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November 29th, 2006, 10:55 PM
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Warrior Ace
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Officers Club
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"That's not the only smoldering beaver he is gonna go crazy when he hears about. It's a good thing that I just..."
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November 29th, 2006, 11:44 PM
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#992
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
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(continued..) luckily cleaned up last night's barbequed cow...and let me tell you, it wasn't easy getting that whole beast up on the grill , they're fracking heavy!...and when I left Apollo in charge of making sure it didn't burn while I went to the turbo flush for a centon,...he'd left the cow cooking till it was nearly roasted to a scorpian crisp!".
Starbuck nods his head convincingly, at his fellow warriors with cigar in one hand, and spatula in the other..Apollo strides over and takes the spatula out of Starbucks hand and...
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December 3rd, 2006, 11:54 PM
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#993
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Ship of Lights...beyond reach
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says" Starbuck, don't exaggerate". The cow was well done. You always undercook your cow, no to forget your beaver as well"! With that, Apollo stomped off and got his viper and lauched, leaving everyone to choke in the exhaust", just then, Cassiopiea said to Starbuck....
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December 28th, 2006, 12:41 AM
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#994
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
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"Starbuck, did you remember to send the garbage to the Sanitation Ship?"...
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December 28th, 2006, 01:33 AM
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#995
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Warrior Ace
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In My Battlestar over San Diego waiting for everyone else...
Posts: 851
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At loss for words, Starbuck was reaching for an excuse to get out of this chore. In the commotion around the Bridge, a voice was overheard saying, "45 microns and closing". Just then it hit him. Starbuck looked at his timepiece, took a puff of is fumerello, looked at Cassie with a grin and said "Ahh, duty calls love..." and made a hasty exit towards the launch bay. With which Cassie replied...
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With Respects,
Steve
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brody - Jaws
"Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy" - Col. T.C. McQueen, S:AaB-(Ray Butts)
"A kind word and a 2-by-4 is better than just a kind word" - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
"WIVES...uh...aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves?" Starbuck - Living Legend
"Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us and YOU want to hire a vocal group." Boomer - Saga of a Starworld
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December 28th, 2006, 02:32 AM
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#996
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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"I'll take that as a no." She turned, and looked at the Cylon cook. "Okay, CromeDome, let's check out that cookbook. 'k?"
To which the Cylon, looking upwards as best he could towards his shiny pate, replied...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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June 24th, 2008, 08:51 PM
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#997
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
At that instant, snapping his fingers, Iblis materializes a bizarre creature, with a hideous face, rags for clothes, and long fingers with suckers on them. It blinks, looks around, then shape-shifts into Aurora. It puts it's hands around Starbuck's face, and then...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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June 25th, 2008, 02:51 AM
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#998
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
Posts: 10,713
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
Starbuck expectorates all over it.
"Haven't you ever heard of oral hygiene..." Strarbuck gasps.
Max grabs a convenient heavy blunt object, Bob, and..............
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July 1st, 2008, 10:44 AM
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#999
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Galactica's Princess
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In love
Posts: 1,322
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
Athena finally got Starbuck to seal to her she couldn't wait for the sealing day...
*am I doing this right?*
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July 2nd, 2008, 04:36 AM
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
[parallel track action is fine as long as the reader can see it]
slugs a completely surprised Iblis, while Athene jumps with joy at Starbuck's sudden outburst pledge.
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July 11th, 2008, 04:42 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
Iblis, in fury, takes the pot from the stove, raises it over his head, and looking at Starbuck...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 12th, 2008, 06:02 AM
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#1002
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
Doesn't see Max blindside him with Bob again. Bob, annoyed, says....
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October 8th, 2008, 11:26 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
"Iblis, you need some serious deodorant!" Furious, Iblis, getting up off the floor, and wiping stew off his once-immaculate robes, raises his hands in anger, and says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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October 21st, 2008, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
"What do you take me for, a stinking Boray?"
Lucifer begins laughing as....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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November 13th, 2008, 12:27 PM
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#1005
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Galactica's Princess
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In love
Posts: 1,322
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
the Gold Cylon thinks he's actually a toaster oven
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November 13th, 2008, 12:43 PM
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#1006
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 12,939
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
Brie walked in and flipped the lever on the gold cylon, as she inserted the bread for the toast.
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November 17th, 2008, 10:02 AM
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Galactica's Princess
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In love
Posts: 1,322
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
Starbuck came in and also wanted to make toaster waffles
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November 28th, 2008, 09:00 AM
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#1008
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Galactica's Princess
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In love
Posts: 1,322
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
He was surprised when the toaster replied "by your command"
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December 16th, 2008, 07:44 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
As he heard that he jumped in shock as Cassi laughed and said....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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January 17th, 2009, 01:24 AM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
"Iblis, that stuff will stain."
"Oh, really? No mong, Megabrain!" replied the evil Count. Now calm again, he grabs up the beavers, and aiming for the pot (once more on the stove) says to everyone within earshot...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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January 17th, 2009, 07:12 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
"They're MINE! They're all MINE!!"
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February 21st, 2009, 08:40 PM
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#1012
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
"Gulp!" said the beavers. Laughing evilly, Baltar asked if Iblis would make sure they were done nice and tender, to which Siress Belloby replied...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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February 26th, 2009, 02:05 PM
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#1013
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
Gagh!
Its time to call in Bob the Bartender to do some reverse surgery!
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March 12th, 2009, 12:12 PM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
While Adama and Tigh formulated a battle plan too....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 12th, 2009, 12:23 PM
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#1015
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
to replenish the Officer's Lounge bar with Ambrosia. Meanwhile the really bright boys of Gold Squadron rigged up a still.
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May 15th, 2009, 10:07 PM
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#1016
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
Hearing this, Iblis dropped the beavers into the pot, and heading for the still, announced to Gold Leader...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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May 16th, 2009, 07:01 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
"Hurry! the BEAVERS are escaping!!!!!!!!!"
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August 3rd, 2009, 12:03 AM
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#1018
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
To which Gold Leader answerred: "No Mong, Megabrain!" Belloby laughed, and Boxey giggled. Seeing himself thus ridiculed, the evil Count exclaimed...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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August 23rd, 2009, 08:54 AM
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#1019
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
"I need to round up all those beavers!" Meanwhile to solve the toaster shortage on Galactica, Gold Squadron.......
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September 7th, 2009, 10:18 PM
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#1020
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Re: "There are those that still believe......Part 2"
decided to work on retrofitting some captured Cylons. After scrounging for parts in Wilker's lab, one of them exclaimed...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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