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July 13th, 2004, 01:59 PM
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Women's Tee Shirts..
WASHINGTON POST runs a column each summer listing interesting WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT.
5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
8. ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.
9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?
10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.
12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
15. KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.
16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
19. EVERYTIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.
20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WLL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
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I practicly thrive on it."
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July 13th, 2004, 04:39 PM
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Major
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Utah
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lol
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July 13th, 2004, 07:54 PM
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Bad Email Address
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:laugh:
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July 13th, 2004, 08:26 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Among the 13th tribe....
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love them, and agree with #14! LOL 
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" KEEPING THE FAITH"
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July 14th, 2004, 12:39 PM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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#18 is the one that fits a description of me!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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July 14th, 2004, 01:25 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: New Mexico
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Originally Posted by Flamingo Girl
WASHINGTON POST runs a column each summer listing interesting WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT.
5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
8. ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.
9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?
10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.
12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
15. KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.
16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
19. EVERYTIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.
20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WLL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
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July 15th, 2004, 09:50 PM
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On Vacation...
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: BC Canada
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Originally Posted by Warrior
Best Woman's T-Shirt:
...a wet t-shirt 
*runs* |
 THWACK!
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July 16th, 2004, 06:17 AM
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Location: New Mexico
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Originally Posted by Warrior
Best Woman's T-Shirt:
...a wet t-shirt
*runs* |
THHHHWWWAACCCK
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July 16th, 2004, 06:20 AM
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Actually, I gotta agree with Warrior. |
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July 16th, 2004, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Archangel
Actually, I gotta agree with Warrior. |
*THUD!!*
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July 16th, 2004, 09:13 AM
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oooowwwww!  |
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July 16th, 2004, 09:46 AM
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On Vacation...
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Originally Posted by Archangel
Actually, I gotta agree with Warrior. |
Well I guess you must want a thwack too then!
THWACK!
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July 16th, 2004, 11:14 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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Originally Posted by Archangel
Actually, I gotta agree with Warrior. |
THWAAACK!!!!
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July 16th, 2004, 11:15 AM
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Bad Email Address
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Originally Posted by Rowan
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Thanks for the idea Rowan
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