark to life.
Servo: “Well, at least they didn’t mess with the daggit!”
Crow: “Oh yeah? Pan the camera around behind it!”
Camera pans around behind the daggit – it’s butt is a pulsating bright purple just like a baboon. In its eyes glistens a reflection of the coffee machine.
Servo: “Never mind. Randy daggits – now I’ve seen everything!”
Music fades out…
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March 3rd, 2004, 04:53 PM
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Bad Email Address
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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEE!!!  |
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March 3rd, 2004, 07:39 PM
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March 3rd, 2004, 08:01 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Thanks Shiningstar! Thanks Braxiss! 
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March 3rd, 2004, 09:07 PM
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out there somewhere
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Oh I really love your wit!!
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March 3rd, 2004, 10:19 PM
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ROFLMAO!!! Great one !!!!!keep it up please??? :laugh:
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March 3rd, 2004, 11:05 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Thanks Thomas!
Thanks DarkJedi!
The credit goes to our Thomas for the idea, I'm just trying to fill in the silly details...
Thanks all!
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March 4th, 2004, 03:25 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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you guys deserve a round of applause for this! It was fantastic and sick!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 4th, 2004, 10:44 AM
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Bad Email Address
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Originally Posted by Muffit
Disclaimer: To all, this is meant PURELY in fun! I mean no disrespect to those who enjoyed the new mini series, really! Just trying to have fun with a picture Thomas made and garner some laughs. Hope you all enjoy and take it as it is meant, just for fun and silliness.
The Love Star
(Inspired by Thomas’ picture… )
Love! Disgusting and cold
Come aboard – if you’re nice and old!
The Love Star!
Soon we’ll be making another one
The Love Star!
Cylons with genitals and a gun!
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on some Velcro pants…
Scene: Welcoming hangar for new guests, people going to and fro as Julie – aka Jewels – welcomes one and all…
Julie: “Welcome Baltar! You’re in Promenade 666. And who is this lovely chrome plated lady you’re with?”
Baltar: “This is my mail order toaster – 2 slots are better than one!”
Julie: (Scowls) “Err, I’ll ignore that bawdy remark… try to keep it PG13 will ya?”
Dr. Bicker: “Having trouble with the guests sweet cheeks?”
Julie: “Can it doctor! Can’t you get along with /anyone/?”
Dr. Bicker: “Course not! Why do you think I’m called Dr. Bicker?” (Smiles)
Julie: “Hey! Weren’t you a man last season?”
Dr. Bicker: “Yeah! Gave myself a sex change this season. Always wondered what it was like to pee sitting down”
Two soda machines molest each other in the background.
Gopher: (Who is now a beaver) “Looks like Bubbles and PopTop are at it again”
Capt. Schtooping: “Lookin’ good doctor! How ‘bout my cabin after lights out?”
Doctor Bicker: (Decks him with his/her medical bag) “Sir! I’m not that kind of guy! Err gal! Err what the heck am I…?” (We hear zipper sound)
Suddenly we see Earth explode in the background framed by the hangar entrance.
Capt. Schtooping: “Too bad, think of all that potential audience gone to waste… (shrugs nonchalantly) Oh well! Let’s go to bed!”
Gopher/Beaver: “Don’t you do ANYTHING but schtoop?”
Capt. Schtooping: “Course not! Hey, the commissary’s low on prophylactics – get on that will ya?”
Just then a brown furry daggit wanders onto the stage. MST 3000's Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, sitting in the audience as dark silhouettes on the screen, spark to life.
Servo: “Well, at least they didn’t mess with the daggit!”
Crow: “Oh yeah? Pan the camera around behind it!”
Camera pans around behind the daggit – it’s butt is a pulsating bright purple just like a baboon. In its eyes glistens a reflection of the coffee machine.
Servo: “Never mind. Randy daggits – now I’ve seen everything!”
Music fades out…
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Keep them coming Muffit
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March 4th, 2004, 12:56 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Thanks Bsg1Fan!
Thanks Shiningstar!
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March 4th, 2004, 01:32 PM
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Bad Email Address
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March 5th, 2004, 03:53 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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No problem my furry and funny friend!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 5th, 2004, 07:46 AM
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Keep posting Muffit |
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March 5th, 2004, 12:37 PM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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We want More! We want more!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 5th, 2004, 01:43 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
We want More! We want more!
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We suuuuuuuuuuuuure do 
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March 12th, 2004, 09:15 AM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Middleofnowhere, NH
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 12th, 2004, 11:31 AM
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Muff Daggy
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Thanks Uno!
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March 12th, 2004, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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LOL! Very nice Muffit! Have any of you guys seen the Saturday Night Live episode with Patrick Stewart in a sketch where he plays Capt. Jean Luc Picard of the 'Pacific Princess' in 'The Love Boat : The Next Generation' - the ship is actually a model of the Queen Elizabeth II cruise liner mated to the Galaxy-class Enterprise! I only have a short clip of it on a show about Star Trek spoofs -
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Love... the final frontier...
These are the voyages of the Pacific Princess...
It's continuing mission... to explore passion and boldly go to romantic ports of call...
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All the best,
Ian W359
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March 12th, 2004, 02:06 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Originally Posted by Ian_W359
LOL! Very nice Muffit! Have any of you guys seen the Saturday Night Live episode with Patrick Stewart in a sketch where he plays Capt. Jean Luc Picard of the 'Pacific Princess' in 'The Love Boat : The Next Generation' - the ship is actually a model of the Queen Elizabeth II cruise liner mated to the Galaxy-class Enterprise! I only have a short clip of it on a show about Star Trek spoofs -
All the best,
Ian W359
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I loved that one Ian! I don't have any clips of it ........but I was laughing
my head off when I saw it. Very funny :laugh: and very, very memoriable!
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March 12th, 2004, 07:07 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Wow Ian, that's cool! Wish I'd seen it!
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March 22nd, 2004, 01:21 PM
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On Vacation...
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sonny bono did the night stalker
anyone see his show summer 75 i think
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March 23rd, 2004, 08:48 AM
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Strike Leader
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Originally Posted by launchcruiser7
anyone see his show summer 75 i think
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I might have, but I was only 3, so I don't remember...
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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