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April 16th, 2005, 05:19 PM
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Muff Daggy
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How many...???
Hi all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, how many folks in denial does it take to change a lightbulb???
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--> What lightbulb??????????????
With much affection,
Muffit
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April 16th, 2005, 05:31 PM
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Stablemaster, Livery Ship
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OH, THAT'S a great one!!!!!
Jewels
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April 16th, 2005, 05:32 PM
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good one!..........Hi Muffit
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April 16th, 2005, 06:03 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Thanks!!!
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April 16th, 2005, 06:21 PM
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Formerly Warrior The Lone Wolf
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Cute!
...errr That *was* a joke, right?
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April 16th, 2005, 06:37 PM
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Muff Daggy
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McCoy: "You really have gone where no man's gone before. Couldn't you tell me what it felt like?"
Spock: "It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference."
McCoy: "You're joking!"
Spock: "A joke . . . is a story with a humorous climax."
McCoy:"You mean I have to /die/ to discuss your insights on death?"
Spock: "Forgive me, Doctor, I am receiving a number of distress calls."
McCoy: "I don't doubt it."
McCoy and Spock, STAR TREK IV The Voyage Home
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April 16th, 2005, 06:50 PM
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Formerly Warrior The Lone Wolf
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Ok.. so what's it like to change a light bulb (being dead like Spock), or do I have to change one first? (die like McCoy)
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"If not for the original Battlestar Galactica series , then there would be no new show."
"If not for the original ST series, then there would be no ST movies, TNG, DS9, Voyager or 'Enterprise'."
"Legends never die... They just get new Captains."
"Respect the past. It brought you the present."
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April 16th, 2005, 07:18 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Warrior
Ok.. so what's it like to change a light bulb (being dead like Spock), or do I have to change one first? (die like McCoy)
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Aw, ferget it!!
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The night is falling
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Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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April 16th, 2005, 07:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffit
McCoy: "You really have gone where no man's gone before. Couldn't you tell me what it felt like?"
Spock: "It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference."
McCoy: "You're joking!"
Spock: "A joke . . . is a story with a humorous climax."
McCoy:"You mean I have to /die/ to discuss your insights on death?"
Spock: "Forgive me, Doctor, I am receiving a number of distress calls."
McCoy: "I don't doubt it."
McCoy and Spock, STAR TREK IV The Voyage Home
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I love those two!!!!!!!!!! I think I had a crush on Mr. spock!
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April 16th, 2005, 07:39 PM
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The Last Person
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Who needs lightbulbs?
If you're a Vorlon?
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April 16th, 2005, 08:45 PM
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You people slay me.
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April 16th, 2005, 11:54 PM
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How many CYLONS does it take to change a light bulb?
1 IL series to make the decision to change it
1 Commander centurion to launch the raiders
11 raiders to fetch the new lightbulb (given that they only encounter 1 warrior on the way, other wise it is n times 10, plus one, where n is number of warriors on patrol)
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Baltar to put it in,
cos' Cylons aren't too good with jobs that need fine motor control!
(Perhaps Spike's official Clylon designation is facilities maintenance?? Or its why they made the nu ones look human?)
Cheers,
Lara
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April 17th, 2005, 05:26 AM
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Formerly Warrior The Lone Wolf
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An IL Series Cylon's head *is* a light bulb! Not sure he'd want Baltar changing that!
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"If not for the original Battlestar Galactica series , then there would be no new show."
"If not for the original ST series, then there would be no ST movies, TNG, DS9, Voyager or 'Enterprise'."
"Legends never die... They just get new Captains."
"Respect the past. It brought you the present."
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April 17th, 2005, 06:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Warrior
An IL Series Cylon's head *is* a light bulb! Not sure he'd want Baltar changing that!
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April 17th, 2005, 03:24 PM
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The Last Person
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Although we could strobe him and turn an IL into a disco light?
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April 19th, 2005, 07:45 AM
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Muff Daggy
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