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April 5th, 2006, 12:34 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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"Then you won't mind if I scrub you down with lots of Lysol. Bronze Buns!" The Cylon began to giggle, and flashed his scanner eye at her. She reached for a can of cleaner, and then Cassie said...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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April 6th, 2006, 01:05 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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"Cooking oil would be better. You'd be shinier. I love shiny things." Starbuck choked on his fumerello as he remembered the last time they had experimented with shiny things. After regaining his composure, he replied..........
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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May 15th, 2006, 09:28 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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"Are you sure we....uh, they can spare it, Cassie? Supplies may be limited." To which, trying to keep a straight face, Cassie replied...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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May 22nd, 2006, 08:00 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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"Sure they can. They have more of it than we do." The cylon's armor started turning red as he blushed. Siress Tinia laughed and said.............
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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June 14th, 2006, 11:38 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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"You're cute when you blush. You know that?" To which the Cylon, after venting steam and smoke from under his visor, turned, wobbly-legged to Tinia, and said...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 20th, 2006, 11:35 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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"Ohhhh, gotta watch my valves!" To which Tinia replied...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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October 15th, 2006, 12:58 AM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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"Valves? Well-lubricated, I trust?" At this point, Siress Belloby interjected...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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October 15th, 2006, 06:56 AM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: Pensacola, Florida
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Suddenly a static sound is heard in the command center......" Viper 12 requesting permission to land......."
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October 15th, 2006, 08:29 AM
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Great Wise Guru
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Rigel perked up her ears. "Viper 12? You're long overdue! We had just about given up hope! You have priority clearance, and Commander Adama says to report to the bridge!" Adama was standing at Rigel's shoulder, and said...
(Hi, Em!)
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October 15th, 2006, 09:12 PM
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Renegade Humanocylon
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the cockpit of my modified Viper.
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"Does this uniform make my butt look big?" To which Rigel said...
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Capt. Zak "Ares" Adama
CAG - Red Squadron Leader
Battlestar Prometheus BSG-68
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So, what's the charge this time? - Lee Adama
Striking a superior @$$hole. - Kara Thrace
Ah. I bet you've been waiting all day to say that one. - Lee Adama
Most of the afternoon, yeah. - Kara Thrace
Right. - Lee Adama
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October 17th, 2006, 10:19 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
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"Never seen you look better, Commander". Trying hard to maintain a hysterical fit of the giggles, Rigel covered her mouth dicreetly, but on turning on her heel to hide her face from Adama, she smacked into the dashing Captain Apollo, who was just approaching the bridge. Taken by surprise, Apollo's dreamy eyes were wide-eyed, and he couldn't help but say....
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The Last Piscon Siress
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October 17th, 2006, 10:43 PM
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Warrior Ace
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In My Battlestar over San Diego waiting for everyone else...
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"Sorry about that. Hope my pistol didn't hurt you?" As she openly blushed, Rigel replied...
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With Respects,
Steve
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brody - Jaws
"Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy" - Col. T.C. McQueen, S:AaB-(Ray Butts)
"A kind word and a 2-by-4 is better than just a kind word" - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
"WIVES...uh...aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves?" Starbuck - Living Legend
"Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us and YOU want to hire a vocal group." Boomer - Saga of a Starworld
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October 18th, 2006, 12:10 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Ship of Lights...beyond reach
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" oh was that your pistol? I thought maybe you were just happy to see me...you know from the gesture of your wonderful smile, Captain". But Apollo's rose bud lips dropped in further agasp at the young officer's reply. Only two feet away, Sheba had heard the conversation between Apollo and Rigel, and stepped in saying.....
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October 18th, 2006, 07:11 PM
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Warrior Ace
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In My Battlestar over San Diego waiting for everyone else...
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...absolutely nothing. She eyed the two of them, glared at Apollo for a millicenton, did an about-face and walked rather briskly off the bridge. As Rigel turned away, she glanced a look back at Apollo, and he thought to himself...
