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March 30th, 2005, 07:33 PM
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Formerly Warrior
The Lone Wolf
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2005
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.
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LoneWolf Grafix- Web Design and CGI
"If not for the original Battlestar Galactica series , then there would be no new show."
"If not for the original ST series, then there would be no ST movies, TNG, DS9, Voyager or 'Enterprise'."
"Legends never die... They just get new Captains."
"Respect the past. It brought you the present."
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March 30th, 2005, 07:47 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Great post warrior! I even find that in response to something I find funny I have to catch myself from saying "laugh out loud" or "lol" instead of just laughing... Isn't Im'ing fun!!!!
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March 30th, 2005, 08:06 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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umm,......... 
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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March 30th, 2005, 10:33 PM
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Um, guilty as charged.
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March 31st, 2005, 12:06 AM
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Major
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that sounds right ..
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My Blog
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March 31st, 2005, 01:40 AM
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Man, that hits close to home.  |
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March 31st, 2005, 05:52 AM
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Warrior, that list is hilarious. Did you write that? Do you mind if I repost it on another message board? It's too funny and accurate not to share with all my friends.  |
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March 31st, 2005, 07:50 AM
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Major
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this is funny. I actually identify with #9 in all but one way. I never worked at a desk when this happened, it was an assembly line! mind if I put this on my board or share it with my sister?
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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March 31st, 2005, 08:58 AM
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Battlestar Callisto
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I think this has made the rounds in the past few years. Speaking of cell phones, who here does not have one and will not get one??
I had one for one year and I rarely used it. So I got rid of it and have never had nor really needed one since...
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March 31st, 2005, 12:17 PM
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Major
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got mine for Xmas as a gift from the other half. I take it with me when I am out in case I need it in a emergency!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 31st, 2005, 12:31 PM
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Formerly Warrior
The Lone Wolf
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Go ahead and share it.
My mom sent it to me via e-mail while I visiting in person... and I live just two blocks away
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LoneWolf Grafix- Web Design and CGI
"If not for the original Battlestar Galactica series , then there would be no new show."
"If not for the original ST series, then there would be no ST movies, TNG, DS9, Voyager or 'Enterprise'."
"Legends never die... They just get new Captains."
"Respect the past. It brought you the present."
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March 31st, 2005, 12:33 PM
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Formerly Warrior
The Lone Wolf
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
this is funny. I actually identify with #9 in all but one way. I never worked at a desk when this happened, it was an assembly line!
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...hmmm I'm not so sure #9 is what covers that portion of this
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LoneWolf Grafix- Web Design and CGI
"If not for the original Battlestar Galactica series , then there would be no new show."
"If not for the original ST series, then there would be no ST movies, TNG, DS9, Voyager or 'Enterprise'."
"Legends never die... They just get new Captains."
"Respect the past. It brought you the present."
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April 1st, 2005, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Warrior
Go ahead and share it.
My mom sent it to me via e-mail while I visiting in person... and I live just two blocks away |
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April 1st, 2005, 01:09 AM
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On Vacation...
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How about Your on IM and your using mics and at the same time you are talking to that person you are also sending them IM messages. Damn you Julix!!  |
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April 1st, 2005, 03:46 AM
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Major
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Originally Posted by Warrior
...hmmm I'm not so sure #9 is what covers that portion of this |
for four years I worked for four different places while at one job but as I stated i didn't have a desk.
The four companies I worked for were a temp agency. The original owners of the company who hired me from the temp agency. The people who bought out the original owners that hired me. And the people who bought the company from the people who bought out the original owners. The last company that owned the place I worked for were the ones who closed the place and move the factory elsewhere!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 1st, 2005, 03:49 AM
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Formerly Warrior
The Lone Wolf
| Owner: | | | Colonial Fleets | | | 3D Gladiators | | | Former Webmaster: | | | BattlestarGalactica.com | | | RichardHatch.com | | | GreatWarofMagellan.com | | | Web Tech: | | | LauretteSpang.com | | | DirkBenedictCentral.com | | | TombsofKobol.com |
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...ok... that's good for #8, but not #9
Re-read all of them
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LoneWolf Grafix- Web Design and CGI
"If not for the original Battlestar Galactica series , then there would be no new show."
"If not for the original ST series, then there would be no ST movies, TNG, DS9, Voyager or 'Enterprise'."
"Legends never die... They just get new Captains."
"Respect the past. It brought you the present."
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April 1st, 2005, 04:16 AM
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Major
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Originally Posted by Warrior
...ok... that's good for #8, but not #9
Re-read all of them |
V-8 moment or as Homer says: D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You got me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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