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March 14th, 2004, 03:27 PM
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Wives and Tackleboxes
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week."
"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
I did, they're in your tackle box.
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March 14th, 2004, 03:41 PM
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a ha ha ha ha very cute, smart wife....  |
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March 14th, 2004, 06:03 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Sounds like 'soon-to-be ex-husband'.
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The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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March 14th, 2004, 06:20 PM
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ya know... I would think she would worry about her husband wearing blue silk pajamas on a business trip with his boss even if she weren't worry about an affair.
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March 14th, 2004, 06:25 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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You got that right, Tom. Either way, "it don't look good!"
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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March 14th, 2004, 06:27 PM
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I have to admit I was kind of wondering about that as well  |
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March 15th, 2004, 09:29 AM
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 15th, 2004, 03:44 PM
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March 15th, 2004, 04:49 PM
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he shoulda kept his condoms in his tacklebox. THEN he might have found his pajamas.
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March 15th, 2004, 04:53 PM
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But Thomas she's the one who put the PJ's in the tackle box...then she'd see the condoms....you are obviously not an experienced cheater Thomas...  that's a good thing |
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March 16th, 2004, 11:36 PM
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OH DAMN!
ummm..... they are actually fish bait holders! Yeah... That's it!
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March 17th, 2004, 01:13 AM
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nice try... |
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March 17th, 2004, 01:27 AM
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Of course, silk jammies in THE WOODS?????? uh huh. Like this is totally possible.
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March 17th, 2004, 01:29 AM
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I've never know a man to wear anything to bed?
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March 17th, 2004, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by thomas7g
he shoulda kept his condoms in his tacklebox. THEN he might have found his pajamas.
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He didn't have any. He didn't have enough money in his account, and he ended up passing a rubber check.
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March 17th, 2004, 12:20 PM
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LOL Thomas .
That story had a nice hook...
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March 17th, 2004, 12:23 PM
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watch out Muffit your crusin' for a Thwack makin' corny puns like that! |
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March 17th, 2004, 12:24 PM
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this story reminds me of a country song by Brad Paisley titled "I'm Gonna Miss her", most people call it "The fishing song".
Kinda fits the story a little!
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March 17th, 2004, 12:34 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Originally Posted by Rowan
watch out Muffit your crusin' for a Thwack makin' corny puns like that! |
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March 17th, 2004, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
this story reminds me of a country song by Brad Paisley titled "I'm Gonna Miss her", most people call it "The fishing song".
Kinda fits the story a little!
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It does doesn't it...I LOVE that song!
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March 18th, 2004, 03:08 AM
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yep I've seen the video and it makes me laugh everytime!
The girl in the video is the woman he's with in RL
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 18th, 2004, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by thomas7g
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week."
"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
I did, they're in your tackle box.
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Howwwwwwwwwww CUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lovvvvvvvvvvvvve that story
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March 18th, 2004, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by thomas7g
ya know... I would think she would worry about her husband wearing blue silk pajamas on a business trip with his boss even if she weren't worry about an affair.
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True but it still makes for a good story
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March 18th, 2004, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
yep I've seen the video and it makes me laugh everytime!
The girl in the video is the woman he's with in RL
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I know they just got married, they make a real sweet couple
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March 18th, 2004, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Senmut
Of course, silk jammies in THE WOODS?????? uh huh. Like this is totally possible.
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Suuuuure it is! 
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March 18th, 2004, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
this story reminds me of a country song by Brad Paisley titled "I'm Gonna Miss her", most people call it "The fishing song".
Kinda fits the story a little!
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I saw that video! I loved it!
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March 18th, 2004, 12:15 PM
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I crack up everytime its on!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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March 18th, 2004, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
I crack up everytime its on!
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Me too Bsg1fan :laugh:
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March 19th, 2004, 03:23 AM
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the whole video makes me laugh, especially when he choses to fish and she is throwing all of his stuff outside!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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March 19th, 2004, 09:36 AM
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I feel the same way ladies , he has a good sense of humour!
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