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Old July 13th, 2003, 01:15 AM   #1
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Default Colonial Humor Man...

Since there is soooooooo much Doom and Gloom over the forthcoming abomination, we need some humor around here. I propose a Colonial Humor contest.
To begin....



What do you call someone newly released from the Prison Barge?

A Galcti-Con!

Don't everyone laugh at once...
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Old November 24th, 2004, 12:41 AM   #2
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The above must have been terrible. Okay, here's a much better one...



What do you call the sticky junk that stick to the Triad player's hands??


Ball-tar.

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Old November 24th, 2004, 03:54 AM   #3
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oh man Sen these are pretty funky
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Old November 24th, 2004, 04:42 AM   #4
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You got me to smile ,,,,,,,, those were really cute
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Old November 24th, 2004, 05:28 AM   #5
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Okay...

Q. What do you call a single Thermite grenade used after dark?

A. A Solo-Night charge!

BWAHAHAHAHA... Hahahaha, ha... er, hehe... wooooo...

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Old November 24th, 2004, 08:00 AM   #6
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good one gunner!
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Old November 24th, 2004, 09:41 PM   #7
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Anyone else? This is an equal-opportunity bad joke thread.
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Old November 24th, 2004, 10:11 PM   #8
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What do you call the drink a Cylon bartender just poured you?
An imperious litre.
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Old November 24th, 2004, 10:17 PM   #9
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Now we know why the Fleet travelled millions of metrics!
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Old November 25th, 2004, 10:42 AM   #10
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Aaaaaargh!!! Pretty funny Sen' !!!


Okay, I'll bite...what do you call it when they're pursuing Tigh and Boomer?
...a blood hunt...


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Old November 25th, 2004, 06:23 PM   #11
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Grrrrrrrrr...........


What do you call Dr. Ravashol's laboratory?

Below Zero.
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Old November 25th, 2004, 06:58 PM   #12
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LOL!

Okay, how many light bulbs does it take to screw up a Cylon?

Just one!!!
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Old November 26th, 2004, 01:29 AM   #13
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What was one of Starbuck's favorite passtimes back on Caprica?

Leaning back, and watch the writhing of the Aurora!

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Old November 26th, 2004, 06:46 AM   #14
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LOL!
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Old November 30th, 2004, 05:43 PM   #15
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What was one of Starbuck's favorite passtimes back on Caprica?

Leaning back, and watch the writhing of the Aurora!

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Old December 1st, 2004, 03:44 AM   #16
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keep 'em coming guys these are great!
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Old December 1st, 2004, 09:52 PM   #17
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What's the name of Coporal Komma's technical manual?

The Book of the Nerd.
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 11:56 AM   #19
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that's a good one!
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 03:00 PM   #20
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What is the most common computer language in the Colonies?


COBOL!
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COBOL!
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 09:32 PM   #22
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What evil organization from Earth was iactually run by Cylons?


SPECTRE!



Okay, now one of you, please?
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keep 'em coming!
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Old December 4th, 2004, 01:08 PM   #24
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What kind of ghosts haunt the caves like the Ovions live in?

-- Mineral Spirits --
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How many Colonials does it take to change a lightbulb?


Oh Thomas, thanks for the smiley! :light:
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It depends on the rate of Paye.
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This one may be a dud but I just had to try.

Why did the daggit open a bakery on the Rising Star?

Because he wanted to be the Muffit Man!

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Actualy, it was good.

Okay, what do you called a computer engineer on Caprica?

A lord of COBOL!


Your turn.
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Actualy, it was good.

Okay, what do you called a computer engineer on Caprica?

A lord of COBOL!


Your turn.


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Old December 7th, 2004, 04:53 PM   #30
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This one may be a dud but I just had to try.

Why did the daggit open a bakery on the Rising Star?

Because he wanted to be the Muffit Man!

ROTFL!!! Great one Bsg!!

Yours too Senmut! Btw, are there really any Cobol programmers left??
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