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September 4th, 2004, 08:17 AM
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"This ISN'T the Galactica! I swear Apollo if your father is trying to TRICK ME!!!!!"..........
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September 4th, 2004, 09:50 PM
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"Chill, hon," said Squire Quincy's ghost, next to his wife. "Chill, and have some stew." Suddenly, Iblis shrieks in terror as....
"OH NO! THE BEAVER DAM OF LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 5th, 2004, 07:15 AM
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The lights envelope Count Iblis and make him dissappear off of the ships of light as .......
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September 5th, 2004, 06:42 PM
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Tigh says: "Hhmm.... needs curry."
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 5th, 2004, 06:54 PM
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"I tend to agree", Shiningstar says with a salicious grin
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September 5th, 2004, 07:02 PM
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"Don't forget the Alphabet pasta!" came Iblis' voice, from somewhere far away.
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 5th, 2004, 07:04 PM
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Everyone shook their heads as instead of the Alphabet Pasta they pulled out .........
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September 5th, 2004, 07:06 PM
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Alphabet Ambrosia!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 5th, 2004, 07:08 PM
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and some couscous that would go wonderfully with the food being prepared  |
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September 5th, 2004, 07:43 PM
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Caprican couscous casserole. Cool!
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 6th, 2004, 03:53 PM
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While Iblis continued to rage at not having his way and being banished from the
ship of lights .........as .............
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September 7th, 2004, 09:01 PM
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He wasn't getting any beaver.........
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 8th, 2004, 07:18 AM
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soon the feast was ready and eaten and it was time for the intrepid warriors to
return to the Galactica. They arrived safely at the Galactica only to see colonel
Tigh running down the corrider with a cleaver .........Lieutenant Starbuck then
was heard to say
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September 8th, 2004, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by shiningstar
soon the feast was ready and eaten and it was time for the intrepid warriors to
return to the Galactica. They arrived safely at the Galactica only to see colonel
Tigh running down the corrider with a cleaver .........Lieutenant Starbuck then
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"Hey! Does that mean Tigh has a Beaver Cleaver? Hey Wally! That's swell!!"
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September 8th, 2004, 12:22 PM
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Lt. Shiningstar groaned loudly. "HEY I thought that was GOOD!", Starbuck said
indignately. "You would.", Capt. Apollo said patting his friend on the shoulder as ........
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September 10th, 2004, 10:02 PM
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Amberstar walks in (finally back from deep space patrol)...... and sees the group laughing at Starbuck's joke..........and Tigh running with a cleaver!
"Think I need a drink  ......anyone want to join me?"
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September 10th, 2004, 10:34 PM
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Em follows Amberstar into dock. She grabs her just as Tigh swings the cleaver....."That was close...I still owe you a drink and I like to pay my debts.....How about some cold ambrosia"....As they turn to walk out they see.............................
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September 11th, 2004, 03:05 AM
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One of the Cylons, behind the bar in the OC, wiping out a glass. Looking up at Apollo, tjhe Cylon asks "Whaddya have, Mac?"
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September 11th, 2004, 06:44 AM
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Em and Amber walk in and take seats....thinking they are also hungry they decide to order some food. The Cylon brings over menus...as he gets closer to the table they hear.....................
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September 11th, 2004, 07:16 AM
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Voices outside in the hall...........they are singing rather loudly! Amber and Em go to see what it is all about, and see................
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September 11th, 2004, 01:51 PM
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Starbuck and the ghost of Sire Quincy, arm in ectoplasm, holding ambrosia bottles, singing an off-color ditty in front of Beloby. Slowly, out of the seams in the deckplates, Amber sees...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 11th, 2004, 02:09 PM
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A glowing gas rolling out of the seams and drifting toward the .................
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September 11th, 2004, 06:34 PM
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nearest electrical outlet. The mist begins drawing power, slowly sweeling, as...
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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September 15th, 2004, 07:02 AM
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........as a roar sounds in the distance. Em looks around at her friends Amber and Sen, gives a worried smile, then runs to the launch bay and jumps in her viper. There is a new foe afoot. Em looks at her timepiece..It is now 8:57am Wednesday and the foe, Ivan, is starting to beat at the hangar door.....The solar winds are picking up and the darkness of space has taken on an errie glow.....she does not know when she shall return........but...she shall return........she looks back and looks at her friends once more.... then suddenly...................................
Hailing frequencies closed.......................................
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September 15th, 2004, 06:46 PM
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It resolves into...OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! It is the resurrection of the HIDEOUS MUTATED MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it lives on laundry and soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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September 16th, 2004, 05:17 PM
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Shiningstar sighs .........."I am not cleaning up after HIM." .......she says sullenly as ...........
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September 16th, 2004, 06:54 PM
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One Cylon, fingers still sticky from cooking, sees the HIDEOUS MUTATED MONSTER, and shouts "Halt!"
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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September 17th, 2004, 02:37 PM
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The cylon then fires at the hideous monster only to have the monster keep going to
what the cylon is cooking and pick up the entree and eat up ever bite much to the
Cylon's angst.
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September 17th, 2004, 08:02 PM
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BURPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! goes the HIDEOUS MUTATED MONSTER, and then looks at the Cylon, who says...
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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September 18th, 2004, 10:53 AM
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"Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're out of BEAVERS and YOU DO THIS?"
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