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March 24th, 2004, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by braxiss
thank you master,
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You're welcome, young padawan.
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March 24th, 2004, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
This is a guy thing.
I must wonder, however, if there was a Fraudian slip in your querie. You referred to me as a wise as$ and then asked me a question about buns. I suspect there was a subconscious connection in there, somehow, someway, somewhere.
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ROTFL 14th! And ROTFL at your subsequent jokes as well!!!
Oh, btw, speaking of Freudian, what was the beginning of your quote about male naughty bits?
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Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
In other words, one leap and bite could leave him nuts.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
This is a guy thing.
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Uh ---- yep, it certainly is!!!
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March 25th, 2004, 03:30 AM
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#93
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roflmao.
thank you O Swamee of Swamees!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 25th, 2004, 11:47 AM
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Oh great and all knowing one, I your humble and undeserving disciple have a question:
Why is it that when I bring an umbrella with me it never rains, but when I don't it does....?
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March 25th, 2004, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Rowan
Oh great and all knowing one, I your humble and undeserving disciple have a question:
Why is it that when I bring an umbrella with me it never rains, but when I don't it does....?
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that's one I'd love to have answered as well. That just happened to me this morning!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 25th, 2004, 07:26 PM
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#96
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Muffit:
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Oh, btw, speaking of Freudian, what was the beginning of your quote about male naughty bits?
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Originally Posted by The 14th Colony:
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In other words, one leap and bite could leave him nuts.
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Originally Posted by The 14th Colony:
Muffy:
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Uh ---- yep, it certainly is!!!
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The funny thing is, or weep-worthy thing is, it may be a guy thing, but after the close encounter with the trout, it's a matter of perspective whether he's still a guy or not. :laugh:
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April 5th, 2004, 05:52 PM
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#97
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April 5th, 2004, 07:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by warhammerdriver
O Wise and Mighty All Knowing Seer I beseech the gift of thy wisdom.
What fly should I cast to catch Brown Trout on the second Sunday of June?
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a HORSE FLY ..........they're bigger then the average HOUSE Fly and will be
easier to put on the hook
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April 5th, 2004, 07:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
Muffit:
Originally Posted by The 14th Colony:
Originally Posted by The 14th Colony:
Muffy:
The funny thing is, or weep-worthy thing is, it may be a guy thing, but after the close encounter with the trout, it's a matter of perspective whether he's still a guy or not. :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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April 5th, 2004, 07:19 PM
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Oh wise and wonderful all knowing guru I am but your poor foolish and humble disciple but I ask you please do not be angry with my good friend shiningstar for she knows not what she does! She has had a glass of wine you see and just wandered in here wishing to srpead her good cheer and general helpfullness please forgive her. I thank you oh wise and wonderful master. Rowan backing up and bowing as she leaves...
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April 5th, 2004, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Rowan
OMG that has to be the worst groiner I've read in a while!!!:laugh:
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I was just GROANING
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April 5th, 2004, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
launchcruiser, I love that one! George Carlin is a hoot!
O wise A$$, I have a query for you to ponder. If hot dogs are packaged in groups of 10 then why are the buns sold in packages of 8?
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He SURRRRRRRRRRE IS
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April 5th, 2004, 07:30 PM
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Thanks ROwan .........I'm still high from that ONE GLASS of WINE ..............
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April 5th, 2004, 07:31 PM
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Oh wise one ..........what do you say to some one who is unable to hold their
liquor yet has to drink it for HOLIDAYS as part of the ceremony?
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April 5th, 2004, 07:32 PM
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you hold your liquor by the ears shiningstar
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April 5th, 2004, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by braxiss
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wise master,
why do feet smell and noses run???????
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Probably for the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
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April 5th, 2004, 07:44 PM
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Oh wise and wonderful all knowing guru I am but your poor foolish and humble disciple but I ask you please do not be angry with my good friend Thomasbombadil for he knows not what he does! he.... oh dear I have no good reason for is audacity...but I ask you all the same to please forgive him. I thank you oh wise and wonderful master. Rowan backing up and bowing as she leaves...
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April 5th, 2004, 07:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shiningstar
Oh wise one ..........what do you say to some one who is unable to hold their
liquor yet has to drink it for HOLIDAYS as part of the ceremony?
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Have somebody else hold it for you. When are the bandages coming off your hands?
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April 5th, 2004, 08:08 PM
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OH boy! Shiningstar wine gets to me everytime too!
Amber
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April 6th, 2004, 12:37 PM
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Major
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o, all knowing wise one! why do they call you a drunk if you have one too many and have to worship the ceramic god?
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 11th, 2004, 09:11 PM
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#111
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
you hold your liquor by the ears shiningstar
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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April 11th, 2004, 09:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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April 11th, 2004, 09:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
Oh great and all knowing one, I your humble and undeserving disciple have a question:
Why is it that when I bring an umbrella with me it never rains, but when I don't it does....?
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God is messing with you. :laugh:
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April 11th, 2004, 09:25 PM
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#114
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
Oh great and all knowing one, I your humble and undeserving disciple have a question:
Why is it that when I bring an umbrella with me it never rains, but when I don't it does....?
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Actually, that is going to be shown in the second of the next two Harry Potter films, in which it is speculated that several magic wands were lost and wound up being used for the center post for umbrellas, and that the metal point of your umbrella has an electromagneticohydroaverto affect on the invisible water chutes which guide the water droppages from the clouds to the earth, by causing them to shift and seal off before being activated. When you don't have your umbrella in the vicinity, the chutes react as planned and the effect is rain as we know it.
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April 11th, 2004, 09:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
Oh wise and wonderful all knowing guru I am but your poor foolish and humble disciple but I ask you please do not be angry with my good friend Thomasbombadil for he knows not what he does! he.... oh dear I have no good reason for is audacity...but I ask you all the same to please forgive him. I thank you oh wise and wonderful master. Rowan backing up and bowing as she leaves...
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So shall it be done, he bee-ith forgiven.
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April 11th, 2004, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
o, all knowing wise one! why do they call you a drunk if you have one too many and have to worship the ceramic god?
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I cannot pass judgement, for I once too worshipped the ceramic god. But now I show my supremecy over the so called god of porcelin by sitting on him. You can deny greatness by sitting rather than kneeling, any day but Sunday.
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April 13th, 2004, 03:19 AM
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Major
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o thank you know it all of know it alls!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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April 13th, 2004, 08:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
I cannot pass judgement, for I once too worshipped the ceramic god. But not I show my supremecy over the so called god of porcelin by sitting on him. You can deny greatness by sitting rather than kneeling, any day but Sunday.
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Ditto
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April 14th, 2004, 03:53 AM
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Major
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Originally Posted by shiningstar
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I will third that one!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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April 17th, 2004, 10:37 PM
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#120
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I'd like to know why it is that men don't hear a woman talking to them but they will hear each other?
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