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With Respects,
Steve
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brody - Jaws
"Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy" - Col. T.C. McQueen, S:AaB-(Ray Butts)
"A kind word and a 2-by-4 is better than just a kind word" - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
"WIVES...uh...aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves?" Starbuck - Living Legend
"Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us and YOU want to hire a vocal group." Boomer - Saga of a Starworld
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October 18th, 2006, 10:40 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
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"is it just me, or has everyone been into the Ambrosia a little early today"? Regaining his composure and his thoughts on why he had originally come to the bridge, Apollo appraoched Adama, almost reluctant, but knowing it had to be brought up, Apollo said.....
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The Last Piscon Siress
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October 19th, 2006, 05:05 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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"Father, I think its about time you sealed again. Athena and I have seen the way you have been ogling the female officers and civillian women. Maybe Cassi could introduce you to someone." Adama gaped in complete shock as Colonel Tigh burst out laughing and said............
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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October 19th, 2006, 08:24 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Among the 13th tribe....
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Adama sealed! Ha Ha ha ............ that would happen only if hell froze over or Starbuck got sealed ........ which ever came first!
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" KEEPING THE FAITH"
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October 19th, 2006, 09:44 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
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"But seriously Father, I've seen the way Siress Blassie was looking at you on your last visit onboard the Rising Star, at the Astral Lounge", continued Apollo.
"Yesss Commander, I think you still got it...", chimed Colonel Tigh, winking at Adama.
But Adama, could only look at his children and colonel with denial in his eyes, but at the last minuet said......
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The Last Piscon Siress
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October 20th, 2006, 12:19 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Ship of Lights...beyond reach
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"I think I need a lie down. I'll be in my quarters...".
With that, Adama walked off the bridge.
Just then, Omega announced there were a squadron of Cylon fighters coming in on the scaner, and were closing in quickly, Apollo whirled around ready to run to the launch bay, and as he took a step down from the bridge, Rigel was once again right behind him.
Apollo lost his footing trying not to crash into Rigel, but there was nothing he could do to stop from colliding into the control officer.
The red alert sounded, Starbuck came running to the Bridge, his eyes wide, he shouted "Call the doctor from the Life Station...quick we have one man down....and Rigel...well she seems to have enhaled some sort of laughing gas...I'm not sure"......
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October 23rd, 2006, 11:47 AM
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#980
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Rigel looked at them all a bit dazed as the med techs arrived. Dr. Salik checked them over and said..........
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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October 24th, 2006, 12:01 AM
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Warrior Ace
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In My Battlestar over San Diego waiting for everyone else...
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"I don't have the slightest idea what caused this." He turns to Cassie and says,"We'll need a complete blood gas work-up, immunology test and oh....a full body cavity search." Cassie added "deep and hard Doctor?" "Yes....just to be sure." As Apollo was a bit groggy from the collision, he overheard the last part of the conversation and replied....
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With Respects,
Steve
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brody - Jaws
"Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy" - Col. T.C. McQueen, S:AaB-(Ray Butts)
"A kind word and a 2-by-4 is better than just a kind word" - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
"WIVES...uh...aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves?" Starbuck - Living Legend
"Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us and YOU want to hire a vocal group." Boomer - Saga of a Starworld
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October 24th, 2006, 11:05 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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"Absolutely not!!! Dr. Salik, you are out of your fracking mind. Starbuck may like that but no ones touching nothing that don't belong to them when it concerns my body!" Athena turned bright pink as Starbuck walked in with little on and said............
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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October 25th, 2006, 10:55 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
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"I'll volunteer, Cassi, for the tests that is...and maybe anything else you're offering...".
Suddenly, Casseopeia and Athena started racing to reach Satrbuck first, but Colonel Tigh interceded them and ordered Starbuck back to his quarrters to put on some clothes. Tigh's dark eyes were brimming with shock, and further commented to the others......
