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Old January 6th, 2005, 05:29 PM   #1
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Star Trek Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

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3. Technobabble.

The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.

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But, you didn't bring the anti-matter up to 8000 degrees!!!

You're lucky that rift was self-sealing!
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Battlestar Galactica 1978 I have to express my disappointment

that list is limited to only 10 things. I should be longer...


Sci-Fi, a sincere thanks for posting that!!! VERY funny!!! I'm going to have to spread that link around now...

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Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

Funny stuff...enjoy

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3. Technobabble.

The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.

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I don't know which was funnier ...........the 10 reasons ..........or the 'responses'
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I gotta agree with you there, shining star!! The "sucking up to each other"/ "Panty sniffer at the Academy" comment nearly made me fall out of my chair!!!

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That was funny! I love the Seatbelt thing and the fuses on the ops displays. I'll be back later, I have to go re-modulate somthing. hahaha
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