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October 24th, 2004, 10:52 PM
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"Ducks? Civil War??? I'm lost!"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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October 27th, 2004, 03:33 PM
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"ME TOO.", Shiningstar says as she walks buy with a very comical and confused look on her face.
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October 27th, 2004, 03:41 PM
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#873
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Great Wise Guru
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Dawg merely smirks.
And waits for someone to make the obvious connection to college football.
Obviously.
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October 27th, 2004, 05:31 PM
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"Football? What's that? Starbuck asks as he ................
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October 27th, 2004, 11:32 PM
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#875
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takes a breather from kissing Cassieopeia. As he does so, they hear coming from inside the kitchen, the sounds of...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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October 28th, 2004, 09:48 AM
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chopping cleavers and screeching beavers as the beaver curry slowly started to take form
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October 28th, 2004, 08:21 PM
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and Cassie stepped inside to look, gazed over at the pot boiling away and the Cylon holding the cleaver over the wicked, wicked beaver, and after a few tense moments, turned to Tigh, and said...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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October 29th, 2004, 12:35 PM
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"there's not quite enough meat on that one .........maybe you could 'enhance' it
using 15% beaver stock?"
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October 29th, 2004, 10:23 PM
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"I'm short," said the Cylon. "Let me call the Rising Star's chef.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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October 30th, 2004, 12:00 PM
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"Please do.", cassiopia said.
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October 30th, 2004, 10:52 PM
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Strike Leader
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The Cylon got on the telecom, called Chef Zezazozezadfrack, and asked him...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 2nd, 2004, 04:45 PM
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"Just how by the Lords of Kobol did you come up with that name?"
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November 2nd, 2004, 08:17 PM
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"I was born when my mother was fixing alphabet soup. Who does your hotwax job?"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 11th, 2004, 05:40 PM
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"Not STARBUCK! That's for sure!"
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November 12th, 2004, 02:06 AM
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"I see," said Zeezazozeezadfrack. "Nice shine, Cy. You out of terragon, yet?"
"You know about Terra?" asked Cassie, suddenly.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 12th, 2004, 10:02 AM
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As Colonel Tigh slapped his hand against his head and said in anger .........................
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November 12th, 2004, 10:21 AM
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.....We appear to be out of potatoes! Who's responsible for this outrage!?
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November 12th, 2004, 08:28 PM
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"It was the person with the russet complexion," said the Cylon. The turning to Tigh, said "See? A secret stash."
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 13th, 2004, 11:43 AM
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"Excellent! Well don't just stand there. Here are some potato peelers. Start peeling."
,Colonel Tigh said sharply as ............
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November 14th, 2004, 12:24 AM
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the Agro Ship calls in, to say they are short of spuds. Sighing, Cassie says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 14th, 2004, 10:51 AM
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Shuttle Pilot
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...Um, I thought all military had a steady supply of spuds!
Meanwhile the beavers make good thier escape as the potato shortage crisis unfolds...
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November 14th, 2004, 01:43 PM
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#892
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As Colonel Tigh bangs his head against the wall .........again .......and again ..........and again ......................as
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November 14th, 2004, 10:31 PM
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#893
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the beavers waltz into Belloby's quarters, and are caught! She cries out "Animals!!!" and calls Tigh, to inform him of her spud stash. As she does so, the ghost of her late husband, Squire Quincy, suddenly says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 16th, 2004, 10:43 AM
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#894
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"You gave up our Taters for a bunch of beavers?"
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November 16th, 2004, 03:59 PM
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"Well," she answers, "didn't you?" Just then, Corporal Komma shows up, basket in hand to collect the secret stash of spuds. As he leaves, he turns to Belloby, and says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 16th, 2004, 04:57 PM
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#896
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"IT's good you handed these over ........we wouldn't want to have to arrest you
for hoarding food ........would we?" .........as .........
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November 16th, 2004, 05:19 PM
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Belloby smells alcohol on his breath. She calls Tigh, to let him know Komma is on the way, just as the Cylon-cum-chef says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 18th, 2004, 06:49 PM
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#898
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"I'll have what HE'S having..............<HIIIIIIICCCCC!!!!!!!!!>!!!!"
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November 19th, 2004, 01:10 AM
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At which point, Adama says: "STARBUCK!!!! Have you been corrupting these Centurions again???"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 19th, 2004, 11:15 PM
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oh frack!!! he says as he turns toward the view screen...................
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