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Old April 16th, 2005, 05:19 PM   #1
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Okay, how many folks in denial does it take to change a lightbulb???

???

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--> What lightbulb??????????????

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Old April 16th, 2005, 05:31 PM   #2
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OH, THAT'S a great one!!!!!

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Old April 16th, 2005, 05:32 PM   #3
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good one!..........Hi Muffit
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Old April 16th, 2005, 06:03 PM   #4
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Cute!

...errr That *was* a joke, right?
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McCoy: "You really have gone where no man's gone before. Couldn't you tell me what it felt like?"
Spock: "It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference."
McCoy: "You're joking!"
Spock: "A joke . . . is a story with a humorous climax."
McCoy:"You mean I have to /die/ to discuss your insights on death?"
Spock: "Forgive me, Doctor, I am receiving a number of distress calls."
McCoy: "I don't doubt it."

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Ok.. so what's it like to change a light bulb (being dead like Spock), or do I have to change one first? (die like McCoy)
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McCoy: "You really have gone where no man's gone before. Couldn't you tell me what it felt like?"
Spock: "It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference."
McCoy: "You're joking!"
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If you're a Vorlon?
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How many CYLONS does it take to change a light bulb?

1 IL series to make the decision to change it
1 Commander centurion to launch the raiders
11 raiders to fetch the new lightbulb (given that they only encounter 1 warrior on the way, other wise it is n times 10, plus one, where n is number of warriors on patrol)
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Baltar to put it in,

cos' Cylons aren't too good with jobs that need fine motor control!


(Perhaps Spike's official Clylon designation is facilities maintenance?? Or its why they made the nu ones look human?)

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An IL Series Cylon's head *is* a light bulb! Not sure he'd want Baltar changing that!
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Although we could strobe him and turn an IL into a disco light?
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