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October 15th, 2003, 07:11 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Em looks around and calls to Amberstar on the bridge" Come-on! we need to launch now!" Em climbs into her viper waiting for Amberstar and the other warriors to arrive as she flips the switch and hears her engines roar there is a flash of bright light. Em is blinded for a moment. She hears...........
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October 15th, 2003, 07:23 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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the Beavers are still singing. Quickly, Em turns off the unicom, pops open the canopy and gets out of the Viper. Ever since that bright flash of light, she just hasn't felt quite right. She turns to head out of the launch bay when.........
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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October 15th, 2003, 08:16 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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Dawg comes running up. "Woof," he says, looking very perplexed.
Then...
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October 16th, 2003, 04:18 AM
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They hear a loud crash behind the launch bay doors. They run to see...........
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October 16th, 2003, 10:35 AM
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Muff Daggy
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A humongous ice sculpture of a urinating beaver crashing to the floor, carved at great lengths by the throng of drunken beavers...
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October 16th, 2003, 02:22 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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BST comes barrelling down the corridor, after hearing the loud crash in the launch bay, thinking "what could have possibly happened now?" He slows his approach when he sees Em, Dawg, and Muffit standing in the corridor, doubled over in laughter. He cautiously approaches them, not knowing what to expect then, he sees the sculpture......
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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October 16th, 2003, 04:37 PM
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Amberstar isn't far behiend BST and finally catches up to the group.
(It's a long trip from the bridge).
She can see everyone laughing hysterically and finally notices the broken
beaver sculpture.
"About time that thing fell over", she thought.
Suddenly the Comander.............
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October 16th, 2003, 05:08 PM
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Strike Leader
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Kingfish says, "Anyone for Beaver stew?" :laugh:
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October 20th, 2003, 05:30 PM
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Geez no one wants beaver stew. Okay how about beaver pelts? WooWoo."
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October 20th, 2003, 06:12 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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Well, I'm certainly glad Kingfish has returned to his job of Daggit (and Beaver) Catcher. Now to keep him out of the beavers' ambrosia!
But ... Beaver Stew?
Is it tasty?
I am
Dawg
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October 20th, 2003, 06:14 PM
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"Bever Pelts sound good to me"! Amberstar and group started shaking their heads in complete agreement.
Suddenly, the beavers ran away as quickly as they could!
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" KEEPING THE FAITH"
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October 23rd, 2003, 01:47 PM
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Yes, we could line our viper seats with the fur...wait...what am I talking about. I don't have the heart to hurt the beavers. They are so cute, even if they are annoying.....I think we ought to put them in the holadeck and let them sing whenever they want to.*Em stops and remembers that they don't have holadecks*...oppps, then where was I the other night....suddenly a loud crash startles her...she turns to see..........
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November 2nd, 2003, 06:56 PM
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Even if the beavers ARE singing, I don't give a dam!
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 3rd, 2003, 03:31 PM
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LOL.....well, then you can catch them.... These guys are not about to give up their lives easily. They like to drink to much..... Em looks down the hall toward faint sounds of singing, suddenly an explosion rocks the ship. They run to see.................
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November 3rd, 2003, 05:12 PM
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The beavers chasing OWD down the corridor.....................
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November 3rd, 2003, 09:35 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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dragging half-empty bottles of ambrosia behind them. OWD, of course, was yelling for Kingfish the daggit-catcher, but...
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November 3rd, 2003, 11:51 PM
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...he had been tackled by Muffit, who was busy clamping down on his throat, and sniffing for mushies.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 4th, 2003, 04:16 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Can't get enough of them mushies...
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November 4th, 2003, 06:46 PM
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Amberstar and Muffit help OWD stand up . While the beavers and Muffit continue their search for mushies else where, Red alert sounds once again......
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November 4th, 2003, 07:05 PM
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Muff Daggy
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...and one of the beavers, hiccuping, suggests:
"Can't we just call it Red Eye Alert?"
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November 4th, 2003, 07:15 PM
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"you know the cooks spiked the mushies again. They found about half of them had plantvapor in them" Deckape said as he
watched drunk beavers and aww frack grabs a mushie.
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November 5th, 2003, 06:02 PM
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Em walks down the corridor, hoping the rest don't confuse her stash of ambrosia with mushies.As she checks her hiding place she hears......................
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November 6th, 2003, 12:14 AM
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"Reach fer the bulkhead support beams, y'all, or I'll ventilate ya's!"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 6th, 2003, 08:13 PM
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Em turns to see who made such a statement and would actually believe that anyone would do that these days.....she is surprised to see...............
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November 8th, 2003, 03:06 AM
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M I
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 8th, 2003, 05:54 PM
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:p lol...Em runs over to Senmut and gives him a big before running him down with the drunken Em stops short and decides to buy Senmut a but then remembers what happens everytime they drink together :upchuck: As they settle in for and they hear...............
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November 8th, 2003, 07:40 PM
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Muff Daggy
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...the theme to Battlestar Galactica...their hearts swell...their ears tingle...even the beavers are hushed into silence, listening with awe...
Stu Phillips, you are amazing...
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November 9th, 2003, 05:58 AM
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Bad Email Address
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November 9th, 2003, 11:21 AM
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Muff Daggy
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"Rosebud!"
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November 9th, 2003, 09:28 PM
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Senmut, deciding that being in proximity to Em is preferable to a bunch of beavers, buys another round of ambrosia-soaked mushies, and challenges her to a game of strip-ambrosia.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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