Women!

thomas7g · January 2nd, 2004, 01:29 AM

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Lol... okay... this was a little crude... but it was funny too!

BlueSquad2001 · January 2nd, 2004, 08:12 PM

Okay, as Gene Simmons is fond of saying..."Before marriage, the young men 'yearn' for the woman. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!"

shiningstar · January 3rd, 2004, 07:52 PM

LOL Tom thanks for posting it!

BST · January 3rd, 2004, 07:58 PM

thomas7g · January 3rd, 2004, 09:14 PM

My friend (who is female) showed me that. And she is very much aware of GIRL power.

shiningstar · January 6th, 2004, 07:43 PM

LOL Blue squadron. I had forgotten that he had said that.

BlueSquad2001 · January 6th, 2004, 07:48 PM

I love Gene, got all of his books signed. Have been a KISS fan since '75. And I really dig their ideas about life in general. You gotta lick it up, no need to wait for an invitation!!! I gotta live like I'm on vacation...That's the ticket! Get you some Shiningstar!!!

Nice making you laugh!

bsg1fan1975 · January 7th, 2004, 07:38 AM

Now my guy would disagree with that!

BlueSquad2001 · January 7th, 2004, 10:56 AM

Then are you saying that your "guy" isn't fun??? What exactly would you mean by that remark? Money, my favorite word. "More Money" even better words. The more you have, the more you have. It's that simple, with an abundance of money, comes an abundance of .....shhhh! whisper...WOMEN! Your guy knows the equation and if he had plenty,.....he would definately have plenty and want more. More is better, than less! He knows that as all men and women understand that. So does he want more? Or less? His decision!

bsg1fan1975 · January 8th, 2004, 04:39 AM

my guy doesn't need money or more women to keep him happy. He is actually a very fun person to be around!

BlueSquad2001 · January 8th, 2004, 04:48 AM

You go on believing that, okay. Anybody that says more is not better, is either lying to themselves, or me, or both. Make no bones about it. Offer anyone a room full of this great stuff in life, and then offer a room that has a few things, and guess which one they will choose?

bsg1fan1975 · January 8th, 2004, 08:53 AM

Well he is a one woman man. Just because we are getting married this june doesn't mean that he can't look at other women. He can't touch them at all without losing something very precious to him!:laugh:

thomas7g · January 8th, 2004, 09:09 AM

After Lorena Bobbit that threat is much scarier.

bsg1fan1975 · January 8th, 2004, 09:13 AM

He knows I am not kidding either!

:drevil:

Darth Marley · January 8th, 2004, 09:17 AM

But after the impromtu "surgery" he was reattached to his true love,and went on to make porn films. Is there a lesson to be learned from this?

BlueSquad2001 · January 8th, 2004, 10:53 AM

And the same could be said for BSG1fan

Now look little lady, this is the last time. The problem with women is this. When you get involved with a man, you automatically think that all his precious semen is in line with you. Not true! Men generate MILLIONS and BILLIONS of sperm minute by minute. And 10 minutes after he's done with you, he's ready again. This is a biological FACT! Men were geared to PRO-CREATE! After you and him are lying there basking in the afterglow,....and I certainly hope you are or someone is not doing their job properly! Anyway, I call and tell him that 2 or 3 more gorgeous ladies required his attention, to please them also. I PROMISE BY ALL MEN, AND I'M SPEAKING FOR ALL, He will really consider how to get away from his obligations of that relationship for the eve.

And if you believe that you are the only woman meant to please him, think again, he knows that ALL women are there for his pleasure,and the same for women. Are you going to satisfy all of that daily production within his --You know what??? I don't think so, and if you could, ALL OF US MEN WANT TO MEET YOU!

He would definately take on a room full of beautiful women, given the opportunity! I'd bet my life on it! And win. It is the nature of man. Don't blame us....Blame GOD, he made it this way. That's why divorce court is full year round of cheaters! TRUE!

bsg1fan1975 · January 8th, 2004, 12:44 PM

That is not true! Women can cheat just like men can. I am not totally stupid! My guy is just very happy sticking to one woman. I ask anyone if that is wrong of him. He doesn't need other women. I would never do what you are advocating for men to do to their wives or grilfriends! I guess the way people see things and do things are because of the way they were raised. My father and mother never cheated on each other. My mother and father were married until he died. Nor has my stepdad ever cheated on my mom. What are you a "Woman Hater?"

Micheleh · January 8th, 2004, 01:08 PM

C'mon, guys. Rule #265 in the "Big Book of Forum Rules No one But the Mods Ever See (and Half the Time We Can't Find 'Cos Tommy Lost It Again)" says:

"Any Battles of the Sexes are to remain lighthearted and fun, with all parties being respectful and courteous, with free drinks (pink or blue umbrella) for all participants."

