There Are Those That Believe.......... - Page 8

Senmut · November 23rd, 2003, 11:12 PM

"Uncle Elmer" says Sen. "You're late!"

Senmut · December 4th, 2003, 01:40 AM

Uncle Elmer ignores Sen. This annoys Sen. ALOT.

emerita · December 5th, 2003, 03:33 PM

Em drinks the black coffee realizing that it will never taste as good as ambrosia. Suddenly she hears a strange noise and pulls out her blaster and walks toward the airlock, "hey, did you guys hear that?" They all turn to see...............

amberstar · December 6th, 2003, 10:42 PM

Amberstar yells, "Em be careful it could be BH with the Count trying to get back in!"
Amber is too late Em opens the air lock and all are in shock to see.......

Senmut · December 8th, 2003, 09:41 PM

the Schwans guy, with the order pad and catalogue.

emerita · December 10th, 2003, 06:30 PM

Em sighs with relief and takes the catalogue, she turns to the others when suddenly....................

Senmut · December 12th, 2003, 01:26 AM

the Schwans guy mentions the 2-for-1 sale on cheese muffins this secton...

Dawg · December 12th, 2003, 08:39 AM

And, of course, everyone loves cheese muffins, so the Schwan's guy is quickly sold out - but that didn't leave any cheese muffins for the beavers (who needed them to soak up the ambrosia they'd drunk), so...

emerita · December 12th, 2003, 04:04 PM

Em hands over her muffin to the beavers. As she turns to talk to Dawg, she sees........................

Senmut · December 12th, 2003, 07:00 PM

the Schwan's catalogue, on the floor of the corridor leading to the Bachelor Officer Quarters......

Muffit · December 12th, 2003, 07:00 PM

...and the muffin's clone handle and password from Skiffy drop out...sorry, couldn't resist...

Senmut · December 14th, 2003, 02:59 AM

Resist!!!!!!! Resist!!!!!!!!!

Dawg · December 19th, 2003, 09:51 AM

Dawg, having resisted, discovers that his friends have suddenly disappeared! Not even a slightly tipsy beaver could be seen in any corridor Dawg looks down (although he thought he could smell a hint of ambrosia in the air).

He heard high-pitched babbling going on, and suddenly is nearly knocked over by a swarm of tiny, miniature people! They just keep coming and coming, nearly crushing Dawg; fortunately, he is near a bulkhead, so he grabs hold of a beam and hangs on. He wonders if his friends, Em and FG and Senmut and Muffit and Amberstar, had fallen victim to these hordes of knee-high-to-a-duck humans.

Hmmm, thought Dawg, maybe Kingfish should expand his daggit-catching responsibilities to include swarms of mini-people.

Dawg also wants a blue kool-aid.

Grrr. Grrr! GRRRR!

The hordes shrink back a little, suddenly afraid, easing the pressure, and Dawg's sure his loud Grrrring will bring his friends running - if they can!!!

All of a sudden...

Muffit · December 19th, 2003, 02:45 PM

...an impartial review sends the mini-people scurrying for cover... err, sorry, guess I couldn't resist either...

Dawg · December 19th, 2003, 03:01 PM

Hi, Muffit!

I was beginning to think I was all alone around here.

Except, of course, for the hordes of mini-people that seem to be running around, tangling themselves about my ankles.

Where is everybody?

I am
Dawg

emerita · December 19th, 2003, 03:05 PM

Em walks around the corner coming back from the docking bay after crashing and burning in her viper. She slowly walks toward Muffit and Sen when....................

Muffit · December 19th, 2003, 06:38 PM

...the mini people begin unbuckling her warrior boots... now what are they up to??? Off to Ebay with 'em?

gunnerk19 · December 19th, 2003, 11:54 PM

At that moment, Gk19 walks into the docking bay to check his Viper's laser generators... Seeing Em's boots he says, "Wait a centon... Those aren't Colonial issue boots, those are Yves Saint Laurents! Where in the Lords of Kobol did you get those?" as Muffit smacks a stray solonite charge around the floor...

emerita · December 20th, 2003, 06:41 AM

Em smiles at GK19, "ouuu I picked these up on a little planet in the Anrati system, they aren't very comfortable."....she walks to her quarters and puts her feet up. She puts on some soft music and closes her eyes. Suddenly she hears yelling out in the corridor. She gets up and peeks out to see..............

Muffit · December 20th, 2003, 03:24 PM

...the solenite charge Muffit has been playing hockey with suddenly explodes, sending Muffit, Gunnerk, Dawg, Em and Senmut out a gaping hole in the ship...

...luckily, they are all wearing the same wires Apollo and Starbuck were wearing in Fire in Space...

gunnerk19 · December 20th, 2003, 09:39 PM

As he repeatedly bounces of the Galactica's hull, Gk19 thinks to himself, "I've been blown away by Colonial female booty before, but this is ridiculous!"...

Senmut · December 21st, 2003, 12:04 AM

Nice booty, too, Em!!!!!

Suddenly, Sen looks up from taking star readings off Em's booty, and sees a BaseShip dropping out of light speed........

bsg1fan1975 · December 22nd, 2003, 05:19 AM

"Holy Frak!" exclaims Bsg as she leans out of the hole! "Those dang beavers overloaded the solonite charges again. I told them not to do that!" Bsg sees her friends struggling to return to the ship. "hang on guys! I'm coming" But her grip slips and she ends up joining them. "Helllllpppp!" she hollers.

:laugh:

Senmut · December 25th, 2003, 03:30 AM

BURRRRRRRRPPP!!!!!!

emerita · December 25th, 2003, 06:57 AM

Em runs down the corridor to the galley where she has a Ham and Turkey cooking for Christmas dinner. She turns back to the others, " Any volunteers to peel sweet potatoes?...Now where did I put those marshmellows....I bet I left them in the welcome thread again." As Em turns to go get the marshmellows she sees.......................

Muffit · December 25th, 2003, 04:29 PM

...the Sta-Puft Marshmallow man, following Em, coming to claim his children for Christmas day...

bsg1fan1975 · December 29th, 2003, 05:12 AM

Bsg had returned to the ship and heads to the galley to start making treats for her New Years Eve party for 2. She sees the big white thing heading for Em. She grabs a skewer and a match. "anyone for a toasted giant marshmellow?"

Senmut · December 30th, 2003, 12:12 AM

"Surely" whines Baltar, "you don't mean me???"

bsg1fan1975 · December 31st, 2003, 04:57 AM

Bsg smiles. "Of course we mean to skewer you. We were almost all killed because of you." She wallops him with a bottle of ambrosa." She laughs. "Had to do it, he didn't have any cheese to go with his whine!"

gunnerk19 · December 31st, 2003, 05:29 AM

(...frack, no delete... see next post...)