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The Last Piscon Siress
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November 1st, 2006, 10:57 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Ship of Lights...beyond reach
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"If you lot didn't walk around in such a dream and looked where you were all going, this whole incident wouldn't have happened"! Apollo interrupted Colonel Tigh, saying....
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November 1st, 2006, 11:11 PM
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Warrior Ace
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In My Battlestar over San Diego waiting for everyone else...
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"Excuse me Colonel but really need to ask you a question about the Commander". "What is it Apollo?
"Has Father gained some wieght? He looks a little big in the astrum."
Thoroughly fed up with the direction of the conversation and the apparent lack of concern for the incoming Cylon fighters, Tigh replied...
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With Respects,
Steve
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brody - Jaws
"Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy" - Col. T.C. McQueen, S:AaB-(Ray Butts)
"A kind word and a 2-by-4 is better than just a kind word" - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
"WIVES...uh...aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves?" Starbuck - Living Legend
"Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us and YOU want to hire a vocal group." Boomer - Saga of a Starworld
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November 1st, 2006, 11:22 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Ship of Lights...beyond reach
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"All available warriors report to Alpha Launch Bay, and get your a_ _ _ s in to your vipers and attack those fracking Cylons"!!!!!
Apollo eyes widened, and turned to Starbuck, who finally returned to the Bridge, fully clothed this time. Starbuck asked.......
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November 25th, 2006, 09:53 PM
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#987
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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"Hey! Who's watching the cooking in the galley? I was really looking forward to well-done beaver!" To which Athena, mouth agape, replied...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 26th, 2006, 02:09 AM
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#988
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Warrior Ace
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In My Battlestar over San Diego waiting for everyone else...
Posts: 851
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"And what EXACTLY is wrong the the beaver I've prepared for you in the past, LIEUTENANT!?" A rather sudden hush fell across the bridge and all eyes were affixed on the two. Starbuck was taken aback and appeared speachless. For at that moment, it became quite apparent to all that Starbuck had eaten beaver before. Through the air of silence, Rigel was at her post and was overheard saying...
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With Respects,
Steve
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brody - Jaws
"Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy" - Col. T.C. McQueen, S:AaB-(Ray Butts)
"A kind word and a 2-by-4 is better than just a kind word" - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
"WIVES...uh...aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves?" Starbuck - Living Legend
"Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us and YOU want to hire a vocal group." Boomer - Saga of a Starworld
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November 26th, 2006, 09:29 PM
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#989
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Ship of Lights...beyond reach
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"Whoever left beaver burning on the stove in the Galactica kitchen, report to Colonel Tigh immediately. And he's not in a good mood." Rigel then, started to giggle as she remembered seeing Colonel Tigh returning to the Bridge with a burnt out pot of smoked Beaver, from the Galactica kitchen...fuming about the mess left in there...
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November 29th, 2006, 10:30 PM
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#990
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Warrior Ace
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In My Battlestar over San Diego waiting for everyone else...
Posts: 851
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All of a sudden, Colonel Tigh marches onto the bridge holding a smoldering pot of what used to be dinner, fuming with smoke. He whirls onto the command station and says, "If someone ever does this again, they're on report! You can tell those fancy chefs this is NOT the last flash inspection I'm going to make. If I ever find food in THIS condition....(holds pot out)....they're in trouble." He then procedes off towards the exit, stops and says "When Commander Adama sees this, he's gonna go CRAZY!" He then exits the bridge. Bewildered, Starbuck says...
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With Respects,
Steve
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brody - Jaws
"Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy" - Col. T.C. McQueen, S:AaB-(Ray Butts)
"A kind word and a 2-by-4 is better than just a kind word" - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
"WIVES...uh...aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves?" Starbuck - Living Legend
"Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us and YOU want to hire a vocal group." Boomer - Saga of a Starworld
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