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Old September 14th, 2004, 02:02 PM   #1
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Disparity is the illegitimate child of Reason. Try as we might, we can reconcile neither Nature nor Man to itself. Quantum physics taunts its Newtonian elder, like some tycoon vagrant does the inherited wealthy, and neither can explain the other.



We fashion technological marvels for ourselves to get us from here to there, so that we ourselves need not walk anymore. Then we turn around and purchase $500 treadmills for our homes, which take us nowhere. We espouse what I term the Vacation Placation: we tar and concrete lovely Nature so that we can work ourselves to death 51 weeks out of 52; then for that one week off, we spend all we have earned to go where we have /not/ tarred over. The KwaiBridge’s “madness!” beckons us introspect the paradox which is Life and Time.



And when sweet Time was my sibling and youth my security blanket, a simple swing was all I needed to soar above the petty troubles that coursed through grains of grass below my happy feet. Yet every waking hour I yearned to reach the mirror, to drive our petroleum coffins, and share the arguments that spite the bliss we thought our wedded veils would reveal.



Disparity then describes my love of BSG, and perplexity the trembling of my waiting heart.



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Beautifully said Muffit.
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Beautifuly said Muffit

our hearts yearn to capture those days once again
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Repcisg, Julix and Amberstar
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No thanks needed Muffit..........you are a rare treasure and have a heart of gold and a talent for making words sing to our hearts!

It is us who should be thanking you
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Ditto on Amber's comment!
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