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February 9th, 2005, 11:36 AM
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February 10th, 2005, 05:57 AM
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ROFL! Thank you muffit! I needed a laugh on this dreary New England morning!
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February 10th, 2005, 06:48 AM
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Muff Daggy
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February 13th, 2005, 09:07 PM
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Cute, Muffit :biggrin:
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February 13th, 2005, 11:17 PM
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Okay---
Where does Starfleet recruit most of it's Klingons?
Down at the Worf.
Why doesn't Starfleet have more androids on it's ships?
They need to collect more Data.
Why did the Borg Queen inspire such terror?
The whole fleet engaged her forces, and it didn't even phaser.
Why did the Talosians let the Enterprise's Captain go?
They weren't going to accept just anyone who came down the Pike.
How did Data become such a popular storyteller among the ship's children?
He knew all kinds of interesting Lore.
Why was the M-113 creature so familiar with ships?
It was quite an old salt.
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February 14th, 2005, 12:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senmut
Why did the Borg Queen inspire such terror?
The whole fleet engaged her forces, and it didn't even phaser.
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Set phasers to Boo/Hiss!
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February 14th, 2005, 12:52 AM
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On Vacation...
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These are great thanks Muffit and Sen!!
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February 17th, 2005, 09:59 PM
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How did the Borg manage to fail in their invasion of trhe Federation?
They were hoist on their own Picard.
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February 18th, 2005, 06:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senmut
How did the Borg manage to fail in their invasion of trhe Federation?
They were hoist on their own Picard.
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I don't speak Yiddish, but:
Oy vey!!!
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February 21st, 2005, 10:48 PM
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Q: Why did Locutus talk so incessantly?
A: The Borg decided to let him drone on.
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February 24th, 2005, 03:37 AM
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Why did Worf, destroy Ten Forward?
Because they were serving Cornish Pasties, and he thought they were Klingon Heads
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