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Old November 29th, 2006, 11:55 PM   #991
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"That's not the only smoldering beaver he is gonna go crazy when he hears about. It's a good thing that I just..."
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Old November 30th, 2006, 12:44 AM   #992
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(continued..) luckily cleaned up last night's barbequed cow...and let me tell you, it wasn't easy getting that whole beast up on the grill , they're fracking heavy!...and when I left Apollo in charge of making sure it didn't burn while I went to the turbo flush for a centon,...he'd left the cow cooking till it was nearly roasted to a scorpian crisp!".
Starbuck nods his head convincingly, at his fellow warriors with cigar in one hand, and spatula in the other..Apollo strides over and takes the spatula out of Starbucks hand and...
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Old December 4th, 2006, 12:54 AM   #993
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says" Starbuck, don't exaggerate". The cow was well done. You always undercook your cow, no to forget your beaver as well"! With that, Apollo stomped off and got his viper and lauched, leaving everyone to choke in the exhaust", just then, Cassiopiea said to Starbuck....
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Old December 28th, 2006, 01:41 AM   #994
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"Starbuck, did you remember to send the garbage to the Sanitation Ship?"...
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Old December 28th, 2006, 02:33 AM   #995
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At loss for words, Starbuck was reaching for an excuse to get out of this chore. In the commotion around the Bridge, a voice was overheard saying, "45 microns and closing". Just then it hit him. Starbuck looked at his timepiece, took a puff of is fumerello, looked at Cassie with a grin and said "Ahh, duty calls love..." and made a hasty exit towards the launch bay. With which Cassie replied...
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Old December 28th, 2006, 03:32 AM   #996
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"I'll take that as a no." She turned, and looked at the Cylon cook. "Okay, CromeDome, let's check out that cookbook. 'k?"
To which the Cylon, looking upwards as best he could towards his shiny pate, replied...
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Old June 24th, 2008, 09:51 PM   #997
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At that instant, snapping his fingers, Iblis materializes a bizarre creature, with a hideous face, rags for clothes, and long fingers with suckers on them. It blinks, looks around, then shape-shifts into Aurora. It puts it's hands around Starbuck's face, and then...
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Old June 25th, 2008, 03:51 AM   #998
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Starbuck expectorates all over it.
"Haven't you ever heard of oral hygiene..." Strarbuck gasps.

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Old July 1st, 2008, 11:44 AM   #999
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Athena finally got Starbuck to seal to her she couldn't wait for the sealing day...

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Old July 2nd, 2008, 05:36 AM   #1000
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[parallel track action is fine as long as the reader can see it]

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Old July 11th, 2008, 05:42 PM   #1001
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Iblis, in fury, takes the pot from the stove, raises it over his head, and looking at Starbuck...
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Doesn't see Max blindside him with Bob again. Bob, annoyed, says....
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Old October 9th, 2008, 12:26 AM   #1003
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"Iblis, you need some serious deodorant!" Furious, Iblis, getting up off the floor, and wiping stew off his once-immaculate robes, raises his hands in anger, and says...
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Old October 21st, 2008, 11:50 AM   #1004
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"What do you take me for, a stinking Boray?"

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Old November 13th, 2008, 01:27 PM   #1005
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the Gold Cylon thinks he's actually a toaster oven
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Old November 13th, 2008, 01:43 PM   #1006
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Brie walked in and flipped the lever on the gold cylon, as she inserted the bread for the toast.
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Old November 17th, 2008, 11:02 AM   #1007
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Starbuck came in and also wanted to make toaster waffles
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Old November 28th, 2008, 10:00 AM   #1008
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He was surprised when the toaster replied "by your command"
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Old December 16th, 2008, 08:44 AM   #1009
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As he heard that he jumped in shock as Cassi laughed and said....
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Old January 17th, 2009, 02:24 AM   #1010
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"Iblis, that stuff will stain."
"Oh, really? No mong, Megabrain!" replied the evil Count. Now calm again, he grabs up the beavers, and aiming for the pot (once more on the stove) says to everyone within earshot...
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Old January 17th, 2009, 08:12 AM   #1011
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"They're MINE! They're all MINE!!"
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Old February 21st, 2009, 09:40 PM   #1012
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"Gulp!" said the beavers. Laughing evilly, Baltar asked if Iblis would make sure they were done nice and tender, to which Siress Belloby replied...
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Gagh!

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While Adama and Tigh formulated a battle plan too....
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to replenish the Officer's Lounge bar with Ambrosia. Meanwhile the really bright boys of Gold Squadron rigged up a still.
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Old May 15th, 2009, 11:07 PM   #1016
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Hearing this, Iblis dropped the beavers into the pot, and heading for the still, announced to Gold Leader...
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"Hurry! the BEAVERS are escaping!!!!!!!!!"
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Old August 3rd, 2009, 01:03 AM   #1018
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To which Gold Leader answerred: "No Mong, Megabrain!" Belloby laughed, and Boxey giggled. Seeing himself thus ridiculed, the evil Count exclaimed...
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"I need to round up all those beavers!" Meanwhile to solve the toaster shortage on Galactica, Gold Squadron.......
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decided to work on retrofitting some captured Cylons. After scrounging for parts in Wilker's lab, one of them exclaimed...
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