Drinks, anyone?

Darth Marley · January 8th, 2004, 01:09 PM

Latest surveys indicate monogamous couples get more and better than single folk catting about.

thomas7g · January 8th, 2004, 01:14 PM

I can't help it if I keep losing the manual!

I take after the Greatest American Hero!!!!

(for those who never saw it, GAH was an ABC show about an average guy who gets a superpowered suit, but loses the manual to it)

BlueSquad2001 · January 8th, 2004, 01:40 PM

No it's all lighthearted with me. But I love women and praise their existence. I worship them in my paintings and in life. They ARE the best thing around!

Proximo · January 8th, 2004, 05:26 PM

Me too! Me too!

I'm in a quandry actually, I get married next year but, at the same time, I'm in love with another woman... scary. I find myself wishing I'd met her first instead. Perhaps I should just be a man and do em both eh? After all, it's only a promise to love and cherish till death (or maybe taxes) do us part...

Yes, a little bit sarcastic, I know. Actually I've been thinking about starting a cult. Two godesses, one worshiper. That wold be me.

*sigh* C'est la vie... sorry, I seem to have dropped in to your war and made a mess. I'll just be in the corner over there.

BlueSquad2001 · January 8th, 2004, 07:28 PM

It's not a war, and I'm not upset with anothers opinion. No matter how blind it may be:laugh: But seriously, it is a proven fact that men are "NOT" monogamous by nature! This is scientifically proven to be fact. PLayboy and U.C.L.A. did a study on this notion and found it to be very true. Men can and do fall in love all the time, but their (D#$ks) still love to roam. And put it in a mans face without fear of being caught, and assured the lady will never find out, and BADA-BING-BADA-BOOM! He's smilin'.

I'm at war with no one, but to all the women that I've been with, I was truthful up front and let them know of my lusts and needs and I believe in FULL DISCLOSURE to ALL WOMEN! They deserve it, otherwise we guys are lying to them already, if we say we don't look or are'nt curious about another. And for all the men that are in love and are and have been faithful or whatever, guess what??? They are still imaging sex with other women and always will. Because we were meant to and we can't make ourselves stop wondering. It's in our NATURE....Blame GOD, not us as individuals.

Proximo · January 9th, 2004, 05:48 AM

You know, just a few days ago I might have gone on a rant about morality and purity after reading that. Funny thing is, I've ha an epiphany.

No, it isn't some kind of operation...

Obviously not everyone will get this, because not here is a christian (or are you? Are you all secret überbaptists, mayhap? Or perhaps you're all episcopalian monks having a night off...). Anyway, the epiphany I had was about intimacy and innocence, and how in the ideal and innocent world a man would be able to go about sharing the love, as that's how we were created. Unfortunately the world isn't ideal and certainly isn't innocent. The innocent desire of the perfect world has been replaced with lss-than-innocent lust, lies, deceit and general decay... personally I'm looking forward to the day when everything is back the way it should be.

But enough seriousness...

Darth Marley · January 9th, 2004, 09:52 AM

If I had killed her when I met her I'd be out of jail by now.

emerita · January 10th, 2004, 09:56 AM

We can fake it....guys can't...I think that tips the table just a little

"YESSS!!! YOU MAKE THE EARTH MOVE! AGAIN! AGAIN! YES! OH YES! YOU ARE THE BEST! OH YES! :tongue:

*hmmm where can I get him to take me for dinner...ouu.... I need my nails done*

You have to remember that I had 20 years of experience with a man that thought he was God's gift to women. I had to fake it on a daily basis until I realized that I didn't have to worry about making him happy anymore....LOL...now I just need to find someone that can make me feel incredible.........

thomas7g · January 10th, 2004, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darth Marley
If I had killed her when I met her I'd be out of jail by now.

ew.

Em- WOMEN! :laugh:

slider · January 10th, 2004, 10:29 AM

My favorite advice on marriage for guys:

Don't get married. Just find a woman you really hate and buy her a house.

Darth Marley · January 10th, 2004, 10:45 AM

Just buy her a double-wide,it's cheaper.

emerita · January 10th, 2004, 11:05 AM

well, I own my own home...thank you...and my car, so you see I don't need a man......but I may at times desire them.....I could never hang onto a man because he buys me things. There is really nothing I need and I have fun in life.....there are others out there like me....right?

Right? Come on sisterhood, speak up ...we are strong...we are invin....

opps, sorry, brings back flashes of 1969 and burning bras